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says the Good Judge
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got from a big chew of the
ordinary kind.
The good, rich, real to
bacco taste lasts so long
you don't need a fresh
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Any man who uses the
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Be Independent
Make a part of your earn
ings work for you. Pro
tect yourself against the
steady drain of needless
and impulsive spending.
Insure your surplus
against loss through theft
and carelessness.
Open a. Savings
Account Here
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK
Heppner
Oregon
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to carefully show you his goods. He
ives you a choice among many; if
you don't like one article, he shows
you another until you are pleased.
Trade at home and you get service,
choice quality, and as good prices.
Trade at home and your money helps
your town which is only another
word for saying that you help better
your own job.
Little Joseph Witkowski, of Chicago, has furnished a grea' deal f
excitement for the folks of his neighborhood and town. On each foot
'and hand he has six digcts instead of five making' a round total of two
dozen toes and finders "All perfectly formed," saji the physician ttha
'conducted Joseph hither.
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Boys and Girls Clubs
WH1 Show Livestock
Substantial Prizes Offered by
Pacific International Live
stock Exposition
Oregon Agricultural College, Cor-
vallis, Aug. 15. Awards and ex
pense money totalling $2100 will be
distributed among boys and girls who
take part in the club exhibits and
judging contests at the Pacific Inter
national livestock exposition, Novem
bre 6 to 13, in Portland. The pre
mium list was prepared by 0. M.
Plummer, manager of the show,
The exposition management is pro
viding the money, to be divided into
parts of $1350 for awards money,
and $750 for expense money for
stock judging teams. Amounts of
$200 will be divided into prizes for
each of the three leading dairy
breeds Jersey, Holstein and Guern
sey, and a beef breed, $100 for each
of the four leading hog breeds Po
land China, Duroc Jersey, Berkshire,
and Chester White, and $150 ' for
sheep exhibits.
These contests and exhibits are op
en to club members from all states,
who are enrolled in a club and who
have carried on a project in accord
ance with club rules. No entrance
fee will be charged and free pens
for club members animals will be
furnished.
Traveling expenses up to $500 will
be prorated among teams taking part
in the stock judging contest. Only
one team from each county, to be
chosen as the county club leader or
county agent sees fit, will be allow
ed to take part. Rating in the con
test will have no bearing on the am
ount received. Medals will be the
awards. The team taking first will
get the 0. M. Plummer prize of a
free trip to the junior summer ses
sion of the college. Sleeping quar
ters and meals will be provided for
the teams.
COURTESY
Courtesy has been defined as:
Treating a customer like a rich
uncle, so that you may extract his
coin, is not courtesy that's fore
sight. Offering your seat to a man who
enters your office is not courtesy
that's duty.
Listening to the grumblings, growi
ngs, and groanings of a bore, without
remonstrance is not courtesy that's
forbearance.
Helping a pretty girl across the
street, holding her umbrella, carrying
her poodle none of these are cour
tesy. The first two are a pleasure,
and the last is politeness.
Courtesy is doing that which noth-
Safety First.
ing under the sun makes you do butt It was a pleasant enough house
human kindness. Courtesy springs i in its wav. but the daughters were
from the heart; if the mind prompts not famed for their beauty, and their
the action, there is a reason; if there 'matrimonial prospects seemed re
is a reason, it is not courtesy, fori mote. Still there was one young
courtesy has no reason. Courtesy ! man, supposed to partake largely of
is good-will, and good-will is prompt-1 the "Johnny" species, who it was
ed by the heart full of love to be
kind.
Only a generous man is truly coup
thought might be brought up to the
scratch.
With this view the dowager asked
teous. He gives freely without a , him sweetly one afternoon:
thought of receiving anything in re- j "And now Charlie, dear, I must
turn. The generous man has devel- really ask you what your intentions
oped kindness to such an extent that ire?"
WHY THE PRESIDENT BEAT IT!
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This news photograph from Washington lets out the secret why the
President went up into the Northeastern states on a vacation. They are
housecleaning the White House, d'ye see? Cleaning the whole interior and
painting the outside.
he considers everyone as good as
himself treats others not as he
should be treated but as he ought
to be treated.
TRADE AT HOME
Vernal (Utah) Express.
The mail order house never has a
bargain not for you, anyway. If
there are bargains occasionally, the
thousands of employees of the mail
order concerns get them, they or their
friends. Trade at home.
Your own home town merchant
frequently has bargains and tells
you about them through the paper,
you read.
The mail order house that receives
your order doesn't know you from
Adam and doesn't care.
The home town merchant knows
you as a neighbor and he cares. He
cares enough for you and your trade
that he goes to the trouble and ex
pense of telling you about his goods
and his bargains. He cares enough
But Charlie was not such a "John
y" as they supposed; for he rose
im his seat, bowed to his hostess
and made for the door.
"Madam," he paused to reply, "I
make it a rule never to have an in
trigue with a married woman."
Judge.
The Modern Standard.
"Some of us," said Bishop Mitch
ell at a St. Paul missionary meet
ing, "are prone to judge everything
by the money standard. A book is
no good unless it's a best seller. An
artist is no good unless he's getting
rich. When we judge things that
way we re as bad as little Samuel.
Little Samuel went out one day to
y his brother a birthday present.
He bought a jar of goldfish. 'Gold
fish ! Dont it sound rich ?' he said to
his father on his return. And he
carried the goldfish gayly upstairs to
his room. But a half-hour later he
rushed down to his father again.
S GOODNIGHT PWJ I 0 Vli GOSH -. I'LL HAVE TO I
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lOW COME I 5W v0U KiSS 1 II IM SURE i DONT KNOW IT '
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Poem
I'VE MOVED TO TOWN!
When a feller sells off his farmin'
truck, and goes to live in town, he's
actin' on the impulse that it's time
to settle down. . . . The children's
all growed up, you know, an' Mother
needs a rest. The farm ain't what
it used to be perhaps the change is
best. ... But still, there's little by
thoughts, which it seems is bound to
come. . . . The painted cracker-box
in town, don't seem to me like home!
There ain't no mantel on the wall,
nor fireplace anywheres. . . . The
livin'-room is cluttered up with little,
dinky cheers. . . . And then weve
got a foldin' bed, that's built to set
on end I may be its companion, but
I'll never be its friend! And then,
it seems so lonesome, without any
chores; the only bird I know of, is
my neighbor, when lie snores. . . .
I want to tend a sow-an'-pigs; I want
to gill a snake! I want to hear my
rooster crow of niornin's when I
wake. ... I'd feel a lot contenteder
among the apple trees, than tryin' to
squeeze myself, to fit apartments
sech as these. ... But I must try
to hold the pill that I have swaller
ed down, an' try to act like other's
that's retired, moved to town !
'Father,' he groaned, 'we've been
stung. Them ain't gold. They would-
nt stand the acid. Washington
Star.
Danger Ahe.d.
Speaking of white mule, two rustic
sports were uncertainly fliwering
their way home from the county seat.
"Bill," said Henry. "I wancha to
be very careful. Firs' thine y' know
you'll have us in a ditch."
"Me?" said Bill in astonishment.
"Why, I thought you was drivin'."
A True Prophet.
One of the attractions at the coun
ty fair was a fortune teller's tent.
A woman had taken her son inside
and the seeress bent over the crys
tal ball.
"Madame" she murmured in deep,
mysterious tones, "your son will be
a noted man if he lives long en
ough."
'How wonderful," breathed the
lady. "What will he be noted for?'
"For his old age." American Le
gion Weekly.
Aw, Take a Chance.
"Grandma, can you help me with
this problem?"
I could, dear, but do you think
it would be right?"
"No, I don't suppose so, but you
might have a shot at it and see."
American Legion Weekly.
Homeopathic Dose.
Jazzbo: "Please, Mistah Bahbah,
I'd like a nickel's worth o' hair ton
ic." Barber: 'What in the world do you
wanta nickel's worth for when
it's selling for a dollar a pint? Want
to restore the eyebrows on a flee?"
Jazzbo: "Nossuh, nossuh. Wanta
fix mo watch. It's got a speck o'
dandruff in de hair spring." Amer
ican Legion Weekly.
Too Late Then.
"All through my trial you kept
saving. 'Your honor. I object.' "
snarled the convicted crook.
"So I did, so I did," replied his
lawyer, soothingly.
"When the judge sent me up for
10 years, why in Sam Hill didn't you
object to that?" Birmingham Age
Herald. Junk!
A Scotsman anxious as usual to
"make a bit," hit upon the idea of
collecting old tin cans and pieces of
scrap iron.
Having accumulated a good col
lection he sent them to a local junk
store.
Somehow or other, however, they
went astray and were delivered to
the wrong place.
Imagine his surprise the next mor
ning when he received the following
letter from a garage :
"Dear Sir : Your motor car to hand.
We have never seen a worse smash,
but we will do our best to put it to
gether again. We send you here
with an estimate for the cost and ap
proximate date of delivery." Hous
ton Post.
Strategy.
Three Scotchmen went to church,
each clutching tightly the penny he
intended to contribute when the
plate was passed. Consternation
reigned when the minister announ
ced that this particular Sunday an
effort was to be made to raise the
mortgage and asked every member
of the congregation to make a sub
stantial offering.
During the prayer the Scots held
a whispered consultation as to the
solution of their dilemma and reach
ed a satisfactory decision.
One fainted and the other two
carried him out.
Age-Old Philosophy.
Cunningham Fraham, the famous
traveler, said one day at the Knick
erbocker Club:
"I am a bachelor, and I find that
even among the most backward and
savage people bachelorhood is look
ed on as a sign of wisdom.
"Once in Tartary a chieftain ask
ed me if I had a wife.
" 'No, exalted one,' I answered, 'I
ar a bachelor.'
"The chieftain gave an approving
nod. Then he said thoughtfully:
" 'As our Tartar proverb has it:
"While the wise man is thinking
about getting married the foot has
his sixth daughter born to him."
Los Angeles Times.
CLOSES BASEBALL'S
DOOR ON BLACKSOX
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Judge Kcncsaw Mountain Landis,
dictator supreme in baseball, who
has sounded the dcath-kncll to any
form of crookedness in the great
ttamc. Despite the acquital of the
Chicapo "lilarksox" in court it
Chicago, Judge l.andis announces
that not one of them will ever be
permitted to play in organued base
ball again.
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COME
RUNNING
The BIGGEST consideration with the average country shop
per is the mallei o( PRICE.
PRICKS asked for merchandise in llns up-anri-doing town
and community of ours will be found lo compare MOST FAVOR
ABLY wilh prices anywhere b ill there is an added incentive for
trading here
Our merchants rarely CUT prices, because they are not in the
habiloflNJ'LATINGlhem
They look lor iheir profits alonf lar-sighled LINES through
holding their customers on QUALITY and good honesl SKRVICE.
The SPIRIT of lhi town ol ours is lo PLAY FAIR and fos
ter FRIENDLY FEELING
Yoor dollar wiU GO FARTHER here. Make the TESTr.nd
let for yourself You'll he dealing with a body of'bmihesj men
who will treat you m a manner that will make you FEEL LIKE
COMING AGAIN.
They'll make your SHOPPING TRIPS lo our town easy on
the POCKETBOOK and PLEASANT FOR YOU
So hook up or Crank up and COME ON IN lo ihn town of
our the natural HUB ol this region