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EH BEFORE YOU STEP
THINK!
Don't Drive Your Car Without Full
INSURANCE PROTECTION
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ERAL HOUSES IN
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Real Estate and Insurance, Heppner.
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ONLY "QUALITY PRINTING"
FOR SALE
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bine, with or without en
gine, for sale at a bargain.
Never been out of the shed.
KARL BEACH
A. Z. BARNARD
LICENSED DRAYMAN
Transfer and General Hauling
HEAVY OR LIGHT WORK HANDLED
Get us on the street or by phone, No. 662
"NOW-A-DAYS"
says the Good Judge
W'B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
pan. ..
After 40
The average man reaches his maximum
earning capacity before he is forty. His in
come from then on is less and loss depend
ent on his ability to work and more depend
ent on his savings and wisdom in his in
vestments. Start saving now!
Your savings will receive 4'r interest,
computed s'mi-aninially, when placed in
our Savings Department.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
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PRODUCED Al THE Q.-T.
A man can get a heap more
satisfaction fromasmall chew
of this class of tobacco, tuan
he ever could get from a oig
chew of the old kind.
Hefindsitcostsless.too. The
good tobacco taste lasts so
much longer he doesn't need
to have a fresh chew nearly
as often.
Any man who uses the Real
Tobacco Chew will tell you
that.
Put up in two styles
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Oiin the temlern'ss :uul care of mother love offset the brand of illegitimacy
in the memory of Utile Hene Del Sewo
a man? His father. Jiman pel eccn. nas
mother, shown here with hh:i. denies
human interest unction that has the whole West watching the court to see what
decision M ill be handed down.
New Faces to be Seen'
Id Fairbanks Picture!
Many Notable Players Never j
Before Seen in a Fairbanks
Picture to be in Support
of "Doug" in "When
the Clouds Roll By"
One of the principal points of in
terest about the next Doutilas Fai
rbanks' production. "When the Clouds
Roll By, which
jtJPti will be released by
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Liliicu rti iiais, auu
which will be
shown at the Star
theater on Friday,
is the exceptional
ly strong cast that
will play in sup
port of the star.
When the story
was original
ly written by Mr. Fairbanks he real
ized that there would have to be a
number of changes in his company
GREAT EDITOR TO
GOVERN ALASKA
HON. SCOTT C. BONE
Washington. On of the most
popular and efficient appointment!
yet made by the new administra
tion, is that of Scott C. Bone, who
has just been nominated by Presi
dent Harding as governor of
Alaska. Mr. Bone, who is one of
the best known of American news
paper editors, was publicity man
ager of the Republican national
tommittce last year. Previously, as
editor of the Seattle Post-Intelli-gencer,
he gave careful attention
and study to Alaskan matters and
it is expected that he will make a
strong governor from the very
start..
Mr. Eone has large experience
with the problems of news print
paper, and inasmuch as Alaska is a
future great field for paper pulp,
there is no doubt that he goes to
Alaska with this matter very much
in mind. Which is a case of e.t
pert efficiency in the right place.
Mr. P.rmc will leave very shortly
f-r the great territory he is to
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'1 BOBBY, RUN AN ASH S" SAY POP -MR POWF-RS ij
fin hp i VOUR DAD IF I CAN L WANTS TO KNOW IF HE j2w
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of San Francisco when he grows to be
sued tor the custody of the child. His
that Julian it the child's father. It Is a
for this picture, because of its un-
usualness and the fact that every
person in the cast, and also the hun
dreds of extras that were used con
tinually, would have to be of a
strongly athletic type, for it was not
only "Doug" who was to supply all
of the ginger and pep in this pro
duction, but the players were to be
assigned to parts in which they too
had to be athletically capable so
as to save their very lives at times.
The one exception in the cast is
that of Frank Campeau, who has
had important villain parts in the last
six Fairbanks' pictures. Probably
no other man on the screen is so well
and favorably known for his portray
al of "the bad man" parts, and cer
tainly few others are as capable of
the same finished artistic naturalness.
After having played very success
ful parts in many recent productions
with other stars, principally with
.Mary Pickford, Ralph Lewis was as
signed by "Doug" to play the gruff
old uncle in this production. This
is his first appearance in a Fairbanks'
picture.
Entirely new to the motion picture
fan will be Captain Herbert Cam
wood, an English actor of highest
standing and who has had wonderful
experience abroad in the companies
of Sir Herbert Tree and Oscar Ashe.
On the other side, before the war, he
made a wonderful hit in "Kismet"
and was highly praised in his art
istic work in "Mameena," "Red
Lamp," the great tragedy, "Pompey,
the Great," and many Shakespearean
productions. During the great world
war he went to France as a Captain
with the Manchester Regiment and
after taking part in all of the big en
gagements during the first two years,
was captured and spent twenty-two
months in prison from where he es
caped only to be recaptured when
crossing the Austrian line.
Playing valet to strenuous "Doug"
is the part that Albert McQuarrie
has been cast for. The part is by no
I means a minor one for the valet in
j this case has the "follow the leader"
I stunt to do, with "Doug" as "leader."
I Kathleen Clifford is supporting
"Doug" in the role of the sweet
young girl with whom he falls in
love. She is one of the best known
and widely talked about stars in pic
tures. Daisy Robinson, another of the
cast, has been before the public since
a child, having played with Joseph
Jefferson, Maud Arams, Olga Neth
ersole and o'thers.
Although we mention but six of
the cast supporting "Doug" there are
many who have similar parts in the
strenuous picture. In a number-of
scenes, particularly the flooding of an
entire town, there were over a thou
sand healthy and husky extras.
LIME FROM STATE PLANT
CAN BE HAD BY JUNE 30
Agricultural lime from the state
lime plant at Gold Hill is expected
for distribution soon after the middle
of June, when the plant starts oper
ations. Prices have not been accurately
determined but will be based on cost
of production. The state lime board
now thinks the figures will run from
$4 to $4.50 a ton in car lots, f. o. b.
Gold Hill.
The reopening of the plant was
delayed by the death of Benton Bow
ers, chairman of the board. The va
cancy uill be filled by appointment
by Governor Ben W. Olcott. The
appointment of C. W. Courtney as
superintendent is announced by A.
B. Cordley, secretary of the board
and dean of agriculture at 0. A. C.
Farmers who need agricultural
lime in car lots may place their or
ders with Dean Cordley, secretary,
at Corvallis. Farmers needing less
than a car lot may club their orders
with other fanners of the district and
order cooperatively. All orders re
quire cash in advance.
As Clear as Mud
The man had just informed the
Pullman agent that he wanted a Pull
man berth.
"Upper or lower?" asked the
agent.
"What's the difference?" asked
the man.
"A difference of fifty cents in this
case," replied the agent. "The lower
is higher than the upper. The higher
price is for the lower. If you want
it lower you will have to go higher.
We sell the upper lower than the
lower. In other words, the higher
the lower. Most people don't like the
upper, although it is lower on ac
count of it being higher. When you
occupy an upper you have to get
down when you get up. You can
have the lower if you pay higher. The
upper is lower than the lower be
cause it is higher. If you are will
ing to go higher, it will be lower."
But the poor man had fainted!
A Nose for Trade.
An Auburn, Mo., merchant named
Myers decided to quit business and
offered to sell his stock to a born
trader of the neighborhood named
Mernweather at what it invoiced
$1,900. "I won't take it at that,"
said Merriweather. "I'll give you
twenty-five cents for every article
and package in the store." Myers
thought of his big line of lead and
slate pencils worth a cent apiece and
agreed. Two men were hired to heij,
check up. Slate pencils, clothes pins,
STILL SAWING WOOD
AT 101
vwK vii sawing wwu aqa IOP
get your age ii the living idvic of
lames A. Rocheford who ii ihown
here celebrating hit 101st birthday
at the old buck saw. Th picturt
was taken at hi) home la-Brighton,
Mass., last week. Hii wife, 84
years old, assisted him to make'
merry. He ays a little exercise
after passing 100 year it just at
enjoyable as - before reaching the
century mark and to this practica
he attributti hi joy in life,
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JUDGE GARY 18
LvWfS FAITHFUL
TO HIS
TRUST
packages of chewing gum and papers
of pins were listed at 25 cents each,
so were automobile tires, barrels of!
sugar and coffee. An egg was worth '
as much as a 50-yard bolt of cotton. 1
lhe result was that Merriweather
bought the stock for $1,866.25, or
just $33.75 less than the invoice
price. You can't beat a born trader.
Capper's Weekly.
His Catch Uncertain.
Tommy had been playing truant
from school, and had spent a long
beautiful day fishing. On his way
back he met one of his young cron
ies, who accosted him with the us
ual question, "Catch anything?"
At this tommy, in all the con
sciousness of guilt, quickly respond
ed: Aint been home yet. Na
tional Republican.
Not Possible.
When a lady who was "burning up
the road" on the boulevard was over
taken by a traffic otticer and motioned
to stop, she indignantly asked:
What do you want with me?
"You were running forty miles an
hour," answered the otticer.
"Forty miles an hour? Why, offi
cer, I haven't been out an hour," said
the lady.
"Go ahead," said the officer, "That
is a new one on me." Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Verv Capable.
A sea captain, holding a glass of
lime-juice approvingly up to the
light, said:
"Navies are different today from
what they used to be. A man was
talking to an old sailor. The sailor
said:
" 'Yes, sir, my boss was in the
navy, too.'
'In the navy, was he?' said the
man. 'What was his official capacity,
may I ask?
" 'Four to five quarts, sir,' said the
old sailor. Washington Star.
Feminine Accounting.
"My wife made out an itemized ex
pense account for last month," said
Mr. Dubwaite.
"Could you learn from her state
ment just what she bought?"
"No. Most of her purchases were
listed as Etc. Birmingham Age
Herald. Recalls the Past.
"You will have to rewrite this scen
ario," said the movie producer. "You
make the leading character a wait
ress and our five-thousand-dollar-a-week
star refuses to play."
"Why?" asked the playwright.
"She used to be one." Birming
ham Age-Herald.
A Joke That Recoiled.
A young man was walking up and
down the platform of a country rail
road junction in England trying to
see a car that had a vacant seat. He
A BIRD IN HAND IS BETTER THAN
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to trade at home in the long
didn't find it, and assuming an official
air, he walked up to the last car and
announced in stentorian tones: "All
out here; this car isn't going."
There were exclamations loud and
deep from lhe occupants of the car,
but all piled out and made their way
to cars ahead. The smile on the
young man's face increased as he
took possession of a seat and appro
priated another for his luggage.
"Ah," he murmured, "it's a grand
thing to be born clever! Now I wish
they'd start."
By and by the stationmaster put his
head in the door: "Are you the smart
young man who said this car wasn't
going?"
"Yes," said the clever one, smiling.
"Well," said the stationmaster,
with a grin also, "it isn't. The brake
man heard what you said, and he un
coupled it. He thought ou were
a director." Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph. Jazz Ei fct.
"I like your jazz orchestra,' said
the proprietor of the beanery.
"Huh?"
"But I guess we do have more rat
tling of dishes than any other joint
in town." Louisville Courier-Journal.
A Triumph of Truth.
A merchant had advertised for a
boy. Late in the afternoon a red
headed, freckle-faced blue eyed,
honest looking boy applied for the
job.
"Do you like to work? asked the
merchant.
" No, sir," replied the boy.
"Then you can have the job," re
plied the merchant. "You are the
first boy who's been here today who
didn't lie about it and say yes."
Cincinnati Enquirer.
TEN FOOT COFFIN FOR
TALLEST MAN
10 ft.
9 ft. 9 in.
XAlioa rWnarit Cnvne. 18 rears
old of Anthon, la, died the other
day H marked the passing of the
tallest man in the world. He was
8 feet, 2 inchei talL For his burial
at Dubuque, la., it was necessary
for a casket company to make a
special coffin, the largest erer built.
Casket and box hown here as
compared to average man meas
ured 9 feet 9 inches; and 10 feet
respectively.
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HEN you order a piece of goods by
mail, you know nothing about the
quality of the article delivered until
it has been tested by use. Having
been used and found wanting, you
have to go to the trouble of sending
it a long distance back for long-distance
satisfaction, a very rare bird
indeed.
Trade in a. home store and you
get quality. The local merchant
must carry quality or his neighbors
will not trade with him. And if
there ha been bad quality acciden
tally, it is only a step into his store
to show him the error.
The merchants of our town have
bo!h 5uality and Price' If wi"
onlv figure out the common sense
of ft, you will find that it is cheaper
run, and the short run, too.
Heppner
Oregon
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