C. E. WOODSON.
ATWiUrUV-AT-LAW .
onlc. In PaJaa Uvtei Heppner, Oregon
Sam E. ViflVactor
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Offliw an wanted .1 May Street
Kjtroc Oregon.
S. E. Notsoa
TmSiA'fii' AT LAW.
OfflcetuConri IEjotw, Heppner, Oregon,
F.H. ROBINSON,
L A W Y E R'f
lone,, - - - Oregon
W.H.DOBYNS.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
lone. - - - Oregon
W. U SMITH.
ABSTRACTER.
Only compete set o abetraol books
in Morrow aoatity.
Obboon .
J. P. WILLIAMS
Justice of the Peace.
OlEeewitJt S. E. Van Vactor
DR. M. A. LEACH
DSSNTIOI?
Permsaaixtly located in Heppner. Offioe
in the aw Fair building. Gas ad
ministered.
OSTEOPATHY AND
M ECU AXO-T HER APY
Dr. Martha S. Arledge, D. 0.
Dr. J. P- Coader, M -T. D.
Treatment of all diseases
U9 per cent, of ciwes successfully treated
wttunut operanon
N.E. WINNURD M. D.
Leaoi CnlJetfe. 1885.
Ctiice Homeopathic Med College
1890.
liaxk Kedietl College, 1892.
F. E. Boy den, M; D.
PUTSKTIK A SlRGEON
Office is rar of Patterson & Son'a
Drug Store.
HEPPNEtt OREGON
WELLS & CLARK.
SHAVING PARLORS
Throe Doors South of Postoffice.
6aaving25c Haircutting 35c
Bathroom in Connection.
PATTERSON & ELDER
2 Donrs North
Palace Hotel
TOXSOIUAL, ARTISTS
Fwa Baths - - - - Siiavi.no 25c
J. H. BODE
Merchant Tailor
HEPPSER
OK EGOS
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w. S. SMITH
ROBINSON & SMITH.
Ionc. Oregon.
Real Estate
Firms and City Property for Sle. Farms
ter.at. Correspondence solicited.
Made A New Man Of Him.
"I tu Buffering from pain in my
stomach, head and back," writes II.
T. Alston. Raleigh, N C, "and my
Utw and kidneys did not work right,
trot four bottles of Electric Bitters
made me feel like a new man."
PRICE 60 CTS. AT ALL DRUG STORES.
Eiectric
Bitters
Making a Magnet
The uSmplest way of magnetising a
bar of ateel Is that known as "single
touch." The bar to bo mngnetlzed Is
luld on tbo table and the pole of a
powerful magnet Is rubbed from ten to
twenty times along Its length, always
In the same direction. If the north
pole of the magnet is employed tbe end
of the bar first touched will also be
come a north pole, wblle tbe opposite
end, at which the magnet is lifted be
fore returning, will be a south pole.
There are other and more compli
cated methods, known as "divided
touch" and "double touch." In which
two and even four magnets are em
ployed. A steel bar can also be magnetized
by placing it within a coll of Insulated
wire, through which a galvanic cur
rent Is circulating. The magnetism in
duced In this way, however, la weak
compared with that which can be pro
cured if the sume strength of current
Is employed through the Intervention
of an electro-mugnet.
Disraeli Placated Carlyle.
Carlyle's opinion of Herbert Spencer
as "the most unending ass In Christen
dom" must, of course, be read in con
junction with Carlyle's derision for
mankind In general. "Mostly fools,"
he cheerfully thought of us all. Dar
win, we know, be would not have at
any price not a word of him. Buskin
was a bottle of soda water. "A bud
young man" was his sum-up of another
eminent writer. But these hostile
phrases were subject to considerable
modification If the man against whom
they were aimed came near enough to
Carlyle to do him a personal favor,
even to pay him a personal compli
ment Disraeli, whom he hud describ
ed as a mountebank dancing upon
John Bull's stomach, offered Carlyle a
baronetcy and elicited from him, to
gether with a refusal of the title, many
tributes to his magnanimity. lie said
very little about Disraeli henceforth in
print, and in private he spoke of him
only as "a very tragical comical fel
low." The World's Largest Flying Bird.
Among the most notable birds in the
London zoo Is what Is generally re
garded as the largest flying bird In
the world. It is known ns the lammer
geyer (lamb vulture, or bearded vul
ture). This giant bird Is from India
and Is the largest of all eagles or vul
tures. Its wings measure over four
teen feet from tip to tip, and It Is not
yet full grown. The lammergeyer is
found in mid-Europe, Asia and north
Africa. It is said to live mainly on
carrion, but it is not averse to creat
ing carrion by knocking an unwary
chamois or goat over a precipice with
a blow from Its tremendous wing, aft
erward flying down to the body to ob
tain a meal. Even mountaineers have
been reported as having fallen victims
to this method of assault- London
Mall.
A Dignified Duchess,
When Marshal Lefebvre was made
Duke of Dantzic the new duchess,
who was tbe original of Sardou's Mme.
Sans-Gene, went to the Tuilerles to
thank the Empress Josephine. Unac-
customed to call her by her new title.
the usher entered to take the orders
of the chamberlain in waiting. He
returned and addressed her, "Mme. la
Marechale may enter." The lady look
ed askance at him, but entered the
salon, and the empress, rising, ad
vanced a few steps to meet her, say
ing, with engaging graciousness, "How
is the Duchess of Dantzic?" La Mare
chale instead of answering winked in-
telllgently, and then, turning toward
the usher, who was in the act of shut
ting the door, "Hey. my boy," said
she, "what do you think of that?"
A Misunderstanding.
A young lady who wished to pur
chase a bicycle entered a shop and.
according to the Christian Register.
began looking at the different wheels
and asking questions about their price
and quality.
Young Lady What is the name of
this wheel?
The Clerk That's a Belvidere.
Young Lady lafter a stony glare at
the clerk) Can you recommend the
Belva?
Blue Blood.
Two queens of England had a "bar
maid" for grandmother. The story
runs thus: A Westminster barmaid
married her master, a publican. After
bis death she found a second husband
In Mr. Hyde, a lawyer, who in later
years became lord chancellor and
Eurl of Clarendon. A daughter of this
union married the Duke of Y'ork and
was the mother of Mary and Anne,
queens of Eugland. London Tit-Bits.
Our Lumbering Language.
"By Jove." said Dubbs, "what's the
matter with Tommy Bocks? He look
ed to me as If be were just pining
fway."
Think sor" said wiggles. "Vbj, I
saw him last night, and he didn't look
very spruce to me." Judge.
How the Engagement Was Broken.
"1 can't make you out at all," he
8aid angrily. "You're so fickle and
changeable. You're just a riddle to
me."
"Yes?" replied his fiancee. "Since
you're so stupid pprhaps you'd better
give me up." Philadelphia Ledger.
Naturally So.
"All tbe parts in this play are fat
parts."
They have to be when the play It
self ts laid in Greece." Baltimore
American.
Some people think they are entitled
to a lot of credit for doiug aa they
please.-Chicago News.
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PRESIDENT TAFT
President William Howard Tart received the Republican
nomination for-President on the first ballot at Chicago,
his running mate being James Schoolcraft Sherman, of
New York, the present Vice President.
Theodore Roosevelt is to form a new Progressive party
of which he is of course to be the standard bearer, and
the country is to be saved. He hopes for assistance from
the Democratic camp, providing the Baltimore conven
tion does not stampede to Bryan.
In the meantime President Taft will gather favor with
the people and should be a winner in November.
GLACIER NATIONAL PARK.
Filled With Scenery of Wonderful and
Reckless Grandeur.
Glacier National park, it may be said
without fear of contradiction, is the
most wonderful natural park in the
World. It comprises approximately
U13.000 acres In northwestern Mon
tana and embraces more than 1,400
square miles of the Bocky mountains.
This vast park is bounded on the
north by the Canadian line, on the east
by the BlaclJfoot Indian reservation,
on tbe west by the north fork of the
Flathead river and on the south by the
main line of the Great Northern rail
way, by which alone It can be reached.
Within its great area are 900,000
acres of wild land that has never been
trod by the surveyor. It is filled with
scenery of reckless grandeur. Within
its confines are more than sixty gla
ciers and many mountain peaks clad
in the eternal snows. Lake McDonald,
another of its wouders, is 3,150 feet
above sea level and surrounded by
lofty mountains.
Avalanche basin, a most remarkable
U shaped valley, is another of the end
less works of Mother Nature to be
found in this great national play
ground. The entire scope of it, in fact,
is 'laden with things to attract the in
terest of the tourist and student of sci
ence as well. New Y'ork Times.
OUR STRONGEST MUSCLES.
The Chief One and the Largest Is the
Gluteus Maximus.
The strongest muscle in the human
body is the gluteus maximus. Hardly
a movement of the lower extremities
can be made without bringing it into
play, but its chief duty Is to balance
the-pelvis on the head of the thigh
bone. It assists in carrying the leg
forward and outward iu walking, and
without Its aid auy movement of the
body from the hips would bet impossi
ble. As It Is the strongest, so is it also the
largest muscle we possess. In the full
grown man it can exert a force of 110
pounds to the square Inch of its section
in the thickest part.
Another strong muscle, which Is situ
ated iu the calf of the leg, is capable
of sustaining seven times the weight
of the body. The great tendon which
is inserted iu the heel bone and which
is called tendon nchilles, is also of sin
gular strength. When removed from
tlie body it has sustained a weight of
2,000 pounds, yet sometimes by the
siuMen action of the muscles of the
calf, to which It belongs, it has been
snapped across.
The Cree Indian's Wooing.
The Cree Indian girl Is sought in mar
riage not for love, but because she is
strong and useful. The young brave
who wishes to take her for his squaw
is often faint hearted and frequently
sends by a disinterested person or se
cretly leaves in her tent a gaudy silk
handkerchief purchased Jrom the Hud-
sou Bay company When bis inten
tions are thus declared he goes, shy
and awkward, to the father and asks
for the hand of his daughter. Should
the parent refuse consent to the union
the undaunted wooer seeks a bride
elsewhere. He never sulks or niopes;
he never feels that his heart will break.
but calmly selects and makes propos
als for another maiden. Women are
plentiful, aud perseverance is sure to
end in success. Wide World Maga
zine.
Ends Hunt for Itlcli Girl
Often t lie hunt for a rich wife end
when the man meets a woman that
uses Electric Bitters. Her strorjg
nerves tell in a bright brain and even
temper. Her peach-bloom complexion
and ruby Hps mult from pure blood;
her bright eyes from restful sleep: her
etasrio step from free muscles, all
telling of the heatlh and strength
Electric Bitters give a woman, and
the freedom from indigestion, back
ache, headache, faintness and dizzy
anells they promote. Everywhere
they ar woman's favorite remedy. If
weak or ailing try them. 50c at Slo
cum Drug Co.
Work of the Bower Birds.
There are five different bower birds
three In Australia, tbe regent, tbe satin
and the spotted; one in tbe Papuan Is
lands, the catbird, and one in New
Guinea. Their brilliant ,, plumage Is
golden yellow, glossy black or spotted
brown, often with a rose tinted collar.
Their bowers are in no sense nests, but
miniature gardens, adapted for enjoy
ment and courtship and set In tbe eye
of tbe sun. A pavement of equal sized
yebbles Is arranged, aud numberless
twigs are thrust firmly between them
!n two parallel rows, inclined to each
ther. Inclosing an avenue about a
f ard long aud several Inches wida To
let-orate this arbor gay fearhers, ruddy
berries, pearly shells, bleached bones,
ven watches, knives and other glitter
ing objects ara tastefully placed in and
iround the entrance. The New Guinea
bird, still more of a gardener, con
structs a miniature conical summer
house, with internal gallery. Before
this Is a meadow of moss, kept free
from grass, dust and leaves, on which
bright flowers and fruit are dally of
fered by the enamored male bird to his
mate.
No Previous Employment.
"You say. Bnstus. that you want
work for your wife." said Gunbusta.
eyeing the husky darky before him
from bend to foot "Was she ever em
ployed before?"
"No. sir," replied the negro noncha
lantly; "dis ara her first marriage."
New York Times.
The Sleep of Life.
We talk about the sleep of death.
How much deeper, how much sad pr.
Is the alee? of life the unresponsive
heart, tbe iinawakened mind, the hand
palsied by lack of will to do!
in a ken The Kaiioit liaip,
The awful list of injuries on a
Fonrth of July staggers humanity.
Set over against it, however, is the
wonderful iiealing, by Bucklin's Arni
ca Salve, ef thousands who suffered
from burns, bruises, cuts, bullet
wouuds or explosions. Its the quick
healer of boils, ulcers, eczema, sore
lips or piles. 2 cts at Slocum Drug
Co.
To Threshermen.
About 400 acres of grain that party
desires cut with combine harvester.
400 acres more adjoining that can be
secured. Inquire at or write this
office. 3t
A handsome dinner set will be given
free with every range sold by us in
the next sixty days. Call and ate
both. Case Furniture Co.
QD Ym Wamtt?
Arc you interested in getting
hold of land for a home?
Do you want a place suited
to diversified farming?
We have bargains to offer
in the three tracts listed
below.
No. 1.
Consists of 1100 acres, divided into
250 acres of wheat land, 30 acres now
set to alfalfa, with 20 acres more that can
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be put in, and all under good ditch; 800 I
acres grass land. This is an ideal dairy
and heg ranch, lying on the creek, with
plenty of water the year around. One of
Eastern Oregon's Best Propositions.
$14 per acre; $8000 cash; good
terms on balance.
No. 2.
Is a creek farm of 950 acres; 500
acres of good wheat land; 25 acres now
growing alfalfa, and as much more can
easily be put in as it comes under ditch.
Small orchard, small house with water
piped in from good spring on place; barns
and other buildings.
$11 per acre; half cash; terms on
balance.
A GENERAL PURPOSE FARM.
No. 3.
A BIG BARGAIN. 3800 acres,
on which is now growing 65 or 70 acres
of alfalfa, and 25 acres more can be put
in, making nearly 100 acres- that come
under ditch. On this ranch three good
crops of alfalfa are grown each year and
but one irrigation is required; it is sub
irrigated by from 15 to 20 springs on the
place. There is a good orchard of 150
choice bearing fruit trees; 9-room resi
dence with water piped in from spring;
large sheep shed and
About 1UUU acres oi this farm is good
wheat land with 600 acres now in cultiva
tion. 1 1 miles from Heppner.
Price $11 per acre; half cash; easy
terms on balance.
This is one of the best rural homes in all
Eastern Oregon and is certainly a snap at
the fieure offered.
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To the homeseeker or the investor there are no better
propositions offered than these; no where in the North
west can such land be had at anything like such figures.
These farms join and can
separately as desired.
For further particulars, call or address
Real Estate Office
HEPPNER - - - OREGON
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other outbuildings. M
be had all in one deal or