Liberty Meat Marker B. F. MATLOCK, Prop. The Best Beef, Pork, Mutton, Veal, Sausage and Home Cured Meats. t A STRICnTcASrTM JANUARY 1ft 1905 L T 7 0 Anatomy, Sanitation, ICenSe 1N0. L Embalming By Oregon State Board T T p A CC of Health to 1V1. W-WHi HAPPY WOMEN City Meat Market KINSMAN & HALL, Proprietors Beef, Pork, Mutton, Veal, SUGAR CURED HAMS Good Lard, About 10 lbs. $1.50 Lowest Prices on Meat for Harvest. Plenty of them in Ileppner, and Good Reason for It. ' Wouldn't any woman be happy, after years of backache suffering, days of misery, nights of unrett, the distre.-s of urinary troubles, when she finds freedom. Many readers will profit by the following: Mm. Victor Groshens, Heppner, Oregon, says: "I first learned of I oan's Kidney Pills when living in Pendleton about nix years uj-'o. For a long time my back ached constnnt- lv and I was induced to try Doan s Kidney Pills by readlnir of them In the ne wkiiii tiers. The erinteiits of two boxes drove the backache away.' "When Your Back is Lame Re member the Name." Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy ask dis tinctlv for Doan a mdnev fiiis the same that Mrs. Gr shens had the remedy backed by home testi mony. 50c. all stores. Foster- Milburn Co., Props., Buffalo, N.Y Contracting and Building, Painting and Paperhanging Am prepared to do all lines of repairing and job work at my shop in old Gazette Building on Main street, Heppner. See me for any kind of work in these lines. ELMER BE AM AN Fuel Dealer Rock Springs Coal, Pine, Fir and Oak Cord Wood and siao wooa. SELLS FOR CASH ON DELIVERY. Leave yous Orders with Slocum Drug Company and they will receive prompt attention. r H eppner Garage BertBowker, Prop. Automobile for hire. Repair work of all kinds done. Gasoline and oil for sale. Machines housed, cleaned and oiled. Agent for the 1912 FORD LEXINGTON. Mrs. Josie Brown is visiting at Mrs. Al Zmk s. We see Bennie Boon back in our town again. Ed Pointer and wife have moved to the Pointer ranch to live. Tom Scott and wite. of near Salem, are visiting relatives here. Jos. Burgoyne is having new wagon scales put in at his ware house. Mrs. Emma MeAlister of Hepp ner was a Lexington visitor on Monday. Gertrude Beymer, accompanied by her grandmother, leit ior me Dalles on Friday, where she will enter the Sisters' school. Anyone who wishes to buy 35 or 40 yards of new rag carpet, hit and miss with a striped warp, please write at once to Box 55, Lexington. Grandpa , Burchell, who has been visiting his sons, Ed and Charlie, for several weeks, re turned to his home at Portland the first of the week. Miss Ida Copenhaver, a well known and respected young lady of Lexington, left for Portland on Saturday where she was mar ried to Matt Hughes of Heppner. Chas. Breshears and wife Grandna Wrie-ht. Messrs Fitzsim mons and Devine attended the first mass by Father Marshall at St. Patrick s church at Heppner Sunday. Miss Pearl Reaney, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Reaney, was united in marriage on Sun day evening at 7 o'clock to Mr. Arthur Parker. The bride and eroom are both well known young people having a host of friends who extend to them heartiest congratulations. ! M1KEHEALT, Proprietor Telephone... Livery Stable - TELEPHONE 201 THE HOME OF THE SPOTTED HORSES COURTEOUS TREATMENT AND FIRST-CLASS SERVICE. 1 WE PAY FOR ALL TELEPHONES FOP RIGS. $ LOWER MAIN STREET - - HEPPNER, OREGON THE PALM Heppner's Leading Confection l ery and Ice Cream Parlors t ROBERT M. HART, - - PROPRIETOR X Can serve you now with nice, fresh Ice Cream. None J tetter to be had in the citv. Fine line of fresh Candies. Leading Brands Cigars and Tobacco The Trials of a Traveler. "I am a traveling salesman, "writep E. E. Young. E. Berkshire. Vt. ,"ann was oftiu troubled with constipation and indigestion till I begun to use Dr. King's New Life Pills, which I found m excellent remedy. " For all stom ach, liver or kidney tronbles there if nothing better. Ouly 25 cents at Slocum Drug Co. University Faculty Bars All . Drinkers. To make dryness doubly dry, the faculty of the State Univers ity has assumed control over the actions of the students not only while they are in Eugene, where no liquor can be sold, but even when they leave the college town for other cities. A drastic rule has been passed under which Hrinkinc in anv saloon makes a student subject to dismissal. No improprieties had been re- rw-irtefi hilt, it. was thousrht best to go on record at once, and let the students know what to expect. The faculty feels that this exten sion of authority is justified by the fact that many of the students are under age, and are entrusted to the University by their parents and that it will be sustained by the public sentiment of Oregon. In Eugene the anti-liquor law has been enforced for six years. Wanted The Cosmopolitan Group requires the service of reoresenta- ve in Heponer and acrrounding terB ritory, to look after eubicriptton re newal!, and to extend circulation ry peolal methods which bave prored nnnsually successful. Salary and Commission. Previous experience desirable but not essential. Whole time or spare time. AddreM, with reference. Charles C.Scbwer, The Cos mopolitan Group, 381 Fourth Ave., New York City. VARNISHING DAY. it Brings Many Surpriaei at the Eng liih Royal Academy, When tbe lianuliiL' committee uf th RukIIbu Royal nciu'.emy bun completed the work of "lmuiii)i. the artist whose pictures are exhibited on tin academy walls are forwarded a plea of pasteboard knowu ,ns a "vurnlshliiK card." This card Is the first Intlniu tion the artist receives that bis plcturt has passed triunnilmutl.v through the processes of judging and iniiiKing. and It allows him to visit the uendetn on a particular day "varnishing day Just before the galleries are throw onen to the public, lluiidreds of knights of the brush are to be found In the galleries of Uurllngton House ou "varnishing day." and here and there are (lights of steps and lmpr vised platforms covered with artists putting the last loving touches to tbel canvases. Here, perched on the to rune of a nnlr of stens. is a young lady with smiling face scraping her picture with a palette knife and putting In fresh spots of paint occasionally, while on tbe floor at ber feet Is a young man whose features are the. picture of nils ery, his eyes roaming toward tbe cell Inc. His canvas Is hopelessly skied. and he Is silently abusing the members of the hanging committee for their lack of Judgment "Varnishing day" brings many stir prises to the exhibitors One man will find his canvas wrongly named, and another, n impressionist, may be star tied to discover that his glorious sun set. over which he has taken so much Dains. is unslde down. And for the first time be realizes that an Impres slouist's pictures can be turned about any way without greatly endangering the effect Turner had one of bis paintings hung upside down, and old academi cians well remember that a little can vas, "A Sleeping Naiad." was once, ow ing to lace of space, placed on tbe wall In an upright position and renamed "Tbe Waking Naiad." National Maga zine. FUNNY FRILLED LIZARD. Carries an Umbrella, Has a Whip Tail and Walks Like a Bird. The frilled lizard is found In Austra lian woods, being tolerably abundant In north Queensland and the Klmber- ley district of Western Australia. It lives on beetles such as are found on tbe tree barks. It Is about three feet long, measured from head to tall point Wbat'makes it remarkable consists of two things Its hurried walk and Its fighting anger. It carries a sort of natural umbrella tot) about its neck, which It elevates suddenly with an alarming effect even to ordinary lizard killing dogs, scaring them as an umbrella opened In the face of a charging bull; hence it Is called the frilled lizard. Its teeth are not or much use as a defense against a vigor ous animal, but when it fights it uses Its long, lithe tail in a ,way to bring long bruises on one's hands in fact could It be properly trained, it might serve ns an automatic switch, which, like the magic rub-a-dub-dub stick, would at tbe word administer a thrash ing to the disobedient child. From the scientific point of view tbe creature's peculiar method of ambula tion is most interesting, because It pre sents an absurdly grotesque appear ance at such times, more especially from tbe rear. It walks bipcdally or on two feet, like a bird, and so much does It resemble a bird In Its walk that It seems to be the connecting link be tween the ancestors of birds and the lizards of today. A Real Disciplinarian. The other night we heard a father speak thusly: "William, your mother tells me that you must have n dose of castor oil before retiring tonight It is your bedtime now. Take your medi cine and go to bed at once " "But papa, I dou't wanta take no aster oil." "You must take It. and immediately." "Aw, papa, Idowanter!" "William. If you don't take that med icine I'll put yu right to bed this min nte without giving you a drop of it" William was so scared that be took it That's the way to enforce disci ullue. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Eye Photographs. An Imniri" impressed upon the retina of tbe eye remains there an apprecia ble time Thiii is the reason' wby a torch swung rapidly seems to be a cir cular flame.. The sensibility or me retina is different at different times or i he dav. Every one has noticed how mi wn klmr in the morning and looking at the bright window, then closing the eyes, he will observe an Impression or phantom of the window ror an appre ciable time after his eyea are closed. Domestio Bookkeeping. "And what's your reason for Increas ing the servants' wages. prayT ber friend asked. "Because my husband complained that mv dress and millinery bills equaled the household expenses, and I want to show him they Qo not. Lon don Tlt-Dlts. Teaching the Teacher. Mother (whose children have bad an education superior to her own, to her small daughter whom she Is In the act of smacking) I'll learn you not to con tradict me! 8mall Daughter (between ber obs Teach, mother, teach. Lon don Punch. A Mystery. Mummy, darling, where does the fire p when It (foes out?" "Goodness knows, my dear! Ton might Just as well ask me where dad. ij foear London Answers. Buy I H C Wagons for True Economy YOU cannot farm without a wagon any more than you can keep house without a stove. You use your wagon every day and work it harder than anything else on the farm. Buy a wagon that lasts longer than the aver age. It is an easy thing to do, even though all wagons which are painted alike may look alike. The difference in wagons is underneath the paint. It is the material and workman ship entering into the construction of I H C wagons, Weber New Bettendorf Steel King which make them the best wagon investment. We tell you how our wagons are built, and we want every purchaser to convince himself before buying, that when I H C wagons are advertised as having oak hubs, hickory axles, and long leaf yellow pine box bottoms, these are the materials actually used. When an I H C wagon reaches a farmer's barn, that farmer has one of the best wearing, easiest running farm wagons that skilled labor can make or that money can buy. There is no need to speculate in buying a wagon. I H C wagons are made for nation-wide uses, with special features adapted to local condi tions. Weber wagons have wood gears. New Bettendorf and Steel King have steel gears. The I H C wagon dealer in your town selU the wagon best suited to your neighborhood. Ask him for I H C wagon literature, or write International Harvester Company of America (Incorporated) ft A Portland Ore. I H C Service Bureau The purpose of this Bureau is to furnish, free of charge to all. the best information obtainable on better farming. If you have any worthy Ques tions concernint soils, crops, land drainace, irri gation, fertilizers, etc.. make your inquiries specific and send them to I H C Service Bureau. Harvester Building. Chicago, USA i Iff Arrived This Week! GKABN' HDKDIUL . Full Car Load ! VAUGHN & SONS, Ileppner THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON COR RESPONDENCE SCHOOL offers FREE, with the exception of cost of postage on papers and cost, of tbe University Extension Bulletin, to CITIZENS OK OKEOON, forty UNI VERSITY COURSES by MAIL. Ability to profit by the courses selected in the only requirement for enrollment in the Correspondence Department. Courses are offerer! in jne fieparxmeniu oi . nuum.v, I't-immin. iaumumih-i., Education. Electricity, English Literature, English. Composition, History, Mathematics Mechanical Drawing, Physical Education, Physics, Physlol ot Psychology, Sociology, and Surveying. Write to the Secretary of the Correspondence School, University of Oregon, Eugene, for information and catalogue. COURSES IN RESIDENCE at the University prepare for the Profeationa of ENGINEERING. JOURNALISM. LAW, MEDICINE, and 1 tAUIINO. rail aemester opene i uaay, P- - dreaa the Kegntrar tor catalogue! aeacnpuveoi me - -- the SchooU ol Education. Commerce. Law, Medicine, and Munc. n ib nun An attachment for hoe drills a illustrated hero has two very valuable and inipor "tit filature which eve-y rrogresBive farmer will appreciate t once. They are made to lit any hoe, are easily adjuated and hiiwit the double nurpoteof retrii Utlni the depth of sowing and at lie name time f reaaes the toil firmly around the grain thus Iniur nc immediate germination. Splendid rcatiiti are obtained from their use. Manufactured by Pendleton Iron Works, PENDLETON, OREGON C J