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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEmT.R. OREGON, THURSDAY. JULY 14. 1021,
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H I l a e 1
NATIONAL PARI!
The World's (jreatcsl Playground
and iuscum of citnrJ Wonders
Mapniftcent hotels and conirrodieus ta;r-ps. ? miles of Improved
h!phwas; all In the rsiMst of mati-hlVs: soer.o-y. Its hotels ar
niarvelous establishments. Us oarrivs are pretty little tent
lneft. models of eUar.hress. sanitation, Me. vvr.fort and sim
ple. Informal living. An Meal place for vacatur! pleasures. Send
for our beautifully HTujtrated booklet tellme: nil About its won
ders in word aiul picture.
THROUGH SLEEPING CAR
Operated DAILY during the season between
Portland and West Yellowstone
by the
UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM
Commencing Saturday, June IS, leaving Portland 5 p. m.
Our local agents will b glad to explain
the various tours which enable visitors
to see the Yellowstone so comfortably
and at a minimum cost; also to quote
fares, prepare your itinerary and make
your reservations. Call on
C. DABBEE, Agent, Heppner
or address
Wit McJIURRAY. Gen. Passenger Agt,
Portland, Oregon.
HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THE
WORLD SEE THIS?
THE GAZETTE-TIMES Is Your
Home Paper. It Is A Very Fine
Investment At $2.00 Per Year.
"Just Between You and Me"
says the Good Judge
Here's genuine chewing
satisfaction for you, hook
ed up with real economy.
A small chew of this class
of tobacco lasts much long
er than a big chew of the
ordinary kind that's be
cause the full, rich, real
tobacco taste lasts so long.
Any man who uses the
Real Tobacco Chew will
tell you that.
Put up in two styles
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a shorf-cut tobacco
I.
SAVING
TIME
and
STEPS
TT Did you ever figure how
I many steps and how much
time it takes to settle the
monthly bills?
A great many people have
solved this problem by
paying their accounts by
check, through the mail,
thereby not only saving
time and effort, but being
assured of a receipt for
every bill.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK
nil H. v- mi K iUu
y. $!Hv. AK ill In
v J f I iff m it;
Here is his majesty, tlv King of England, and her highness, the
(Juicn, in their royal robes Oi ..Jrple on the throne and with their coat 01
arms on royal, plush back of them, ruling at the opening of L ister partis
mcnt at Belfast, Ireland, while 4,000 soldiers and 1,000 constable guarde
their lives.
Quick Action Required
In Harvest Emergency
Medicine Chest on Farm Ought
to be Adequate to Meet
Any Possible Demand
Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
vallis, July 12. Preparation for em
ergencies during the harvest season
should be made. It is well to clean
out the medicine chest and see that
the supply of drugs, appliances, and
supplies is sufficient to tide over an
emergency, suggest college special
ists. The farm home, as well as every
other home, should have a medicine
chest. It should be kept in a cool
dry place, and should be locked and
put of the reach of children. The
handiest chest is the built-in one,
but one made out of a box with a
few shelves serves the purpose as
well.
Materials which should be kept in
the chest are divided into three class
esdrugs and appliances and sup
plies. The kind of drugs varies with
each family, but disinfectants or an
tiseptics should always be in the
chest. A 5 to 7 per cent solution of
tincture of iodine, tightly corked with
a rubber stopper serves as a good
antiseptic. Castor oil, salts, and cas-
cara are good cathartics, and aromat-
is spirits of ammonia and a salve,
such as unguentine, should be kept
on hand tor emergnecies.
Among the appliances should be
hot water bottle, a graduated glass,
a teaspoon, scissors, safety and plain
pins and other things which a house
wife deems necessary. Zinc oxide
adhesive tape, several sizes of band
ages, and absorbent cotten or steril
ized gauze are necessary. Old linen
or muslin, thoroughly sterilized and
ironed should be kept among the sup
plies. Mtcnen supplies that may be
kept in the chest which are useful in
an emergency are olive oil, soda
ginger, mustard, flour and salt.
come the problem of accommodating
the scores of campers and tourists
who wish to spend their vacations out
jof doors.
Many cities have made attractive
: camping grounds, but aside from this
, the responsibility is left to the indiv
ldual.
carelessness m camp sanitation is
the cause Of most of the typhoid ep
idemics. The old saying "an ounce
of prevention is worth a pound of
cure, proves its worth in a case like
this. Care in the selection of food
and water supply and in disposing of
garbage and sewage is the best safe
guard.
Pure water is often difficult to find
so it is usually best to treat all drink
ing water, suggest specialists at the
agricultural college. Boiling is
safe and sure method. Chlorine tab
lets, which can be bought at any drug
store will kill most germs.
SMILE AWHILE
NAMING OF TAFT TO
BENCH PLEASES
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Foresters as Health Officers
Portland, Oregon, Juiy 12, 1921.
tiy an agreement just signed by Dis
trict Forester George H. Cecil and
Frederick D. Strickner, State Health
uiticer of Oregon, the torest super
visors in the state of Oregon have
been appointed as deputy state officers.
ihis agreement anulies onlv to the
forest supervisors wno are the oiiicers
in charge of the National Forests, of
which there are fourteen in Oregon.
The above agreement does not apply
to the forest rangers or other field of
ficers. The forest supervisors will
cooperate with the Oregon State
Health Board in enforcing the sani
tation laws of the state within the
National Forests, and will serve with
out pay. The duties of the forest su
pervisors under this agreement are
to report insanitary conditions and
violations of the Oregon health laws
Occurring within the National For
ests; to advise violators of what the
State Health laws are, and if such
violations are continued to report
such conditions to the State Health
Officer.
The forest officers under existing
federal rules are required to protect
and keep pure so far as they are able
the domestic water supplies of towns,
cities, and camping places, and to
prevent the accumulation of filth and
insanitary practice in the Forests that
A Long Distance Viet.
A farm boy was standing on a high
hill, looking the country over, when a
tourist motoring by stopped for
chat.
"You have a fine view from here,
my lad. Mow tar do you suppose
you can see to China?
"Much farther than that, Mister.'
"How's that?"
"When that cloud goes away, I'll
be able to see the sun very easily."
Judge.
What, Indeed?
vvnen the automobile first came
into fashion it caused considerable
trouble in the rural districts because
it frightened the horses on the public
highways. Two small children were
discussing this phase of the question
one day.
"Why do you suppose horses are
so scared of automobiles?" one ask
ed the other.
"Well, it's like this, 1 guess," the
other ventured to explain. "Horses
are used to seeing other horses pull
rigs, and they don't know what to
think when they see a carriage go
ing down the road without any horses
hitched to it. What would you think
if you saw a pair of pants walking
down the street without any man in
them ?" -Progress Magazine.
Mistaken.
Little Willie was enjoying a play
with his kittens on the street when
a gentleman passing by asked him
the names of the kittens.
"Joe and Jerry," was the prompt
reply.
"Why not call them Cook and
Peary?'' the man then asked.
Go on, man," Willie said, "these
aint no pole cats!" Washington
Star.
A Remedy.
"My wife has a terrible memory."
"What do you mean?"
"Oh, she can't remember anything
a day after it happens."
"Ah, a sad case why don't you
give her a flivver?"
"What for?" .
"Why, to jog her memory."
Florida Times-Union.
THE SHOT IN THE DARK fment of hunter's bliss, and learn at
How often the boys, when they'last' hen ,he chance has passed,
hear a noise, or discover a fitful how easy it is ,0 miss!
spark, will shut both eyes an' expect ! ln llfe's sharP hunt- hen 1 hear
a prize from an aimless shot in the a 8"- ,hat promises bear or deer,
dark! Though hard it seems when the 111 hold n,y shot- and enrich Pt
daylight gleams, to hit, with a per-!by ai,in' fer daylight clear. I'll
feet sight, yet we wonder withal, i ste no toil on greaseless oil, or the
why the game don't fall when we i stock-bird's vanishin' spark, I'll
fire at birds in the night. . . . The,burn n0 cash in 8 whirlwind dash, or
snortsman wis win cmHv fh. skips ia tooiish shot-in-tne-daric'
' "- 1
and maintain his steadiest nerve,
he'll figger the range for the slight
est change, and allow for the bullet's
curve. ... He may aim his best,
ere the trigger's pressed, the mo-
Electrical Wizard Coming
Glenn L. Morris Demonstrates Inventions.
l"H' " v ' r -7, viJ
One of the most Interesting de
partures in this reason's Chautauqua
will be the appearance of (ilfnn L.
Morris and his assistant in two uni
que scientific demonstrations. The
chiefly concerned with electricity,
that marvelous force about which so
little Is known. He carries a mass of
apparatus which completely fills the
stage and performs some almost un
belleveable wonders. Thus be stauds
world has been moving forward so1 on a metal plate electrified a hundred
rapidly of late in th matter of new
Inventions that the Cadniean System
has secured this brilliant young scien
tist to present In a popular manner
the most Interesting and Important
developments of recent years and in
dicate the lines of experiment along
which the great studi nts and Inven
tors are now working for future discoveries.
Mr. Morris' d"n:onstratlons are
times as powerfully as the electric
chair, he lights lamps and welds
metal through his body, produces
thunder storms, lights candles from
running water, discharges guns and
unfurls flags by wireless, shows cir
cles and discs of fire and other won
derfully beautiful flrey spectacles.
Mr. Morris will appear at Chautau
qua both afternoon and evening of
the fifth day.
A new and recent picture of for
mer President Wm. Howard Taft,
elevated to the Supreme Court
bench through appointment of Pres.
ident Harding. The national ver
dict is that Taft the jurist is at last
in the right place.
Oriental Idea.
A Japanese "boy" came to the
home of a minister in Los Angeles
recently and applied for a position
M,... i At.. It-- I
mav he. ini.irinnc ,n h0 m; ,... i ""w 11 "HH"u "'at "ie nouse was
the National ForesTareas "V1 ? applied with servants
With the crafi u so the ministers wife said, "I am
,W nf th L.ini c . 1 sorry, but we really haven't enough
tne puDiic tor recreation Forest Ofh-1 . r, "v' "7 uuf-
I mituaiiic, saiu me unentai po-
nieiy. i am sure mat you must
, have
cers state that the necessity of en
forcement of the federal and state
sanitation rules becomes imperative,
for there are still careless campers
who not only do not put out their
camp hres but who leave at their
camping places tin cans, rubbish and
filth, all of which is a menace both
to the public and to the Forests. For
est officers urge compliance with the
well-known slogan of the Mazamas,
"Leave a Clean Camp and a Dead
Fire!"
Make Camp Grounds Sanitary
Sanitation of camping grounds is
a problem now being considered by
the people of Oregon. With the op-
ening of many new highways has
You may not know what a lit
tie bit of work it takes to keep me
employed. Christian Register,
Help Wanted.
A motorist came upon another
whose machine had broktn down on
the road. In the disabled car sat a
woman.
"Need any assistance?" inquired
the newcomer courteously.
The other man lifted his flushed
and grimy, face from under the hood
Yes, he replied. "I wish you'd
answer my wife's questions while
I'm fixing this infernal engine."
Boston Transcript.
I GOOD NIGHT ! j I fy II 'LO BETTY-HAVENT 1 E!"
home fJM h 1 t ri'I fa
YOU MUST SET LONESOME
NOT SEEING VERY MUCH
OF ME ANYMORE !!
NEVEH VERY MUCH Of
YOU TO SEE BEFORE!
No Doubt About It. 1
Walter found his mamma talking
to a very stout woman.
"Walter," said his mother, "this
is your great-aunt."
"Yes," said Walter, gazing at her
ample proportions, "she looks it!"
Houston Post.
In the Mad Rush.
There had been a certain amount
of breeziness in the discussion,
which centered around the relative
virtues and accomplishments of the
two sexes.
"You men," said the advanced
young woman, "think a great deal
of yourselves because there is a
shortage of your kind. Personally
I should not mind in the least living
in a world where the men and the
girls were separated by an ocean."
The daring bachelor smiled at her.
"I dare say you are right," he ag-j
reed. "Still in the event vou men-'
tion I'm certain there would be a
large number of women drowned."
Boston Globe.
Anxioi s to Please.
"Did you say you were a distressed
Arabian or an indignant Turk?"
"Whichever you prefer, mum,"
responded the wayfarer. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
His Name.
"We want an alert office boy."
"Yes, sir," said the applicant for
a job.
"Arc you aiert?"
"No, sir. I'm Aleck.'
ham Age-Herald.
-Birming-
MarKaret West, daughter of rM. and
Mrs. Thou. West of Tho Dalles, cam
up to Heppner on Tuesday and la mak
ing a visit at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
H. It. Patterson.
POISON IVY ANO
ENVY CONTAIN THE
SAME THING,
v J
ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART TO
MAKE THIS A DESERTED TOWN?
HAT if this pleasant home town of
ours became a "Deserted Village "
The folks who send their dollars
to other towns and cities to buy their
needs and their luxuries can tell you
just how to make this a "Deserted
Village." The trick can be done by
everybody following the example of
the few and buying elsewhere.
Then there would be no money to
pay people who work. There would
be no money at all to buy farm
produce; no money for fire and po
lice protection ; no money to keep up
homes ; no money to hold people in
this town at all. And so your prop
erty and home and job would have
little value.
Trade at home. Every dollar spent
here helnc tn mslr l.,rln
u.unv living iii your
town better and pleasanter; every dollar spent at home helps
to make the thing you own more valuable.
DESERTED VILLAGE.
Heppner
Oregon
TRADE AT HOME (jft) TRADE AT HOME