C. E. WOODSON. ATTORN EY-AT-L AW Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon Sam E. VanVactor. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office on west end of May Street Heppner Oregon. S. E. Notson ATTORNEY AT LAW. Offlceln Court House. Heppner, Oregon. F. H. ROBINSON, LAW'YER, lone, - - - Oregon W.H.DOBYNS. ATTORN EY-AT-LAW lone. - - - Oregon. W. L. SMITH, ABSTRACTER. Only complete Bet of abstraol books in Morrow oouuty. Hkppnbk, Obeoon J. P. WILLIAMS Justice of the Peace. Oilioe with E. Van Vactor DR. M. A. LEACH DENTIST Permanently located in Heppner. Office in the new Fair building. Gas ad ministered. OSTEOPATHY AND MECILYXO-TIIERAPY Dr. Atartha S. Arledge, D. 0. Dr. J. P. Conder, M -T- D. Treatment of all diseases 99 per cent, of crises successfully treated without operation N. E. VVINNARD Al. D. 1'IIVM1I A , & Sit' KUKON Graduate of: Lenox C 'lippe, 1335. Chicago Homeopathic Med College 1890. Ruxk .Medical College, 1892. F. E. Boyden, Al. D. Physician & Sirgkon Office in rear of Patterson & Son's Drug, Store. HEPPNER - OREGON WELLS & CLARK. SHAVING PARLORS Three Doors South of PostofEce. Shaving 25c Haircuttlng 35c Bathroom In Connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace ilotel TONSORI-AI. ARTISTS Finb Baths ..... Shavin25c J. H. BODE Merchant Tailor nnrrxi-R OREGON f. H- ROBINSON W. S.SMITH ROBINSON & SMITH. lone, Oregon. Real Estate Farms and City Property forSale. Farms to rent. Correspondence solicited. lectric Batters Made A tlsvt Man Of Kim. I was Buffering from pain in my stomach, head and tack," writes II. T. Alston. Kaleigh. N C"aT)d try liver and kidneys did not work right, I but four bcttlis of tiecinc uiuers made me feci like a new man." PRICE tO CTS. AT ALL DRUG STOoES. ' LURE OF THE LAW. The Craze For Litigation la Amerioa'a Most Costly Folly. If one were naked to name the cost liest folly known In this country he would not bo far from the mark If he should sny It was the American craze for litigation. In some communities, especially the small ones in rural districts, a man's importance seems to he measured by the number of lawsuits he has on hand, and ho who has none is often re garded as a person of slight conse quence. - Put the habit of going to law Is not confined to small neighborhoods nor to persons of trilling affairs, as a sin gle instance will show. There is now in process of settlement in-a neighbor ing state the estate of a man which at the time of his death was valued at $1,000,000. Rival claimants to the property engaged in litigation, whicn has extended over a period of several years, and now, as the end approach es, it is said the estate. has dwindled to about $23,000. Manifestly the parties to this litiga tion have ;uade a heavy' investment in experience; hut, unhappily for them. ,t is not what financiers call a "liquid asset." Docket. MOONS OF THE UNIVERSE. Besides Our Own Luna Twenty-five Others Are Known to Exist. There are in all twenty-five moons besides our queen of night, Mars hav ing two, Jupiter eight, Saturn ten, Ura nus four and Neptune one, says the Philadelphia Public Ledger. Of course new lunar additions are likely to be discovered at any time, although it is improbable that Mercury and Venus have any Riitellites or that Mars has more than two. The two known moons of Mars are, indeed, very minute, neither being over fifty miles in diameter. On the other hand, Jupiter's first four satellites, as well as Ganymede, are each larger than Queen Lima, Ganymede having a diameter of about 3,'mO miles. Titan of Saturn possesses a diameter approx imating 3,(M miles, while that of Nep tune's sole satellite is njiout 2,000 miles. As respects our own moon, Queen Luna has only one-forty-iiinth the size and one-eighty-first the weight of our earth. Luna's distance from us varies a good deal, from 221.000 miles to 252, 000 miles. Her mean or average dis tance is about 23S.00O miles. AU With Tears In His Eyes. On one occasion General Scott at tended a banquet where all the states of the Union were represented by a dish in some way characteristic of each commonwealth. Pennsylvania was represented by a bowl of sauer kraut, and in speaking of the fact the next morning the general remarked, "I partook of it with tears in my eyes." This fondness of Scott for. the good things of the table, taken in conjunc tion with the famous "hasty plate of soup" incident, gave point to the name of "Marshal Turenne," with which he was once saluted by the Rev. lr. Smith Pyne, an inveterate punster. It was Dr. Pyne who once exclaimed after hearing Ole Bull play, "If honor ary degrees were conferred upon mu sicians Ole Bull would be field. e I). P." Marian Gouveneur in "As I Remem ber." Blackjacks. The earliest drinking vessels for wines and ales were those made from skins of ahlmals, and these vessels still retain their popularity in the east and on the continent. In England these vessels were made of carefully tanned hides which were unbreakable and possessed everlasting properties. The blackjacks, famed in song and sto ry, were shaped like pitchers and were fashioned from one large piece of leather, which was curloU in the neces sary manner. Pitch was smeared over the inside. These old blackjacks gave their name to the heavy riding boots worn by cavaliers, which came to he called jackboots. Owing to the popu larity of the blackjacks the French de clared that the English drank out of their boots. London Globe. The Seeing Eye. I know a man who has lived on one farm half a century. He sleeps in the room In which he was born. He knows every rod of his farm in the dark. Yet his lambs and his pigs, the velvety roll of new sprouting wheat, the procession of the seasons, the ap ple trees he planted and lias watched for years all are new to him each day. ' I have seen him stand and look at his sheep as if he were a city man long shut out from Mich sights. A sunset or a sunrise is to him a miracle new performed each day. That man has the seeing eye. Detroit News. Not What He Expected. 'Darling," he murmured, "whatever induced you to .care for a fellow like me?" "I really don't know, George," she replied. "Pa has threatened to send me to a brain specialist." Bostou t'ranst ript Old Time Vintners. In the city of London at the time of King John every vintner was required to hang outside Ids shop an iron ves sel with pests marking the different quantities sold. Easy Prediction. "I have often predicted that my wife's hair would le nice and curly at I right," Mild the clever one. "How did T know? Why. I saw it In the niora Ing papers." Every man ha a rlcht to judge one Individual only, and that is himself. STATE NORMAL COMMENCEMENT First Year Under Re-Organi-zation A Successful One. The Oregon Normal School la closing its first year after Its reorganization and t is felt that it has been a most successful one, the total enrollment reaching one hundred and forty-three. Commencement week begins Satur day, June 15, and closes Wednesday, June 19, and the summer school 'will begin June 24 and continue to August 2. The program for commencement week follows: June 15-8 p. in. the opera "Pina fore" will be given by the Noma! students. June 16 11:30 a. m., Baccalaureate sermon by Dr. Fletcher Homan, President of Willamette University. June 17 9:40 a. m. Last Assembly. ' 8:00 p.m. Junior Prom. June 18 During the day the athletic contests will be given. 8 :C0 p. m. Class Day exercises. June 19-11:30 a. m., Commencement exercises. Address by Dr. O. H. Chapman. 8:00 p. m. Alumni ban quet end reunion. When your child has whooping cough be careful to keep the cough loose and expectoration easy by giving Cham berlain's Cough Remedy as may be required. This remedy will also liquify the tough mucus and make it easier to expectorate. It has bjen successfully used in manv eDidemics and is safe and sure. For sale by Patterson & Son. No Filth, No Flies. "Swat-the-fiy" campaigns for 1912 are well on. The elimination of this filthy and dangerous insect is a desir able end. Th8 house-fly. in addition to being a demonstrated agent in the sureading of typhoid, is sronely sus pected, on more or less conclusive ev idence, with relation to a large num ber o infections, including cholera, dysentry, the infantile diarrheas, dip theria and contagious onh'thalmia. About a billion .flies were killed in various campaigns of 191 1 a state ment which seems impressive ontil one considers the number of Hies whicli escaped the slaughter. In Washington D. C. alone, sonr.e 7,000,000 flies were killed by the "swat," the trap, drowning, sulphur fumes and even by electrocution. Dr. Howard, of the Bureau of Entomology, po:nts oat that in the congenial climate of that city seven generations of flies may be pro duced in a sinle summer. One female fly will lay on an average a batoh of 120 eges; and if all these egas from a batch laid in the middle of April should hatch and reproduce their kind in like manner, there would be by autumn, from a single female fly, a orogeny of nearly six thousand billion. And as each female may lay four batches of eggs, the figures for thoir unchecked development through a summer stagger the imagination. To "swat the fly" bv the bililou' therefore, means little, says "The Journal of the American Medical As sociation," so long as those that sur vive have unchecked opportunity for breeding:. There is even more weight, therefore, in Stockbridge's statement that during 1911 filthy breeding places were cleaned up, which, if left alone, would have given opportunity forUie propagation of incaicnlale billions. Better than "swating" the flv is the prevention of its breoding by cleaning up the places where it thrives the insanitary nrivy, the dead dog and horse allowed to lie nnburied until nutiid. tiie dung-heap, the uncovered garbage can and the snittoon. How this can be done, can bo learned from the health departments of many states and municipalities, and from civic leagues and like organizations. makes The Nation Uii. The awful list of injuries on a Fourth of July staggers humanity. Set over against it, however, is the wonderful dealing, by Bucklin's Arni ca Salve, f thousands who suffered from burns, bruises, cuts, bullet wounds or explosions. Its the quick healer of boils, ulcers, eczema, sore lins or piles. 25 eta at Slocum Drug Co. Wiley Wattenburger and "daughter Miy who were guests at the V. J. Wattenburger home, left for thier home at Heponer Tuesday. Echoe's Echoes. Md A T. Avara rptrirnprl tn her home in Heppner after a week's visit with Mr and Mrs. J. A. vale. Dallus Chronicle. 4 Mrs. Sam Carter and family left Saturday morning for their new home at Pomeroy, Wash Ihere is no real need of any one beinir tronbled with constipation. Camberlain'a Tablets will cause an agreeable movement of the bowels without any unpleasant effect. Give them a trial. For sale by Patterson & Son. HOUSES IN ENGLAND. Hot In Summer and Seldom Really Warm In Winter. The Engliilimnu is always surprised by his climate. And you may find that surprise on the face of the man who never prepares for anything but mod erate temperature. It is cold. It is hot. The Englishman has built his house on the supposition that it is never going to be either just tem perate. In hot weather he does not think of electric fans, and in cold weather he shrugs his shoulders and endures the cold. But his house is sel dom really warm. The Englishman has never taken to Ills bosom the question of cold. The fireplace is an absurdity. It warms but a section of the room, and few can afford to warm a whole bouse with fireplaces in every corner! ' Lady Mary Wortley Montagu found In Vienna that life would be intolera ble (in December) without furs and stoves. And she is surprised at "our obstinacy in Shaking with cold six months in the year rather than make use of stoves, which are certainly one of the greatest conveniences of life." So far from spoiling a room, they add to the magnificence of it as shaped in Vienna and Dresden. , says Lady Mary. She tln'eateneS that on her return there would be a stove in her chamber; but, while the Berliner of en is still the wanner of the homes across the chan nel, we stick to the expensive and in competent fireplace that warms only a corner of tiie room and one joint of the human body at a time. London Chronicle. FENCES THAT -BLOOM. They Grow Twenty Feet High and Are Armed With Great Thorns. " Throughout the older parts of Mexi co, Texas and New Mexico many of the fences around the corrals and of ten the gardens are made of "ocatllla." This is a cactus-like plant growing iu a stalk form and often reaching a height of twenty or twenty-five feet. It is completely covered with long, stout thorns. - The stalk is tough, hard to cut, al most impossible to break, and, grow ing to the height it does, it makes an effective protection. It is planted usu ally in three or four alternate rows and is held together by buckskin strings or with strong wire. It needs but little water. I believe this ocatilla fence would be found very satisfactory to use on country estates, and even the owner of a modest plot of ground would find it a jpod thing. It prevents stock from breaking in, effectively keeps at a distance all marauders and when in bloom is a beautiful sight, for at the. tip of tiie stalk there comes early in summer a cluster of deep crimson, ball shaped blossoms. I remember once the astonished, almost horrified, , ex pression of nn eiistern woman to whom I mentioned the beauty of the corral fence when in bloom. Country Life In America. Push Out the Chest. Look at your figure iu the next full length mirror you see, says the Wom an's World. Nine chances out of ten your client curves in, your shoulders round like a bow, your stomach pro trudes, and your chin is thrust for ward like a prizefighter's. Now make an experiment. Take a long breath, push yonr chest out and hold it to that position. Behold a miracle! Your shoulders straighten till your hack is like a line, your stomach retreats, and your chin assumes a position of mod est dignity. Now you are standing correctly, and if you place any value at all upon a good appearance you must practice this position until it becomes second nature. Remember that the grand secret is. "Push out the chest." The rest of the figure will take care of itself. Gave Him the Limit. "I'm ticked!" sobbed the hobo, beat ing an undignified retreat from the back door at which he had bummed a handout. "How do you mean licked?" cho rused his comrades. "Did she hit you wid a brick?" "Worser'n dat." "What? She didn't Prow water on you?" "Worser'n dat, fellers." "What? Not boilin' water?" "Even worser'n dat yet." "De're nin't nothin' worser." "Yes, dere is. She t'rowed soapsuds on me." Cleveland Plain Dealer. You Can't Lose It. "Of course," said the optimist, "if a man gets into the halJt of hunting trouble he's sure to find it." "Yes," replied the pessimist, "and if he's so lazy that he always tries to avoid it It will find him. So what's the difference?" Catholic Standard and Times. His Only Worry. Grapbter I've got my hooks out for a swell political office, big salary and all that. Jenkins Do you think you can fill it? Grapbter Never thought of that. What's worrying me is wheth er I'll be able to get it. Philadelphia Ledger. Something New. "Your snowstorm made a hit." "1 knew it would." declared the proud playwright. "Yes; they turned it loose In the drawing room scene." Exchange. Its Location. Gladys Roxton And the duke is so brave, papa! Why, he declares he In tends to locome nn aviator. Papa IPm! He does, eb? Wants to visit his casfle, I suppose? Puck. Wtatt 0011(10 ff a " DSamicIlD DD iq Warn Arc you interested in getting hold of land for a home? Do you want a place suited to diversified farming? We have bargains to offer in the three tracts listed I below. No. 1. Consists of 1100 acres, divided into 250 acres of wheat land, 30 acres now set to alfalfa, with 20 acres more that can be put in, and all under good ditch; 800 acres grass land. This is an ideal dairy and hoof ranch, Ivincr on the creek, with plenty of water the year around. One of Eastern Oregon's Best Propositions. $14 per acre; $8000 cash; good terms on balance. No. 2. Is a creek farm of 950 acres; . 500 acres of good wheat land; 25 acres now growing alfalfa, and as much more can easily be put in as it comes under ditch. Small orchard, small house with water piped in from good spring on place; barns and other buildings. $11 per acre; half cash; terms on balance. A GENERAL PURPOSE FARM. No. 3. A BIG BARGAIN. 3800 acres, on which is now growing- 65 . or 70 acres of alfalfa, and 25 acres more can be put in, making nearly 100 acres that come under ditch. On this ranch three good crops of alfalfa are grown each year and but one irrigation is required; it is sub irrigated by from 1 5 to 20 springs on the place. There is a good orchard of 150 choice bearing fruit trees; 9-room resi dence with water piped in from spring; large sheep shed and ofher outbuildings. About 1000 acres of this farm is good wheat land with 600 acres now in cultiva tion. 1 1 miles from Heppner. Price $11 per acre; half cash; easy terms on balance. This is one of the best rural homes in all Eastern Oregon and is certainlya snap at the fk tire offered. To the homeseeker or the investor there are no better propositions offered than these; nowhere in the North west can such land be had at anything like such fig ures. These farms join and can separately as desired. For further particulars, call or address The Gazette-Times Rea! Estate Office HEPPNER EXCZTj be had all in one deal or OREGON