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We Are Exclusive Agents in Heppner for
Normans Ice Cream
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Just What is
HARDWARE?
m j Thirty years ago if a man or concern carried 50 different
tides of hardware, he had a very complete stock. Drop in
some day and see if you can count the different articles we
carry.
It's just another case of the world growing larger and
better and if we don't have in stock what you want, it will
be an easy matter for us to get it for you.
And it won't be any too early for you to get the neces
sary "tools" to get a regular honest-to-Pete Thanksgiving din
ner ready.
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THE HEPPNEK HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON - pAGE THREg
IS OLD LONDON ' vr.animn I a aa a aaI .
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Hyde Park Has fop Centuriea Been
the Scere of Amusements Dear
to Englishmen.
In Tlyde park, London, nearly every
game and sport known to the English
has been practiced at one time or an
other. In 1550 the French ambassa
dor hunted there with the king. In
1578 the Duke Casiuiir "killed a bar
ren doe with his piece in Hyde park
from among 300 other deer." In the
reign of Charles I the park became
celebrated for Its foot and horse races
round the ring, the "dusty mill-horse
drive," as Lady Malapert calls it.
"Shall we make a fling to London,"
wrote Richard ISrome, "and see how
the spring appears there in the spring
gardens ; and in Hyde park, to see the
races, horse and foot; to hear the
Jockies crack?"
Racing in the ring wns' one of the
greatest attractions in the park, and
some of the meetings were thought
to be of great importance, as even
among the state papers there is pre
served the agreement for a race that
took place there. Charles I mixed
freely with his subjects on these occa
sions, but, looking on the royal park
as his own possession, he mice ordered
the ejection of a Berkshire squire,
whom he referred to as an "ugly ras
cal." The "ugly rascal" overheard
the phrase. He went away quietly,
but vowed vengeance, and gradually
embittered the whole of his country
against the King. He bad, indeed, his
revenge, for writ large on Charles I's
dealh warrant was the name of the
"ugly rascal."
Permanently located in Odd
fellow's Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
DR. A. D. McMURDO
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON
Telephone 122
Office Patterson's Drug Store
HEPPNER, OREGON
F. A. McMENAMIN
LAWYER
Office Phone Main 643
Residence Fhone Main 66 5
Roberts Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORN K Y-AT-LAW
Office in Court House
HEPPNER, OREGON
Keep Your Insurance
Policies
T M. CLYDE KELLY MISS LUCY PAGE GAST0N
n1 r 1 k4
nder a bill introduced in the house
-pressman M. Clyde Kelly of
pnia, members of the Presi.
,:binet would be entitled to oc.
py leata on the floor of the senate
d house with the right of taking
rt in debate on matters pertaining
their respective departments.
Miss Lucy Page Gaston has resigned
from the Anti-Cigarette League of
America, which sne organized and of
which she has been active head for
more than twenty years. Miss Gaston,
according to a statement issued by the
board of directors, was too revolution
ary in her fight against "the weed,"
insicting upon "promoting prohibitory
measures" which did not meet with the
board's approval.
MORE THAN MERELY ORATOR
Will Crooks, English Labor Leader, a
wan of Most Remarkable
Personality.
Although he had such a wonderful
way with him when talking to an au
dience, the late Mr. Will Crooks was
the despair of reporters.
It was impossible to transfer his
spoken words into cold print without
losing the very thing that captivated
his audience the personality of the
man.
It was all personality with Mr.
Crooks, and experienced reporters
have been known to go to a meeting
which Mr. Crooks kept in roars of
laughter, and when they had written
their report tear It up because it failed
to convey any Idea of what had hap
pened. Mr. Crooks was good at telling a
story, hut even better at repartee.
At a recruiting mooting during the
war a man tried to Interrupt him,
and provoked the withering retort,
"Yes, I know von. Yon m- ,,n f
tho.se who could settle the whole thing
m a barbers shop on a Saturday
afternoon."
Mr. Crooks' favorite story concerned
a woman who bought some flowers
110m a nower-glrl at I'iccadillv circus
She was so pleased with them that
sne promised to buy more on Wednes
day, ."when my daughter Is oomlng
out." "She shall have the best posy,
ma'am, that I can make," was the re
ply. "What has she been in for?"
London Tit-lilts.
President Hirlinct
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Famines in History.
The famines of the ancient world,
usually confined to comparatively
small countries, such as Egypt or Pal
estine, were largely due to'the small
ness of the area depended unon for
food. Unfavorable conditions were
general and failure In one part usual
ly meant failure-throughout the coun
try. And only one or two crous w.re
depended upon.
Anolher cause of those ancient fam
ilies and of some of the famines In Eu
rope during the Middle ages, was want
ot means of transportation, 'j',,, nnt
where famine prevailed might not he
more distant than a hundred miles
from 11 district where there was
plenty, but it was Impossible to carry
some of the aliunoiiiice of the hitter
to the Mriekcn coimiry, or curry it In
KUfiicimt (jt, utilities and with' sufli
cieot dispatch to succor the needy.
Olio of the great assurances against
want sire our iieaiis of transportu
tiun the steiinishiji mid the railway,
which make available the ul,i.
worlds supply of food.
Succeeding former President Wilson, PresiCtnt Harding was recsntl
cted president of th. Am.rlc.n Rod Cross. H. Is h.r. Mcn acceptina ths
e. From left to right: MsJ. Cv Mtrrltts W. Ir.l.nd, Surg.on General
8. A.; Dr. Livingston Fsrrsnd, chairman Contral Commlttoo af ths rJ
h Prosldsnt; Asst. Secretary of the Traaoury Eliot Wadswerth
ar Admiral Edward B. Itltt, urgson Oonoral, U. t. M. ".,
Why Hats Cause Baldness.
It is necessary for the hair to have
sufficient ulr and good circulation of
me moon us it Is for the body, lioth
must "hreuthe," and both must be Run-
idled with blood to carry off Impuri
ties, in the (use of huir, the blood is
supplied through tiny veins situated
around the roots and any tight hand
around the upper portion of the head
will cause the hair to die and full out.
The construction of men 'a huts Is
such that they press rather tightly
upon the forehead and the bulging
portion of the head at the hack, thus
Impending free c'.rculutlon of the
blood.
Tne connection between a mnn's bnt
and his baldness la clear from the fact
that there are hut few men who are
entirely bald. Most of them have a
fringe around the firs and the lower
portion of the buck of the head, pitru
which are riot emerwl by their hats.
Prepared.
Antoinette Mrs. Black 'a called to
see you, madam.
Mrs. White Oh! Kuo to the drug
tore now ami get me some aspirin,
Antoinette.
Antoinette Your poor 'ed, does It
che then, madam?
lin. White No I Bat It wlli wlx
sh has lofLr-Umdon UaJI.
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATT015X E V-AT-LAW
First National Bank Bldg.
HEPPNER, OREGON
WATERS & ANDERSON
FIRE INSURANCE
Successors to
C. C. Patterson
HEPPNER, OREGON
DeLUXE ROOMS
Summer Rates
75c & $1.00
Over Case Furniture Co.
A here thev will he secure. A nminin
cnt insurance man says that insurance com
panies have considerable trouble through
the carelessness of policy-holders in keeping
their policies in secure places where thev are
liable to- be destroyed by lire, lost or 'mis-
If you lose a policy it will cost you consid
erable trouble and expense to get a dupli
cate. In a safe deposit vault like ours your
policy will be preserved intact.
First National Bank of
Heppner
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORN E Y S-AT-L A W
Masonic Building
HEPPNE-R, OREGON
Heppner Herald Want Ads bring
home the bacon.
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