THK GAZETTE-TIMES. HEFPNER. ORE., THVRSDAY. Jl'NE 24, 1915
Pin? THREE
PROFESSIONAL COLUMN
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
Physician & Surgeon
Office In Gunn Bulldlns.
HKPPNER. OREGON
Dr. N. E. WINNARD
Physician & Surgeon
Office in Fair Building
HEPPNER - - OREGON
Dr. F. N. CHRIS TENSEN
DENTIST
Offices! over the
New Postoffice.
HEFPNER, OREGON
A. D. McMURDO, M. D.
Physician & Huigeon
Office in Patterson Drug Store
HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON
Dr. JOHN B. DYE
DENTIST
Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore.
C. E. WOODSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office In Plae Hotel,
Heppner, Oregon
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTOTtNKY.AT-LAW
Offce on wetJt end ot May Street
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTRNEY.AT-LAW
Office u Court House, Heppwc:.
F. H. XOBINSON
LAWYER
IONS
-: :-: -: OREEON
Kn&ijpenberg & Johnson
ATTORNEYS
AUaiCOUNCELORS AT LW
IONK :-: :-: :-: :-: 0RH30N
CLYEE and DICK WELLS
SHAVING PARLORS
Three fioors south of Postoffice.
Shaving 25c Haircuttin 36c
RsiJuroom In connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Doers North Palace Hotel.
TUMORAL ARTISTS
FINE BATHS SHAVING U
J. H. BODJE
MERC1UNT TAILOR
HEPPNER :: :-: :-: OREGON
FOR FINE UP-TO-DATE HOMES
See
T. G. DENNISEE
ARCHITECT and CONTRACTOR
W.L. SMITH
ABSTRACTER
Only complete set ot abstract
books In Morrow County.
HEPPNER :-: :-: :: OREGON
CLOTHES CLEANING AND
PRESSING
MRS. G. A. FISCHER
Upper Main Street, Heppner, Ore.
"Tailoring That BatiiSes"
LOUIS PEARSON
MERCHANT TAILOR
HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON
E. E. VICKERS
PAINTER
Phone 562
HEPPNER
OREGON
PRINTING TO PLEASE
YOU.
This is the specialty of
THE U.-T. PRINTERY.
Anything from a card to a
catalogue.
no more necessary
than Smallpox. Arm?
experience bu drmonstratol
the almost miraculous effi
cacy, ind humlesroett.af Antityphoid Vaccination.
Be Taccinated NOW by yom physician, you and
your family. It Is more vital than house insurance.
Ask your physician, druggist, or send for "Have
you bad Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine,
results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers.
THE CUTTEIt LA5ORAT0RY, BERKELEY, CAL
VaoStlCIH VACC1MM BltU US UHKI . S. MV.
Livery
& Feed
Stables
WILLIS STEWART, Proprietor.
First Class Livery Rigs
kept constantly on hand and
can be furnished on short no
tice to parties desiring to drive
into the interior. First class
Hacks and Buggies
Call arouad and see us.
We cater to the
Commercial Travel
ers and Camping
Parties
and can furnish rigs and driv
er on short notice.
HEPPNER
OREGON
For Sale.
75 cords wood, $2.50. 3000 fsssts
4c each. Near Slflcum Mill. Raul
them yourself.
PHELPS "GROCERY CO.
THE CONFECTIONERY
HARDMAX OREGON
.
WILL SERVE JOE CREAM HERE
AFTER ON SATURDAYS AND
SUNDAYS.
COMPLETE IONK OF rONFEC
TIOXERt FRUITS IN
SEASON.
W. H. AYERS, Proprietor
-HONEY"
The mint makes It and under the
terms of the CONTINENTAL MORT
GAGE COMPASIY you ran secure it
at 6 per cent for any legal purpose on
approved real estate. Uternis easy,
tell us your wants and we will co
operate with yotu.
PETTY COMP1NY
513 Pen I) am Bias iDtnver, Colo.
REDUCED PRITKS FOB ROUGH
DRY WORK.
We have reduced the price of
Rough Dry work to 8 cents a pound.
We iron all shnets, table cloths
towells and other flat rork and
starch and dry the other pieces
ready to dampen and iron.
No rough dry bundle taken for
less than flftv cents.
tf. HEPPNER LAUNDRY.
TO AUTO SPEEDERS.
It is very evident that many auto
owners fail to observe the ordinance
governing the speeding of machines.
All such will take warning that the
city ordinance will be strictly enforc
ed, and all violators of the speed law
will he brought to account. Please
be governed accordingly nnd save
trouble. W. W. SMEAD,
Mayor.
Kill The Flies.
Now is the time to swat the flies.
Kill one fly now and you will do bet
ter than killing a thousand later.
Clean up all filth, thereby destroy
ing their breeding places. Every
body get a swatter and kill the flies
as they appear.
DR. A. D. McMURDO,
City Health Officer.
ATTENTION MEMBERS FARMERS'
UNION.
The Semi-Annual meeting of the
Morrow County Farmers' Union will
be held on Saturday, June 26, at the
hour of 1 o'clock P. M-, at the County
Court House in Heppner, Oregon. It
is earnestly desired that every local
of the County be represented at this
meeting.
E. R. HUSTON, President
R. W. TURNER, Secretary.
Cheap House and Lot.
For sale at a bargain. Rigflt for
a small family. Good place for chick
ens. See Smead & Crawford,
NOTICE.
The city council has ordered all
past due accounts On the 1914 oiling
bill, collected. Property owners who
have failed to settle their accounts in
this respect are asked to pay when
the collector calls. tf.
We have a fine new Bungalow, a
good barn and two lots in Lents, Ore
gon, valued at $6000 to trade for
Morrow county land. If interested
come and see us. This property is
not over-priced.
SMEAD & CRAWFORD.
FOR TRADE.
A good rooming house in La
Grande for Morrow county property.
1 Inquire SMEAD & CRAWFORD.
TYPHOIDs
RED FRONT
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
AGO IN HEPPNER
The Heppner Gazette, June 26, 1890.
W. R. Stokes, of Portland, who
built the First National Bank build
ing, at this place, has the contract for
building the hotel.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Blaekman and
children leave Monday for San Fran
cisco, where Mrs. Blaekman and the
children will remain for the summer.
The senator will return in a few
weeks.
Col. J. W. Reddington got back to
old scenes in the Heppner country
last Saturday evening. This week
lie leaves for Desolation lake whore
Fred Wilmarth and Martin Anderson
are each seeking health, and at the
same time industriously presiding
over the destinies of a band of sheep
at the rate of $35 per month and
grub.
The contest between Joe Gibson
and L. W. Barnett last week, for the
office of justice of the peace, Lexing
ton precinct, was decided in favor of
Gibson. According to the count, Bar
nett was the winner, but it appears
that a ticket which should have been
thrown out was counted for him.
Judge Mitchell so decided, and there
fore the election stood a tie. They
then drew straws and Joe pulled the
long one.
The little son of Thomas Kimsey
was thrown from a horse up Willow
creek last February, sustaining a
fracture of the skull in the back part
of the head, and although receiving
no medical attention, has entirely re
covered. The extent ot the Injury
was not known until recently. A
piece of the skull the size of a half
dollar is entirely gone. The child's
recovery, under the tircumstances is
quite remarkable.
On last Saturday Evening while the
Heppner train "was nearing lone, it
ran into a band of horses. Om three
vear old Colt vas knocked from the
track, breaking one fore leg and oth
erwlse badly using him up. The
train was storpied and the engineer
called for a 'gun to kill the animal
butt here wars not a gun on the train
so the fireman finally succeeded in
killing the -poor brute w5th a sledge
hammer. A mule tied to a nearby
fence became frightened, pulling up
the post he was tied to and went
tearing around through the brush
kicking at the post tied to him, much
to the amusement of the passengers.
This morning as the family of Wm
Rush were sitting down to break'
fast, Mrs. Itush discovered that the
house was on fire. The alarm was
given and a crowd of excited people
soon gathered, but the fire had gath
ered such headway before being dis
covered that It was almost impossible
to extinguish U, ana had It not been
for the heavy rain yesterday and last
night, which soaked everything so
completely, the house could not have
been saved, at all, for when discover
ed the whole npstalrs was ablaze.
Mr. Rush heing in Portland, there
was no' one at home but Mrs. Rush
and Mr. and Mrs. Crabtree, and the
wonder is that the whole house was
not burned before assistance arrived.
The fire started up stairs over the kit
chen from a defective flue.
Oregon Dairymen Should Raise Their
Orni Calves.
Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
vallis, June 21, "There Is only one
practical way for the dairymen to in
crease the herd and that is to raise
his own calves," said Professor C. H.
Eckles, professor of dairy husbandry,
University of Missouri, when speak
ing before the dairymen's conven
tions during the Farmers' Week at
the Oregon Agricultural College.
"You can't buy good stock. Heifers
should be raised with a good deal of
care and atteniion. You say it costs
too much. But I believe that under
any ordinary conditions you can not
afford not to do it.
"They say about one cow out of
every three is not going to be a prof
itable animal. But success of the
dairy farmer depends to no slight ex
tent upon the careful rearing of the
calves. The careful dairyman sees
in every heifer calf the possibility of
a cow that will not only replace a dis
carded member of hie herd, but help
to raise the average production. By
proper care in the choice of the sire,
and by careful attention to the rear
ing of the calves, the dairyman who
is compelled to start with a herd of
ordinary quality may, within a few
years, raise the average of produc
tion of his herd to a marked extent.
On the other hand, carelessness in
breeding and in calf raising is bound
to result disastrously to a herd, or at
least to keep it at a standstill as far
as improvement is concerned."
Heroine "The Jungle" Coming.
Marion Ballou Fiske, heroine in
many human Interest tragedies
staged In that part of the tenderloin
of Chicago, the smoky city, made fa
mous by Upton Sinclair as the "Jun
gle" is coming. A student of human
hearts, she plays upon the strings of
emotion and sympathy and implants
a message in the mind of her hearers
as her fingers cartoon the greatest
pictures of life and her ready wit,
her versatile humor and crisp word
painting keep her hearers engrossed.
She unconsciously shapes their thots
about the higher things In life.
J. L. Wilkins is a philanthropist
That stunt he performed on Tuesday
of covering the crossings on Main
and May streets with sand was Just
the thing to abate the oil nuisance.
The last oiling of the streets has
failed to properly assimilate the dust
and the stuff adheres to your soles
and Is carried onto walks and inside
business houses to such an extent as
to he nnnnvine. This condition will
undoubtedly be past in a few more
days.
STORIES WITH SMILES
Old John, orangeman, that histori
cal personage who presides over the
affections of Harvard men, was show
ing strangers through the yard at
Harvard. On every hand they saw
the college seal, bearing this motto:
"f'hristo et Ecclesiae." Not being on
speaking terms with Cicero, Caesar,
and the other Romans, this did noth
ing but to arouse their curiosity. Fi
nally they asked John. "I say," said
one of the visitors, "I see these w ords
everywhere. Can you tell me what
they mean?" John looked carefully
at the Latin inscription, bit his pipe
a little harrted, and then replied,
gravely: "Oi don't jist know, but Oi
fink it means 'To hell with Yale.' "
San Francisco Argonaut.
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"Don't you care for any postcards
today?" asked the postal clerk, as lie
handed the mau the stamp he ha:l re
quested. "No, not today," said the
man. "Or some sta'mped envelopes.
We have some new ones." "No,
thank you." "Would you like a mon
ey order?" "No." "Or perhaps you
would like to open a postal savings
account." "I do not." "Then let
me advise you to rent one of our let
ter boxes." But the man had fled.
"Who was that fellow, and why did
you ask him all those questions?" S
asked a fellow clerk. "That,"
the other clerk, "Is my briber. For
years when he has shuved me he has
bothered me with, recommendations
of massages, shampoos, hair cuts and
hair tonics. I am even with him!
Philadelphia Ledger.
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According to the story they are
telling in New York the erman Kaiser
was complimenting a soldier named
Einstein, who had distinguished him
self on the field of battle. "I am
told," so the Kaiser is quoted as say
ing, "that you are a very poor man
and the only support of your aged
parents. Because of your poverty
you shall have your choice between
taking the Iron Cross or a hundred
marks." "Your majesty," inquired
the canny hero, "vat Is the cross
vorth in money?" "Notm uch," said
the emperor; "it is the honor that
makes it valuable. It Is worth per
haps two marks." "Veil, den," said
Private Einstein, drawing himself up
to his full height and saluting, "1 vill
take the Iron Cross and ninety-eight
marks In cash!" San Francisco Ar
gonaut. I I I I
Struggling Author (who has just
read his latest story to his wife)
There! That's the best thing I eveT
did. His Wife Yes, dear. What
magazine shall you send it to first?
Life.
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"I thought you liked your new
friends so much. So I do, but I
just had to give them up they own
such a cheap car." Puck.
Ill
"De vorld owes you a livln'," said
Uncle Eben, "but it's up to you
whether you gets it out'n yoh own
kitchen or in de bread line." Wash
ington Star.
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Mrs. Gray The window in my hall
has stained glass in it. Mrs Green
Too bad! Can't you find anything
that'll take the stains out? Topeka
Journal.
ill!
"There were plenty of other men
who wanted to marry me." "Yes,
and not one of the ungrateful hounds
has been around to even so much as
thank me." Toledo Blade.
I I I I
"I like this quaint little mountain
village of yours, waiter. I suppose
I can get plenty of oxygen here?"
"No, sir, we've got local option."
Sacred Heart Review.
III!
Crawford. I understand that his
matrimonial difficulties have been
settled. Grabsaw Yes; wife's rela
tives have agreed to maintain strict
neutrality. Life.
8 S I
Some time ago an office boy an
swering the telephone for the first
time in his life, and not knowing how
to use it, was told that when the bell
rang he was to answer It.
When, therefore, he heard It ring,
he picked up the receiver and shout
ed: "Halloa! Who's there?"
The answer came back:
"I'm one hundred and five."
"Qro on," said the boy. "It's time
you were dead." Philadelphia Rec
ord. 5 5 5 5
A San Francisco cjergyman recent
ly at the close of his sermon announ
ced that in the course of the week he
expected to go on a mission to the j
heathen. One of his parishoners ex
claimed, "why, my dear doctor, you
have never told us one word of this
before. It leaves us unprepared,
what shall we do?" "Brother," said
the minister solemnly, "I shall not
leave town,"
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Fair Autoist (who has broken
down on the road) i-Pardon me, sir,
but have you an extra plug. Country
Yokel No, ma'am, but you're wel
come to a chaw offen mine, ma'am.
Detroit Free Press.
III!
"So you worked your way through
college? Your father must be proud
of you." "Not much. He's the man
I worked." Boston Transcript.
III!
Spice.
A farmer wrote to the editor of an
agricultural paper as follows: "1
have a horse that has been afflicted
for the past year with periodical fits
of dizziness; Please let me know
what I should do to him, as he seems
to get worse Instead of better. I am
afraid he will be unlit for work if
something is not done soon." In the
next issue this answer anneared:
When the nag is looking all right,
s,u" "im to some one." San Francis
l co Argonaut.
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A Business Change.
AN JUNE 1st, Arthur Yickers took an interest with his
" father, E. E. Yickers, in the Wall Paper Store. This
boy served an apprenticeship with his father and has
worked in the leading shops of the United States and
British Colombia. We do not hesitate to promise the
people of Heppner and vicinity first class work at rea
sonable prices.
We do painting in all its branches. Paperhanging a Specialty.
Thanking the people for their liberal patronage, we solicit your
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