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Ail accessories for Ford cars always in stock.
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The Auto Repair Shop wishes to announce that
our wrk on big cars will be ONE DOLLAR per
Lour instead of $1.50 per hour, as you formerly
aul for your ear repairing.
CONTRACT PRICES ON FORD WORK
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All Work Guaranteed
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A Greater Grain and
Hay Show For 1922
Directors Plan Many Improvements
For Sext Year In Order to Pro- ..
mote a Better Attendance
and Interest.
Although the 192 1 Northwest Hay
and Grain Show at Pendleton was
considered to be very successful, and
a wonderful start toward a real insti
tution, word has been received by our
County Agent, Mr. C. C. Calkins, to
the effect that the directors at a re-
ent meeting drew up tentative plans
for a more extensive and attractive
show for 1922. While this vear's
show was all that could be desired as
far as it went, little effort was made
to incorporate features which attract
the crowd. Although the directors
want to maintain the show on a high
plane as an educational institution,
they believe that some improvement
can be made which will make it more
popular. These improvements are:
First A change in the location for
the show. Next year the Grain Show
will be held in the heart of town, just
off Main street. At Round-Up time.
whatever attracts attention must be
placed in direct line of travel of the
crowd.
Second The addition of manufac
tured products of hay and grain. All
the mills, manufacturers of break
fast foods and other products of
grain will be invited to exhibit and
special efforts will be put forth to se-
A hoarded dollar is
a slacker dollar. A
dollar not at work is
almost as truly a
drain upon a com
munity as an idle
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Every dollar you have depos
ited in our savings depart
ment, earning interest, adds
jusl that much to your income
and to your personal earning
power.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK
Heppner
Oregon
Nebraska's Co'iecc of Agriculture
has cm-mu-tod a modi'l tann-teail
for tii.it state. In the picture
mode!, whii.li is herewith printed by
s; eci.il arrangements with Popular
Science Monthly, the various lunlil
inits have been laid out, so that the
V1:;1'or. .'j:ls atouml the circle in
donv his chores. Many tanners, it
i said, think of wasted motion
only in relation to their machinery,
noer in relation to their own
movements
In this plan, the barnS and yards
are located so that the prevailing
wind will carry offensive odors
away from the house. All the
buddings also are placed so as t
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yards. Nearly all fences serve two
yards. The barn has a central alley
to allow the winds to blow through
it from south to north
the plan tightens drudgery and aims
to make tor pleasant appearances '
and good views.
cure as many demonstrations as pos
sible. A small mill will be put up
and kept in operation. Grain clean
ing machines will be operated. Seed
testing machines and methods will
be demonstrated. Demonstrations
of the use of the various manufac
tured products will be carried on and
hot biscuits, hot scones, hotcakes and
other good things to eat will be
served. In other words, there will be
something moving to look at and
something to eat.
Third More music will be provi
ded.
I Fourth Competition w ill be open
to clover, timothy hay and to peas,
vetch, alfalfa seed, sweet clover seeu,
i beans, and other small seed,
j Fifth Eastern Oregon bread mak
jing clubs will be fostered and prizes
j offered for bread baked Dy clubs and
I expense money offered for county
j clubs making trip to Hay and Grain
snow contest.
Sixth Special efforts will be put
forth to hold a northwest intercolle
giate grain judging contest.
Seventh More prize money will
be offered for certified seed and
greater emphasis will be laid upon
the importance of planting certified
seed only.
Eighth The educational features
shown by experiment stations exten
sion departments, and agricultural
colleges, wll be more than doubled.
Summary of 1921 Show.
The 1921 show was a wonderful
success in all respects except attend
ance; about three thousand people
saw the show during the week. The
crowd was quite representative of the
Northwest. Many people from the
Middle West also attended. In fact,
the attendance of people from the
, outside was very good.
! The show was housed in a building
j 75 by 200 feet, the ends and sides of
j which were constructed of 65 tons of
j baled alfalfa, three cars of which
were purchased from the Oregon
j Washington Hay Growers Associa
tion and one car from C. S. Mc-
Naught of Hermiston. On a tem
porary frame work, sixteen thousand
square feet of canvas was used for a
roof. The interior was well lighted
with electric lights day and night.
The 300 competitive grain exhibits
were shown in bushel boxes placed
on an incline in five long isles. In
one end of the building a long open
space was reserved for lectures, dem
onstrations and band concerts, and
around this auditorium were shown
the exhibits of experiment stations.
Superintendent D. E. Stephens and
Superintendent H. K. Dean were in
attendance throughout the show an
swering questions regarding, the ex
hibits. The Federal Grain Surer-
vision office utilized 42 linear feet of
space to good advantage. While the
number of competitive baled hay ex
hibits was not great, the quality of
the prize winning bales was excel
lent. Exhibits were made from Montana,
Idaho, Washington, and from Uma-
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Pacific Live Stock Exposition
Dairy Show to Be Large
tilla, Morrow, Gilliam, Sherman
Wasco, Washington, Benton, Union
i Wallowa and Malheur counties in Or-
I egon. Practically every county won
I some prize money.
Some of the features were the at-
tractive display of Triplet wheat from
Columbia county, Washington, made
by J. M. Lewis; the excellent shown ig
of threshed grain made by Weather
ford and Thomas of Gilliam county,
the great display of White Club
wheat made by Umatilla county; the
excellent quality of hard wheat from
Montana, the phenominal showing of
Hard federation, which not only won
sweepstakes with the Herbert Egbert
lot from The Dalles, but won most of
he places in the common white class
the first bale of alfalfa from Board
man, which was pronounced by Pro-
fessor Ostrander of Purdue as being
superior to that which won first prize
at the Chicago Intenational last year
and the Hancheon Barlev from Ben
ton county which won sweepstakes
The live Btork brwdtri of the East have been working to achieve perfeetlw
for nearly a century and they have secured remarkable resultB, but the picturei
rhown above are not animals from the East' and their type would not uhame
the skill (jf any breeder on earth. They have beautiful conformation, style and
quality in every line, and would stand hlsh In any dairy show in the world.
One of these animals is the junior Holstein bull calf shown at the Pacific
International lant year. He came from Hollywood Farm, Hollywood, Wash
ington, and won high honors. The other is a Jersey heifer calf from Iron Mine
farm at Oswego, Oregon, also on show at the I'aeiflc International. The quality
of dairy animals of all breeds on the Pacific Coast Is a lource of perpetual
mrprise.to the dairy breeders of other sections. Without losing type, they
have size and constitution, which the dairyman loves, and which any animal
must have to endure.
The dairy Industry of the Pacific Coast has grown steadily since Its In
ception. This Is partly on account of the favorable climate and wealth of feed
produced here. The possibilities for increasing the output of dairy products
are almost limitless. There are markets both at home and abroad for many
times the amount of cheese and butter now made. The difficulty has been
largely due to the unprofitable cows. High quality of animals will do away
with this.
There Is no place east or west, norlh or south, where one interested la
dairy cattle can find so many In one place and select such quality as at the
Pacific International at North Portland, Nov 5-12.
SMILE AWHILE
Consolation.
The long suffering family man
gazed thoughtfully at his wife's new
ultra-modern skirt.
"Well, what do you think of it?"
she inquired.
"At least," he replied, "we won't
have to have it cut down when our
daughter is old enough to go to
school."
The Darhy and Joan.
A Youngstown man was an enthu
siastic spectator at the Kentucky
Derby. Having little knowledge of
the sport and desirous of placing a
smalt bet just for the excitement of
the thing, he looked over the list of
contenders until his eyes rested on
"Behave Yourself."
The Youngstown man, as the news
reports have since told the world,
was among those who "cleaned up,"
because Behave Yourself was the
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"PARTLY CLOUDY"
I fashioned a rhyme of the sweet
scented thyme, an' the bank where it
verdantly growed; I sang of the hea
ther, regardless of weather, an' while
I was singin' it snowed!
So I turned to the haze of the crisp
autumn days, an' fathered a sonnet
so gay; but the weather turned warm
with a mid-summer storm, an' wash
ed my nut sundae away!
Then I sang of the skies, where
the myriads of eyes peep out from
their curtain of blue; till six million
clouds draped my subject in shrouds
of course my refrain wouldn't do!
So, I'm sad and morose, twixt the
sunshine an' snows; I'm weary an'
peevish an' lame; my muse has went
punk, while the weather man's
drunk, I'm thinkin' of changin' my
name!
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Derby winner.
"How in the world did you happen
to pick the winner?" asked a friend.
"I had a hunch."
"Hunch?"
"Yes, 'behave yourself is the last
thing my wife said to me when I left
home. Votingsown Telegram.
Home, James.
"Have you a speed limit here?'
cautiously asked a tourist who was
driving a car of suspicious vintage,
as he entered a burg in Kansas.
"Yep," drawled the constable, cast
ing one look at the machine. "But
don't worry, mister, you'll never be
able to make it.
Carry On.
He: "If I should kiss you, would
you scream?
She: "Yes, but please don't mind
that."
Circumstantial Evidence.
The Bingville board of selectmen
had held many sessions and finally
formulated a set of auto laws that
was the pride of the county. So the
constable felt no worriment when he
stopped a motorist.
"Ye're pinched for violatin' the
auto laws," he pronounced.
"Which one?" inquired the trav
eler. "Durned.if I know, but ye certain
ly hain't come all the way down Main
Street without bustin' one of them."
Alibi.
Teacher: "Why are you so late to
school this morning?"
Pupil: "I think I must have over
washed myself."
Nothing Overlooked.
A salesman sold a bill of goods to
a merchant in a small town. They
were returned as not satisfactory.
The wholesale house undertook to
collect anyway and drew a sight draft
on thet bank at the customer's town.
The bank returned the draft unpaid.
Then the house wrote to the village
postmaster and asked if the merchant
was good for the amount of the bill.'
The letter was returned O.K.'d at the
bottom. Next the postmaster was
asked to put the bill in the hands of
a local lawyer for collection. The
answer received by the wholesalers
ran as follows:
"The undersigned is the merchant
on whom you tried to palm off your
worthless junk. The undersigned is
also president of the bank that re
turned your draft. The undersigned
is the postmaster to whom you wrote
and also the lawyer whom you tried
to get to collect your bill. And if the
undersigned were not also the pastor
of the local church, the undersigned
would tell you to go straight to the
devil.
He Got the Idea.
"I taught school among my own
oeople in the Tennessee mountains
for several years after I graduated
from college," a Southern lecturer
says, as reported by a subscriber
"Funny things happened. Hearing a
boy say 'I ain't gwine thar,' I said to
him, That t no way to talk. Listen:
I am not going there; you are not go
ing there; he is not going there; she
is not going there; we are not going
there; they are not going there. Do
you get the iedca?' 'Yes-sur, I gits
it all right. They ain't nobody
gwine.' "Outlook.
The Low Birth Rate.
Little Jane had long desired a ba
by sister, and one day she came rush
ing home m high excitement.
Oh, mother; come downtown
quickly!" she exclaimed. "There are
plendid bargains in babies and you
can get one while they are cheap."
"What in the world are you talking
about, my dear?" the mother asked
in astonishment. "Somebody must
have been playing a joke on you."
"Truly, truly!" the little girl de
clared, jumping up and down in her
eagerness. "Great big sign about it,
on the top of the skating rink. It
says, "This week only, children half
price.' "Country Gentleman.
And There's the Rub.
A salesmanlike looking inspector
stoppeed over night at a small town
Kansas hotel and was surprised to
find a dirty roller towel in the wash
room. "Don't you know that it has
been against the law for years to put
up a roller towel in this state?"
"Sure, I know it," replied the pro
prietor, "but no ex post facto law
goes in Kansas, and that there towel
was put up before the law was pass
ed." Topeka Captal.
Hand Made.
"How did you happen to become a
burglar?" asked the welfare worker.
"By easy stages," replied No.
9876. "I first bought a soft drink
concession at a county fair, then I
drove a taxicab awhile. After that I
promoted wrestling bouts and almost
before -I knew it I was breaking into
people's houses." Birmingham Age-Herald.
TESTING DEPTH
BOMBS
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tiavy U dotnf It in a forest not far
from Tacoma, Wash. It's just like
a pile driver. We print this pho
tograph by special arrangements
with I'opular Scince Monthly.
Domestic Economy.
Little Ethel, who was shopping
with her aunt, listened while the
gruff but intelligent clerk remonstra
ted: "Madam, I am sure you wll not
need so much material. You will
find five yards quite ample."
As soon as they had left the shop
Ethel exclaimed indignantly:
"Auntie, I didn't like that man. not
one bit. Whv, he talked to vou iust
like he was your husband!" Youngs
town telegram.
An Experienced Carver.
Mrs. Jones was entertaining some
of her son's little friends. "Willie."
she said, addressing a six-year-old
wno was enjoying a plate of cold
beef, "are you sure you can cut vour
own meat?"
The child who was making desecr
ate efforts with his knife and fork,
replied, "Yes, thanks. I've often had
it as tough as this at home."
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With thousands of restaurants and nearly every drug store now
having a lunch counter, one of the biggest industries in New York
City is the daily manufacture of at least a million sandwiches. Science
and invention nave stepped in, and now there are special machines
for cutting up bread, ham, chicken, and for putting the sandwich to-i
Rtther and wrapping it in oiled paper-; also there are formulas for
making the more liquid ingredients, like pimento cheese, in huge quan
tities. We have the above picture of a New York sandwich factory
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