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THE AMERICAN PRESS ASSXIATION
The Seven Natural Cravings
Dr. Daniel Russell Hodgdon, au-j
thority on the science of dietetics,!
believes even' housewife should ex-j
amine the menu she prepared for;
friend husband, and see if it contains,
the seven natural cravings of a heal
thy appetite. These are summed up j
as a bulk food, a fat food, an acid;
food, a salt food, a sweet food, and
finally a live food. The seven crav
ings, says the doctor, should be sat
isfied every day.
For guidance of our queens of the
kitchen, bulk comes in bread, pota
toes, cabbage, and other vegetables.
Fish, eggs and cheese are muscle
builders, olive and other oils are fats
while vinegar covers the acid re
quirement. Salts are salts and
sweets are sweets; so that no explan
ation is needed, and thus we reach
the seventh requirement, the live
food, which means raw food such as
oysters or clams or rare meats. All ,
of which is interesting and doubtless
enlightening. The doctor of medicine ;
has provided his bit to the sum total
of useful knowledge. May we now
look for some doctor of economics
to come forward with the seven re
quirements to enable the people to
satisfy the natural appetite and yet
remain out of the bankruptcy court.
Perhaps it will require the seventh
son of the seventh son to provide the
answer. It will be interesting to the
poor devils who are sweating in the
coal mines at top speed when coal
is needed and then thrown out of
w ork when the supply is thought suf
ficient, to read during their idle mo
ments, and so improve their minds,
just what their overworked wives
ought to put on the table to keep the
family in proper trim. Surely Dumas
had a glimpse of life, when, in Les
Miserables, he caused that rich and
noble lady, stirred by the sight of
abject poverty and suffering, to give
in her generosity to the great French
derelict, a golden manicure set.
Join the Legion
The American Legion will conduct
a nationwide membership drive fron:
July 5 to 27. The purpose is to en
all evserevice men who have not
vet identified themselves with the le
gion and its work.
Harry N. Nelson, adjutant of the
American Legion in Oregon, has an
nounced that a supreme effort will
be made to double the membership
in Oregon. At present the Oregon
department of this great national or
ganization has enrolled less than one-
third of the eligibles.
The American Legion is composed
of the men and women who were in
the service of the United States dur
ing the World War. It admits to its
ranks all who served regardless of
the place or conditions of service.
While it is designed to keep alive
the associations growing out of the
war, and to express upon the life
of the country the point of view of
the 4,500,000 who served, its greatest
value to the country lies in stimulat
ing patriotism and sound sacrificing
Americanism. The American Legion
will be to the country during the
next three-quarters of a century what
the Grand Army of the Republic has
been in the past. Therefore its in
fluence for sound and liberal Amer
icanism is certain to be permanently-
recorded in the national conscious
ness of the nation.
It is the duty of every ex-service
man to join. He should add his
point of view to the legion's activities
and thus express in civil life the spir
it of service to country displayed in
the national crisis. Oregonian.
One sees only the worst side of
life on the first pages and in the big
headlines. On the inside pages the
world is getting better.
Motor cars are surely wonderful
things, and are accomplishing much
but we have yet to hear of one that
bucked the locomotive off the track
at the crossing, although hundreds
try it.
Get Tariff Out of Politics
Elbert H. Gary, head of the U. S.
Steel corporation, and president of
the American Iron and Steel Insti
tute, puts much thought into few
words when he states that revision
of the tariff is an intermittent dis
ease that it appears if not with ev
ery session of congress, certainly
with every change in the adminis
tration. The tariff seems to be an import
ant political question, but it ought
not to be a political question at all.
of fairness to every part of the coun
try, to every department of human
It should as the steel man points out,
be decided strictly upon scientific
principles and from the standpoint
industry, to every line of employ
ment and to the public welfare.
There is . nothing novel in this
thought. The National Tariff Com
mission, at great expense to the
country, studied the problem, gather
ed data enough to sink a ship, pre
pared reports, made recommenda
tions, and went through the usual
multitude of inquisitorial gymnastics
that mark practically every official
"probe," and when it was all over.
everyone said it was splendid and
then promptly went to sleep. The
tariff being no longer needed as a
pressing political issue, was set aside
and forgotten. Now we have it bob
bing up again, with the forces all set
and prime, to upset the business
conditions of the country. Surely,
it is time the public took the matter
in hand and put an end, once and for
all, to this perpetual economic men
ace. Regardless of whether men be
lieve in high tariff, low tariff, tariff
for revenue only, or no tariff at all,
certainly they must unite in the con
viction that mingling tariff with pol
itics is as vicious as it is disastrous.
When all is said and done, tariff
schedule advocates always are sel
fish. They fight for their own inter
est. There may not be much amiss
with this because in the last analysis,
obedience to intelligent selfishness
means service to the majority. The
danger comes when selfishness is
armed with a political black jack.
By all means get the tariff question
out of politics.
The meek may inherit the earth,
and they ought to, for they very sel
dom get a raise of salary, or any
thing like that.
Women Not Office Seekers
Since woman has been given the
ballot in this country, and the same
right to hold office that man has, it
has been pretty well demonstrated
by this time that our women, taken
as a whole are not much inclined to
want to be office holders. This is
everlastingly to her credit, for it
proves that she sets more store upon
her old time duties of raising a fam
ily and attending to the home than
going in for political careers. Wo-'
j man's sphere is c.v-entially the home
,and the child and while we have giv-,
I en her the right to hold office, that is
jno sign we want to see her do it to,
any great extent, and neither is it;
any sign that she wants to. Lord
bless her, she can always be depend
ed upon to do pretty nearly right,
which is something we men lack a
whole lot of coming up to.
Twenty women in eleven states
have announced themselves candi
dates for the national house of rep
resentatives. Four women in as
many different states have become
candidates for the senate. A wo
man candidate for governor has ap
peared in Kansas, and another in
South Dakota. This is quite a show
ing in a country which in 1917 greet
ed Congresswoman Rankin of Mon
tana as a national curiosity. The
fact that there are only 26 women
candidates for these many different
offices shows the American women
are still leaving the work of office-
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Carefully
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cylindrical
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insures
absolute
saaitau'on.
Grocers
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Flapjacks
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Slats' Diary
By Ross Farquhar
Friday This is the last day of
skool for witch I am Dooly greatfull. j
We have got wun-:
T 7 der full plans for
' ;i are hall tpam this
4 1- 1! season unless to;
much Garden wirk I
interfears with the I
a fishency of are
men and etc. Enny
how 1 maniged to
pass and by it
'Saved myself a lot
I of Unplessantness
in my Home ilfe.
Sat. Jake & me
found a ded cat
witch had ben hit
by a ottomobeel
it a-
and
and
we went in
told his ma
about it and ihe sed she gess it was
mrs Donavans ole cat. She told Jake
to make sure it was ded and then take
and berry him. So Jake hit her on
the hed with the shuvvel to make
sure it was ded and we berried her
in the shade of a weeping whippoor
willow tree.
Sunday Jane has been Very
frendly towards me here of lately.
Only today she sed she had a ideel
and I sed what is it. She sed she
liked a man witch was brave and
strong and good looking and has got
lots of Caracter and ambishun like
Wallis Reed or gen. Pershing. I
think she was hinting at me. but I
remaned quiet.
Monday Pa was reading in the
noosepaper that John D. Rockefelow
has got $7 for evry Person in the
U. States. So I sugested to Pa that
he rite to him for are share witch
wood amt. to 21$ with interest at 6
per cts.
Tuesday Ma says they are 2 tipes
of girls now days. 1 is the kind you
can look up to and 1 is the kind you
look around at.
Wednesday we all went a swim
ming this evning. Pa says he dus
sent beleave in that old saying Like
father like Son. since he seen me
ack the fool in the water tonite.
Thursday A nother new baby has
came to town and ma tuk me down
to see it. She sed we shud ought to
take her sum thing. So she tuk sum
Beauty pins and I tuk him a hunk
of Lickerish.
It is fortunate for the country that
very few of the terrible troubles and
calamities Senators La Follette and
Borah are continually seeing ahead
Thomson Bros.
Now is the time to see our complete line of
Wash Goods
in voils, crepes, ginghams and all the most up-to-date
wash goods on the market.
We Have Shoes For Everybody
Ladies' Low Shoes $4.00 to $7.00 Infants' Shoes 50c
to $2.00. Children's and Girls' Shoes $2.50 to $5.00
Boys' Shoes $2.50 to $5.00.. Men's $4.00 to $8.50.
Boys Suits $7 to $12.50; Men's Suits $20 to $35
Those Leather Vests Reduced $8.50 to $12.50
Odd Wool Pants at a Great Saving
Khaki Pants $2.00, $2.50, $3.00. Button and Lace
Bottom Pants $3.00 to $5.00.
YOUR MEASURE TAKEN FOR A SUIT OF
CLOTHES THAT WILL FIT.
NO TROUBLE TO SHOW YOU GOODS
CHEAPNESS is not the
tesT: of Value
VALUE is the test of
Cheapness.
Quality Counts
LLOYD HUTCHINSON
Where
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hoUing to the men Our women' f
have full right to vote and to hold
oftice, and they now have that right !
and can become Miss Mayor and
Madam Governor if they so elect, '
but the ambition does not allure the i
average American wpman. To enter
politics as a permanent business, as
men do, she would necessarily have
to more or less neglect her home,
her children and her husband, and
that she never has done and never
will do.
After walking through a cemetery
and reading the epitaphs on the
tombstones, one is liable to wonder
where all the bad people are buried.
Walter Moore, assistant cashier of
First National Bank, accompanied by
Mrs. Moore and son Larry, departed
on Sunday morning for Tacoma to
spend their vacation season visiting
with their relatives.
BIG CIRCUS COMING SOON
Baby Lion With Howe's Great London Shows Attracts Many
MASON
CORDS
Not only lower than other standard tires, but super
ior in quality, uniformity and dependability.
Buying MASONS now is buying tires right. With
this goes a standard of service we're proud of.
ALSO
OLDFIELD "999"
30x31, $9.00 30x3, $8.00
C. V. HOPPER TIRE SHOP
WHERE YOU GET REAL TIRE SERVICE
I Central Market I
I FRESH AND CURED MEATS
Fish In Season H
f Take home a bucket of our lard. It f
g is a Heppner product and is as
good as the best.
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Jfoeprayf Jfosen
Elegant In Appearance
Famous For Long Wear
Sam Hughes Company
Phone Main 962
EKClUIRSQdDN
FARES
EAST
Lower than Ever
This Summer
ROUND-TRIP TICKETS ROUTED OVER THE
Union Pacific System
returning same or any direct line
Yellowstone Park $36.25
Salt Lake City 48.82
Denver 64.00.
Kansas City 72.00
Omaha 72.00
Chicago 86.00
St. Louis $ 81.50
Cincinnati 106.30
Philadelphia 144.95
New York 147.40
Boston 158.35
To other cities in proportion.
Ticket Salea DAILY until August 31&
Return limit October 3 lilt
The Union Pacific operates the only THROUGH SOLID TRAIN be
tween Portland and Chicago.
"OREGON-WASHINGTON LIMITED"
Leaves Portland 9:00 A. M. '
Arrives Chicago 1 1 :00 A. M. (third day)
Through service also on "Continental Limited"
Every foot of the track is protected by AUTOMATIC SAFETY
SIGNALS. Equipment is the best in the transportation world. Dining
car Kervice the very maximum of human skill and art. The service as
a whole represents the supreme effort of the management to please
and satisfy patrons.
Call on our Agent when you are ready to go and he will do the rest,
Wm. McMurray,
General Passenger Agent
Portland, Oregon
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from his investment
in a close, personal
acquaintance here.
FirSt National Bank
HEPPNER, OREGON
ever materialize.