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THE HEPPNER HERALD
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
S. A. PATTISON, Editor and Publisher
Entered at the Heppner, Oregon, Postoffice as Becond-class Matter
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Six Months $1.00
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THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER,
Tuesday. November 15, 1921
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What Women Think
By Mary, the Girl Reporter
THANKSGIVING DAY
Heppner Athletic Grounds
lone Legion
vs.
Heppraer
Post
Good Fast Game. If you
crave to see acition don't
fail to be there at 2:30
Sharp
Big Legion Dance in
Fair Pavilion Same
Evening
I was up to the city the other day
with ant Lucy and ant Lucy thinks
she is offle poplar with the traffick
pliepmen as ever time she come to a
korner she sed the plicmen waived
at her.
As are fambly is goin down to lone
to eat Thanksgivin dinner with ant
Smanthy, paw an maw has bin givin
us lessons in etyket. Paw ses men
ny a good man has cut his throte
while eatin peas, hoo wood have bin
alive today hed he studdyd etyket an
maw ses never to drink out of the
finger boal as there is sope in it wiicri
will form bubbles witch sometimes
bust.
A fue of the football boys is up in
arms becawse the coach ses they are
not to eat befoar the gaim next
Thursday. They say they mite not
be in good shaip for eatin after the
gaim an they doant want to take
' enny chances.
I Nelly Fittit.e got a new waste on
the 80 sent counter the uther day
an she- ses she is goin to give the top
haf of it to her sister margery.
I The ut her day rite after egsamun-'
at ion are teecher sed to me she ses
its a niitey good thing you are a girl
an doant, play football cause there
your plais. I gess she doant like me.
They was a red hot finanshul ar
gyment at are house Wensday nite.
Paw an maw was the cheef debaters
an it finished up this way, but maw,
ses paw, munney is awful tight and
maw ses to paw she ses it aint half
as tite as your are.
Paw sed he had ritten to Santy
Claws an told him we had moved an
he sed he dident give him are new
addres as he dident think hed stop
here anyhow.
Paw pushed are car ahead a few
feat the uther nite. He ses it's hard
on the tires to let it stand to long in
one plais. He thinks he wilLbe able
to get some gasolean for it next
weak sum time as his hoam brew is
about ripe.
Are stoar keeper was showin maw
some changeable silk the uther day
an he sed see how butifully the color
changes. Maw ast him if than- was
enny way for him to change the price
as well as the color. Maw dident
by it.
I have to start huntin for all of my
gum this weak as I doant spose
thairell be enny at Ant Smanthys.
The Tangled Skein
Untangled by the Herald
Bell Hop
Mr. and Mrs. J. W. .Beymer re
turned from visiting the stock show
Sunday evening.
J. A. Waters returned from Port
land Sunday evening after attending
the annual meeting of County Clerks
nml Sheriffs and also taking in the
wood always be a substoot playing in stock show.
Whenever we begin to think we
feel like we are going to have an at
tack of the "blues," we slip her over
into reverse and pat ourself on the
back for being able to keep out of
jail and have nothing in common
with the income tax man.
A subscriber writes in that his son,
is working his way through college.
But the subscriber says that the son
is going to lose his job because he
is the one who is being worked,
ill thp rnnse erer.se that isn't
mixed into the gravy next week at.
the Thanksgiving dinner, 'will be
I available for croup, coughs, colds, ex
posed knee caps, etc., after the big
feed. Sometimes we think we'd
like to be a little dab of goose grease
if applied according to our direc
tions.
When money was plentiful, we
could buv as much as we wanted.
and whatever we wanted, and just
give a knowing wink to the credit
man. Now, when a dollar loo'ks as
big as the Niagara Falls though it
doesn't make as much noise they
ask us to use the dollar before we
cany the goods away. But death still
has its sting.
The railroad men struck out. Too
much indivfdual playing, too little
team work. They still contend that
the owners are demanding too much
for their share of the series and if
the umpires would give them a
square deal they'd win yet. Too
many men want to hit a home run
every time they go to bat.
An Iowa officer who had a large
number of teddy bears, claimed to
have been stolen, let a few of them
rot Hwav a few days ago and now
he's asking for a search warrant that
can be used anywhere in the state.
Iowa women, beware.
With uncle Sam finally admitting
that beer could be used by the sick,
some of the state officers agreeing
that wine is a necessity, and with the
hnntleesrers still enjoying a liberal
patronage, Andy Volstead don't seem
to be able to claim a decisive victory.
Some people wont spend as much
time getting ready forThanksgiving
as they will spend getting over it.
But it's spent for a good cause any
way. Still and that word is mighty ex
nressive it wont be as easy for the
average bar hound to get his Christ
mas cheer this season, as it was in
the olden days when it sold for 50
cents a pint and you didn't have to
go through seven back stairways to
get it. At present prices a man can
take his choice between a gallon o
hard likker or a Ford.
Heppner Herald Want. Ads
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" Ycuir banking requirements may he en
trusted in this hank with every confidence
111 ,1 eareiul and el'fteieut service will he rendered.
Farmers & Stockgrowers
National Bank
HEPPNER, OREGON.
Fresh Fruits
and Vegetables
WE ARE HEPPNER'S HEAD
QUARTERS FOR ALL KINDS
OF FRESH FRUITS AND VEG
ETABLES. EVERYTHING IN SEASON
WE KEEP
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FIFTEEN DAYS SALE
We will offer these sizes at the following cash prices; Every
Tire Carrying a Standard Mileage Guarantee:
KELLY SPRINGFIELD
FIRESTONE
Fabric
30x3 1 1 .6 1
30 x 3 1 34 1
p x V4 .21.87
31x4 25.29
3-' x 4 29.39
33 x 4
34 x 4
32 x 4'
33X4
3n x 4
30 x 4s
33 x 5
35 5
Cord
20.43
26.37
26.21
30.06
33.12
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35- 55
38.16
39.60
39-7
40.91
41.90
47.07
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Fabric
30 x 3 S9.S5
30 x3!4 12.56
32 x zk
31x4 . 19.60
32 x 4 22.60
33 x 4 23.75
34 x 4 24-40
32 x 4H 30.28
33 'x 4 31-28
34 x 4 32.24
35 x 4 33-72
33 x 5
35x5
Cord
$19.85
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34- 29
35- 55
38.16
39.60
39-87
40.91
47-07
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AFTER NOVEMBER 30th
The regular reduced prices announced by the
companies, as in effect November 8th, will
prevail. BUY NOW AND MAKE EXTRA SAVING
KELLY SPRINGFIELD
FIRESTONE
Fabric
Cord
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x 31'
M2.QO
14-90
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31 x 4 28.10
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34 x 4 39-50
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30 x34 . 13.95
32 x ih 19.17
31 x 4 22.05
32 x 4 27.43
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34 x 4 27.36
32 x 41
33 x 4
34 x 4
35 x 4
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