t THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON Tuesday, Novcrr.bef 2g, tgst PAGE TWO THE HEPPNER HERALD AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER S. A. PATTISON, Kditor and Publisher Entered at the Heppner, Oregon, Postofflce as second-class Matter Terms of Subscription One Year $2.00 Six Months $1.00 Three Months $0.50 The Tangled Skein Untangled by the Herald Bell Hop Federal System of Placement Training for Ex-Service Men All Wrong Hy COL. C. R. FORBES, Director U. S. Veterans' Bureau Mr. From the investigation I have made on the sub ject of vocational education, as now being conducted by the government, I am convinced that our present meiVinrt if Til 11 pfTnpnt f rti i n i n (T lino Kpon (1pm nri at rfl i p(l pnrifl net viA v tn Kn all xvrrinnr Vttrrrtpr sprvir-n Tnpn f -J "."0. ..... , who have been given medical attention in hospitals, . are now being placed in many inKtances in sweatshops and "mushroom concerns." They are not being given , the training contemplated by the government, but on 't the other luind are being used as a source of cheap i.Z, A liilior for flip rmrnotip of pnrninrr nrofiis for the man- l 1 " O L tigers of these institutions. ! urlliermorc, the government has furnished these privately managed training shops with their machinery and equipment. I propose to close every "mushroom" institution. There are 40 or 50 different types of these. J figure there are 30,000 veterans of the total 100,000 now receiv ing vocational training in places of this character. I doubt very much if five per cent of the entire 6,000 veterans represented as rehabilitated are actually engaged in the work assigned to them by the government. They are accepted for certain classes for training in designated institu tions, and all too frequently are assigned to some other class of work which will make the proprietor more money for himself. Jsn't it rotten on the face of it? It is nothing short of slavery to put men in certain types of these institutions. We want to establish schools bo the men will be honestly and properly rehabilitated instead of destroy ing their morale. We are going to give better study to the physical, men tal and moral side of each man given into our care. lu addition to these schools there will be employment offices created for the location of men after they have been thoroughly trained, and there will be a follow-up system so that when a trainee after leaving the govern ment schools shows a special aptitude in his work he can be given spe cialized assistance. Graduates of the national schools will be given cer tificates as journeymen under a guarantee of the government. A Heppner man received notice . from the "attorneys for the plaintiff the other day that they had been giv ' en a judgment against him for $2,- 48 5 and wanted to know what they should do with it. "Cash it" was the word sent back by the defendant i "and let some of the poor people of the town use the money." We rise to remart that the defendant was a sure enough optimist. A Minnesota man went into an automobile smashup the other day and both of his legs had to be ampu tated just above the ankle. After he had "come to life" following the ef fects of the anesthetic, he said: "Say I sure have something to be thank ful for what if I had been going the other way." This is the week we keep wonder ing who to pity the more the foot ball players or the turkeys that have had no better sense than to eat all the feJd in sight. Death for one and derailment for the other. Our invitation to the disarmament parley must have been miscarried a: up to yet we have not received it. May not have made any particular change though. ! There is a rumor afloat that con gress will attempt to pass a bill mak ing it necessary for bootleggers to I comply with the purefood laws. But the undertakers are fighting the j passage of the bill, says the rumor. I Some big men want a little job while there are a lot or little men who aren't satisfied unless they have a position that is bigger than they are. Education is compusory here in the United States but after taking a walk around the block for a couple of times one comes to the conclusion that there is something to that o' saying: "You can drive a hors to water but you can't make it drink." Prohibition is compulsory too ir some places. Santa Claus is going to sneak on a lot of merchants throughout the country who have been waiting for 'business to pick up." You can at least depend upon the radical man as being honest in his convictions. He also has a way o telling things which shows him to be a radical. The man who does not smile when it is time to smile has something on his mind that should be separated from it and a cream separator won't do the work. A lot of men are going to prove they have something to be thankful for by getting all lit up like the great white way, while the wife sits at home and wonders why Thanks giving day is being observed all over the country. The dollar that does the business today isn't the one where the signa ture aprears on the bottom line, while at the top may be found: "One year after date I promise to pay." What Women Think By Mary, the Girl Reporter Are techer thinks the main thing we pewpils have to be thankful for is thet she was choosed to tech in are room. Paw ses she is mitey eggotis tical Phil Mahoney ses there is mutch more pleasure in anticipashun than thare is reelization but he never did no just when to kwit after he got himself set down to a table full of good things to eet. Paw cut the last six days ofn our kalender the uther day and maw ses why didn't he wate til the last weak an then turn the clock ahed 6 days. Mundy nite when I sneazed ant Lucy ses Mary pull down that win dow an Paw looked over at me and ses Mary pull up them stockins. Teehcer ast Duck Lee why did thay put in God we trust on all are silver munney and Duck he sed he guest it was becawse everybody elts had to pay cash now days. Us girls is startin a put an take club. We put on our best cloas and take a feller to the dance an he has to pay all the eckspences of the eav ning. Its easie enuff to get the girls to joyne but its hard to ketch the fel lers. The ladys ade sossiety passed a resolushion 2 years ago that as the Herald carried all the lokle news tr wood not ned to waste any time tel lin each uther what was goin on in the vissinity. Are pxeecher who Is teecher of the Sundy skule class ast Fred Tash what a reformer was an he sed a reformer was a man who was confined tn a re formatory an got away while none of the gards was awake. Paw he came home from town the uther nite an had sum But on his faice. Maw she ast how come you get that thalre an Paw he sed he helped fix up a furniss what wassent working. That mafks five times in to weaks witch pa whas had to help some one fix up their furnisss so "he must enjoy it. Are class got to arguin about the debalten sossiety Wenesday nite and befoar the techer got sum of the boys sepirated thair had bin blood spilled. Teecher she was going to get boxin gloves for the debaters to use. Proper speech weak passed by very kwietly in this here town. Everbudy knows how to talk and they talked as they know how whitch made it a pieceful weak. I herd one of the stor keepers say Wensday that he wussent goin to put in a verry hevvy Krismus stock so I rote to Santy Claws to do his Krismus shoppin erley. I was almost over loaded last Krismus. 5 ? i 1 : ! i 1 0 I ! . : ! ! ! ! j ; MIXWM i": Commenc g to Wonder? Many people have commenced to wonder what they are r.o IiiK to prepare during the holiday season, and the "Do Your ('h l ist mas Shopping Early," is going to have wore followers than ever this year. ' Wh do not anticipate an earlyrush, but we are prepared fur it. and to those who export to serve a number or Mends and relatives during tint holiday season, we wish to say that anything in thti GROCIJltY lino Ik available here at prices that PIh.iho you. Sam Hughes Co. BANKING SERVICE Your banking requirements may be en trusted to tins bank with every confidence that careful and efficient service will be rendered. Farmers & Stockgrowers National Bank HEPPNER, OREGON. ", . 43 i 1 ! & .&&d. . o 5a dP rices nave ? Not roppe Just Look At Our Stock And Forget Th Fast stressing Practical Holiday Gifts Trunks, Han bags and Suitcases A large stock of- well selected articles in this line. ' Ve are glad to have you look them over. Heaters? Yes, and Ranges, Too (Ireat Western and Portland lines are Iji'st. Let us tell you why. Knameled Ranges Blue white or gray. Brass and Art Steel Beds A beautiful assortment of patterns at very reasonable prices. Hand Painted China A beautiful assortment, all bright, new decorations. . Wm. Rogers 1847 Silverware Enough Said Mew Rugs Here; More in Transit 9 x 12 Tapestry Brussels, now $25.00 $85.00 Axmisters, now. $50.00 9 x 12 Seamless only $45.00 Rngs, Rockers, Dressing Tables, Footsools Way Down in Price and Quality Better Than Ever Do Your Christmas Shopping Now Case Furniture Company . oooooooooocooecocecoooooo0ooeoooco5c.c-o