THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPFNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 19
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Vi'Peinc trip. work-, bal-
:'c br.d concerts, ariitMn and oid
riuce sho.s etc etc. ArJ last bat rot
:r-t, is the or.f bif enjoyable, happy
ntht hen New Orleans b turned
into Fan;; everything department
stores, hotels, will be French. French
streets, French firls, French decorations,
French eatspreceded by a big French
pageant and followed by street dancing.
Kvk bottom hotel prices wilt prevail
for hotels have been turned over to the
Ifirion. Everything necessary to make
NEW BUICK CARS
INTRODUCED AUG. 1
FOR SALE l-burner I'ew Perfection
In-
TV f':' Wtrj! roso' attons were parsed .
at the ree-rt cor.vertion of the Atner-1
ir.n Upon. Drartir.er.t of Onsen, at .
The Pa'': j
That ') alien ho have not become '
eitirens sin years from date of entry j
into America be deported. . ,f.ls ,),,, bipfest and best convention in
That examination of immigrants "' 1 j,istory wm be provided.
entry into this country be in the hands j
. -;ti, nftwT to recuate r.um- 1
fcer. t . !
That steps be ti,ken to educate the :ir.- i
ir.irant duties of citizenship and to
prevent corpreration of aliens in colon- ;
le in la-pe cities.
That semi -annual report be hlrd in t'r- j Friday Went down to visit a trend
Slats' Diary.
By ROSS FARQUHAR.
eron bv employers of more than ttve per
sons serricalir.E aliens from citnens.
That benetits Oreron State Aid Mea
sure be extended to service men of allied
armies who n-ay qualify under residen
tial and other requirements.
That Bripadier General Charles Saw
yer be removed from position of co-or-dirator
of Federal Hospitaliiation hoard
for best interests of disabled.
That "Stars and Stripes" be banned
from lepion homos until publication
cleans columns of fake advertising and
sex appeals.
That further decentralization in I". S.
Veterans Bureau be carried out. permit
ting district offices to administer hos
pitals in their district.
That eterans Bureau purcnase n.;u
War Department Fort Stevens for use
as neuro-psychiatric training center.
That the first Sunday in April even
year he designated "American Legion j
Sunday."
That .citizenship classes be established
in all cities for foreigners, greater re
spect for flag taught and new cititens
properly welcomed.
That posts dedicate camp and park
grounds near community to service men
That more county councils be formed
who gave life in world war.
in Oregon.
That posts co-operate more closely
with women's auxiliary.
That secretary of interior be urged to
open lands in Klamath county for de
velopment and settlement by ex-service
men.
That time limit be extended from two
to five years from date of discharge in
which men suffering from pulmonary
tuberculosis or neuro-psychiatric disa
bilities are entitled to compensation and
benefits.
That development of tubercular bone
conditions within three years after sep
aration from active military sen-ice be
considered disability acquired in ser
vice. That disabled men suffering from de
mentia praecox and epilepsy and am
putation cases be not required to re
port for physical examination more fre
quently than once each calendar year.
That all beneficiaries of Veterans Bu
reau, discharged from hospitals for tu
bercular disabilities duly connected with
service or aggravated thereby, be placed
on temporary compensation status until
such time as vocational training be
comes feasible for them or they can iol
low gainful occupations.
ities received in sen-ice, even those of
That all men hospitalized for disabil-
less than 10 per cent, be granted tempo
rary compensation while undergoing
hospitalization.
That beneficiaries of Veterans Bureau
suffering from neuro-psychiatric disabil
ities of service origin rated ten per cent
or more and declar;d not feasible for
vocational training shall be allowed 50
per cent compensation status until able
to earn a livelihood.
That practice of employing officers of
war department and military forces in
chief medical division of Veterans Bu
reau be discontinued and personnel of
division chosen from ex-service civilian
experts of recognized medical ability.
That professional opinion of examin
ing physician be accepted as strong pre
sumption as to degree of disability in
pereentum.
That jurisdiction of appeals board in
each district be subject only to review
of district manager with proviso that
any claimant dissatisfied with decision
may refer his claim to Washington.
That in employment of personnel of
Veterans Bureau, preference be given
rehabilitation trainees possessing neces
sary qualifications.
That salaries of t. b. and neuro-psy
chiatric specialists be adjusted and aug
mented so as to attract competent spe
cialists to the Veterans Bureau.
That national convention support Col
umbia Basin project to irrigate 1,753,000
acres, providing homes for 400,000 and
adding J240,000,000 to productive wealth
of country.
The convention also went on record
highly commending National Comman
der Hanford MacNider for his splendid
service as head of the Legion, and
George R. Drever, chairman of the dis
trict rehabilitation committee of Legion
ni Thirteenth District, for results and
devotion of personal time for betterment
of disabled.
f pa's witch just has recently boughten
a new macheen and
i i : . . . i i
nau sum pmiy naru
TI-J uck rite uu H
i :rura a Stag party
as nite and evry
thing went all rite
antil they cum to a
vhite bridge over a
crick. And he went
vnd turned out for
v
It.
Sat. Ted and me
;ride smokeing agen
-his morning. It was
i pipe this time, i
Deleave if any 1 had
of come along and
offered to kill me I
wood have loved
them to deth. I now
hink the fellow who
ays he gets solid
cumfort out of a
Fipe is as big of a lire as the person who
boasts that They like to take Caster oil.
Smokeir.g is a dirty Habit,
Sunday-Mrs. J. witch is 1 of are
neighbors has ben disapointed in love
twice and in marryge once, she sed
when she got marryed she thot there
was only 1 man in the wirld like hern.
And now she hopes for the Sake of other
women kind that she was rite.
Monday ma was laffing this evning
about a woman down town witch wanted
to have the dr arested because she herd
he had tuk her sons temprature. N. B,
These people of the adjoining sex will
vote this Fall to.
Tuesday Are dr is in a embarrasing
condition now. He suggested that old
man Wall shud ought to take a trip to
a warmer c'.imet on acct. of his sickness.
Ole man Wall died las nite. Now fokes
are joaking doc and saying he sent ole
man Wall there.
Wednesday A yung man was trying
t soil pa sum stock in a Co. to make
Bvio It ss underdose. Pa sed nothing
doing thats old stuff I ben wareing them
thines for four teen years.
Thursday Ma is sore at are Grocery
clerk because when she ordered sum
animal Crackers this a. m. he went and
sent her a bunch of dog biscuits. I was
sore all so.
Since the arrival of the new 19ZS
Buick n.otor cars in San Francisco by
express shipment from the Buick factory
in Flint, Mich, there nasi been Keen in
terest in the line. The initial carload
shipments were sent by express instead
of freight, in order that the people of
the Pacific coast would be able to view
the cars on August 1. the date set by
the Buick Motor Co. for the national in
troduction of the new models.
Nothing in the automotive world has
created such a sensation as these new
Buicks. They are the most up-to-date
motor cars ever built by the Buick fac
ton- and inasmuch as the Buick engin
eers have for the past twenty years been
manufacturing an automobile which has
always given t'.ie utmost satisfaction, the
1293 product certainly deserves the com
mendation of the general public, say the
local distributors.
Naturally with such marked improve
ments in the Buick line, which now con
sists of fourteen models, the price ques
tion is uppermost in the minds of the
buvers. The Buick officials have been
able to materially reduce the selling
price, owing to increased output and
manufacturing facilities.
The two new models the six-cylinaer
Touring Sedan and four-cylinder Tour
ing Sedan sell at astonisningiy low
prices. The six-cylinder moaei sens ior
$2210 delivered here, freight and war tax
paid, and the four cylinder for flaw.
All of the other models have been cor
respondingly priced. Here are the prices
at which motorists can purchase them
on the Pacific coast.
The four-cylinder roadster now sells
for J1050, the five-passenger touring car
$1075. the three-passenger coupe $1385,
the five-passenger Sedan $1625. The six-
cylinder models are selling for: ine
roadster $1400, five-passenger touring
$1425. five-passenger Sedan $2270, four-
Msseni-er Count $21S0. seven-passenger
Touring $h)90, seven-passenger Sedan ; oil stove, with oven. Good as new
:i:i, three-passenger sport roadster j quire this office.
1SV0 and the four-passenger sport mod
el touring $1941.
Despite these attractive prices, there
has been a decided improvement in the
construction, finish and mechanical ex
cellence of every Buick closed and open
car.
CANNMNG PEACHES FOR SALE
Early Crawfords, Elbertas, Orange
Clings, and Sal ways; 75c to $1.25 per
box. Early Crawfords are ready now.
A. E. Anderson, R. 1, The Dalles, Ore.
Four good work horses for sale. See
Frank S. Parker below depot, Heppner.
Phone 50FS.
R. E. Duncan, Cecil honey man, was
in Heppner with a quantity of his fine
strained honey this week.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. N. Peck were here
today from their farm home near Lex
ington. Mr. Peck reports that he finish
ed up his han-est yesterday with a good
yield.
Chas. Latourell returned Wednesday
from a business trip to Portland, and
left this morning for a little scouting
trip into the mountains.
Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Hale came in Wed
nesday evening from Walla Walla to
visit with Mrs. Hale's relatives here.
Mrs. Riley Judy of Portland is visit-
nig at the home of her parents, Mr. and
Mrs, Sam Hughes.
S. C. W. Leghorn cockerels. Tancred
and Hollywood strain. G. N. Peck, Lexington.
FOR SALE Used Ford car in good re
pair. Inquire Universal Garage.
ALL HOPE ABANDONED.
It was oast midnight, and a young
man sat huddeld in a chair in the club
smoking room. A friend came In.
"Hallo, Freddy!" he asked. "Not go
ing home yet?"
"No," muttered Freddy Hopelessly: -
daren't!"
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Oh, everything is finished absolute
ly finished! I'm ruined."
"Good heavens!" said the friend. "Bet
ting or stock exchange?"
"Neither. But I telephoned to my
wife at 8 o'clock this evening and gave
her a perfectly good excuse for not com
ing home, and" his voice sank "I've
forgotten what I said!" London Answers.
I GILUAM & BISBEE'S 1
COLUMN j&
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lMiRsmr0RKON
The UNIVERSITY OREGON
contains:
The college of Literature, Science
and the Arts with 22 departments.
The professional schools of Archi
tectureBusiness Administration -Education-Graduate
Study -Uw-Medicine
Music Physical EducationSociology.
The 47th Year Opens October 2. 1922
For a cat a lojut or on j) information
writ Thi Rtfittrar, Univtrtitg of
Oregon, Eujtnt, Oregon.
CASE BUS & TRANSFER COMPANY
WM. M. KIRK, Proprietor
Prompt and efficient service at all times, both
day or night. Leave orders at Case Furniture
Co., Hotel Patrick, or Phone Main 845.
BAGGAGE : EXPRESS : FREIGHT
COUNTRY TRIPS -: GENERAL HAULING
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Harwood's
Diamonds -:- Watches -:- Jewelry
WATCH REPAIRING
Guaranteed
THE NEW JEWELRY STORE
Odd Fellows Building
Heppner Ore.
E3
Star Theater
Program from August 19th to August 21st
Inclusive
FRIDAY, AUGUST 18th
CHARLES RAY in
"19 AND PHYLLIS"
Only 19, and he loved like Romeo and wore a
dress suit like John Drew. A small town guy
with big town ideas. A puzzle in the high cost
of living.
Also AESOP'S FABLES
SATURDAY, AUGUST 19th
CONSTANCE TALMADGE in
"DANGEROUS BUSINESS"
A Phonymoon of Bridal Frights. It's danger
ous business to say you're married when you are
not. Connie's Peppiest.
Also MOVIE CHATS
SUNDAY, AUGUST 20th
BETTY COMPSON and LON CHANEY in
"FOR THOSE WE LOVE"
Romance, Thrills, Pathos. Something different.
Also Comedy "LOVE ON ROLLERS"
The show will be closed Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday, August zz, Z6 ana si.
O.-T. WANT ADS ARE SURE RESULT GETTERS. Uae ther
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fwHEAT RANCH BARGAIN
Obituary
IN 1921
Our Business
DIED
NOW SHE'S DEAD AGAIN
We don't know where she's
gone to, only trust for the best.
But trusting won't do: that is
what caused her death.
Bring some money instead
of flowers to the funeral.
New Orleans will be a center of na
tional interest during the American Le
gion national convention, October 16 to
21, as a result of the presence of nu
merous famous political and military
leaders.
President Harding has written conven
tion headquarters that he will attend if
the pressure of public affairs does not
interfere. A similar reply has been re
ceived from General John J. Pershing,
who led the legion men in France, and
who met with them in Kansas City last
fall.
Major General John A. LaJoune, Com
mandant of the United States Marine
Corps and a former resident of New
Orleans, has definitely accepted the con
vention invitation. During the last week
convention headquarters has been ad
vised that Samuel Compers, president
of the American Federation of Labor,
and Kenesaw Mountain Landis, high
commissioner of organized baseball, will
be among the distinguished guests.
Within the next few weeks, the legion
expects to receive word that a number
of distinguished World War leaden of
allied powers will come to New Orleans.
The convention committee hopes to en
tertain more notables than the conven
tion in Kansas City last year which was
attended by Marshal Foch, General Dial,
General Jacques, Admiral Beatty, Gen
eral Pershing and Vice-President Cool
idge. No variety of show, entertainment or
i-ontest is omitted from the convention
urogram of the Fourth Letrion national
convention to be held in New Orleans,
October 16-21. The entire city is co
operating now to show the veterans a
good time. Some of the best athletes in
the world will contest in track events,
acouatic, wrastliug, boxing and marks'
manship eontestn, the winner! to be
crowned champions of the American Le
irlon. Preadiioughst, battleships and sea
planes will pass in a big naval review
on the Mississippi, 13.000 electric lights
will turn night into day along the
streets and in hotels while divisional
reunion, medical clubs and photograph
ers associations and other ex-service
Shell Fish!
DO YOU ENJOY SHELL
FISH?
Oysters
Clams
Crab
Served in any style to
your order.
Our Sunday dinner should
also attract you on these
warm summer days.
Bring the -Ife and have
dinner with us.
Elkborn Restaurant
Heppner
NEW PRICES ON
MASON CORDS HEAVY-DUTY OVER SIZE
SIZE PRICE SIZE PRICE
30x3'2Cl. $13.95 32x4'2 $30.75
30x3'2s.s 15.80 33x4'2 31.55
32x3'2 19.35 34x4'2 32.40
31x4 23.10 35x4'2 33.20
32x4 24.50 33x5 38.95
33x4 24.70 35x5 39.95
34x4 25.35 37x5 42.10
FORD OWNERS!
Remarkable Prices on Mason Oversize "Maxi
Mile" Fabrics
30x3 ---$9.25 30x3'2---$10.60
C. V. HOPPER TIRE SHOP
FOR REAL TIRE SERVICE
850 ACRES All Tillable, with good buildings
and all kinds of water; reservoirs; small orchard;
fenced and cross-fenced. 320 acres in summerfal
low. 13 miles from station.
Price, if taken at once
$16.00 Per Acre
$5,000.00 down, terms to suit on balance
ROY V. WHITEIS
Real Estate and Insurance
Gilliam & Bisbee
Legal Guarantee Giveru
Ho nted or Knit no pain costinue work.
Ask to see Gle-o-oil Pile Treatment.
PATTERSON SON
Main Straat -:- Happnar. Oreon
FELL BROS.
Auto Repair
Shop
Fords A Specialty
Oils and Grease
No-Nock Bolt
Fell Bros.
End of Willow Street, East of
Patrick Hotel
WE HANDLE
The Champion Header
It's a good one
A MACHINE IS NOW SET UP. COME AND LOOK IT OVER
We Are Agents For the
Colfax Drapers
Made for all makes of machinery. You can buy cheaper drap
ers than these, but no better drapeers for the money. Materials are
18-oz. double faced duck, first quality leather and genuine Belata belt
ing, sun seasoned hardwood sticks, and hand made by expert workmen.
Peoples Hardware Company
Stability starts
with the crude
One of the most important requirements of a
good motor oil is that it possess stabilitythat
is, that it maintain its chemical composition
and its lubricating body under all conditions
of engine operatioa
If an oil changes its chemical composition
"breaksdown"-athighoperatingtemperatures,
it can no longer maintain a lubricating film be
tween the bearing surfaces, and its value as a
lubricant is destroyed.
Certain crude oils possess a higher degree of
stability than others. Because of its large pro
duction of practically every type of crude, this
company is free to choose for the making of
Zerolene only those crudes which are partic
ularly adapted for the purpose.
The Patented Vacuum Process
In the process of distilling and refining these
selected crudes, it is of the greatest import
ance not to destroy their natural ' oiliness" and
stability. For this reason we employ our own
patented high-vacuum process exclusively. By
this process the oil produced Zerolene re
tains all the natural oiliness" and stabUity of
theoriginal,selectedcrudefrom which itis made.
No other refiner on the Pacific Coast uses any
form of vacuum distillation. No other refiner
In the United States uses as high a vacuum
as this company.
Zerolene of the correct grade for your car gives
perfect lubrication and permits the develop
ment of maximum power, speed and gasoline
mileage.
.jJJWl
more powerfispeed
less mctioD and wear
imiQfimthibrication
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