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REL1N1NG REPAIRING?
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WELL DRILLER
Lexington, Ore.
Box 14
Uses up-to-date traction drilling outfit, equipped for
all sues of hole and depths.
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The Byers Chop Mill
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STEAM ROLLED BARLEY AND WHEAT
After the 20th of September will handle Gasoline, Coal
Oil and Lubricating; Oil
You Will Find Prompt and Satisfactory Service Here
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The Auto Repair Shop wishes to announce that
our work on big cars will be ONE DOLLAR per
hour instead of $1.50 per hour, as yon formerly
paid for your car repairing.
CONTRACT PRICES ON FORD WORK
Estimates Cheerfully Given
All Work Guaranteed
Fell Bros.
One Block East of Hotel
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Be Successful?
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Thousands of young men miss
success because they have nev
er learned to save.
Do not let this handicap keep
success from your boy. Start
a Savings Account for him
here. It will teach him the hab
it of systematic saving the
habit that means SUCCESS.
FARMERS & STOCKGR0WERS
NATIONAL BANK
Heppner
Oregon
! "Don't ve be foolin' me," grinned,
!Pat. "What is it?" j
I "A bird bath, 1 tell you. Why do
'you doubt it?"
i 'Because 1 don't belave there's a
burrd alive that can tell Saturday
night from any other." Buson
Transcript.
Fair Exchange.
An enterprising tradesman sent a
doctor a box of cigars which had not
been ordered, with a bill for six dol
lars. The accompanying letter stat
ed that "I have ventured to send
these on my own initiative, being
convinced that you will appreciate
their exquisite flavor."
In due course the doctor replied:
i "You have not asked me for a con
sultation, but I venture to send you
three prescriptions, being convinced
that vou will derive therefrom as
AuracAsrVR
This M a new motor cm which Herr Rumpler, a German scien
tific inventor, has just produced. Rumpler took as his plan the shay
of a falling raindrop and his car has the least resistance of any in
existence This effect is helped by the mud guards, which are placed
so as to resemble rudimentary wings. The car has only a 10 horse
power motor, but because of its reduced resistance it can make 75
miles an hour. Of course the cost ot it is low. Which is a prune con
aideration with the Germans at present
SMILE AWHILE
Similar.
"Did you ever hear anything so
perfectly wonderful?" exclaimed Hit
daughter ot the house, as me pnono-
graph ground out the last notes ot
the latest thing in jazz.
"No," replied her father. "I can't
say I have, althought I once heard
a collision between a truck-load of
empty milk cans and a freight car
filled with live chickens." Judge.
Influencing the Decision.
"You're no judge of beauty."
Think not?"
"No; this is not the most beauti
ful infant in the baby show."
"My eye for beauty is all right.
Have you seen the baby's mother?"
"No."
"Take a look at her." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
A Diplomatic Husband.
The wife of a western congress
man is sensitive on the subject of
her deficient orthography and her de
mands for information as to correct
spelling sometimes place her peace
loving husband in a delicate position.
One dav, as she was writing a let
ter at her desk, she glanced up to
ask:
Henry, do you spell 'graphic' with
one T or two?"
i ",Mv dear," was the diplomatic re-
ilplv, "if you're going to use any you
might as well use two." Harper's
Magazine.
Stacking the Cards.
"The beautiful chorus lady who is
demanding $100,000 'heart balm
from a millionaire was washing dish
es when interviewed by the gentle
man of the press.
"What about it?"
"She has a sharp lawyer. I sus
pect he put her up to it." Birming
ham Age-Herald. t
Hard Boiled.
The black-haired waitress, very
much out of sorts, sailed haughtily
up to the table at which sat the
pouchy breakfast customer. She
slammed down the cutlery, snatched
a napkin from a rile and tossed it in
front of him.
Then striking a furious pose:
"Whatcha want?" she snapped.
"Coupla eggs." growled the cus
tomer.
"How ya want 'em?"
"Just like W ar." Life.
Bath Night.
Pat 'v-;- helping the gardener on a
gentleman's place and, observing a
shallow stone basin containing wa
ter, he inquired what it was for.
"That." said the gardener, "is i
'-ird bath."
Dale West and His Winning Heifer
MILUONS OUT OF WORK,
BUT HARD TO FM3 A
FELLER WHO'LL WSH
DISHES.
COPVHht IKI JJ6. AyTOCAftlTR SCRV. CO
much benefit as 1 shall derive from
your cigars. As my charge for a pre
scription is two dollars, this makes
us even. Busfon Globe.
Only Wanted It One Way.
The report in the Middle West of
the United States of a dnverless
automobile" station along the lines
of the old livery stable, where one
might hire a rig and drive it one
self, affords occasion for recalling
a story about the earlier institution
which may serve as a warning to any
who would resort to sharp practice.
According to the tale referred to, a
traveling man once said to the pro
prietor of a livery stable:
"What is the price for a rig to go
over 'o Blankville?"
"Ten dollars," replied the smart
stable-keeper.
After the journey had been taken
the owner of the horse and carriagt
said "Twenty dollars."
Asked to explain, he added: "Ten
dollars over and ten dollars back.
The next time the traveling man
came, he again inquired: "What is
the price of a rig to go over to Blank
ville r
Ten dollars," again answered the
liveryman.
Several days later the traveling
man reappeared without the rig and
Life vs. Death.
While I concede the dreadnaught's
phear, it ain't of dreadnaughts 1
would sing ... 1 spose we build
one every year, or start a new one
in the spring . . . Now, I have
mostly been opposed to all machines
fer killin' men, till one more ques
tion has arose: We build a college,
every when ?
I love to think we ve got the power
to face the world and shake our fist.
To know, that when the war-clouds
lower, we've got the guns they can't
resist . . . And still, I'm bound
to hate the things they make fer kill
in' men - and through my ear this
question runs: We build a school
house every when?
Old Cato viewed the Holv Writ,
beside the keen an' deadly knile
the one with tires of heaven lit, - the
other shaped fer ending life . . .
And 1 have learnt to love the means
ihat lit's n:e to a hiyher rlune, and
so I've learnt to hate machines that
only serve by giving pain . . .
Instead of schemes to-niurder fast,
it seems to me ihe twiner deed, while
stretch of years is whizzm' past -to
teach our hoys and g;;ls to read . .
I'd swap the dreadnaught fer the
school, an' trade the sa'.-er fer the
pen, believin' in the gracious rule of
Peace on l:.ar!h, Goodwill to Men!
MEMORIAL MEDAL O.
ROOSEVELT BIRTHDAY
Dale West, of Klamath Falls, Oregon, came with the other boys' and girls'
club members to the Pacific International Live Stock Exposition last year and
entered his Shorthorn heifer, Mound's Baroness 2d.
Well bred, In splendid condition and trained to stand and lead properly
for the judges, both she and her master made a fine impression, and she was
awarded first In the young class of beef breeds.
Dale nas written to O. M. Plumun r, manager of the great how to be held
this year at North Portland, Oregon, Nov. 5-12, that he wants to be a part of
the exposition, and he sent his check for $25 for one share of stock.
The boys' and girls' club exhibits at the Pacific International last year
vere very Interesting, and perhaps as important to the nation as any division
there.
The Roosevelt Memorial Asm
etation, organized to perpetuate ti
memory and ideals of the form
President, adopts a teal in hon
of his 63d birthday, October I
The seal was designed by Jan-.
Earle Eraser,, who modeled I
Victory Medal and the Buff.:
nickel, and whose bust of Roost
velt is in the Capitol at Washing
ton. Th seal bears the word-.
"Roosevelt Memorial Association
The Association, which has it
headquarters in New York, wa
incorporated by Act of Congrc
May 31. 1920, la now engaged i
a drive to collect Rooseveltiat.
and all kinds of material relatin
to the life of Roosevelt,
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Newton H. Hill, of Piqua, Ohio, refuses to accept defeat even
though confined to bed as a cripple. With his knees as a desk and the
bedroom his office, he conducts a successful mKine subscription
ness through the mail, typing his letters on a hyhl machine, as shown
In the picture.
handed the stableman $10.
"But where is my rig?" demand
ed its owner.
"Oh, it is oyer at Blankville," said
the patron. "All I wanted to do was
to go over." Christian Science Monitor.
VERSAILLES TREATY AGAIN
REJECTED BY U. S. SENATE
Evidence that the American peo
ple and the United States Senate
have not changed their opinion on
rthe Treaty of Versailles and the
'league of nations was afforded in the
I United States Senate on the day the
separate peace treaty with Germany
;was ratified. This evidence was giv-
en in a test vote upon a motion made
l hy Senator King. Democrat, of Utah,
to substitute the Treaty of Versailles,
with reservations, for the separate
: treaty with Germany. The motion
I was lost by a vote of 51) to 2S, which
'was an even greater repudiation of
; the Treaty of Versailles thin pre
1 viouslv recorded in the Senate.
.inU AMERICAN LEGION WEDDINU BELLS
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Rev. John W. Inzer, of Chattanooga, Tcnn., National chaplain of the
American Legion, announced that he would marry free of cost any
American doughboy who brought his bride-to-be to the Kansas City
national convention which convenes October 31, Caswell J. (,'ordle and
Miss Esther Belle Meriwether of Green City, Mo., shown above, were
the first couple to file for the honor. A Kansas City jeweler furnished
all wedding rings free and the Legion paid for all licenses.
If you want GOOD repair
work done on your car or
on your truck or tractor at
reasonable prices, see
Jack Turner
at
kian Garai
. Hardman, Oregon