PAGE TWO
THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
Tuesday, March 28, 1922
THE HEPPNER HERALD
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
VS. A. PATTISOX. Editor and Publisher
Entered at the Heppm-r, Oregon, Postoifiee as secoiid-ela.ss Matter
Terms of
One Year
Six Months
Three Months
K.I POTATO WF.ATIIF.lt
Andrew Tlycrs, of the liy'rs &
lioyd Cliop & Feed Mill, is an Irish
man and doesn't (are a darn who
knows it. Mr. liyers returned to tin
.States lanti fall after spending sev
eral years on Hie auld sod, and, by
-,vay of keeping his memcy of tlie
Emerald isle green, he brought a sar-k
il" real, Simon-pure Irish potatoes
-with him for seed. He planted the
imported tubers as near Kt. Patrick's
Day as lie could get around to It and
the next morning when he awoke
ihe ground was white with snow.
Mr. Iiyei-H wants to know why it is
that in this much lauded "land of
the free," where everybody is sup
posed to have an eciual chance, the
lleppner weather man had to go and
act ho pesky mean with a few bits
if Irish spuds. Tom Iloyd reports
that the potatoes are not "up" yet
;ind that his partner is thinking about
jitarling an Irish rebellion or revol
ution or something loike that.
l,oi;i:o K i:i;pi,ii:s
.As I glanced through Ihe Heppner
Herald
I noticed with pleased surprise,
That Ilardnian had an answer
Already for my eyes.
And as I looked It over,
1 thought it very plain,
That. I hail made some scores In mine
Which makes me father vain.
To think you'd lake the notice,
To chew t he rag wil h mi',
To chew the rag wilh me,
When I'm so insignilicant
As you try to inakn me see.
1 do not. think that either
You or I can brag on rhyme
For I found the same delinquency
In yours, you found in mine.
And though my' poetry was 'punk'
And not so entertaining,
Did you ever slop to Ihiuk
That Willi all that proper training?
Veil didn't have lo read it ?
No! I'll b.'t on never did I
Veil Ihouchl. you Were compelled lo,
mid thai 's a I'eal her in my lid.
Perhaps you did nut mean to brag,
'Hi p'Th:' ps it was just a joke.
Put after Ihis plea.se label Iliem ho,
Kit they lack the proper stroke.
And though we are good guessers,
I'll say we must decline,
To liiei a joke In all that list
' Thai w as so rl ra line,
of course you do not mean to boast,
We know that's uol your slle.
Hut hi'lli'M' me, we'd have lo step
To have you bent a mile.
Another thing we all ailiiure
Is your slu inking modesty,
It muni be shrinking
I'or theie's not enough lo see.
When Hod in all his splendor.
I lid ma If 1 Ins e n h so bright ,
tie tried to give his favored ones,
A token of his might.
111l as he placed our I. one Uock
H' had a vision lair.
if the t n'ii r;ei- race of people
Thai would some day assemble there.
An, I be iiti.hihlv held a monologue,
Soiiiew hat on this plan :
Hi" e is a 1 01 . t hai I will give
To the mine deserving man.
I'll place it heie where all Ihe world
''an see I'v " m-I my seal.
And the wo nl"is of my kingdom
To these people I'll rc eal.
" And when the llmil Judgement Day
Is brought down lo their sight,
Hi hold! TV' cues irom l.iMieiock
Shall Htaint upon niy right.
"For tie who was n symbol
if my might, right by his bund,
Can never till lo hud a way
To reach the I'romised Land."
Vim say our liiuk is rusty.
You Hure are mighty bright.
For after slanding all these years
ou'd Mlppose It would be snow w hite
Your power of observation keen.
Should be ui en to the nation
IHin't bury them In llardninn,
So far from human habitation.
I'm so glad that you were watching
me.
I'm flatieied to bent the band.
Win n 1 think that all tl.-.e -' .1 1.
wem there,
The "taiie t u the l.,nd" w ere I lien
A ud . ' 1 sin'-b d no' cut
n,l w .ite'i.-.; ,e me. Oil well!
And et j .. ilhlu't heal 111"',
y., 1 dai.it I ive to yell. i
I Oil SALE
Practically new "Country Home
liihttng Plant. Cauuolty UMU) Watt?
Subscription
S-'.oo
$i.
So. 50
You all noticed me anyway.
And if I remember right
The "fairest in the land" were
On that memorial night.
If you bring the fairest here.
Now this question beats my dome,
What do the other ones look like,
The ones you leave at home?
And as for the famous Leathers Hand,
When they agree to play,
They usually phone just before the
dance
That, they can't come our way.
They wait till the very last minute
Then go to some other town.
I'll say they are famous,
Hut it's the wrong kind of renown.
Not. only has this happened twice,
Hut several times as well.
And if other places would speak up
They too, of this would tell.
For small town music it is good,
We're glad you have them there.
For of what else can Hardman boast,
In that little place so bare?
Leathers got what start they have in
Louerock,
So just brag all you can,
You needn't think we begrudge you
Coming to
The Dalles & Pendleton
Dr. Mellenthin
SPPt IALIST
In liiU'U.itil Medicine for the
past eleven years.
DOES NOT OPPKATE
Will be al
The Dalles, The Dalles Hotel
.Mommy and I uesday .April 17 A: D
Ami al
Pit iilleton, SI. (jieofgo Hotel,
Wednesday H. i huisilay .ipi'il tit &
Oilico Hour: IOMIO a. 111. to 4 p. in.
'I WO DAVS O.vl.Y
No ( barge lor t'oiiMiluilioii
Dr. AleileiHinn is a regular grad
uate iii medicine and surgery and is
licensed by the slate oloiegon. lie
Mstls pi oiession.illy the mine import
ant towns and cities and oilers to all
who call on this trip trie consultation
except Ihe expense of treatment
when desired.
According to his method of treat
ment lie does not operate lor chronic
appendicitis, gall stones, ulcers of
stomach, tonsils or adenoids.
lie has to his credit wonderful re
sults in diseases of the stomach,
liver, bowels, blood, skin, nerves,
heart, kidney, bladder, bed wetting,
catarrh, weak lungs, rheumatism,
sciatica, leg ulcers and rectal ail
ments. II' joii have been ailing for any
length of lime and do not get any
belter, do not fall to call, as improp
er measures lather than disease are
very often the cause of your long
standing trouble.
Keniember above date, (hat consul
Lit ion will be free and that his
licalineni will be d if Cerent.
.Married women must be accom
panied by their husbands.
Address: IP! ti Huston Block, Min
neapolis, Minn.
The Public Want Low Prices
But Good Tailoring
We Supply Both
We have 1200 patterns of choicest woolens now
on display for your inspection
Featuring our
$25 $30 and $35 Suits
Lloyd Hutchinson
Clean
lothes
lean
that
We don't work on that plan.
Are you so sure our dances
Don't amount to very much?
Seems to me you like to come,
And always keep in touch.
I'm so glad you have installed some
lights.
Now tell me, can you tell whether
You are dancing with a girl.
Or do the girls still dance together?
I thank you for your invitation
To bring me to your town some day,
Hut Lonerock Buits me well enough
And so I think I'll stay.
Y'ou said you wrote that piece in
English.
Are you a Freshman, may I ask?
For the English that you used in it
With our teachers would not pass.
Now Mr. Hayden, come again.
As many times as you can and will,
For I'm right here, and still will be,
Till you have had your fill.
And as for boasting we can tell
When we have had our say,
Our rock will still be standing
When your band is in decay.
GENET D. BOOTH,
Lonerock, Ore., March 2 5, 1922.
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Permanently located in Odd
fellow's Building
HEPPNEU, OREGON
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PHYSICIAN' and SURGEON
Telephone 122
Office Patterson's Drug Store
HEPPNER, OREGON
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Office Phone Main 643 ... '
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, HEPPNER, OREGON
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HEPPNER, OREGON
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Political Announcements
I'OIl COUNTY COMMISSIONER
After being urged by citizens and
taxpayers in all parts of the county
to announce myself as a candidate for
the nomination for County Commis
sioner, I have decided to do so and
will be a candidate for such nomina
tion on the Democratic ticket at the
coming primaries. I hr.ve been a
taxpayer here since before Morrow
county was organized. I have no
platform to announce nor promises
to make enly that, if elected, I will
endeavor to serve the people of the
county to the best of my ability.
R. L. BENGE
Paid Advertisement.
FOR COMMISSIONER.
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the nomination to the of
fice of County Commissioner, subject
to the will of the Republicans of
Morrow County, to be expressed at
the primaries in May, 1922.
G. A. BLEAKMAN,
Present Incumbent. Hardman, Or.
Paid Advt.
FOR REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announce myself as
candidate for the offi e of Joint Rep
resentative of Umatilla and Morrow
counties, on the Republican ticket.
If elected I promise to faithfully and
honestly perform the duties of the
office, working at all time for li
interests of the people of this district
and the state of Oregon.
E. M. HULDEN.
Paid Adertisement.
FREE GARDEN SEEDS
The Herald has a supply of free
government seed for distribution in
cluding vegetable and flower seeds.
Call and secure what you need for
planting. tf
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Notice is hereby given that the un
dersigned has been appointed by the
county court of the State of Oregon
for Morrow county, administratrix of
the estate of Harley Wright, deceased
and that she has qualified as such
administratrix. All persons having
claims against said estate muKt pre
sent (hem properly verified, at the of
fice of Woodson Sc. Sweek, my attor
neys in Heppner, Oregon, on or be
fore six months from the date of the
first publication hereof.
MARGARET WRIG.lIT
Date of first publication, March 7,
1922. 45-49
iow Fireslone Has Reduced
Ihe Cost of Tire Service
H
OW the cost of
. All inventories and commitments at or below the
2. Increased manufacturing efficiency and volume
overhead SS.
3. Selling costs reduced 38.
Mr. Firestone stated, "This reduction in prices is made possible by our unusually
advantageous buying facilities, and the enthusiasm, loyalty and determination of our
100 stockholding organixation.
"Due credit must be given to Firestone dealers who are selling Firestone tires on
a smaller margin of profit. This brings every Fjrestone saving direct to the car.
owner."
The saving through first cost plus the saving through high mileage doublet
Firestone economy and is daily adding new fame to the Firestone principle of service
'j;.7Z!
PHONE 872
ALEX (illilt, IMuniler
At Starkey's Electrical Store
I I'iv Any Old Thing
Auto radiators, Ranges, Heat
ers and Tinware. Dirty Chim
ney Cleaned. Key Fitting
Glazing Etc.
FOR JOINT REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announce my candidacy on
the Republican ticket for Joint Rep
resentative of the District of Morrow
and Umatilla counties in the May
primaries. I have lived in Umatilla
county 24 years and own property in
both counties. I was a member of the
1919, or War Session, and the spe
s -r r
The Eats That are
TREATS
We make it our business to sell meats for eats that are real
treats. And we don't comply with the food laws because it is
compulsory we do it because we want, and expect to get good
service and fair treatment from merchants and professional
men with whom we deal, and because we knov it is our busi
ness to sell only the best.
For breakfast, lunch, or dinner we can supply your wants, no
matter how elaborate or how conservative. We have arrang
ed to fill all orders and would like to see your meat order.
Central
25 Cents out
You are now paying for insurance can remain
in your pocket when
you renew that Fire Insurance
policy
O
Fire
regon
F. R Brown Agent For Morrow County
Phone Office 642, Res. 29F14. Heppner, Or.
Z I Jan. 1921 I Jan. 1922 I D . Z
Sl2e Prices Prices Auction
30 x 3 Fabric $18.75 $ 9.85 47
30 x 33-2 " 22.50 11.65 48
30x32 Cord 35.75 17.50 51
32 x 4 " 56.55 32.40 43
33x42 " 67.00. 42.85 36
33 x 5 " 81.50 52.15 36
building quality tires has been brought down to the lowest 1
level in history was explained by H. S. Firestone, President of the Company,
to the stockholders at the annual meeting on December IS, 1921.
Most Miles per Dollar
A.
COHN AUTO CO.
cial session of 1920 of the Oregon
Legislature and otherwise have devo
ted my time to public matters. I
have no platform except to offer the
best judgement I have and to pursue
a conservative and economic course.
I believe in applying strict business
methods to public matters. When
we can pay for public development
we should have betterments, but
when taxes grow burdensome we
must be content with the old ways
until we can do better. Just now
taxes must be trimmed wherever pos
sible and no new appropriations
made; and, the pressing needs of the
farmer and stockman must be the
main issue in law making and in the
sphere of public influence.
E. P. DODD, Hermiston, Ore.
Paid Advertisement.
Market
of every $1.00
m the
Assn.
market.
production reduced factory
fti-Ht i-Um condition. Call on ot
uriilrccH,
K. J STAKKEY
JJtA
45-48 Heppnor, Ore