THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPXER, ORE., THURSDAY, OCT. 14, 1915
PAGE TTTREE
PROFESSIONAL COLl'MX
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Gunn Building,
HEPPNER, OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN
DENTIST
Offices over the
New Poatoftice.
HEPPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DYE
DENTIST
Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore
C. E. WOODSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Palace Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Offce on west end of May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner,
F. H. ROBINSON
LAWYER
IONE :-: :-: :-: :-: -: OREGON
Knappenberg & Johnson
ATTORNEYS
AND COUNCELORS AT LAW
IONE
OREGON
CLYDE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLORS
Three doors south of Postoffice,
Shavlne 25c Haircutting ibC
Bathroom in connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doors North Palace Hotel.
TONSORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING 26c
H. BODE
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER
OREGON
W. L. SMITH
ABSTRACTER
Only complete set of abstract
books in Morrow County.
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
'Tailoring That Satisfies"
LOUIS PEARSON
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
F. M. DYE, M. D.
DENTIST
Permanently located in Odd Fel
lows Building, Rooms 4 and 6.
" HEPPNER. ORGEON
R. A. REDIFER
Music Instructor
VIOLIN, PIANO AND
WIND INSTRUMENTS
HEPPNER, OREGON
Telephone your orders to Hum
preys Drug Co. for the sawing of
your wood.
When
you
need
two-vision
lenses be
sure to get
KRYPTOK
v LENSES
(Worn by over 250,000 people)
Forin all othertwo-vlsion lenses
there is a line or seam between
the near and far vision portions
that makes the wearer look less
than his best, and unmistakably
brands mm or ncr with a sign
ot age.
Kryptoki are double-vision lenses
that look exactly like regular one-
B
m vision lenses Decauae there are
SOME U' THE BEST
At
Dr. Winnard can supply
these lenses
Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded.
VJhat Are
YOU Worth
From the
up?
It Isestimnted (hat
the average nmn is
worth 92 a day from
the neck down what
Is he worth from the
Deck up?
'mat aenenfls en
tirely upon trninlnff.
If you are trained so
that you plan and
direct work you arc
worth ten times as
much as the mnn
who can work only
under onlers.
The Inttrnitlinal
Corrtipondtnci Ichsoti
jo to the man who is
struggling along on
small pay and say to
him. ' We will train
you for promotion
right where ou are,
or we will quality
you to take up a
more congenial lino
ot work at a much
higher Salary',"
hvery month sev
eral hundred stu
dents voluntarily
report advancemrnt
as the direct result
of 1. C. S. training.
on nwl not leave
your present work,
or vmir own io:n.
Mark this coupon at
once and mail it.
to?
lfltcrna:inaal corroooaikDee spools
9 part, now t cut nu
piuicBsifin iirinre w ;i
immi tanner otiikhtiou uu
i 1 1 v lot the p;.i,"n, trade, or ,
ich I have market! X.
Automobile Ru ining
Poultry Firming
Bookkeeper
SterUigrtpher
Advertising Man
Show-Cird Writing
Window Trimminff
Commerdil Illuitrst,
Industrial Designing
Architectural lraft.
CfarmlH Spanish
I.tiMKunKc P11"
Hanking i'"an
Civil JfrvlceUlult4n
Ui'tlrirul Wlreman
( li'ftrii'al Kiiu'ifcf
Mcclianiml Driilttmin
Mechanical Engineer
Telephone F.xpcrt
Stationary Engineer
Textile Manufacturing
Civil Engineer
Building Contractor
Architect
roncreee Constnict'n
Plumbing, Steam Fttt'g
Mine I-or em a ti
Mine Superintendent
St. & No
Citv
J.N.McKinne!lReMgr.
202 McKay BWg., Portland
RED FRONT
Livery & Feed
Stables
WILLIS STEWART, Proprietor.
irst Class Livery Rigs
Xot For Himself.
Donald, a boy of ten years, had
been sent to an apothecary store and
told to Ret a package of cigarettes for
his father and a rubber nipple for his
baby sister's nursing bottle. The
druggist declined to give the boy
the cigarettes fearing that he wanted
them for himself. Indignant because
of this impugning of his veracity af
ter he had said that the cigarettes
were for his father, the boy said,
"Huh! I s'pose you think that
the nipple is for me, too, don't you?"
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His Thought
The recruiting had been good, and
the orator of the occasion felt reas
onably well satisfied with himself,
It would be graceful, he thought, to
speak a few concluding words to the
score of men who had dedicated
themselves to "King and Country."
"And what will you think when
you see the flag of the Empire stand
ing out from its staff, above the field
of battle?" the speaker demanded,
his face alight with patriotic fervor.
"Standin' straight out, Gov'nor?"
a stolid recruit questioned earnestly.
"Why, er, yes!" the orator re
sponded in some confusion.
"I should think, then," the future
Tommy announced gravely, "that the
wind was blowln' 'ard!"
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His Worst Fears Confirmed.
Carraway was craning his neck for
a better view of the turkey.
"Rubber!" said the landlady.
"I feared as much," said Carra
way with a sigh.
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Sale Hot
"He is a good salesman, Isn't he,
Henry?" asked Mrs. Peck.
"Good saleman?" replied Henry
Peck. "Is he a good salesmann? That
man, Belinda, could sell water heat
ers to Brigham Young; yes, and he
could have sold 'em to Solomon, and
the Lord only knows how many wives
Soloman had to keep him in hot wa
ter!" till
Unseemly Hate.
Joy Rider (stopped by rural con
stable) Haven't we got any rights
left in this country, Doesn't the' con
stitution guarantee us life, liberty
and the pursuit of happiness?
Constable It don't guarantee no
man the pursuit of happiness at 90
miles an hour.
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(retting Hark ut the Priest.
An Irishman was reproved by his
priest for eating sausages on Friday,
"Sure, Father Tim, ye don't call
sausages meat?" he protested.
Certainly they are meat," said his
reverence.
The next day the Irishman appear
ed at the priest's house with a load
of sawdust.
"But, Michael, I did not order any
sawdust; it was wood I ordered."
"And isn't it wood I've brought
ye?"
"No, it isn't; it's saw dust."
"But, Father Tim, if sausage it
meat, sure isn't sawdust wood?"
Boston Transcript.
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Faming His Tip.
"Now, guard," said Mr. Pilklngton
to the English railway official, "re
member if I have this carriage all to
myself for the entire journey, you
will receive a half crown from me
"Very good, sir," said the guard
and he locked the door and went to
his brake to think how he could in
vest that half crown when he got It.
All went well till they got to a sta
tion about the middle of the journey
and then an irascible gentleman
pulled at the door of Pilkington's
carnage.
Guard, guard he called, "open
this door! I know your tricks. I've
got the right to travel In this carriage
and I mean to do it!
The guard hurried up; but, wonder
of wonders, he whispered a few words
to the irascible gentleman, after
which that gentleman went quietly
away to seek room elsewhere.
How did you manage it?" Pllk
ington asked the guard at the end of
the journey, as he pressed the prom
ised half crown into his hand. "How
did you manage to get that bad-tempered
old chap to go away so quietly?"
"Oh, that was easy," replied the
guard. "I only just told 'im you
were a bit wrong in the 'ead." Phil
adelphia Ledger.
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Just Like a Woman.
Lady What will you charge me
INDUSTRIAL ITEMS OF
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kept constantly on hand and for the use of a horse aud bussy for
can be furnished on short no- Liveryman it win cost you $2
tice to parties desiring to drive for the first hour and for eadl ad
r 0 riltlnnnlhnur
into the interior. First class Lady Well. I'll use it for two ad
ditional hours. I've got some shop
ping to do and will not require It for
the first hour. New York Sun.
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Easily Satisfied.
He A maid must not expect such
lovers as she finds in books. Few
men are paragons.
She Oh! I should not expect a
paragon. I should be satisfied with
a lover, young, handsome, brave, no
ble and unselfish. Dayton Herald.
Hacks and Buggies
Call around and see us.
We cater to the
Commercial Travel
ers and Camping
Parties
WlKTmi Pit mon or. tvlfo
and Can furnish rigg and driv- position on stock farm, sheep pre
fir on short notif!. ferred. Thorough knowledge of
HEPPNER - - - OREGON ;0'Z: NochUdren- at th,s
The Dalles has a new soap factory,
The Ashland ice plant will move to
Medford.
Salmon canneries on the Umpqua
have opened.
The new creamery at Unity is near
ly completed.
The Hill lines will feature Oregon
cranberries on their diners.
Drainage district is being organiz
ed on Ten Mile, Coos Bay.
Crown Point on Columbia High
way will have $20,000 hotel.
Gold ore running M0 a ton report
ed one mile west of Buncom.
Prospect for railroad orders brigh
tens the lumber market outlook.
The Oregon cranberry crop is
good, price around $10 a barrel.
J. B. Miller Logging Camps on
Depot slough are again in operation
Prlneville is planning a big Irriga
tion scheme with a canal and dam
The St. Helens Ship Building Co.
is busy on a 5-mast auxiliary schoon
er.
The largest grain crop the North
west hag ever grown is now harvest
ed.
Report state that the C. A. Smith
pulp mill will Boon start at Marsh
field.
The Geo. W. Moore sawmill at To
ledo is preparing to. resume operations.
Tacoma capitalists have bought the
White Mine near La Grande for ?30
000.
Present conditions indicate that
North Bend mill will operate all
winter.
744 head of cattle shipped from
Ashland recently brought the owners
$45,000.
The Bandon cheese factory turned
out 50,000 pounds of cheese In 6
months.
An effort is being made for a
bridge across the Willamette at Har
risburg. Stockholders of the Canby Canning
Co. are figuring on starting a cheese
factory.
The Warren Construction Co. is
rushing its bitulithic paving contracts
at North Bend.
Eugene has shipped clover seed
east for the first time, $10,000 worth
going in two cars.
119,000 acres of land has been
thrown open for settlement in South
Central Oregon.
Spaulding Logging Co. will at
tempt to colonize its logged-off land
at Black Rock.
A soft-olling trolly wheel manu
factured at Hausser, Oregon, ran 38
days without oiling.
About 1000 men are now working
on the Oregon Eastern Railway from
Riverside to Harriman.
Reports state that Oregon-Utah
sugar company has been organized to
build a factory in Rogue River Val
ley.
The fight to reduce taxes and to
do away with Industry killing legis
lation and regulation was never be
fore carried on in such a determined
manner by the citizens of the northwest.
Manager Thompson of the Sixes
River mines near Bandon, has a crew
of men working on the construction
of a flume. A sawmill is being con
structed, and the cost of the flume
aud mill combined will be about
$150,000.
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1080 ACRES OF DEEDED LAND
FOR SALE
ONE OF THE BEST
COMBINATION
RANCHES IN
THE COUNTY.
370 acres of this is wheat land now in culti
vation. The balance is pasture land,
well watered, with government land
adjoining. 130 acres fenced
hog-tight.
$14,500
Good Terms
CONSULT
SMEAD & CRAWFORD
Heppner, Oregon
Manufacturers' & Land Products Kx
)Ksition Covers Many Sections
of State.
Portland, Oct. 3 (Speiial) More
than one-half of the total area of Ore
gon and more than two-thirds of the
state's population will be represented
by twenty-one counties at the Man
ufacturers' & Land Products Show,
opening October 25.
The twenty-one counties have a
total of 34,168,960 acres with a pop
ulation of 646,494. Malheur county,
with its 6,325,120 acres is the great
est county in area to take part in
tiie exposition. Multnomah, in which
is located Portland, the state's larg
est city, has the greatest population,
but is the smallest in land area.
Up to October 11, fourteen days be
fore the date set for the opening of
the exposition, the following coun
ties had space reserved for the great
est show of the kind ever staged in
the Northwest:
County Population Area
GET THE UP-TO-DATE STYLES, AND
The Best In Workmanship And Fabric
PEARSON, The Tailor
Is now located in his new quarters on Main
Street, and is displaying the finest line of sam
ples of Fall and Winter suitings ever brought
to town. Step in and look them over and make
your selection early. -:- -:- -:- .;.
CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIR WORK
Polk 16,159 453,760
.Morrow 4,292 1,296,000
Hood River 7,815 347,520
.Malheur 13,913 6,325,120
Marion 46,919 764,160
I'matilla 23,270 2,030,720
Klamath 11,367 3,839,360
Wasco 18,694 1,499,520
Crook 12,799 3,825,920
Clackamas 36,819 1,192,960
Haker 20,375 1,958,400
Columbia 12,206 423,680
Multnomah ....300,000 288,640
Union 17,882 1,335,680
Linn 25,675 1,435,520
Wallowa 9,536 2,012,800
Jackson 27,144 1,815,040
Washington.... 23,270 476,840
Lincoln 6,702 645,120
Wheeler 2,872 1,090,560
Josephine 8,785 1,120,640
HEPPNER WOOD YARD
E. E. BEEMAN, Prop.
Dealer In
Wood and Coal
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Leave orders with Slocum Drug Co. or phone Main 60.
646,494 34,168,960
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
For a Game of Ten Pins
VISIT THE
. NEW BRUNSWICK
SANDERSON & CRAWFORD, PROPS.
Pocket Billiards and a Good Time
UPPER END OF MAIN STREET.
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