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After 500 Miles
Drain and Refill
There you have the first of the two most impor
tant rules for motor safety. The second is fill
with the very best oil you can buy call here
and get the correct weight of
pSeMSI illy
Puritan Oils carried in all weights, making
an oil for every car, truck and tractor.
All accessories for Ford cars always in stock.
A CARLOAD OF FORD CARS TO
ARRIVE SHORTLY.
Try Us for Service
Latourell Auto Co.
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THE GAZETTE-TIMES Is Your
Home Paper. It Is A Very Fine
Investment At $2.00 Per Year.
"Perhaps You Don't Know"
says the Good Judge
How long a little of
the Real Tobacco
Chew will last.
Nor how much gen
uine chewing satisfac
tion the full, rich real
tobacco taste will give.
Ask any man who uses
the Real Tobacco Chew.
He will tell you that
this class of tobacco
will give more satisfac
tionand at less cost
than the ordinary kind.
Put up in two styles
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
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We learn to creep before we
walk; mofi things we try seem
slow at firft, but persever
ance 'wins.
Impatience Is
An Enemy
of Thrift
Some folks become impa
tient because they cannot
amass a fortune in a day
or a year.
They fail to realize that
every enterprise has a small
beginning.
If these people would avail
themselves of the aid this
bank offers, this impa
tience would soon be
overcome.
We pay 4 on savings.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK
THE BUSY LINE
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, I
that aggravate the ears of men, until i
the weak ones want to cuss, while
repetition makes things wuss, the
oitterest woras mat come my way, is,
when I hear the central say, line s
Dizzy!"
It allers makes me fairly groan, to
grab that handy office phone, and
growl a" number in the thing, expect-
in that the gal will ring, when click-etty-click"
there comes a buzz that
would upset the Man of Uz "Line's
bizzy!"
It lacerates a fellers wits, an
Hete is a most interesting photograph which wa recently smuggled out of Russia and purchased on
its arrival in this country bv the Autocaster service, of which this paper is a member. The men shown are
Lenin's assistants and the picture shows the kind of men who rule Russia. The man with his hand on the
table is Kamenor, governor of Moscow., .
Administration Favors
Lower Discount Rates
Looked Upon as Most Import-I
ant In Stimulating Business
and Equalizing Exchange
Washington, August 7. One of
the most important contributions to
the certain improvement of business
since the incoming of the Harding
administration has been the steady
lowering of the discount rate by Fed
eral Reserve Banks. The last re
duction of 5 1-2 per cent, effective
July 21 in the Reserve districts of
Boston, New York, Philadelphia and
San Francisco is the third since
March. At that time the discount
rate was at its peak 7 per cent. In
April it was reduced to 6 1-2 per
cent and in June to 6 per cent. While
all districts have not followed the
example of these four, it is expect
ed they soon will do so. In any
event the action of the four has far
reaching beneficial influence in the
money market as together they han
dle by far the majority of the na
tion's business.
It is considered of unusual signi
ficance in financial circles that the
Bank of England has followed the
example of these Reserve Banks
and made similar reductions in its
discounts at approximately the same
time they were made in this coun
try.
The whole purpose of these reduc
tions, with which the Harding ad
ministration is unusually sympathet
ic, is to make it easier for the bus
iness man, the manufacturer, the
shipper, the fanner, the investor to
get money and thereby furnish a
natural, legitimate stimulus to busi
ness. It is simply reversing the pro
cess that took place when the coun
try was on a spending spree and
money was being prodigally borrow
ed for speculative and non-productive
purposes. To stop that orgy the
discount rate was advanced. In other
words, the cost of hiring capital was
arbitrarily raised by the banks hav
ing the capital. At that time it was
good business, good banking, good
economics. I
Now the situation is reversed.;
Banks have capital piled up and idle.
Forty per cent of all the world's gold
supply fs in this country, forcing the '
rest of the world to a cheap money ;
basis and lowering their standards.
of value. This contributes to the
enormous difference in foreign ex
change. It makes the American dol
lar so high that foreign nations can
not buy it or its equivalent in
tmnHc nrnrtnrfQ ptr It hfdrts choke '
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our foreign trade.
The high wages charged by banks
for use of their capital was also
choking American enterprise, and re
tarding a return to normal conditions
in this country. The lowering of the!
rate induces borrowing, and starts'
again the turning over of capital. It
brings into circulation not the aris-'
tocratic dollar who moves about leis
urely at a high wage, but the demo
cratic nimble dollar which hustles
around to earn its moderate wage.
It will begin to eat away the wide
margin that now separates the amer
ican dollar from foreign exchanges
and thereby will stimulate foreign
buying in American markets.
that the largest Federal Reserve
Districts of this country and the
Bank of England have both low
ered their rate to 5 1-2 per cent may
be taken as positive proof that in the
opinion of the highest and wisest fi
nancial circles the crisis has passed
and things are now on the road to
better times. It means ample credit
will be available to those who have
written their inventories down to
their proper value, that industrial
conditions will improve, that buyers
will again seek the market. It is the
administration's idea of helping bus
iness in a legitimate way without env
barking upon quasi-socialistic menY
ods.
SMILE AWHILE
GOES TO INVITE FOCH
TO LEGION CONFAB.
Militant Journalism.
"How many papers in this town?"
asked the stranger in Chiggersville,
"One."
"But I understood there were two
the Clarion and the Times."
"Sir, I am the editor of the Clar
ion. I never have recognized and
never will recognize the existence of
a competitor. Birmingham Age
Herald.
Why It Is Necessary.
"Why is scantiness of attire con
sidered so necessary in art?"
"You see," replied the eminent
sculptor, "it takes a long time to
make a statue and we couldn't afford
to have it left on our hands because
the clothes were out of style."
Washington Star.
The "Light House."
There are twenty-eight languages
spoken in Chicago, not counting golf
and baseball. Our policemen under
stand all of them. A nice old lady,
who seemed very little and very
much lost, blocked the traffic on
State and Madison streets the other
day and poured her troubles into the
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Marshal Foch will receive a per
sonal invitation to attend the an
nual convention of the American
Legion. Major Charles W. Bart
lett, of Kansas City, sails to deliver
the invitation to the great French
man. While in France he will se
lect a site for the memorial to be
erected hy the State of Missouri in
honor of its sons who fell there.
NEWS PHOTOGRAPH FROM JAPAN
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a parade during the recent great strike at Osaka. Until lain;. Jap
has never in her history "enjoyed" a Strike. Note the banners, just hk
in Mclica land
WHEN POP SAID YOU WP3
A BIG SIMP, MOM STOOD UP
FOR YOU SHE DID I
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OUGHTArSNOW BETTER-i W A FILLER BV HIS I V f
makes him paw, an' champ the bits,
when he puts in a hurry call, that
von't admit delay at all, Of course
it flops him, mighty near, to have it
gritted in his ear "Line's bizzy!"
You know I hardly ever grouch, or
duck my game, or holler "ouch," but
when I hear that doggone click, it
mighty nearly makes me sick, and
throws my patience out of whack, to
ketch that everlastin' quack, "Line's
bizzy!"
sympathetic ear of the crossing cop
Vare is der light house, please i
she inquired. "Want to pay your
gas bill, lady?" said the understand
ing officer. Jas, she smiled
"Michigan avenue, at Adams street,
two blocks south, and-two blocks
east," said he, indicating the way and
placing her safely on the curb. Gee
but you're a wonder," said the gas
man, who happened to be a bystand
er. "Easy," said the cop. "The cor
ner of her gas bill was sticking out
of her bag," and he plunged back
jnto the traffic for more problems to
solve. Peoples Gas Gazette.
Equally Rich.
"So this is Hollywood?"
"Yes."
"And I suppose all these handsome
residences and grounds belong to mo
tion picture stars?"
'All but that imposing mansion on
the corner there. It belongs to a
celebrated divorce lawyer." Birm
ingham Age-Herald.
Honest Tom.
"I'm glad I broke my engagement
with Tom," Mabel observed indig
nantly. "He's no gentleman.
"Why, I have always thought him
one, less commented in surprise.
"What has he done?"
'Well, I sent him back his presents
that is, all except the diamond ring
and a few other things that I was
really entitled to, considering how
many times he had taken dinner at
our house and all, and asked him to
return mine."
"Well, did he refuse?"
"He did not. He not only sent
back a box of cigars, unopened and a
penwiper-and a knit necktie, but he
sent also five boxes of face powder,
saying he estimated that to be about
the quantity he had taken away on
his coat during the time we were en
gaged." Houston Post.
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AN OPTIMIST IS ONE
WHO KEEPS HIS
WINDOWS OPEN
TOWARDS TOMORROW
CHAMPION
???
Johnny Wilson still claims the
middleweight crown, BUT in his
recent fight with Bryant Downey in
Cleveland he was knocked down
three times in the seventh round,
and according to the official time
keeper, Wilson stayed down thir
teen seconds the first time and
eleven seconds the second trip.
Jimmy Gardner of Boston, who
Wilson insisted referee the fight,
claimed that he was fouled in get
ting to his feet after the third knock
down and awarded him the fight.
But the Cleveland Boxing Commis
lion proclaimed Downey the new
champ, which makes us wonder
"When is a champ not a champ?"
On, Willie, Willie!
Little Willie had been hearing his
father boast to his friends of his new
car and its ability to take the steep
est hills. At the Sunday supper table
he suddenly astonished his parents by
demanding:
"Pa, does the Lord Almighty own
a Rolls-Fierce, too?"
"Great Scott, no, son. Whatever
put that into your head?"
"Well, at Sunday school we had a
hymn that went, 'If I Love Him, when
I die He will take me home on high."
American Legion Weekly.
How To Tell the Truth.
Speaking of moving picture actors,
a good story is told of one who was
suing a company for breach of con
tract. When asked by the court why
he claimed so large a sum he re
plied, "It is because I am the great
est in the world."
A few days later some of his
friends badgered him about the
mighty high opinion of himself ex
pressed in the statement. "I know
it must have sounded somewhat con
ceited," he explained, "but I was un
der oath, so what could I do?"
Boston Transcript.
So Much for That.
The banker politician summed up
his candidacy speech with these
words:
"The secret of success is this.
Can you earn money and can you
save it?"
A shabbily dressed man arose
from the rear of the audience and
proudly held out a dollar bill.
"I can, sir," he shouted proudly.
"This is the dollar I got when I voted
for you a year ago." American Le
gion Weekly. '
RUSTY SHOULDERS are rare in THIS MAN'S TOWN.
EVERYBODY has them (the shoulders) to the wheel
twring, pushing BOOSTING (or OUR TOWN and neighbor,
hood.
It is a community steadily growing in prosperity. The big rea
son (or such growth it loyalty and SERVICE.
The business and public-spirited men LONG AGO realized
that if OUR TOWN wanted to maintain a substantial position, their
business must be built upon the foundations of CLOSEST RELA
TIONSHIP. That relationship it possible through having SOMETHING
lo offer and making the offerings KNOWN. It it the principle
ndemeath "BOOSTING" our community.
A town it no stronger than its BUSINESS the business of
h merchants and neighboring farmers.
- The way to thow these honest, sincere merchants of town
and country that you appreciate the stand they have taken, and an
taking every day in BOOSTING this town it to read their advertisements-patronize
them. BUY YOUR GOODS of the men
who are keeping our town in the prosperous habit
In that way youD be doing your BOOSTING.
Heppner
Oregon