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Tuesday, October 18, 1921.
THE HKPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
PAGE FIVE
AMERICAN LEGION' ORGANIZES
FOOT ALL TEAM
The American Legion are out or
ganizing afootball team this week,
which they say will have no equal in
this p.trt of the state and they say
that all men who would like to
try out for the team sh uld get in
touch with Cecil Lisuellen before
next Sunday when they will have
thir first signal practice.
DOES YOUR SUIT SUIT YOU
or is it soiled and seedy looking af
ter a summer' wear in the dust?
We know how to make it look like
new because
Cleaning, Pressing, and Repairing
What Women Think
By Mary, the Girl Reporter
ARE OUR SPECIALTIES
If you need a new Suit or Overcoat, drop in
and look over our Woolens
LLOYD HUTCHINSON
We Don't Use a Lifting
Jack or a Crowbar
When we are doing repair1 work on the finer and
more intricate parts of, y"ur car, we have tools fos that
purpose. We are -fully equipped with tools, trains and
experience to keep your auto in the pink of condition.
It is much less expensive to KEEP your auto in good
running order? than it is to PUT it in repair after you
have let the troubles get big.
Open Whenever You Need Us
Heppner Garage Machine Shop
PATRICK & LaDCSUlE, Props.
Phone 82
Sems like thers a lot of married
cupples that are not sattisfide with
life. Maw she sez to paw the other
day she sez she wisht he was a dollar
bill sos she cud get him changed.
I have started to taik lessuns by
male on how to run a fase manikure
shop. In 1 plaise it says whair aige
has left its marks on the vicktim, the
lines of the faise must be titened up
so I will start my shop in a garrage.
A lot of wimmin here had maid
arraingments to enter the bewty
show wich is to be held next munth
but when they fowned out thet 3 ise
men had bin choosed as the judjes
thay withdrue thair entrants paipers.
Doctor McMurdo refoosed to give
an antiseptic to 1 of the boys who is
in my class the uther day becus he
sed ho coodent tell when the eather
had beginned to taik affeckt.
The ladys Ade met with maw last
Wensday to tye sum kwilts for the
disaibled youkalaly players of this
city. Thay got to tawkin, about wim-
mens rites an thay caled a speshul
moetin for next Wensday agin.
T nt link In tup the uther dav if
he cud give me the korreckt. diffin
nishim to the word "no" and he sed
he cud. He sed the wurcl "no" wus
what kep him frum gittin marryed
an he tride ate times.
Maw ses the autto is talking the
plaice of the bath tub an paw he ses
foaks are gettin to up to dait for a
bath tub an thay are awl gittin dry
kleaned now.
Currier, who is very absinthe
minded sed thair wus 1 thing he cud
dent forgit and that was his kole bill.
He ses he thinks thay uzed a magni
fyin gass when thay added up the
figgers.
The Heppner debatin sossiety is
going to begin opperashuns sune.
The kwestin to be discusted is: "Re
zloved that Marys lam shud be slaw
tered sos the kost of livin cud be re
dooced." The footbawl skwad has thair new
helmits and armors but they havent
desided wheather to use soards or
pistils on the eneniie as yet.
Ant Lucy ses thair is just as mutch
munnay in the kuntry as thair ever
wuz onlie the bute leggers hav got
most of it now.
Maw and Ant Lucy and me went.
down to lone to vissit last Satiday an
Sunday an paw dident mirk the cow.
He sed he found the kan oapener an
the kanned milk, and besides he hod
forgot wheather maw milked the cow
two times a day or three times an he
wussent goin to get her into no bad
habits. Gess thhe buteherll buy her
tho.
The Tangled Skein
Untangled by the Herald
Bell Hop
HALLOWE'EN IS COMING
You Need
BALLOONS, LANTERNS AND MASKS
We Have Them
Come In Kiddie and Let us Fit you out for the
BIG NIGHT
THE CASH VARIETY STORE
his L
is what you make it
AND IT IS MADE UP LARGELY OF EATING
That's what makes us wonder occasionally, why
some people don't take more pains in choosing a "steady"
in the grocery line.
A dependable grocer is one who sells dependable
groceries and when you stop to think, youdon't want
groceries that are not dependable.
No chance to mention all the delicacies we handle in
this ad but you coud come and take a look at the trade
marks.
You Eat to Live-So Eat the Best
We have heard a lot about
"Mary's", Little Lamb," but no one
ever saw it. Speaking of "Mary's
Little Calf," well that's altogether
different.
The bankers of the country who
were anxious to loan all their money
out while times were "flush," are
having a new set of rubber stamps
made which read, "Insufficient
funds."
Harry Cummings says the Klu Klux
Klan is strictly a secret organization
and they positively refuse to admit
women as members.
During the late summer months
a large number of us were tickled to
death to get corn on the cob. Tln
cooler it gets the more anxious wc
are to cet corn out of a bottle. The
undertaker is still busy.
We have often wondered whethei
or not any of those 500,000 men who
are now out of work in (lie United
States were among those whorefusod
to earn the salary they were gettin
when money and work were both
plentiful.
Too many of the prospective, inheri
tances are not to be relied upon and
our advice to the bov or girl, man
or woman who wants to get a start
in life is to take that start by start
ing a savings account. If money is
too scarce to make the start, educate
yourself to it so when the time
comes that you have an extra few
dollars, you know what you are go
ing to do with them. Pd. Adv.
Our idea of an optimist is a man,
who when he is so hungary hehasto
put knee pads on his spinal column
to keep it from rubbing holes in his
stom;;cli can make himself believe
that it la being done to give his
stomach a vacation.
You have noticed that it is n easy
matter '. a man to get Into the no.
tion of thinking he ls.!cwn and out.
And a man is just exactly what he
thinks he is. A fighter is a man who
hasn't quit having confidence in himself.
An exchange says it renures exer-
ton on the part of 6 5 muscles of the
face to produce a frown while only
33 muscles are taxed to produce a
smile. No wonder so many people
have their bosses charged up with
overtime.
Lew Bisbee says that he has always
noticed that the town which is popu
lated with pconle who believe they
are located in the best town on the
map, some way have a fv.nny faculty
of making strangers who come
into town believe it.
Everything that goec up must
come down. See where dame fash
ion says Bhe is going to make skirts a
trifle longer so they must haro
reached tho limit. . ,
Santa C'.aus will not be as busy
this year as Kisual, but they say a
how he is making arrangements for
a grand rush next year. Well most
of us can play that waiting gam.
anywaV.
PIONEER EMPLOYMENT
COMPANY
WITH TWO BIG OFFICES
PENDLETON PORTLAND
Is prepared to handle the business of Eastern
Oregon better than ever before
OUR SPECIALTIES
Farms. Mills, Camps, Hotels, Garages, etc.
We negotiate leases and rentals
Wire RUSH Orders at Our Expense
Portland Office, 14N. Second Street. Portland Or
Pendleton Office, 115 K. Webb St., Pendleton Or
THE ONLY EMPLOYMENT OFFICE IN
EASTERN OREGON WITH CONNEC
TIONS IN PORTLAND
Good News
The Well Known
Universal Tailoring Co.
is now offering 10 per cent off on all suits
overcoats or an extra pair of trousers for
price.
and
half
We guarantee full satisfaction with every order.
Heppner Tailoring
& Cleaning Shop
The Shop where Ladies' and Men's Clothes are
Made, Cleaned and Pressed the Very Best
G. FRANZEN, Prop.
Miss lone Holmes, representing
Northwestern Division of the Red
Cross has been doing some excellent
work among the ex-service men since
the Clean-up squad was here. S. K.
Notson, chairman of th oral civil
ian relief committee, lias been assis
ting her In the work, and the un
finished work is left in his hands.
XOTICK OF TAKIXtt VP AM) SALE
OF ESTRAT
Phelps Grocery
Company
Notice Ik hereby given that I, the
undersigned, under the laws of the
State of Oregon, have taken up tne
animalB hereinafter described while
rnnnlne at larsre on mr premises, In
Mnrrnv County. Oregon, about two
miioa mnth nt Tloardman. Oregon.
6n mtrn. about five years old,
no risible brand, weight about 1100
One blaek two-year-old, branded
T9 nn left hlo.
One black yearling no brands vis
ible.
That I will, on
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 5. 1321
at the hour of ten o'clock In the
fnrr.nnnn r,t uflld riaV .unless the
same shall have been redeemed, at
my ranch about two tulles south of
TJoardirian, Or-iron, in brM county.
said anirnalt t the l.is-V Wl
for ca'b in ban.!, for t, l'!rT"'
of paying for the w i.f a!:inv sp.
hiMine arw! y.-llinf '! ! !- "
gel be r villi n u,r,: M' damav''-- f'T
the injury earner! by f nl
running at. ian-e m lil ivki. .
M. C. MA l: -HALL
Dated and fir' publ'-'i-d on this
ISth day of October, 1 D2 1. Adevr-
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Seeding Time
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Seeding time is here again and to get the
best results you will need the best you can get in
the way of
Drills and Harrows
We will supply you yith these or any other
implements you may need at
Prices that are Right
sell
Every thing in Hardware
and Implements
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"We Have It. Will Get It, or It is Not Made."
Gilliam & Bisbee
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