HERE AT HOME m eimrv flilzciiM ;lii4ly Tcsllfy ami Confident I J" ICrcoKiiiU'iio Don it's Kidney rtllk. It is testimony like the following Uiat has placed Doan'a Kidney Pills (j fr above competitors. V hen poo tVe right here at home raii-e their voices in praise there is no room left r'.or doubt. Read the public statement jI a Herpner citizen : K. L. Uerry, Main St. , HetiDner Oregon, sovs: '"You re welcome to vj my name nsj one who has been cured of kidney complaint by Doan's Kidney Pills. My kidneys were weak n.1 my back was so painful that I was 'iT-l-lieed to walk all stocped over. "Ite contents of one box of Doan's .'Xidney Pills effected a cure and dur iag the past two years there has been ao recurrence of the trouble. If your back aohes if youi kidney Mother you, don't simply ask for a Sidney remedy-ask distinctly for Dean's Kidney Pills, the same that Vir. Berry hadthe remedy backed by theme testimony. 50c all stores. tFoster-Milburn Co. , Procs. , Buffalo, Y,. Red Front Livery & Feed Stables .Willis Stewart, Prop FIRST-GLASS LIVERY RIGS .Kept constantly on hand .siml can le furnished on short notice to parties wishing to drive into the interior. First class : : Hacks and Buggies CALL AROUND AND SEE U.S. WE CATER TO THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS ND CAN FURNISH FJGS AND DRIVER ON SHORT NOTICE : : SEPPNER, - OREGON l STEAM PUMP FISHING. It Was Rapid, but Disastrous, and France Stopped It. One of the most singular fishing de vices imaginable was discovered by ac cident in France. Though extremely simple, the system Is revolutionary. A pond ou the farm of La Marle quette, bordered by rocky shores, was drained one year by the aid of a steam pump. Each stroke of the piston drew up twenty-five gallons of water, and the pond was emptied in a few hours, and not only was the water drawn off. but all the fishes also were transferred to a new element. This was a revolution. The owners of ponds in the neighborhood followed suit, and the proprietor of the pump made a specialty of this sort of work, lie "let" one of his pumps, modified for the purpose. The peasants of the region called it "the fish pump." Each stroke of the piston brought up tor rents of water, in which were fish and crawfish, together with mud and de- liHs One pond of several acres was clear nrl nf fish nt an exnense of 30 francs. or $7.20. The, process was ingenious. but as one cannot nave ms nsu aim em it, too, and as such rapid consumption would have led to equally rapid exter mination, the authorities stopped the practice. Scientific American. B Clubbing Offer IjSpmi-Weekly Oregon Jour- i nal.oneyear $1.50 'aj alette-Times, one year $1.50 S3.00 f BotSs Papers One I Year - - $2.00 regon Journal i l Semi-Weekly f !iVithe the listest and most complete aalegraphic news of the world; (fives rell ! iKfnaiket sports, as it is published at ! Ertland, where the market news cJ le j mC is corrected to date tor each Issue. It I ie tins a pasje of fperi'il mutter for the j t t-rr anl home, an entertaining story j-ge jf.4. a pa iff or more of comic each week, I it s-es to the subscriber twice every i "fiv'S. i times a year. I TH 2 Gazelle-Times ! ?i---es all the local news a d happenings : should be In every home in this vi ' n it? . i The two papers miike a sniendid rombi : ution and you save Jl by sending your ' A-ri.ttcm to the (JAZETTE-T1MES. ( V? cjii ' 10 ice onr subscribers a good ' rrV.XbOif; offer for the Daily and Sunday, j r-scn lay journal, in conn ction with the I Gazelle-Times HACKNEY COACHES. Tradesmen Protested When They First Appeared In London. In n letter dated April 1, 1039. Mr. Garrard, writing to the Earl of Straf ford, says: "Here is one Captain Daily. lie hath been a sea captain, out now lives In London, where he tries experi ments, lie hath erected according to his nhilitv some four hackney coaches. put his men in a livery and appointed them to stand at the Maypole In tne Strand, giving them instructions at what rate to carry men into several parts of the town, where nil day they may be had. "Other hackney men seeing this way. tlipv flocked to the same place and per formed their journeys at the same rate, so that sometimes there are twenty of them together, which disperse up aud down." Citizen shopkeepers bitterly com plained of this, saying: 'Formerlv when Jadies ana gentle men walked In the streets there was a chance of customers, but now they whisk past in the coaches before our apprentices have time to cry out. What d'ye lack?'" The word cab. a contraction of cabri olet, was not used until 1S23. Loudon Standard. He Liked Scotchmen. The late Meredith Townseud bad an affection for Scotsmen as contributors to the Sneefttor. of which he was for so many years proprietor and coeditor. Mr. Townsend's liking for tlie boots as based ou an experience he had in Leith when a boy. lie was ou a holi day and had run short of money for his return to London. He boldly board ed a London passenger boat, intimated his desire to the captain to go south, explained who he was aud stated that he was without funds. Seemingly fa vorably impressed by the lad's tale and appearance, the captain, a Scot, said that would be all right and showed him to a cabin. "But." said young Townsend, "this is a saloon. As tilings are steerage would do all right." "Na. na, my niannie." said the captain. "If I trust ye at all I'll trust ye first class?" London Spectator. r .. - J . I I ss "Tra.:e suit one mat was ? nrjaic for a "model" man and ' :ht-n reproduced by the dozen i t!:ar will look right on you. iti ilave your garments made f. r;j Treasure to fit and of (i ?rv;ish material that will give "3,i serine. DETMER'S WOOLENS, the material handled by the x-st nerchar.t tailors for over 25 years, are made in a "vSJrane of styles for your lc housing. Or Jcryour next suit here f4 U it I Rif -ft 4 The ;)RICH P: it Tailor, i 11 The First Henchmen. Skeat derives the word henchman from hengstmaa (Anglo-Saxoni. horse man, groom. It is probable that hench men were in the first instance young nobles who at state ceremonies intend ed on the king as mounted pages. His tory speaks of these henchmen In ttiis capacity, for we read that Henry I. ha.l three and Edward IV. six of them. We- find. too. that they were mention ed iu the royal ceremonies as belong ing "to the riding household" and took part in tournaments. The last time "henchman" is mentioned in connec tion with the court is in the reigu of Henry VIII.. and gradually it cnuie to menu an ordinary page. The word is used by P.en .1 on sou aud Shakeseare iu t liis sense. fym I til iflSPRI ... k i ! ' i I I iipww wpt'umWMa'wiuHi'"111"" mw I i m turn jUj iiliiiiniiiMiliMllUllKMl'HltH'T -..r.1r , -'-. ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT Acgc(ab!e PrcparalionforAs-similaiiiigilieFoodantlRtguia-ting lite Siomaclis aiidUovclsaf 1 j toll S3 fear AO, J 30 - J ft..: Promoles Digestion.Qeerful ncss;mdRest.Coiilainsnciaer Opium.Morpliitie nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. ofoMikSM.umam fioniJa'a Seed' jUxSauia fi;iprrmint -ltilartomiltmil fprmStrd Clr.nU Sispr liukinreai I'tmF. Aperfert Remedy for ConsRpa Mnil .."Villi ItlUl.lItrtlHWiu Worms.t onuIsions.tevtnsn ncssaiidLoss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of -.-J VEWYORK. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of 0 WW a In Use r For Over Thirty Years Exat Copy of Wrapper. XUm CNTAU COMPANY, M OM CITY. mwiinw i. m mi wwin m mwiw mm t mimmw If So. 2 Are Yen EomtmQ bor row County 1 Are You Patronizing oiiie industry ? OE IE USE IE O Notice! Call and look over the new line of SPRING & SUMMER SAMPLES Just Received. LOUIS PEARSON, Tailor. VAWTER CRAWFORD Notary Puiilic Ixsukante Agkxt ItepresentH Home Lending; Fire IiiHiirnnce Coinpn-nies, including; The Home of New York, The Hartford, and The Phoenix of London, iilno American IJonriing Co. of ltaltimore. Office: Gazette, Ileppnor, Orog'on 9BI rE ARE MANUFACTURING Flour and Feed superior to any imported article. If you are not usinp; our products call at our office on Main Street and get a testing sample. Our flour is made exclusively from selected Morrow County Bluestem Wheat. RflcCttDKMDCK The Standard Machinery the World Over VAUGHN & SONS, tleppner Seed Grain, Rolled Feed, Alfalfa Seed. We Solicit the Storage of your Wool MORROW WAREHOUSE Z IVIBLLinVJ V-V. M ELMER BEAM AN Fuel Dealer Rock Springs Coal, Pine, Fir and Oak Cord Wood and Slab Wood. SELLS FOR CASH ON DELIVERY. Leave yous Orders with Slocum Drug Company and they will receive prompt attention. MIKE 11 E A LY, Proprietor Telephone Livery Stable - TELEPHONE 201 THE HOME OF THE SPOTTED HORSES COURTEOUS TREATMENT AND FIRST-CLASS SERVICE. T WE PAY FOR ALL TELEPHONES FOP RIGS. FUNERAL DIRECTOR and PRACTICAL EMBALMER A Wonderful Vine. Grapevines are known to live a preut many years aud hear almost yearly crops of f-'ood fruit. One of the oldest grapevines in this country, which grows on Iioanoke island. North Carolina, is claimed to be more than 3,11 years oM. Its yield is still very abundant, and the vine appears to be in pxpd health. Historians declare that it was planted by members of Sir Wal ter Italelf-'h's party, who sailed from England for the const of the new world in the year l.W. Many persons have secured cuttings from this plant, but few will grow.-Harpir s Weekly. ASTON JOTNSW Contracting and Building, Painting and Paperhanging Am prepared to do all lines of repairing and job work at my shop in old Gazette Building on Main street, Heppner. See me for any kind of work in these lines. J x .matt STREET - - HEPPNER, 0RKG0N -4f " -- m lCClCCCCCfTTf''iyc1fiff,fl!gcCCCigii'i THE CITY MEAT MARKET KINSMAN 5te HALL, Props. Fresh Beef, Pork, Mutton, Sugar cured Ham and Bacon and Home-rendered Lard. Top Prices Paid for Hides and Pelts. FRESH FISH THURSDAYS. Natural Error. "Will you take me to your circus. r. Morry?" "Why. Willie. I have nothiug to d.) with any circus. What makes you ask that?" -Why. mother said you was a clow u." New York Times. House for Sale. Owing to the fact that weexceotto move into our new home soon we will efll the house and lo and t'iree acres ii.clndinar chirken house and cow barn. Near site of the pronoged Catholic Ilosnital. tf. ARTIE MORGAN CONDEB. m!Ik- The Reason. "That lawyer used to be a man." "J'hnt areouuts for the way in which he pumps his witnesses." Haiti more American. Not Particularly Cordial. Gcraldiiie What did pa Bay to you? Oerall-Well. he didn't send for the mayor of the city to make an address of welcome to me. New York Tress. When ynnr child has whooj ir.- cough tie careful to keep the couch loose and exoectoration easy bv giving Cham berlain's Cough Remedy as may be required. This remedy will also , liquify the tough mucus and rrake it easier to expectorate. It hi bjen ' guccpeslully ucj in manv eci lemics and is afe and sure. For eale by Titterion & Son. I have for sal? at mv rlaon Eight Mile. P.rrwn I-rphorn ef". for hatch ing at J1.00 oar setting of 1". A good strain of splendid egg producers. ml8. Alfred E. Anderson. IT WILL DO IT Let the AKERS PATENT FASTEN ER reduce your draper troubles to a minimum this season. The fatoner. hi h i. Illn.trRte here, V'l"mPndh,!T,in Me. 1 hVvlns -,wo br.i strn.-k P from e.ch j.w wuic-h are -Iruen iutoihestirk when tue Jware(.et up. Thi. hold, the U.-k ..if in a vi-. . There are no rivet. o Inn thro ih the .H. k to ken or .pli' II. We se the h.-t No. 6 .Ititk, traiglit grained a.b .ti.-k. an.l tir.l quality K-.ther belt. W guarantee the quality and we guarantee the workman.hip. Thew dr.rH-r.will rot you no more than other makes and they will ave vou mu.-h lime and annoy.m-e. Don' fall to use one on your Harvester or Header thi. fea.on. A NEW INSTRUMENT Hi a ,, v It. ... Hre eHsllv ad of rei(.iltlng the depth of ;r.r appreeiate tonee. I uey are ninnc li sted and answer the double tmrp -owing and at he fame time precse. me lb mlvaround the grain thu. "Injuring immtd inie gerniiiiaiiou. ruwnlt. are obtained from theiruse, Manufactured by. Pendleton Iron Works, Pendleton. Oregon. We have an up-to-date machine shop and found ry and employ skilled workmen in every depart ment. We solicit your patronage. J! t