THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
Tuesday, August i, 1922
Take Motors to Dinner.
A new typcr of rpen-iilr restaurant
which 1 is parking room inside the :
restaurant property fur 1 1st- cars of ,
the patrons is becoming popular in :
Cilifoi-nia. IVrgnlas. built convenient
to the roadway and (hatched to keep ,
off the hot California sunshine, serve i
as the dining room, and caterers bring
the food ordered in the sheltered car. j
Another type of dining room where
the car is invited is ,'haracterized by
a long thatched patio. It is open on
one side, and the owner can drive his
car to a point convenient to Ills table
and watch it during his meal. Popular
Mechanics Magazine.
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AN OBJECT LESSON IN THE COAL BUSINESS
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According to recent press notices a new departure in
(oal mining is being inaugurated in Kentucky and West
Virginia by-the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers
who are said to be investing S2,ooo,ooo in coal mines
which have a capacity of 6,fxx tons a day.
The plan is to retail coal to railway men and other
wage workers in the large cities all over the country and
it is said the miners working in these mines will be paid
adequate wages.
The experiment, if it may be called such, will be
watched with interest particularly at this time when the
coal strike is threatening not only the industries of the
entire country but the physical comfort of people of all
classes, but more particularly that of the working people
and poorer classes of citizens, and it may result in point
ing tlie way to a sane solution of the fuel problem.
The Brotherhood of Engineers took a flyer in coop
erative banking in Cleveland, Ohio, a year or so ago and
all reports coining from there are that the bank is becom
ing a great success. ;ao
The Cleveland concern was credited last summer with
being one of the first financial institutions in the country
1o extend aid to the wheat marketing associations when
they needed money to tide over and if they succeed in
bringing some sort of order out of the coal chaos they will
be rendering a real service to the entire country.
According to the president of the Colorado Scool of
Mines, a new machine for reducing oil from shale, rock
whirli i iimv nl work near Denver, will revolutionize the
o'l industry. Whether or not Mr. Rockefeller has con
In 1 of the new invention deponent sayelh not. j
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TAKING IT OUT OF WAGES I
The rights and wrongs of the railroad situation, what
ever they may be, will all be tested sooner or. later by this
I ruth: Competent management never draws its operating
capital out of the pay-envelopes of its employes. The very
cheapest way and most stupid way to make both ends
meet is to cut wages. There is something so supremely
lulile about it that it is no wonder the railroad managers
got I lie government to make it appear official by having a
government department approve the cut. It was as unjust
lo I lie government as it was to the men and to railroading
as a service. Railroading as a service would never have
neuled to cut wages. Railroading as a service would have
been able to raise wages and reduce freight rates. It is
not railroading that is responsible, for what has been done;
banker-management and stock-jobbing and wholesale
dividend driving are responsible. The strike that
should have occured long ago was the strike of real rail
road managers against using railroad properties as the
roulette wheels of the .stock market. Such a. strike would
have prevented what has occured the last 10 years, and
would have saved our railroads. As it is now, they have
lost their chance. Railroads now are not good enough
ceu for Wall Street to lake a chance on. Wall street
values the "inoies" at a higher rate.
I 'or the sake of the day's business, the strike ought to
be settled now. for the sake of next winter's coal for
the people, the strike ought to be settled now. But in the
wider problem involved the strike iiuans nothing and will
sctih nothing. Stronger forces than a strike are at work
to abolish the basic irritant of the entire situation.
1 Varborn I ndcjn ndeut .
Floating Feel Clinic for New York
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PItIM ! ", WAS l'KKi
A printer in f ort Worth, I-. xas,
Sft slightly peeved at a letter from a
' doctor who wanted bills on several
Ihf.usand letter hrads, differon. si.es,
different grades and different colors
and wanted the i.rinting form lefl
standing. So he took his typewriter
in hand and worte:
"Am in the market for bids for
one operation for appendicitis. One,
two or five inch incision with or
without ether also with or without
nurse. If appendix is found to be
sound, waJit quotation to include put
ting same back and cancel order. II
removed successfully .bidder is ex
pected to hold incision open for about
60 days, as I expect to be In the
market for an operation for gall
stones at that time and want to save
the extra cost of cutting." Kansas
City Post.
THK YAI.I K OK A SMI US
The value of a smile has been defi
itely lixed. It has often been em
phasized as in the slogan of the tele
phone company "The voice with the
smile wins." I3ut it remained for an
impartial jury to put a fixed price on
the value of a smile, a Kansas City
jury having awarded little Jimmy
Godfrey, aged 13, a verdict of $20,
000 for an injury to his face, receiv
ed from contact with an electric wire,
which destroyed his power to smile.
Commenting on the verdict, "Ad
vanced Thought" says: "Moral: If a
.smile is worth $20,000 when you lose
il. it is worth 20,000 when you use
it."
No jury has yet lixed a price on the
voice with the smile over the tele
phone but experience has shown Ilia I
it is beyond price.
Job Printing
SEE US
When in need of any
thing in the line of neat
and attractive Printing.
J. PROFESSIONAL CARDS
R. Z. GROVE
DEMIST
Successor to II. J. Vaughn
Permanently located In Odd
fellow's Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
DR. A. D. McMURDO
PHYSICIAN mid SURGEON
Telephone 122
Office Patterson's Drug Store
HEPPNER, OREGON
F. A. McMENAMIN
LAWYER
Office Phone Main 643
Residence Phone Main 665
Roberts Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORN KY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House
HEPPNER, OREGON
DeLUXE ROOMS
Summer Rates
75c & $1.00
Over Case Furniture Co.
Osteopath Needed.
Two liasehnll tennis, composed of
shipyard workers, were one day play
ing bnsi ball in Wilmington. In the
height of the struggle one man made
a stupid play at second base. A few
minutes later his side came to bat
and tlds player slopped to the plate
for his turn, lie war hit by a plt.lied
ball 11 ml knocked senseless.
Ills teammates dashed wnter on
li I r). sl""d It I it up and laid him down,
tnti crowd offering all kinds of advice
biennwhlle. Finally (he captain asked
for a doctor.. One of (he rival team
n.-ked : . .
"Ynu want an osteopath, don't you?"
'IWI111I are you talking about? Why
nil 'osteopath?"
'iWell." continued (he player, "be
R'ot hit oil the head, didn't he?" Mil
Wnilkoe Sentinel.
Same K. Van Yac'or R. R. Butler
Van VACTOR & BUTLER
ATTORNKYS-AT-LAW
Suite 304 First National Bank Bldg.
THE DAU.ES, OREGON.
WATERS & ANDERSON
nitu insurance:
Successors to
; C. C. Patterson ,
HEPPNER, OREGON
WOODSON & SVVEEK
ATTORN KYS-AT-LAW
Masonic Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
Nr' ,,i-U mm l .i n 1 1.; , ; ,1,0., . 1,1 1 n id,. i,n ;.i. w turn makes
regular li'pw tii-..nn.l Mmu iiu.m il -.iipiiii at :irioiis piers to ailrml .i
(he dot troubles of boalmiii. do k u.'ihcis ,.nd bathers. It Is named bi
l'eiii iti-iM.
BRIEF INrORMAflOSI
Shoi't sighted people are saM to be
till" most Intelligent.
Worm lit lacked the Ills! wheal crop
if the Virginia i'oloiil-l.
Prior to 1S'J." all women's shoes
weiv made without binds
Worker III (Hliuerles are generally
very free from lung (roubles.
M'liy Chinese women have ds
tltigulshed themselves lis poets
A silkworm In lis brief lifetime
KUim about I.IKK) mils of thread.
1 !i:;.v:cs were Introduced Into
ous churches nboei ;ih A. 1.
Greenland produces most of h,.
! er. s (bai 1lo.1t In the Aliunde.
Only L' per ivnt of the population
of Kingston, .lamiilea. are white.
Polar bears have been kuovvu (1
scent a ship seven miles ilisuim.
There were 4.MH) Indians living lu
Oregon when Hie lns census una
ta:. 1 n.
fifteen thousand por-ons lost their
lives In tires In the lulled St u tea
'; t year.
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Where will You be
At 65?
Out of 100 average men, at the age of 25
today
54 Will be Dependent on Others
36 will be dead
5 Will be working; for a bare living
4 Will be well to do
1 Will be Wealthy
You may he one 01' the hundred today,
hut where will 011 he at the age of 05?
It depends upon how you can answer
the following question
Arc You Saving
Systematically?
One Dollar Opens A Savings Account With
This Bank
Farmers and Stockgrowers
National Bank
Heppner, Oregon
THIS SUMMER
Round-trip tickets routed over the
Union Pacific System
Returning Same or Any Direct Line
Yellowstone Park $36.25 St. Louis 81.50
Salt LaTte City 48.82 Cincinnati 106.30
Denver 61.00 Philadelphia 144.95
Kansas City 72.00 New York 147.40
Omaha 72.00 Boston 158.35
Chicago ' 86.00 To other cities in proportion.
Ticket Sates DAILY until August 31 .
Return Limit October 31st
The Union Pacific operates the only THROUGH SOLID TRAIN be
tween Portland and Chicago
"Oregon-WashingtonLimited"
Leaves Portland 9:00 A. M.
Arrives Chicago 1 1:00 A. M. -third day -
Through service also on "Continental Limited.
Every foot of the track is protected by AUTOMATIC SAFETY
SIGNALS. Equipment is the best lin the transportation world.
Dining car service the' very maximum of human skill and art. The
service as a whole represents 'the supreme effort of the manage
ment to please and satisfy patrons.
Call on our Agent when you are ready to go and) he will do tho
rest.
XM. McMURltAY,
General Passenger Agent
Portland, Oregon
FRANK SHIVELY
Practical Horseshoer
Lame and interfering horses Carefully Attended
CORK SHOES OR PLAIN SHOES
FOR SALE
Located at Calmus Blacksmith Shop
HEPPNER OREGON
Coal For Winter
Better place your order
for your Winter Coal
Supply NOW
r eliveries are apt to be uncei tain this Fall
and those who order first will get service
first
Tum-a-Lum Lumber Company
Heppner, Lexington,
lone
Successful Graduates
ARE THE BEST RECOMMENDATION OF
O. A. C.
This iMstitu'loii n'f-- ! llior-Mir'i. practical, and staiidniil eil
m atiirti lit 11 rose witliVi rirl of (he high school graduate
It offers uv.inins for collegiate degrees in:
Asricultuiv
Commerce
Kngino 'iln r.r.d Mechanic Aris
Mines 1
Military S ii'tieO urn! Tat ties
It offers training aiso in the School of Music, Physical
Education, Industrial Journalism.
Home Economics
Forestry
Pharmacy
Vocational Education
Chemical Engineering
Fall Term 0(wmis September 18
For circulars of Information and Illustrated booklet write lo
The Registrar, Oregon Agricultural College
Corvallis, Oregon
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