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THE GAZK.TTH-T1MF.S. HEITXER. OHEGOX, THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1921.
It's time now to go down and hear old
OCEAN ROAR
Plunp.- into the surf, diar clams, fish, hunt, play, rest and
g. t the real joy that only a beach vacation can give.
Just remember what a week or two will do for you at
NORTH BEACH
CLATSOP BEACH
TILLAMOOK BEACHES
or NEWPORT
If there is any doubt which one to visit ask our agent for
"Outings in the Pacific Northwest"
and "Oregon Outdoors"
They tell the whole story. Then pack your trunk and
purchase a Bound Trip Summer Excursion Ticket via the
UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM
Insuring that most wonderful trip
down through the Columbia River
Gorge. Let our agent tell you all
about it, arrange your itinerary and
make your reservation.
C. Darbee, Agent, Heppner, Ore.
m. McMurraj, Cneral Paaseaser Aseat Portland, Orrf oa
MACHINERY INVADES THE ORCHARD
THE GAZETTE-TIMES Is Your
Home Paper. It Is A Very Fine
Investment At $2.00 Per Year.
"Perhaps You Don't Know"
says the Good Judge
How long a little of
the Real Tobacco
Chew will last.
Nor how much gen
uine chewing satisfac
tion the full, rich real
tobacco taste will give.
Ask any man who uses
the Real Tobacco Chew.
He will tell you that
this class of tobacco
will give more satisfac
tionand at less cost
than the ordinary kind.
Put ufi in two styles
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
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We learn to creep before we
walk; mofi things we try seem
slow at first, but persever
ance wins.
Impatience Is
An Enemy
of Thrift
Some folks become impa
tient because they cannot
amass a fortune in a day
or a year.
They fail to realize that
everyenterprise has a small
beginning. .
If these people would avail
themselves of the aid this
bank offers, this impa
tience would soon be
overcome.
We pay 4 on savings.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK
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N more hack-breaking woik
puking up lallcn apples in the or
chard! Science has again conn- to
tnc tarmer's aid, and we now have
an ingenious machine which is 5-jkI
to do the work of six men. and can
pick up eighty pounds of apples in
three minutes.
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! Chief Justice Taft Is
Best Known Traveler
Made Acquaintance of Mr. Av
erage American, Who Ap
proves Appointment
Washington, August 1 . When
President Harding nominated Will
iam Howard Taft to the Supreme
Bench and his nomination was con
firmed by the Senate, the railroad
and steamship lines lost one of their
PERSHING'S NIECE
DESERTS ARMY'
General Pershing's niece, Miss
Helene Gene Pershing, went out
side of army circles to get her
husband. She became the bride of
E. A. Kraft, recently at Seattle,
Wash., where her husband, a navy
man. is a member of the American
Legion. Kraft was a senior grade
radio operator during the world
war and was seriously injured when
his boat, the "Westover," was tor
pedoed and sunk off the coast of
France.
across the continent during the time
he was president; has crossed, re
crossed, and crisscrossed the United
States in lecture tours since he left
the presidency, speaking in every
ctata UMtH tVi a avi-ontinn nF FlnriHa
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iand in many of the states many
times; during the World war he ad
dressed the enlisted men in every
army cantonment in the United
States with the exception of two;
during the last year he has, in his
capacity as member of a Canadian
Commission, traveled the length and
breadth of Canada.
Made Thousands of Friends
In commenting upon the appoint
ment of Ex-President Taft as Chief
Justice, Attorney General Daugherty
says, "Probably no appointment ever
made by the President has received
the universal commendation that the
appointment of former President
Taft has received." Chief Justice
Taft's popularity is due, in no small
measure, to the fact that in his trav
els and lectures in the United States
he personally met thousands of peo
ple, just the average American cit
izens in the small town, the univer
sity, the teachers' institute, the lit
erary club, and by his hearty and
friendly characteristics immediately
attached them to his circle of admir
ers and well wishers. At the same
time, this kept him in intimate touch
with the mass of people and their
viewpoints and consequently he
takes to the Bench not only the high
personal regard which the American
people hold for him but he thereby
confers upon the Supreme Bench
very valuable asset, the asset of
popular esteem and confidence which
probably no other appointment ever
brought to the Bench and which
could not be brought to it by any
jurist however eminent who had
lived a cloistered life.
both branches of Congress. The
veto was based upon substantially
the same reasons as those presented
by President Harding a few days ago
when he urged a postponement of
consideration of a bonus to ex-service
men. The bonus bill of 1875
provided for the payment of $3 1-3
month for all those m service.
President Grant's veto message read
as follows:
"Washington. March 3, 1875.
"To the House of Representatives:
'House Bill 3,341 is herewith re
turned without my approval for the
reasons, first that it appropriates from
the Treasury a large sum of money
at a time when the revenue is in
sufficient for current wants and this
proposed further drain on the Treas
ury. The issue of bonds, authorized
by the bill to a very large and in
definite amount would seriously em
barrass the refunding operations now
progressing, whereby the interest of
the bonded debt of the United States
is being largely reduced. The
passage of this bill at this time is in
consistent with the measures of econ
omy now demanded by the necessi
ties of the country.
"U. S. GRANT.
best patrons and the world one of its
most distinguished travelers.
Probably no man in public life in
any natin was a greater traveler than
Chief Justice Taft. While he was yet
a young man, before he had "settled
down" in the practice of law, Chief
Justice Taft made three tours of Eu
rope. In his capacity as Judge of the
U. S. Circuit Court of Appeals his
jurisdiction covered the four states
of Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky and
Tennessee and, during his eight
years' incumbency in that position,
he traveled extensively over his ter
ritory. A Regular Glorf. Trotter
With his appintment by President
McKinley as chairman of the Philip
pine Commission his career as a
globe trotter began. That was in
1900. Since that time Chief Justice ,
Taft has twice been completely:
around the world; two times to the;
Philippines; seven times to the Pan-
ama Canal zone; several times to
Cuba during the time he was provi-!
sional governor of that island; to ev-'
ery U. S. army post during his in- i
cumbency as Secretary of War under
Roosevelt; a . tour of the United
States during each of his two cam
paigns for President; two tours
President Grant Vetoed
Soldiers' Bonus Measure
Washington, August I. When
President Harding appeared before
Congress a few days ago to oppose
the passage of the Bonus bill he re
peated history. President Grant, in
the spring of 1875, vetoed a soldiers'
bonus bill which had been passed by
Livestock Industry Gets
$50,000,000 Long Time Loans
Washington, August 1. The ef
forts of the Harding administration
to afford prompt and sutlicient relief
to the live stock industry met with
success in the completion by private
bankers of the $50,000,000 pool to
be used in long-time loans for live
stock interests. The pool is in actual
operation. The head offices are lo
cated in Chicago and are in charge
of practical live stock men and bankers.
The method of operation is very
simple. No direct loans will be
made by the pool as it does not wish
to use any of the funds to set up
machinery for investigating the ap
plications. The loans are made
through local banks and cattle loan
companies, the pool furnishing the
funds and the local bankers guaran
teeing the loans. Loans will be
made upon recommendation' of local
banks on stockers, feeders, and
breeding cattle. Paper will be made
payable in six months from date but
subject to three renewals of six
months each which will be giving the
live stock industry a two year credit.
This method of relieving the live
stock industry was preferred by the
administration to legislation by Con
gress; first, because it could be put
into operation more quickly than any
machinery set up by congressional
act; second, because it relieved the
government from increasing its bur
dens which must in the long run be
charged up to and paid by the taxpayer.
SMILE AWHILE
Look What He Got.
A miser was scoring a hired man
for his extravagance in wanting to
carry a lantern when calling on his
girl.
"The idea," he scoced. "When I
was courtin' I never carried no lan
tern. 1 went in the dark."
The hired man proceeded to fill
the lantern. "Yes." he said sadly,
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HIGH BROWS AND LOW
I don't admire the poet that in
flates his mushy lines with fol-de-rol,
or puppy-love, or verbal monkey
shines, I can't digest a vision that's
a million miles from here, nor swall-
er vague distractions where the
meanm isn t clear. . . .
Can somethin' that's intangible
console a battered brain? Or fool
imagination counteract a killin' pain?
lfl was fairly starvin fer a dish of
bread an' meat, would you set me
out a casserole of fantasies to eat?
But that's the daily menu with
the highbrow chaps of course. . . .
They mount us on a rainbow when
we holler fer a horse! They hand
us speckalation, when it s dividends
we need an' they seem to bark the
loudest when they've got a critic
treed.
The poem same as sausage
should be moulded into pats with
plenty of sage an' pepper, an' the
right per cent of fat, an' when you
fry 'em proper, to a crisp, delicious
brown, you can raise the kitchen
winder and the smell will charm
the town!
Rough-neck mobs and crim
inals beware! Clubs and
guns may go into the dis
card, for the police have a
new weapon in the form of
gas bombs. It resembles
very much the small hand
grenade used in the world
war, but the gas contained,
though not deadly, packs a
knock-out for the strongest
man. It is tear-producing
choking and nauseating, but
docs not leave any ill after
effects. In a trial test the
other day on live strong
policemen they fled "weep
ing" from the scene.
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what's a profiteer's
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"and look what you got." New York
Daily News.
Ready to Help.
"Oh, doctor, I am suffering so
much I want to die!"
"You did perfectly right to call
me." The American Legion Weekly.
Why He Came.
Joan Mummy, was baby
down from heaven?
Mother Yes, dear.
Joan They do like
quiet up there, don't
Passing Show, London.
sent
to have it
they? The
"Oh. no. sir: I onlv want to know
how the canaries lost their tails."
National Republican.
No Controversy.
"Did you overhear the controver
sy between these two gentlemen?''
asked the magistrate.
"No.suh, judge," replied the col
ored witness. "Ah didn't heah noth
in' like dat. All Ah heard was some
pow'ful loud cussin'." National Re
publican. Yes, Where?
Joseph and Isaac went to hear
Billy Sunday preach, and after the
service, as they were going home,
Joseph said:
"Veil, Isaac, vat you t'ink of
him?"
"I don't like him," said Isaac.
"Too much hell. It was hell, hell,
hell all the time. I don't beieve
there is any hell, Joseph."
"No hell?" asked Joseph in am
azement. "No," answered his friend.
"Veil, then, Isaac," said Joseph,
"if there is no hell, where is bizness
gone?"
All She Said.
"So she refused you?"
"That's the impression I receiv
ed." "Didn't she actually say no?"
"No, she didn't. All she said was
Ha-ha-ha!' "
BOLDEST PIRATE
OF 'EM ALL
His Part.
"Now, you say, sir," said the law
yer to the witness, that you person
ally heard the quarrel between the
defendant and his wife?"
"I did."
"Well, now," said the lawyer,
"suppose you tell us exactly what the
defendant seemed to be doing.
"He was doing the listening."
National Republican.
So Would She.
"My dear," impatiently asked the
husband next morning, "where in
the world is my hat? I can't keep
a thing about this house. Its
shame the way things disappear
without any apparent reason. I
would like to know where that hat
it."
"So would I," replied his wife
sweetly. "You didn't have it on
when you came home last night."
National Republican.
A Puzzle to Him.
"What can I do for you, my boy?"
asked the shopkeeper.
"Please," replied the boy, "I've
called about your advertisement for
a man to retail canaries."
"Yes, and do you think you could j
do the work?"
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GEORGE GIBSON
Baseball fans of the land read the
announcement of the appointment
of the veteran catcher, George Gib
son, as manager of the Pittsburgh
Pirates last spring without mani
festing the least bit of interest. Now
they are rubbing wondering eyes
and asking is it possible that the
lowly Pirates are going to cop the
National League pennant and cut
in on the world scries play? Gib
son has moulded the "fightingest"
team in either league. They're in
front.
MONEY THROWN ON THE WATER
RETURNS TO YOU IN A FEW DAYS
PART, however small, of every dol
lar you spend in your own lown
comes back to you. The more money
that is spent in this town, the more
there is to be spent WITH YOU,
no matter whether your business ii
farming, dry goodsing, restauraht
ing, plumbering or laboring,
This is true of every town and1
city in the land. Dut the town that
can coax money from the people of
other towns, soon becomes so pros
perous that people flock to it, and
that's how wealthy cities are made.
It is the duty of every man and
woman in this community to spend
every cent he intends to spend right
here. It is his duty to himself, so
that his own property, his own busi
ness, his own job will be worth
more worth more in the selling market.
Homes and farms and blocks and businesses and jobs are
least valuable and poorest in communities whose people spend
their money elsewhere.
HOME, DOLLARS!
Heppner
Oregon
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