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Courteous Service
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serve you'? If not. just phone Main 362 or ask one of our
drivers. Once a customer, always a customer.
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A. Z. BARNARD
LICENSED DRAYMAN
Transfer and General Hauling
HEAVY OR LIGHT WORK HANDLED
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PvVy CAIOLH-USHINGOa. f
The Sign
of a Service
At First-class Garages
and other Dealers
"You'll Always Find"
says the Good Judge
That you get more
genuine satisfaction
at less cost when
you use this class of
tobacco.
A small chew last
so much longer than
a big chew of the
ordinary kind. And the full, rich real
tobacco taste gives a long lasting chewing
satisfaction.
Any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew
will tell you that. '
Put up m two styles
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
A Dollar Bill
WILL
WILL start a savings account at this bank.
WILL put you on the n-al road to real
saving.
WILL earn interest virile you save more.
WILL help build a wall between you and
hardship.
WILL make you think more of yourself.
WILL make others think more of you.
WILL turn vour ambition into real success.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK-
Heppner
Oregon
FAMOUS GIRL BEAUTY GIVES HINTS ON GRADUATION FROCKS
t' 'tirA boned frock of white has a baby xli.-t,
VrXO1 blue bodice and is trimmed with NCi rCr
tJi--W-X blue curled ribbon. The dropped NCji
W '
Swept girl graduates who have
already started to plan their grad
uation frocks may well take a hint
from the girlish styles worn by
the beautiful Natalie Manning. On
the left the bera filed and berib-
boned frock of white has a baby
blue bodice and is trimmed with
blue curled ribbon. The dropped
shoulder effect is. from grand
mother's day and promises to be
very popular this season. On the
right is a dainty frock of embroid
ered handkerchief linen and with
hemstitching adding to the bodice.
It has a beautiful lace yoke. In
the center -a pleasing arrange
ment of hair. Miss Manning la
the theatrical And of the season
and is appearing with Madge Ken
nedy In the Henry W. Savage pro
duction of "Cornered."
While Farm Protected!
U. S. Market Is Saved
Puaidmav Fncnvcv nc YVavc Avn
Means Committee Explains j
Anti-Dimping Clause
Washington, April 30. That the
anti-dumping clause in the emer
gency tariff bill, which has passed
the House and is before the Sen
ate, will save the country from an
inundation of foreign goods made
by cheaper labor is contended by
Chairman Fordney, of the House
Ways and Means committee. He
says :
"The principle underlying the ad
opted measure of additional duty to
be added in prevention of dumping,
particularly where the tariff valua
tions are upon foreign market values,
is to add such an amount of duty
as will equalize sales at less than
the foreign home market value of
foreign export value or cost of pro
duction with profit added, whichever
may be the highest, thereby making
it unprofitable to dump goods on the
market of the United States at less
prices. If the seller of the goods
is compelled to add as duty the dif
ference between the sales price and
what he would receive by selling
in the otherwise highest obtainable
market, all reward or inducement to
dumping is removed.
"Several countries of the world in
the presence of the experience now
being undergone by this country have
enacted such legislation. It protects
our industries and labor against a
now common species of commercial
warfare of dumping goods on our
markets at less than cost or home
value, if necessary, until our markets
are destroyed, whereupon the dump
ing ceases and prices are raised at
above former levels to recoup dump
ing losses. By this process, while
temporarily cheaper prices are had,
our industries are being destroyed,
after which we more than repay in
higher prices. Moreover, the provi
sions as drafted will compel payment
when the export price is less than
the home-market sale price as no
exists in many lines of industry of
a corresponding equalizing duty.
"This bill contains the additional
and necessary safeguard that where
the goods are consigned and not sold
or agreed to be sold until after they
pass out of customs custody, bond
to pay any additional antidumping
duty herein provided and subse
quently determined shall be given.'
HUGHES THAWS OUT.
Washington, April 30. Beyond
question one of the members of the
Cabinet most talked about at Wash
ington is Charles E. Huhges, Secre
tary of State. In fact, there is a
distinct Hughes wave, and remote
indeed from the centers of power
and of gossip is the place in official
or social Washington that has not
Felt the influence of this wave.
It is the story of two Hughes
how one has supplanted the other in
the popular mind.
The Hughes personality, as it
stands out today, took official Wash
ington completely by surprise. The
unfailing smile, the hearty hand
shake, frankly caused astonishment.
A cold, calculating, austere, self-centered
and had been expected at the
State Department. Officials and min
or employes there had looked for
a chill in the air as he approached;
a brusqueness of greeting as he en
tered; a sharp closing of the door
with orders that none was to be tol-
MY STAR
BY JUDGE HENRY NEIL
Father of Mothers' Pensions
Who said, "Hitch your wagon
to a star?"
Who needs inspiration from afar?
pod hitched my wagon to my star,
j MY MOTHER; '
' Afar or near, long day or year.
! I need no other.
erated near the official sanctum un
less summoned to appear.
And then came the revelation. A
smile and a cheery word of greeting
for everybody and Mr. Hughes was
on the job. Officials who were re
quested to drop in to see him came
away, their faces expressing a
strange mixture of unbelief and plea
sure. There could be no mistake in
the identity of the man, for the fam
ous whiskers were there, although
somewhat more closely cropped than
in the old days.
"Yes, it's Hughes, all right," com
mented one visitor; "but what I want
to know is, where's the faker who
said he was an iceberg?"
SMILE AWHILE
Not for Feminine Ears.
"Why do you sit there tooting the
automobile horn?" asked a passing
friend.
"My husband told me to so that
I wouldn't hear his remarks while
he is fixing the machine." Boston
Transcript.
Doing Him A Favor.
A man who had been running a
dubious business failed, and at a
meeting of his creditors all but one
agreed to accept his four-months'
note for ten cents on the dollar. The
debtor took this man aside and by
promising to make him a preferred
creditor he won him over.
When the others had departed,
the man said, "Well, now, I should
like what's coming to me."
"Oh," replied the debtor, "you
won't get anything any more than the
others."
"But I thought I was a preferred
creditor."
"So you are. These notes won't
be paid when they fall due, but it
will take the others four months to
find it out you know it now, so you
see- you are preferred." Boston
Transcript.
Knew What He Was Doing.
Photoplay Writer But look here!
This character is supposed to fje a
very homely man, and you have cast
for that part the handsomest man in
your company.
Director Oh, he'll be homely
enough when the camera man and
the developer get through with him.
You see, he's engaged to the star, and
both those boys are in love with her.
Film Fun.
Salesmanship.
"Were you arrested for speeding?"
"Yes," replied Mr. Chuggins, "af-
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ter considerable difficulty. Now 1
guess mebbe I'll be able to sell that
car of rujne. I've got the official re
cords to show it'll go more than ten
miles an hour." Washington Star.
Force ok Habit.
"Our new motor salesman is run
ning up a big expense account."
"How's that?"
"Well, he used to be a whiskey
drummer and he wants to treat every
body to an automobile." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Light Headed.
The lights were low, and stillness
reigned in the back parlor. Present
ly a female voice was heard:
"Freddie, dear!"
"Yes, angel."
"Does my head seem heavy on
your shoulder?"
"No, darling. It is very light, in
deed V'Yonkers Statesman.
Still the Winner.
The other night a young man was
visiting his best girl, and he stayed
on and on until she became very
sleepy indeed. Also she had to work
the next day and thought it time for
him to go home. Finally she said:
"Don't you think you had better
'phone for a taxi to go home in?
It's so late now and there have been
several robberies out in this part of
town after midnight."
The young man was visibly pleas
ed at her suggestion.
"Oh, yes, please do," he returned.
"I'm not afraid, but the taxi will take
me home so much faster than I can
walk that I can stay at least an hour
longer." Indianapolis News.
Her Object.
"Maud wouldn't say a word to the
reporter about her case unless he'd
promise to print her picture."
"Vanity, I suppose."
"No, business. She says that in
her previous divorce case her photo
graph got her a new husband almost
mmediately." Boston Transcript.
None But the Best.
Much perturbed twelve-year-old
Rosie rushed into the hospital dis
pensary bearing on her arm the
young hopeful of her family in the
form of a two-year-old boy, "I wanta
doctor, I wanta doctor!" she ex
claimed. "Itzy swallowed some am
monia and my mother wants to know
if it'll do him anything." The ad
mitting physician, endeavoring to
find out the strength of the liquid
supposedly causing the excitement
asked the child what kind it was. De
lighted to show the family affluance,
Rosie puffed up with pride and an
nounced in her grandest manner,
"Oh, Doctor, it was the very best
kind." Survey.
Sympathetic.
Little Mary Ellen McKee is, as she
terms it, "just half past four," and
lives around the corner from the
Union Hospital in Terre Haute. Re
cently she received a tricycle which
she rides morning, noon and night.
At first her rides were confined to
her own street, but the other day
she wished to ride around the corner.
"But the little sick children at
the hospital will see you, and then
they'll be unhappy because they
can't ride, too," her mother told her.
Mary Ellen was silent a minute.
Then she said earnestly, "Well, then
mother, I won't ride it past the hos
pital. When I get in front of it I'll
get off and push it like it was hard
work, and then they won't be unhap
py. They'll be glad they can lie in
bed and not have to push things like
tricycles." Indianapolis News.
Matter of Life and Death.
A minister who guarded his morn
ing study hour very carefully told
the new maid that in no circumstan
ces were callers to be admitted ex
cept, or course, he added, in case of
life and death.
Half an hour later the maid knock
ed at his door.
"A gentleman to see you, sir."
"Why, I thought I told you--"
"Yes, I told him," she replied, "but
he savs its a question of life and
death."
So he went down stairs and found
an insurance agent.--Houston Post.
Tact.
Madam, the chapeauist, had bought
six hats. Trying one of them on the
first customer, who was thin, she
said:
"It makes you look plump!"
And the first hat was sold.
To the second customer, who was
fat, she said:
"It makes you look thin!"
And the second hat was sold.
To the third customer, who was
florid, she said:
"It makes you look pale!"
And the third hat was sold.
To the fourth customer, who was
pale, she said :
"It gives you such a healthy
glow!"
And the fourth hat was sold.
To the fifth customer, who was
tall she said:
"It decreases your height."
And the fifth hat was sold.
To the sixth customer, who was
short, she said:
"It adds considerably to your
height!"
And the sixth hat was sold.
And all of the six hats were alike!
Toirn Topics.
THIS IS THE AGE OF
GREAT INVENTIONS.
THEY ARE NOW
INITIATING IMITATION
BUTTER.
The Farm Loan Situation.
Farm loans and credit to agricul
ture must be cared for by the farm
mortgage banks and private loan or
ganizations. Ordinary bank loans are limited to
six months to enable a farmer to put
in a crop and market the same, what
are called liquidatable loans to turn
over the season's work.
The federal and state farm loan
organizations are necessary but the
great bulk of the long-time farm
mortgage loans will still be carried
by bankers and financial organiza
tions that make that u specialty.
There should be the utmost co-operation
of banking and money-loaning
organizations, private and public,
to carry the farmers over the period
of readjustment that has borne heav
iest on the producer.
The feature of the Federal Farm
Loan act exempting Federal Farm
Loan Bonds from taxation is unfair
to private farm loan banks which,
will always have to carry the bulk
of the farm loans and it is unfair
to the general taxpayer. Taxing
these bonds the same as other pri
vate bonds would in no way injure
the working of the act and it would
close one of the loopholes now used
for tax dodging by rich investors.
When the President pulls his
shovel and yells "Hello" 1
fou Don't Often See Unusual Snapshots Like These of
the First Man of the Nation in Action.
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I1ARD1NG GREETS FRIEND I HARDING PLANTS A TREE.
IN A WINDOW 1 GOOD BOY