THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 1922.
PAGE THREE
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Mr. and Mn. Nnah Pettyjohn of
Morgan ar. the proud parents of a
10S pound ton, born at th.lr hem.
an January 11th. 192.1.
RUPTURE
EXPERT HERE
Professional Cards
DR. F. E. FARRIOR
DENTIST
Office Upstairs Over Poitoffica
Heppoer, Oregon
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
PHYSICIAN A SURGEON
Office in Masonic Building
Trained Nurse Assistant
Heppner, Oregon
C. C. CHICK, M. D.
PHYSICIAN A SURGEON
Office Upstairs Over Postoffice
Trained Nurse Assistant
Heppner, Oregon
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORNEYB-AT-LAW
Offices in
First National Bank Building
Heppner, Oregon
Van Vactor & Butler
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
Suite 306
First National Bank Building
THE DALLES, ORE.
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House
Heppner. Oregon
Office Phone, Main Mi
Kraiiknc. Phone, Main 8l
Francis A. McMenamin
LAWYER
Oilman Building, Heppner, Ore.
F. II. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE, OREGON
nor, deceased, and has accepted said
trust. All persons having claims
against the estate of said deceased
are herehy required to present the
same, duly verified as by law required
at the office of Woodson A Sweek, my
attorneys, at Heppner, Oregon, with
in six months from the date f first
publication of this summons.
Dated and published the first time
this 11th day of January, 1923.
W. B. POTTER, Administrator.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
STATE OF OREGON FOR THE
COUNTY OF MORROW.
Carl G. Waahburne,)
Chester W. Washburne,)
Bertha K. Lee, and Eva)
J. Hill, Plaintiffs,)
vt. )
Charles L. Flint; Also)
all other persona, or par-)8UMMON'S
ties unknown claiming)
any right, title, estate,)
lien, or interest in the)
real estate described in)
the complaint herein, )
Defendants.)
To Charles L. Flint; Also all other
persons or parties unknown claiming
any right, title, estate, lien or inter
est in the real estate described in the
complaint herein, Defendants;
IN THE NAME OF THE STTE
OF OREGON, you and each of you
are hereby required to appear and
answer the complaint filed againr.t
you in the above entitled court and
iause on or before six weeks from
the date of the first publication o'
this Summons upon you, and if you
fail to so appear or answer, for want
thereof, the plaintiffs will apply to
the above entitled court for the re
lief prayed for in their complaint,
to-wit. For a decree that the title
to all of Section sixteen (16) in
Township one (1) South of Range
twenty six (26) East of the Willam
ette Meridian, in Morrow County,
Oregon, be quieted; that the plain
tiffs be adjudged to be the owners in
fee simple thereof; that you and each
of you be forever barred from claim
ing any right, title, estate, lien or
interest therein, and for such other
and further relief as may be just
and equitable.
This Summons is published upon
you in The Gazette-Times once a
week for six successive weeks pur
suant to an order of Hon. Gilbert
W. Phelps, Judge of the above enti
tled court, which order is dated De
cember 11th, 1922, and the date of
the first publication of this Summons
is December 14th, 1922.
JOS. J. NYS,
Attorney for Plaintiffs.
Postoffice address, Heppner, Oregon.
U. 8. Probably Will Help In European
Tangled-Past Year Haa Seen Un
usual Building Activity and Bond
Market Haa Been Firm.
E. J. STARKEY
ELECTRICIAN
HOUSE WIRING A SPECIALTY
Heppner, Oregon
I'hone 871
Heppner Sanitarium
- DR. J. PERRY CONDER
Phr'iclan-in-Chsrge
Treatment of all diseases. Isolated
wards for contagious diseases.
FIRE INSURANCE
Waters & Anderson
Successors to C C. Patterson
Heppner, Oregon
MATERNITY HOME
MRS. G. C. AIKEN, HEPPNER
I am prpsred to take a limited num
ber of maternity cue at my home.
Patients privileged te chooM their swa
phyelcian.
best of care and attention aasurpd.
PUONE Ml
NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT.
Notice is hereby given that Mar
garet Wright, the duly appointed,
qualified and acting administratrix of
the estate of Harley Wright, deceas
ed, has filed her final account with
the County Court of the State of Ore
gon for Morrow County, and that
said Court has set as the time and
place for tho final settlement of said
account, Saturday, February 10, 1923,
at the hour of two o'clock P. M., in
the Court room of the County Court
for Morrow County, Oregon. All per
sons having objections to said ac
count must appear and file them on
or before said date of settlement.
MARGARET WRIGHT,
Administrate t.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at La Grande, Oregon,
Jan. 6, 1923. Notice is hereby given
that Clarence Rcid, of Heppner, Ore
gon, who, on July 21, 1920, made Ad
ditional Homestead Entry No. 01764S,
for NW54 SWH, Section 4, NEVi
SE, Section 6, Township 5 South,
Range 27 East, Willamette Meridian,
has filed notice of intention to make
three-year Proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before
United States Commissioner, at
Heppner, Oregon, on the 27th day of
February, 192.1.
Claimant names as witnesses:
R. W. Owens, J. L. Carter, Chas.
Osten, A. T. Harris, all of Heppner,
Oregon.
CARL G. HELM, Register.
E. J. KELLER
TREE PRUNING
AUCTIONEERING
HORSE SHOEING
Heppner, Oregon
L. VAN MARTER
FIRE, AUTO AND LIFE
INSURANCE
Old Line Companies
REAL ESTATE
Heppner, Ore.
NOTICE OF STOCKHOLDERS AN
NUAL MEETING.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that
the annual meeting of the stockhold
ers of the Heppner Mining Company
will be held at the office of the First
National Bank in Heppner, Oregon, on
the second Tuesday of February,
1923. being the 13th day of Ferunry,
1923, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the
nftcrnoon of said day. This meet
ing is for the purpose of electing
officers and for the transition of
such other business as may appear.
D. B. STALTER, President
J. 0. HAGER, Secretary.
coiiTism
BE
LEGAL NOTICES
CALL FOR COUNTY WARRANTS.
All General Fund War runts of Mor
row County, Oregon, reffisterod on
or before June 30th, 1922, will be
paid on presentation at the office of
the County Treasurer on or after
January 25th, 1923, on which date
interest on said warrants will cease.
Dated at Heppner, Oregon, Janu
ary 16th, 1923.
LEON W- UKLUUS,
County Treasurer.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at La Grande, Oregon,
November 25, 122. Notice Is here
by given that Francis McCabe, of
Lena, Oregon, who, on September 14,
1021, made Additional Homentcad
Entry, No. 020116, for NEK, NW
NWW, Section 28, Township 1 South,
Range 29 East, Willamette Meridian,
has filed notice of Intention to make
Final three-year Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, bo
fore United States Commissioner, at
Heppner, Oregon, on the 19th day of
January, 1923.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John Keegan, Mike Mc Gulre,
Marsh Courtney, Pat McLaughlin, all
of Lena, Oregon.
CARL G. HELM, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior, U, S
Land Office at La Grando, Oregon,
November 25. 1922. Notice is here
hv iriven that Michael Curran, of
Lena, Oregon, who, on November 15,
1919. made Homestead Entry, No
019203, for 8SEtt, BHNKfc. SE
SWi. SKKNWtt, NWttSEK. Sec
tion 1, NEHNWtt, Section 12, Town
ship 2 South, Range US uaat, wmam
ette Meridian, haa filed notice of in
tention to make Final three-year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before United States
Commissioner, at Heppner, Oregon
on the 19th day of January, 1923.
Tlnimant names as witnesses:
W. L. Vincent, Francis McCabe,
Percy Hughes, James Illgglns, all of
Lena, Oregon.
CARL G. HELM, Register,
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Notice Is hereby given that the un
dersigned has been appointed ad
ministrator of the estatte of Ann Ml
HEMSTITCHING I have installed
a hemstitching machine at my apart
ment in the Gilman building and will
give all orders for work in that line
my best attentoln. Your patronage is
solicited. Mrs. v. V. Patterson. it.
FOR RENT Good room In private
residence gentleman preferred. In
quire this office,
STRAYED OR STOLEN One black
stallion colt, 2 yenrs old the coming
spring; branded JF on right shoulder,
one white foot; missed from pasture
at Wm. Hondrix plnce about Aug. 1,
1922. Notify GUY L. BARLOW,
Heppner, phone 23F41.
FOR SALE -19 head of mules, 8
coming 8-year-olds; 11 2 year-olds
R. K. DRAKE, Eight Mile, Oregon.
Phone 23F3.
LOST Two Ford tire chains and
a jack, somewhere on rond between
Heppner and Frank Anderson place
at hend of Jnck Rabbit canyon, rind
er please leave at this office or at
Heppner Garnge.
FOR SALE Or will trade for
work stock, two fl-bottom adjustable
plows. Troy Hogtird, lone, Oregon
New Buildings In lone.
Lax ton MeMurray, who last Satur
day purchased the lot between the
pharmacy and barber shop on Main
street will begin the erection of
tilo and brick building thereon as
soon as tho weather conditions will
permit. Plans for the building havo
not vet been worked out, but Mr,
MeMurray Informs us it will be as
large as the ground space will allow
and bo a credit to the town.
Two other fire-proof buildings on
Main street are contemplated for
early spring building, but details are
not far enough advanced to be made
publiclone Independent,
By ROBERT E- SMITH, President
Lumbermens Trust Co. Bank,
Portland, Ore.
The education of a great body of
people such as compose the American
public to a viewpoint opposite that
which is theirs by nature must of
necessity be a alow process; but
gradually and inevitably the Ameri
can people are coming to the realiza
tion that the welfare of our country
Inextricably boun" up with that
of the other countri of the world
that we are not self-sufficient. Econ
omic collapse and financial ruin in
Europe will mean depression and re
sultant turmoil, loss and suffering In
this country. Any help which we
give in settling Europe's problems
will be given for purely selfish rea
sons. But, though the premiers'
conference disbanded without accom
plishing anything and though France's
troops are mobilized ready to ad
vance into the Ruhr regions, we have
so far done nothing. However, it is
of course impossible that the public
be given knowledge of what Is going
on under the veil of diplomatic se
crecy, and before this is published
some decisive step may have been
taken.
In a commercial way, our record of
achievement in 1922 may be pointed
to with pride, and the majority of
business men are looking forward to
1923, especially the earlier part of
the year, with hopefulness. The mem
ory of the sudden ending of the per
iod of prosperity just preceding this
makes for caution and conservatism
in predicting or preparing for any
long period of prosperity, at least
until world-wide conditions are sta
bilized. This feeling has caused man
ufacturers, jobbers and merchants to
operate throughout the past year on
a hand-to-mouth basis, keeping their
stocks as small as possible. Actual
consumption of goods at present how
ever, is enormous. The huge total of
holiday purchases proves this. With
the country's capacity for consump
tion unabated and even augmented
and with merchants' stocks low and
their outstanding orders small, it
would seem that merchants must call
on wholesale jobbers and manufac
turers for large quantities of goods
during the next few months. Inas
much as manufacturers Btocks, too,
are uniformly email, this will result
in a high rate of manufacturing activity.
Exceptional building activity mark
ed the year 1922. Many projects
which were postponed during the time
of extremely high construction costs
were started during the year, and the
industry promises to continue at high
speed during the spring. How much
impetus this boom gave to other in
dustries cannot of course be estimat
ed but it must have been consider
able. The construction has not been
limited to factories and business
buildings alone, but many residences
and homes have been built, too, and
that in itself is a healthy sign.
The increase in business activity,
some increase in confidence and high
er commodity prices have brought
about a change in the credit situation
during the past year. At the begin
ning of 1922, even though at that time
business had begun to improve, the
volume of bank loans was still de
clinine and interest rates were fall
ing. For a year interset rates had
been steadily declining; in fact, the
decline did not end until midsummer
of the year 1922, when credit liqui
dntion came to an end. In August
money rates began to strengthen and
bond prices began their correspond
ing decline late in September. The
end of the year found money rates
firm and higher than in midsummer,
though not high enough to affect
business adversely or indeed to cause
any apprehension. The credit
sources of the country were in no
way strained by the increased volume
of business during the year. While
some demand was made on the Fed
eral Reserve System by member
banks for the financing of loans, re
discounts have never assumed more
than moderate proportions, and there
is still ample credit in both the Sys
tem and the Banks themselves for
the requirements of business during
the coming months.
Business prosperity for 1923 is of
course contingent upon numerous
factors, among which the clearing
up of the foreign situation is most
important. There is no doubt tnat
the sound condition of the country's
banking situation is one of the fea
tures which make most for optimism
in the whole situation.
The Bond Market.
The future of the bond market Is
bound up in the future of general
business and dependent upon it. But
enme what will, it is hardly likely
that the bond record of 1922 will be
duplicated, when a total of more than
$1,000,000,000 of new corporation and
foreign bonds was Issued, of which I
fully 80 per cent was new capital. It
cannot be expected, either, that the
sutnining advance which was the
attire of the 1922 market, when an
average rise of $15 on the $100 was
registered by corporation securities,
can be duplicated. Previous to this
sensationnl advance the prices of se
curities, as a result of severe busi
ness depression, had depreciated far
below their real value as permanent
investments, and with the Improve
ment of business the rebound was in
evitable. It was greatly assisted by
the liquidation by banks of their
"froxen credits" and the resultant
money in their vaults seeking em
ployment. Federal Reserve figures
show that 782 member banks on De
cember 20, 1922, held $1,201,000,000
more Investment securities than they
reported on the corresponding date
of 192L
The January investment market Is
interesting. At the end of the year
dividends and interest are disbursed
and seek investment. At this time
of yenr Just after Christmas, there
is usually a seasonal lull in business
and money rates experience a nor
mal recession. These factors tend to
re vivo the investment securities mar
ket. The bids for the long-pending Cu
ban government bond issue of $50,-
000,000 will he opened on January
12. An emission of $((0,000,000 pre
ferred stock by Armour A Company
of Delaware the first of the year
found a ready sale. The stock is
seven per cent Issue, and the pro
ceeds will be applied to redemption
of debenture bonds and notes of the
parent corporation outstanding In an
amount of $03,700,000, It is expect
ed that Inter a new Dutch East Indies
loan will be announced by bankers,
and a new Congo loan guaranteed by
the Belgian government ia also on the
horizon.
Locally, the Lumbermens Trust Co.
has purchased from the Willamette
Iron A Steel Works of fortiana us
entire $700,000 issue of serial six per
cent gold bonds which mature in from
five to twenty years. These bonds
constitute a first mortgage on all the
company's fixed assets and retail at
oar. That this is an unusually nign-
grade bond is evidenced by the rapid-
ty with which the issue is selling.
Building in 1923 Eh tl mated at Six
Billions.
The National Copper & Brass Re
search Association has completed a
gnrvey of the building operations of
1922, and on this has based estimates
for the building program of 1923.
According to the association's report
approximately $5,000,000,000 of new
buildings were constructed in 1922
and building construction for 1923
estimated at $(i,000f000,000. Of
this amount, $2,300,000,000 will be de
voted to housing, $2,100,000,000 to
office, business and industrial buifd-
ngs and the remainder, $1,600,000,-
000 to churches, hospitals and
schools. In 1922, the report states,
there was developed an actual build-
ng program of $7,390,000,000 and of
this huge amount only a little less
than $5,000,000,000 was actually car
ried out and the remainder carried
over into 1923.
Canadian Trade With
United States Has Not
Been Hurt By Tariff
CASH IMMEDIATELY
3
Official Records Disprove Statements
Carried in New York World, Or
gan of Free Trade Democracy.
Washington, Jan. 15. The free
trade propagandists are tireless. Al
so they are truthless. An example
of the glaring misrepresentation
which Democratic and free trade me
diums present in order to discredit
the protective tariff is furnished by
an article in the New York World of
December 31 upon the subject of
Canada'B exports to the United
States. In this article accurs the
following:
"For the 12 months ending Octo
ber 31, 1922, Canadian exports to the
United States were to the value of
$337,073,218. The decline undoubted
ly showed the progressive enects oi
the restrictive United States tariff.
On the other hand, for the same per
iods there was a substantial increase
in exports to the United Kingdom."
The new protective tariff went into
effect September 22. According to
the reports of the United States De
partment of Commerce, Canadian ex
ports to the united Mates lor Oc
tober, 1922, the first complete month
under the new protective tariff, to
taled $32,885,109. The Canadian ex
ports to the United States for Oc
tober. 1921, totaled $26,015,476. In
other words, during the first complete
month under the present protective
tariff, Canada exported to this coun
try $669,63 more goods than it did
October, 1921. This completely
gives the lie to propaganda printed
the New lork World to the effect
that the tariff caused a decrease of
Canada's exports to the United
States.
There is no doubt that Canadian
exports to the United Kingdom have
substantially increased during the
last year. This is not due to the
protective tariff of the United States
but to the tariff laws of the United
Kingdom, which discriminate against
goods from the United Mates in ia
vor of goods from Canada. This dis
crimination varies from 10 to 20 per
cent in favor of Canadian goods, in
cluding all kinds of agricultural pro
ducts. This discrimination in the
tariff of the United Kingdom was
made a part of England's tariff laws
effective October 1, 1921, almost a
year before the American protective
tariff went into effect. That Canada
is selling more agricultural products
the United Kingdom proportion
ately than the United States is due
to this British tariff which favors
Canada and other British colonies
and not to the American protective
tariff.
The dominion of Canada since the
war has enacted three protective tar
iff laws, all of which discriminated
Against the United States in favor of
the United Kingdom and other Brit
ish possessions. The last of these
tariffs was ... full force and effect
over a year before the Fordney-Mc-
Cumber tariff became a law. This
fact disposes of the charge that any
tariff which Canada or the United
Kingdom may have is due to an ef
fort upon their part to retaliate
against the protective tariff enacted
by the United States.
In point of fact, the operation of
the Fordney-McCumber tariff has
awakened Canada to a realization that
she is the nation that should recon
sider her tariff legislation. The Fordney-McCumber
tariff contains a pro
viso that the rates may be material
ly increased by executive order on im
ports from those countries which im
pose a high tariff on American goods
of like character. Ihe Canadian tar
iff, enacted and operative over a year
before the Fordney-McCumber tariff
became a law, imposes a high rate on
imports of lumber and wood products
from the United States. Alarmed at
the possibility of the United States
retaliating, and knowing full welt
that such retaliation would be justi
fied, the Canadian government is now
making overtures to this counrty to
establish reciprocal relations on tim
ber, lumber and wood products, the
effect of which would be, not a change
in our tariff laws, but the removal of
Canada's tariff against such imports
from the United States.
In other words, so long as the Uni
ted States had no protective tariff,
Canada, in common with a great
many other nations, felt free to ex
ploit this country and at the same
time to raise high rates against our
exports. But when this country
was armed with a protective tariff
with a clause which gave the Presi
dent power to raise duties still high
er against nations which had prohi
bitive rates on Americnn imports,
Canada, in common with other na
tions of the world, Is beginning to
take a different attitude toward the
United States and hint at the desir
ability of establishing reciprocal relations.
Coaxing You to Smile.
All "(ailed" Victory Notes and Ma
tured War Havings Stamps Hare
Stopped Bearing Interest.
If any reni'dent of the Twelfth
Federal Reserve District. comDrmnir
California, Washington, Oregon, Ida
ho, Utah, Nevada, Arizona and for
savings purposes Alaska and Ha
waii, are still holding 4 per cent
Victory Notes of the Fifth Liberty
Loan with the letters A, B. C. D. E.
or F prefixed to their serial numbers,
the Treasury Department desires to
call to their special attention the
fact that these particular Notes were
called" by the Secretary of the
Treasury for redemption on Decem
ber la, 1922, and therefore have ceas
ed to bear interest since then. The
Z per cent Victory Notes were also
'cahed for redemption on June 15,
1922 and have likewise ceased bear-
ng interest from that date.
Three hundred and nineteen million
dollars of Victory Notes were sold in
the Twelfth District, and as a con
siderable portion ' of the "called"
series still remains unredeemed, it
is obviously to the holders' interest
to cash them immediately and put
the proceeds to work through de
posit in their banks or by invest
ment in other sound securities. Oth
erwise, the money tied up in these
expired Notes will be earning noth
ing for its owners.
The Treasury Department wishes
also to remind all present holders of
the 1918 issue of War Savings Stamps
that these Stamps matured on Janu
ary 1, 1923.
Facilities have been provided at
11 banks and postoffices to handle
the redemption either for csah or by
exchange into Treasury Savings Cer
tificates. Bankers and postmasters
can give full information on the sub
ject. If this exchange is made be
fore January 16, the Certificates will
be dated January 1, 1923, and will
enjoy interest from that date; other
wise they must bear the date they
are actually issued and will draw in
terest from such issue-date only.
As some fifty million dollars were
due the citizens of this district on
January 1, 1923, for the 1918 War
Savings Stamps they still held, much
unscrupulous effort is being made
to induce those who have not yet re
deemed their Stamps to part with
them for questionable stocks or to
put the proceeds into other highly
speculative ventures.
In view of the wide distribution of
these Stamps among a very large
number of small buyers, the Govern
ment is greatly concerned in seeing
that all holders get their full face
value of $5 per Stamp, and that they
reinvest this money to advantage. j
The Treasury therefore recom
mends and urges reinvestment of
these funds through exchange of the
Stamps for 4 per cent Treasury Sav
igns Certificates up to the limit al
lowed, which is $5000 maturity value
of these five-year absolutely safe and
profitable Certificates, issued in de
nominations of $25, $100 and $1000.
The Treasury asks your valued co
operation in cautioning all Stamp
owners NOT to part with their
stamps for less than their full face
value, and also in awakening all hold
ers of the "called" Victory Notes to
the advisability of cashing them
without further delay.
Obeyed to the Letter.
A woman going from home for the
day locked everything up carefully
and lor the milkman's benefit left a
card on the back door:
'AH out. Don't leave anything."
On her return, she found the house
ransacked and all her choicest posses
sions missing. To the eard on the
door were added the words:
Thanks. We ain't."
Delicate.
"My wife," observed Henry Kleev-
in a million, fehe gits up
jured as the result of the accident,
is reported by attending physicians
to be very much improved. One of
his lungs was punctured by a rib,
and this will necessitate his remain
ing in th local hospital for several
week, it was said. The Dalies Optimist.
Sale of 8 perry Estate Property.
Last Saturday C- R. Gunzel, ad
ministrator of the C. B. S perry es
tate, sold three parcels of property
belonging to that estate. M. R. Mor
gan was the purchaser of what la
known as the Telephone building,
now occupied by the Pacific Tele
phone ft Telegraph Co. and the
Northern Grain Co. for offices. Lax-
in the mornin', milks seven cows and J ton MeMurray bought the vacant lot,
gits breakfast fer ten hard-workin1
hungry men before six o'clock."
"She must be a very robust woman,"
said the stranger from the city.
"That's the funny part. She's sick
ly and delicate-like. If that woman
was only strong I don't know the
work she couldln't do."
Minor Repairs.
A mud-Bplashed car chugged into
the M. T. C. park at Tours and stop
ped before the nearest sergeant, A
rct-plendent colonel dismounted.
"Sergeant," he said, "I've just been
driving alone on an inspection trip
through the S. O. S. and I guess the
car needs a bit of greasing and oil
ing. While you're at it, you might
look at that radiator. It leaks some,
and the right front spring is a little
broken, and I know there's a piece
out of the transmission case. Better
fix all that at the same time you re
place those two stripped gears and
the broken windshield, and straighten
the mudguards."
'Wouldn't it be all right, sir," in
quired the sergeant mildly, "if we
just jacked up the horn and rolled a
new car under it?"
2-'xl00 feet, between the fiullard
pharmacy and the barber shop; and
W. K. Bullard secured the two va
cant lots on Third street in the rear
of the late C. B. S perry residence and
adjoining his own property. Ion a Independent.
For Sale-
M- L. Oney,
-Small house, See
Heppner.
Mrs.
Marshall Improving.
Mrs. Anna Marshall Herrick of
Pendleton, who has been with her
brother, E. P. Marshall, prominent
rancher and banker of Umatilla
county, since hia automobile accident
near The Dalles two weeks ago, re
turned to her home Tuesday.
Marshall, who was seriously in-
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No need o Knifno pain continue work.
Ask to see Gle-o-nia Pile Treatment.
PATTERSON SON
Main Street -:- Heppner, Oregon
SEELEY, FA MOt'S IN TIITS SrEO
IALTV, CALLED TO PENDLETON.
F. H. Seeley, of Chicago and Phila
delphia, the noted truss expert, will
personally be at the Pendleton Hotel,
and will remain In Pendleton Wed
nesday only, January 24th. Mr. See
ley says: "The Spermatic Shield
will not only retain any case of rup
ture perfectly, but contracts the op
ening in 10 days on the average ease.
This result effected during the day
the repair continues of itself through
out the night during sleep while all
strain is removed- Being a vast ad
vancement over all former method
exemplyfying instantaneous ef
fects immediately appreciable and
withstanding any strain or position
no matter the size or location. Large
or difficult cases, or IneUsiona! rup
tures (following operations) special
ly solicited. This instrument re
ceived the only award in England and
in Spain, producing results without
surgery, injections, medical treat
ments or prescriptions. Warning
All cases should he cautioned against
the nse of any elastic or web truss
with understraps, as same rest where
the lump la and not when the open
ing ia, producing complications nec
essitating surgical operations. Mr.
Seeley has documents from the Uni
ted States Government, Washington,
D. C, for inspection. He will be glad
to demonstrate, without charge or fit
them if desired. Business demands
prevent stopping at any other place
in this section.
P. 8. Every statement In this notice
has been verified before the Federal
and State Conrtav F. H. Seeley.
Home Office, 117 N. Dearborn St.,
Chicago.
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FOR RENT Wheat ranch, fully
equipped. Write or see W. H.
GOULD, Lexington, Ore.
FOR SALE Two brood sows, wt.
nearly 400 lbs., with 5 pigs each; $40
apiece. Inquire of Louis Balsiger,
lone, Ore.
Coming to
THE DALLES AND
PENDLETON
DR. MELLENTHIN
SPECIALIST
in Internal Medicine for
the past eleven years.
DOES NOT OPERATE
Will be at
The Dalles, Friday, Febru
ary 9th, Dalles Hotel
and at
Pendleton, Dorion Hotel,
Saturday, February 10th
Office Hours: 10 a. m. to 4 p. m.
ONE DAY ONLY
No Charge for Consultation
Not For 81 rangers.
"What the dickens dues that sign
mean?" demanded a traveler in a
snnrselv settled region, pointing to a
weatherhenten sign that bore the sin
gle word TOLP1M. "There s no such
place on my rond map."
Tho native replied with dignity:
"That ain't a name- It's jest a sort
o' indication. It moans 'To Long
Pond, One Mile.' It's plain enough
for folks that's nearby thnt's hnntin'
for tho pond, and we don't reckon on
strangers takin' much interest,"
Dr. Mellenthin is a regular
graduate in medicine and surgery
and is licensed by the state of
Oregon. He visits professionally
the more important towns and cit
ies, and oners to all wrio can on
this trip, free consultation, except
the expense of treatment when
desired.
According to his method of
treatment he does not operate for
chronic appendicitis, gall stones.
ulcers of the stomach, tonsils or
adenoids.
He has to his credit wonderful
results in diseases of the stomach,
iver, bowels, blood, skin, nerves,
heart, kidney, bladder, bedwet-
ting, catarrh, weak lungs, rheuma
tism, sciatica, leg ulcers and rectal
ailments.
If you have been ailing for any
length of time and do not get any
better, do not fail to call, as im
proper measures rather than dis
ease are very often the cause of
your long standing trouble.
Remember above date, that con
sultation on this trip will be free
and that his treatment is different.
Married women must be ac
companied by their husbands.
Address: .VHi Boston Block,
Minneapolis, Minn.
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Man's life is full of trouble and temptation He comes
into the world without his consent and goes out of it against
his will. His journey through life is full of strange and contra
dictory happenings.
When he is little the big girls kiss him, and when he is big
the little girls kiss him.
When he is little he wants candy but can't have it, and
when he is a man he can get it but doesn't want it.
When he is a boy he wishes he were a man, and when he
is a man he wishes he were a boy again.
If he raises a large family he is a chump, if he raises a
check he is a thief.
If he
i i
e is a poor man he is a bad manager, and it he is rich
he is dishonest.
If he puts forth an effort to collect what is justly due him
he is a sausage and ought to get beat.
If he is in politics it is for graft, and if out of politics, you
can't place him and he is no good to his country.
If he gives to charity it is for show, and if he does not, he
is a stingy old cuss.
If he dies young there was a great future before him, and
if he lives to an old age he has missed his calling.
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If he is affectionate he is a softy, if he isn't he's a cold
blooded proposition.
So, in order to be entirely healthy and avoid all criticism
he must eat nothing, drink nothing, smoke nothing, and if
he wants better printing at right prices he must get it at
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