PAGE FOUR TIIK OAZKTTK-TIMKS. I1KITXKR, OKKGOX, THURSDAY, JAN. 26, 1922. fA 31 a S MA GETS KAISER'S GRANDSON L. MONTERESTELLI Marble and Granite Works PENDLETON, OREGON Fine Monument and Cemetery Work All parties interested in getting work in my line should get my prices and estimates before placing their orders All Work Guaranteed The Byers Chop Mill tParacrly SCHKMPP-S MILL) STEAM ROLLED BARLEY AND WHEAT After the 20th of September will handle Gasoline, Coal Oil and Lubricating Oil You Will Find Prompt and Satisfactory Service Here To add to all his troubles the Kaiser's children are fighting among themselves like a (amity of cats. Above is the wife of Prince Eitel Fred erick, who has compelled him to give up their ion. Prince Joachim, who is shown in the picture. lliiilUIiiM One Dollar 3 The Auto Repair Shop wishes to announce that our work on big cars will be ONE DOLLAR per hour instead of $1.50 per hour, as you formerly paid for your car repairing. CONTRACT PRICES ON FtRD WORE Estimates Cheerfully Given All Work Guaranteed Fell Bros. si ii t t Community Service 11 IE I E I ; parallel the marvelous record of Le- ! gal Reserve Life Insurance. It is the one co-operative corpor ! ate entity, which stands upon so firm a foundation that it could, and did, j face every form of disaster without impairment, reorganization or revo- lution. No other form of cmmercial Once Subject of Bitter Attacks 'endeavor has so entrenched itself in F 11,1 CONTRACT Has Gained Position of Trust, Says Head. Over 9,000,000 Policyholders in Legal Reserve Companies Carry $27,000,000,000. EE Oae Block East of Hotel J pE EE 1111I111M r a I I IfaBankDraftlsLosl Your Money Is Not cA bank draft need not be sent by registered mail so far as safety is concerned. The person to whom a draft is made payable must endorse it before it can be cashed. If a draft purchased of us should miscarry or be stolen, notify us and we will trace it up or issue a duplicate. We pay 4 per cent on Savings Accounts. By Thomas W. Blackburn, Secretary and Counsel, American Life Convention. Omaha. Neb. Editor's Note. The average man's knowledge of insurance is hedged with the single fact that for the payment of a stipulated monthly or yearly sum his cash benefits at his aeath. What the basis of insurance is, what its fundamental principles are, are matters beyond the average citizen, even if he is a policyholder., Thomas W. Blackburn, secretary and , counsel of the American Life Con vention, gives herewith some facts that every man, policyholder or not, should know. A fiduciary financial institution, which, for three-quarters of a century in America, has withstood every as sault, weathered every panic, outlived every epidemic and survived wars, experiments, pestilence, litigation and legislation, has earned, deserves and should enjoy and maintain tht respect and confidence of every right thinkint? American. There are individual banks, firms and families whose record is phenom- inal in the length of service they have given the people of America, but there are no commercial undertak ings in this young land which can FARMERS & ST0CKGR0WERS NATIONAL BANK Heppner Oregon ,ii.iiiiiliiiliNUii iiiiHiijiiiiiM iiiiiii.iiii'HNiiiii(i.iii,j ii.iiiiiiii.,iimnii;niii 11 nim;" M' ,1' i principle, practice and accomplish' ment. There have been a very few mismanaged and unsuccessful legal reserve life insurance companies. There will be others. But the only possible excuse for failure, whether large or small, is weakness of man- agement or corrupt manipulation. The probability of both is reduced to the minimum by supervision and publicity. Safe as Government. Based upon an Immutable law of life, as it has been mathematically determined, Life Insurance on the legal reserve fJlan is safe as an es tablished government. From the se rene heights of a monument builded upon faithful application of the prin ciples of average and co-operation, Legal Reserve Life Insurance shines forth in all its beauty and benefi cence. Widows and orphans praise it. Capital and labor alike are its bene ficiaries. Embarassed business men and hard-pressed debtors find it the friend indeed in time of need. Es tates builded and conserved, pro claim its value. Children educated end youths started in professions or business, mark its onward course. Wherever it is called upon for ser vice, whether in financing the farm er, building and acquiring the home, protecting a business, tiding over a debtor, or saving an estate from the sheriff, providing for old age or cov ering loss of employment, without discount, debate or delay, life insur ance performs its great duties. The life insurance contract is the highest form of agreement thus far devised by man. It is the only gain ful undertaking which is not based upon the relation of gain and loss, every other character of commercial advantage contemplates loss on one side if there be gain on the other, in every step of every transaction. Le gal Reserve Life Insurance is a re curring succession of gains. Actuarially, Legal Reserve Lfe Insurance is a system of equations. Theoretically, every persistent pol icyholder in a Legal Reserve Life In surance Company lives out his ex pectancy. The premiums he pays on his policy, increased by compound interest, are the mathematical equiv alent of the sum payable at 'the ma turity of the contract plus expenses and, in case of mutual companies, the refunds, misnamed dividends or dividend addittions. Out No Money. When a policy matures by its terms, the net premium payments and accretions are returned to the contributing policyholder or his bene ficiary. Mathematically considered, the company is out no money, the policyholder has had protection throughout the term of the contract equivalent in money to his payments year by year, and the beneficiary is enriched by the amount paid by the company in settlement of the policy obligation. The community whert the beneficiary resides has the amount received by the beneficiary added to its aggregate wealth. There is no loss anywhere along the line, for each party to the contract from the agent who solicits and the med ical examiner who examines, to the community of which the beneficiary is a part has been compensated. It will be urged by actuaries that there is a loss of the producing pow er of a life, where the policy uin tures by death, but this is an inac curacy. When a man dies another takes his place. In the economy of human life, death is merely the fruit ation of life. Death is not a prop erty loss. In both these instances, there is only a partial or complete js Poem hy jllncle John - A JOB AND A JAB. I long have blowed my nose, an' sobbed about our jobless brothers. It's sad, to think how they've been robbed by me and countless others. If anything can fetch the tears, an' cause my heart to throb, it's when the headline bold appears "Thousands without a job!" So long I've tugged, an' sweat, an' bled and give out in my knees an' figgered, when I laid in bed, on how to live at ease. I ain't what's called a lazy man nor ornery, so to speak I try to save the most I can from seven bones a week. And, while a spell of peaceful rest is what I've had tode Jcte tfesfc AMERICA'S WONDER COLLEGE MAN , o ri ;ft Augustine Messa, blind student, plays six games of checkers all at once and wins them alL As a boy, an accident destroyed his sight He went through the blind institute with honor. Then he became the first blind Student that Columbia University ever accepted. In 1921 he won the wrestling championship of that college He has high marks in every on OL.JU1.J TP THE WOUNDS OF SELF LOVE BLEED WORST OF ENNY coi COPYRIGHT egg PUB AUTOCASTW SE.RV. Cfl recoupment to the individual policy holder. The loss of time and the de struction of physical property are losses to the community which it is impossible to restore and for which compensation to such community, is impossible. An Individual Worth. The distinctive characteristic of the life insurance contract is its pow er to extend his estate beyond the life of the policyholder, and main tain its integrity, in spite of the cer tainty of death. It differs from every other form of indemnity, because it is assurance against the happening of a contingency certain to occur. A fire or accident policy may mature as a claim or may not. These forms of indemnity are based upon the proba bilities of accidentts, and the pre miums are calculated from the aver ages of experience. The life contract is a continuing assurance of indem nity against an event certain, and un der the law of averages, inevitable, at a fixed date, though not determin able in advance as to individual ma turity. In 1905, during the New York in vestigations, and for several years following, the citadel of Life Insur ance, then represented by the largest aggregate of fiduciary capital which enterprise and genius had ever ac cumulated, in a single line of under- in view, I know a man ain't at his best, without a thing to do. Last week, I went to Bony Stout, chronic jobless brother. His chief tst do, is "do without" from one weeks end to t'other. I hired him on a modest job the best I could af ford. He soaked me ten cold bucks c day besides his bed and board! A feller's disillusionment is the hard est part to tell, but Bony said I'd pay that much, or the job could go to hell ! & CAN YOU DO THIS?. I iWFWFFfarFt ."SSs' v. 1 '. . rjbfe 111 r o v- M..Mr Here's one of the sights the Prince of Wales is viewing in India a fakir who has to do this daily for two hours. He crosses his legs in front of him so that he stands on his knees, a great bal ancing stunt for two hours I T H GEE ! HERE "Ii H'LO BOBBV ! NOT NJW 1 1 fj J COMES TJOR1S ! GOTANV CANDV? I AIN'T 1 l BUT rui &RING you A box almost I U cause sis's gonna have o FULL OF CHOCOLATES TOMORROW - I A BEAU TONISMT, 5XE IS ! n '1; 7 ' " " n taking, was attacked by legislation, by demagogues, by self-seeeking and self serving interests of great wealth and by singular and ingenious mal evolence. The newspapers of this great country, the muiiirakers in nearly all the magazines, the states men big and little in states and na tion, and the President of the United States, united in a sentiment of an tagonism. Many persons were fright ened away from the beneficient and misused institution. Attempts were made in courts, in legislatures, in Congress, in combinations of wealth, and by the most mendacious propa ganda, to undermine and overthrow this tremendous fortress of protec tion. Withstood War. It survived and stood forth after a ten-year war of utmost violence un sullied and supremely solvent. No Bank of England, or Federal Reserve System, would have maintained its financialnintegrity against the attacks made upon the institution of Life In surance. Not one policy contract was repudiated, scaled or postponed by reason of this unparalleled situa tion. This magnificent demonstration of the soundness of the principles, the safety of the trust funds, the perpet uity of the organized beneficence which American genius and human prescience devised and constructed, is the most phenomenal commercial fact in all history. When the United States became involved in the World War, the in tegrity of the life insurance contract was again assailed. Contracts based upon peace conditions without antici pation of war losses, were confront ed with dire possibilities, before the Armistice brought about a cessation of the slaughter of policyholders, a world wide epidemic of influenza was experienced and the normal mortality of the companies was doubled and in many cases redoubled. Again the in stitution demonstrated its marvelous perfection as a business enterprise and not a single contract was repud iated or a loss scaled. The United States assumed an ul timate possible liability of more than $40,000,000,000 puon the lives of its soldiers and sailors, charging the le gal reserve net premium, only, , for its proposed indemnity. The great est and richest government of the world stood back of its contracts and based its ability to meet unheard of possible tosses upon legal reserve life insurance principles and the Am erican mortality tables with 3'2 per cent interest. Again the foundation of the most wonderful business in the world was shown to be sound. The povernment has carried its tremen dous risk without adding a dollar to the net premium rates fixed by the experience of the companies, assum ing voluntarily the expense element, but standing safely upon the mortal ity tables and the reserves which life insurance has made the groundwork of its great growth and its history and beneficence. Must Be Sold. In passing, it may be further re marked that the government has dem onstrated anew a fact long known to the life insurance companies. The fLct that life insurance is not bought but must be sold. The forty billions written under the pressure of war op portunities and conditions, has lapsed to much less than one billion in vol ume, because in the parlance of the business, the policies of life insur ance taken by the soldiers and sailors were not sold. The personal appeal secures and saves the policy and pro tects the beneficiary. Advertising, oratory and statistics are ineffective unless they are followed up by the solicitation of the life insurance salesman. The life insurance companies of America with all their aggressiveness have succeeded in writing only about $27,000,000,000 of ordinary legal re- serve life insurance, which means about 9 million policyholders. These figures do not include some $9,000, 000,000 of industrial life insurance on perhaps 7,000,000 policyholders. There are not less than 50,000,000 of insurable people in the United States and every day a new host reaches the insurable age. "The field is white unto the harvest but the laborers are few," compared to the opportunities for successful soliciting. The importance, yea the necessity, of Legal Reserve Life Insurance, is now an accepted fact. The unhappy experience of fraternal societies and assessment associations, has brought home to insurers everywhere, the val ue of the legal reserve system. All temporary makeshifts have gone, or will go later, into the discard, and Life Insurance as exemplified by the old line legal reserve companies, is recognized as the safe, scientific and supremely satisfactory plan of pro lection and indemnity for men, wo men and children, partnerships and corporations. Some Basic Facts. Summarizing it may be said: 1. The plan, principles, purposes and achievements of Legal Reserve Life Insurance entitle it to public confidence. 2. The contract is unilateral, unique and equitable. It is a con tract by the terms of which all in terested parties enjoy gains. 3. No other commercial undertak ing approaches Legal Reserve Life Insurance contract in character or performance. 4. Legal Reserve Life Insurance is the highest achievement of human commercial endeavor and the only fiduciary financial undertaking which has demonstrated the possibility of creating a cooperative corporation, whose solvency is not endangered by panics, pestilence and pernicious propaganda. 5. Legal Reserve Life Insurance not only protects families and post pones bankruptcy, but it extends es tates beyond the life of the builders and safeguards'their property against the catastrophe of death. 6. Legal Reserve Life Insurance is so simple in principle that it can not be misunderstood and therefore both the wise and the simple can ap preciate its purpose and understand its requirements. 7. Legal Reserve Life Insurance takes no toll at the maturity of the contract, contests no honest claim, seeks out lost beneficiaries and pays all obligations within a day after the facts of same are established. 8. Legal Reserve Life Insurance is available to every healthy human being, upon terms within reach of the humblest,and coming to the door of desolation, it enters the chamber of gtief, bearing the oil of consolation, burning in the lamp of hope. 9. Lgal Reserve Life Insurance adapts its beneficence to the neces sities of humanity as does no other financial institution. 10. Legal Reserve Life Insurance ii the handmaiden of thrift and the protector of home and family and business associates. 11. And the solicTting agent of Legal Reserve Life Insurance is the genuine I. W. W. Insistent Welfare Worker of the World who is derided by the procrastinating husband and father, but welcomed by the bereav ed widow and orphan. He is the most helpful colporteur of co-operation, and to him and his kind America is indebted for the greatest thine in this world of struggle and selfish strife the Institution called Legal Reserve Life Insurance.