Tuesday, October 25, 192 1
THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
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I.VMBEU BARGES AVILL FLOAT
DOWX KIYEli
sound the river, going as far as Ce-
lilo. Plans are under foot to ship
barges ot lumber from Clearwater,
On Thursday two men stopped in Idaho, to Cecilo where ii will be
Boardman at the Highway Inn. They j transferred to steamers and shipped
had a veryunusual trip, having come I east, by way of Panama Canal. Thus
down from Lewiston, Idaho in a j far the shallowest water found was
row boat. Their purpose was to I four feet. Boardiuan Mirror.
DOES YOUR SUIT SUIT YOU
or is it soiled and seedy looking af
ter a summer' wear in the dust?
We know how to make it look like
new because
Cleaning, Pressing, and Repairing
ARE OUR SPECIALTIES
If you need a new Suit or Overcoat, drop in
and look over our Woolens
LLOYD HUTCHINSON
What Women Think
By Mary, the Girl Reporter
We Don't Use a Lifting
Jack or a Crowbar
When we are doing repair work on the finer and
more intricate parts of yur car, we have tools for that
purpose. We are fully equipped with tools, trains and
experience to keep your auto, in the pink of condition.
It is much less expensive to KEEP your auto in good
running order than it is to PUT it in repair after you
have let the troubles get big.
Open Whenever You Need Us
Heppner Garage Machine Shop
PATUICK & l.aPVSIKE, Props.
Phone 82
The preacher said last sundy that
waiges had been redooced all doun
tlhe line excep in the matter of sin.
The waiges of sin is still deth.
Are teecher ast how menny of the
boys wood stand gard at the skool
house next Monday nite it beein hol
lowean. Every boys hand in the
skool room went up an teecher doant
no eksactly wether to beleeve the
boys or not.
A girl in my class told her paw
that she coodent go to the hi skool
dance becawse she diddent have en
nything to ware and her paw told
her she would have to git sumthing
to wave becawse their fambly cud
dent afford to go into sossiety.
Paw was arrested las weak fur
parkin his car two long in 1 plaise.
Paw pade the fine an sod lied ruther
do that as to let P. Devnie no
that hed forgot how to start it. He
jis bot the car to wea'ks ago an that
wus the first time hed been able to
git it away Irum. home.
Ant Lucy had her fust ecksporince
with a osoopath yiterday. The
osteopath is in the hospital ..yet
but his wife ses he will git well. Ant
Lucy sed there cuddent no man rub
her vertebniys together like that an
git away with it an the ostopaili
ses when he gits well ant Lucy will
have to apollygise.
One of the gurls who is in my Sun
dy skool klass ses the men she mar
rys must have plenty of munney so
I supose she will be runnin. after the
buteleggers an the krooks. Ime go
in to be sattisl'ide with any kind of a
man.
The editor of the Herald rote me a
letter an sed coodent I find moar
news outside of our fambly an I roat
rite back an sed I wassent to blaime
if everything that happened to hap
pen happened in our fambly.
I ast paw for 50 cents to go to the
lyceum last Friday night an paw
sed I shood save the 50 cents and
stay home an heer maw.
The ladys ade sossiety met as pur
kontrackt last Wensday but they did
dent have mutch more sucksess than
they did the weak befoar.
We wus tawkin about a rich wid-
der over at lioardman las nite and
paw sed if she cud keep a secret as
good as she cud 'keap everything else
shed maik a mighty good politishun.
Maw wants me to be a politician.
The Tangled Skein
Untangled by the Herald
Bell Hop
his LIFE
is what you make it
AND IT IS MADE UP LARGELY OF EATING
That's what makes us wonder occasionally, why
some people don't take more pains in choosing a "steady"
in the grocery line.
A dependable grocer is one who sells dependable
groceries and when you stop to think, youdon't want
groceries that are not dependable.
No chance to mention all the delicacies we handle in
this ad but you coud come and take a look at the trade
marks.
You Eat to Live So Cat the Best
A man is as old as he feels. When
your clutch begins to slip, try some
thing you know will stop it or else
do some experimenting.
An optimist is a man who has
gone without eating so long that his
garters are too large and makes
himself believe that the rubber in his
garters are giving out.
Clair Hopper says there is nothing
strange about the average woman
and Webster defines "strange" as
being something never before seen,
heard or konwn. If a stranger knocks
let her in.
Thanksgiving day is drawing close
and Slewfoot Pete says he has at
least one thing to be thankful for and
that is that he won't be dissnppnint
ed it Santa Claus don't call on him
this year.
"Fatty" Arbuckle says he is going
back on the stage again, but if he
does he should take the position of
stage carpenter.
We paid the other day that we had
heard of every kind of an insurance
company, from the company that in
sures one against loss in case of an
auto wreck to the company that in
sured fairs and entertainments from
incurring a loss, but had never heard
of a company that Insured safety for
bandits and other law breakers. The
minister was standing near-by and
said he represented that company.
There is some consolation in learn
ing that where a murder would be
committed for $35 in 1919, the slug
gers demand an average of $6 5 per
murder this year. Money being
scarce, murder should fall off con
siderably.
Moving picture makers are discon
tinuing the practice of holding leg
shows because they have so much
competition in every day life..,
Looks like the high school and col
lege girls are going to ruin dame
fashions decree that rolled stockings
and see-more petticoats should be
worn.
A cook book says, one can discover
a bad egg by its odor," but when a
frugal housewife goes into a store to
buy a couple of dozen eggs she
don't feel like breaking them open
to see if they smell good or not.
An exchange says the powers that
be, have started to use a pruning
hook in Washington, but they are not
running any chances of hooking
themseles.
If the silk worms had been left at
tached to a lot of the silk Bhirts that
we were sold two years ago, sonieof
of the boys would at least had bait
so they could have gone fishing.
When our boys first went into the
service, spiral puttees were worth
$6 a pair to them. After a few
months in the service they wouldn't
pay 69 cents a pair. Conditions do
change..
New Cootie Game
And Games of all kinds
at the
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Seeding Time
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Seeding time is here again and to get the
best results you will need the best you can get in
the way of
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Drills and Harrows
We will supply you yith these or any other
implements you may need at
Prices that arc Right
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Every thing in Hardware
and Implements
Phelps Grocery
Company
IHIUGON
the time until about two o'clock In
the morning. Everyone reports a
most enjoyable evening and wishes
Mr. Glasgow many more happy birth
days. Mrs. F. H. Ricks has a purse full
of money now days. She tlook so
many blue ribbons at the North Mor
row County Fair at Boardman and
the Morrow County Fair at Heppner
I that1 she has enough to make a fancy
pillow. The ribbons were from
'chickens, various farm produce, can
! ned goods and fancy work. She pro
! mises even a greater exhibit next
! year and hopes to Hecure enough blue
j ribbons to make a table rover.
Sunday School will hold Itally Day
Service Sunday October 23rd. Rev.
Harper will be In Irrigon for thvo or
three days the last of theweek to
work up Interest for the occasion.
There will be a short program and
an Interesting hour Is promised.
Everyone Is cordially Invited. Rev.
Hlllla will also be here for Sunday
evening service, October 23 rd and ex
pect to hold protracted meetings
for a week or two.
Mrs. E. F. Fageratrom and Mr. H.
T. Walpole ar organising a women's
chorus and 'reports good progress.
It look as If considerable religious
work will be undertaken and Rev.
Hlllls will llkelr take the Irrlgon
Boardman field, recently made va
cant by the resignation of Re. J. W.
Hood.
Several have made repeated exper
intents poisoning rabblth with the
formula so successful early la the
summer, namely, application of pois
on paste mixture on cedar sticks
and all report no success at this
time. It would seem that rabbits
would not tVtke to salt at this time
of year and the poison should be ap
plied In some other way now. In
the spring rabbits even gnaw the ties
on the r nil road track where the
bait h'.K run riff ref rieerator cars
land we should plan extensive work
with sticks next spring. Other
poisons should be used In the mean
time.
wi in i ni i itntn i mni mui
Gilliam & Bisbee
'We Have It. Will Get It, or It is Not Made."
SOTK'K OK TAKING IT AND HAI.K
OK KSTHAY
i'AKU HIMIMllKS
wniire Is hereby given that I, Hie
undersigned, under the laws of the
State of Oregon, have taken up in
la hereinafter described while
running at largo on my premises. In
Morrow County, Oregon, bdoui mu
miles south of Boardman, Oregon.
r. mare, about five years 010,
no visible brand, weight about 1100
pounds.
Ona black two-year-oia, oranaeu
19 on left hip.
One black yearling no brands vis
ible.
That I will, on
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER B. 1921.
at the hour of ten o'clock In the
fnrenoon of said day .unless the
same shall have been redeemed, at
my ranch about two miles south of
Boardman, Oregon, In said county,
sell said animals to the highest bid
der, for cash In hand, for the purpose
of paying for the costs of taking up,
holding and selling such animals, to
gether with reaori.ble damages for
the injury caused by said animals
running at largo on said premises,
M. C MARSHALL
Paled and first published on this
1 8th day of October, 1021. Adever
tlsement. 25-26
Pretty Childish Fancy.
Billy, unlike most children, Is not
afraid of thunder. One dny, while
plHjrlnc with some of Ills friends. It
started to thunder, frightening them.
Hut Hilly soothed them by saying,
"pon't be afrnld, that's only it play
Ins his organ."
As the ewes come off the summer
range it Is a good time to cull them.
Sort out all ewes with udders spoiled
by caking or injured teats, ulso all
"glimmers" and thoso with spread
teeth such that it will bo hard for
them to stand the winter. With
sheep prices low, this Is a good tlmn
to pay attention to general conforma
tion in culling and thus build up an
attractive uniform flock. Select
ewes having s-trong, straight
backs and good coverings of wool.
COUNTY TnfcA.Sl KKJtS NOTICE
Notice Is hereby given that all
Morow County Warrants, registered
up to and Including February, 21,
1921, will be paid upon presentation
at mjr office..
Interest ceases after November I,
1921.
T. J. HUMPHREYS,
County Trasurer 26-27
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