THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
Tuesday, September 20, 1921
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THE HEPPNER HERALD
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
S. A. PATTISOX, Editor and Publisher
Entered at the Heppner, Oregon, Postolfice as second-clas3 Matter
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Country Child's Chance in Education
One-Half That of City Child.
By rP.OF. M.UIEL CARNEY, Columbia University.
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.e avera.v ilailv tittciiiianeo for pity school children is 80
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With Adequate Airplane and Submarine
Forces We Are Impregnable.
I'.y SENATOR W. L. JONES of Washington.
'J'iie recent Ixunliiii te-t deiiiniistratcd that ship? such as. tho-e at
tacked could lie damaged ami even de-troyed. It vindicates the efforts by
the .senate for increased appropriations for aircraft, and also for aircraft
carriers and aviation bases on the Pacific coast.
With an adequate air force and adequate submarine force, we are
absolutelv impregnable naiut outside attack. It would be inipo-ible for
any enemy to land or f..r a licet to dare to approach our oo.a-ts. If that is
true, it U of vital importance that we should, make provision imniediatelv
for adequate aircraft carriers and aviati-m and submarine ha-es.
We niu-t have tin- new defenses now there rhti.-t be no delay.
Anti-anvral't jrm- ,,n i. attic-hips will occasionally britu down aa airplane
.r even more than one, but it is sillv to siijijo-sc the aircraft will not
have the advai.t'cre in anv tich contc-r--.
Se b' the papers that the women
of Marion. Ohio, are go:ng to niaxe
president Harding quit smoking cig
arettes. The women have the right
idea. They are going to enforce the
law first and mak it afterward.
In parts of the country r-nere ex
treme drought has impaired the vi
sion of the potatoes, it has been pos
sible to talk some of the girls into
helping to pick them up. We would
n't want to be a potato with impair.,
ed vision. j
The leaves are falling, skirts get-,
tin? longer, money getting easier,
n.-ar beer getting nearer. Show us
the sucker that said everything was
goins to the everlasting wefnerwursts
and we'll show you a foreign born
pessimist.
Manufacturers of automobiles have
just r.eeutly heard that the war is
over. Cat penters. plumbers, day
laborers, an "seen, like" have known
of it for several long, tiresome, resile-.-
moons.
The Democrats pay, "I told you
so," and the Republicans say, "We
Knew we could do it," and the Hera;
says lets ail tret together not to
spend our money too well, but spend
it. wisely, with the man who adver
tises. Kay Rogers says he likes the way
the women dress with that extremely
low cut back. He can tell at first
glance whether they are coming or
going.
If ridding the country of criminals
will make the world better and all
of the newspaper reports concerning
the death of said criminals at me
hands of the law are to be relied up
on then we cheerfully agree with
the minister who says the world is
getting better eevryday.
P. A. Anderson refuses o ne cc
vinceil that there is as much money
in the country as there was two years
ago. But P. A. always did want
things his own way. '
It isn't the material used in a gar
ment that makes a basis for a selling
price. The manufacturers all know
that certain kinds of garments can
be worn by those whose nerves have
never been in any way shattered
ami 'lie price is based on ne nerve
of the customer. '
"Pants Coming Down" pays a head
line in an advertisement in an ex-
CECIL
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toasted, of
course. To seal
in the flavor
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in in at about 4 g. m. with his shoos ( .j. .
in 1 hand an' fealin his way wlti r..ej br
other, maw alius thot he had eather V
bin at Lispin Marys house or gold V V
stamp Bills saloon. SInts mister .J. . 4. . A 5 A 4 4 4 5
Volstead got his law to workin gold. M j D gearieSi 0f ione, was
visiting with Mrs. T. H. Lowe, at
the Highway House on Saturday.
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ciuine. We have always contended
that suspenders would sooner or later
come back into general use and now
we feel that we have always been
right.
' If Henry Ford ever has a strike on
his railroad, he can put his jitney
service into operation. Henry has
, things coming his way but he has
n't spent much of his time worrying
he goes out and "gets' em."
i What 'smatter with changing the
name of it to the John Day Litigation
district. Nobody irrigates there now-
only when the moonshines but the
average John Dayer is gettin' so he
can litigate with one hand tied be
hind his back.
Rob Carsnfr says that those fel
lows who tried to rope calves at the
Round-Up would s'arve to death ;n
a real, old-fashioned cow country.
Bob used the word "tried'' advisedly.
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What Women link
By Mary, the Girl Reporter
Maw sez she ust to have 2 things
to wory about whair now she or.'y
has 1. When paw wood kum sneek-
stamp Bills saloon has bin cloased.
The uther day when ant Lucy wuz
makin up ready to go down town, I
ast her did she think the stinx c
egypt ever dun that. I wuz sitttn
thair readin and had my Kmona on
an it wuz kinda luse an befoar I cud
get that hot curlin iron out of thair,
I had a blister on my back az big
az the doar of a garrage. Ant Lucy;
nver did uze mutch judment when
she throwed things ennyway.
Paw wuz down to Ie--e yisterday
an he sez he seen lots uv girls thair
that wur rollin thair own. My gud-!
ness I doant have to roll my own
they roll when I aint even lookin.
Sattiday when I wuz sittin on the
devinpoart readin how to remoav
freckels without a nife, I loked up
an seen maw wuz cryin an I sed to
maw I pe.i i woodent spend so mutch
time readin if I hail a lit'le baby
sist. r to play with an maw she sed
she just red last weak m 'he Herald
whair every j'ort--nth babv born wuz
japakne- I have 6 brothers and
b sisters. But tmit wussent wna:
naw wuz cryin about. She wuz peal-
in unyuns.
The tlurk in the stoar whair I by
my chew in gum si that if a gurl
wants to be poplar with, the boys, she
mussent ware korscts an I sez of cor
sets alrite with me as I diddent have
mutch time to be poplar with trie
boys, my dories bein so confinin in
the gettin out of this here colyum
every weak.
My bruther Abe who Is trie seck-
retairy of the ukeie yunion and..
sweeps the floor down to the hotel
! he is goin into politicks. He
went out with Sam Xorson o cam-
pain one day last summer ana tie
sez that sints the wimmen got to
votin, thairs considerabel of a nov'.ty
in doin campain wufk.
I have bin asked to conduckt a
cookin department in conneckshun
with this colyum but sints it is to lait
in the season to tell "aow to cook
corn on the kob. I may not start the
new department until next summer.
I have bin savin mony fur 3 veers
to by a bathin scot an ever time I
git enuff saved to by it the stile
chainges an the price goze up. But
so long az the stiles keap changin
the way they do by the time I get
enuff money savied I won't have to
by enny soot so like the grate starm
that dont do any insoorance com
panie good, He come out alrite in
the wash.
Mrs. Joseph Supple, of Tacoma, a
former Heppner girl, daughter of Mr,
and Mrs. George Curran, was here
last welt evisiting her sister, Mrs. W.
P. Cox.
Fresh Fruits
and Vegetables
WE ARE HEPPNER'S HEAD
QUARTERS FOR ALL KINDS
OF FRESH FRUITS AND VEG-
ETABLES
EVERYTHING IN SEASON
WE KEEP
Sam Hughes Co.
To Parents I
E. B. Gorton spent the week end
with Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Streeter at
Cecil but couldn't stay longer in case
his old home town of Morgan should
be wiped off the map of Morrow
county during his absence.
Miss Annie C. Hynd and Master
Jackie Hynd, of Butterby Flats, also
Earl D. Wright, of Morgan were the
dinner guests of Mrs. T H. Lowe .t
the Highway House on Sunday.
J. W. Osborn, of Cecil was a busi
ness man in Arlington Wednesday
and Thursday.
Mrs. Beeson and mother, from
Canby, who have been visiting for
some time at the home of Mrs. Geo.
Henricksen at Strawberry ranch,
left on the local Sunday for Canby.
They were accopani.-d by Miss Mil
dred Henricksen who will resume her
studies at Canby high school.
Dick Lojran, who is a student at
Ione hiuh school spent the week end
at his home in Fourmile.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy Garlick, of Mor
gan were calling on their Cecil
friends on Monday.
Doris Logan spent Saturday and
Sunday at Fairview before returning
to her studies at Heppner High
school.
M. U. Logan from his ranch near
The Willows has been looking up his
old friends around Cecil for the past
4 few days.
George W. Krebs, of Portland ar
rived in Cecil on Tuesday and will
spend some time with his sons at
The Last Camp.
Jaclc Davis, of Arlington, is now
busy hauling wheat for Leon Logan,
to Minor & Hynd's warehouse at Ce
cil.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Shaw, who
have been visiting wtih her sister
Mrs. Jack Hynd, of Butterby Flats,
left on the local Monday for Seattle
where they will visit for a few weeks
before leaving for their home at
Prince Rupert, B. C.
Mr. and Mrs, George A. Mills of
Highway ranch, were visitors in Ar
lington Thursday.
Mrs. George Krebs, of the Last
Camp, accompanied by Miss Margaret
Krebs and Miss Cynthia Hart, of
Portland, were calling on friends in
the Morgan vicinity Thursday.
Mrs. -J. E. Crabtree, of Dolheboys
Hill was a visitor in Cecil Thursday.
Babe" Montague and friends from
Arlington were looking up their Ce
cil friends Friday.
Oral and Clifford Henricksen and
also C. Johnson left on the local
Thursday for Heppner. We hear
they are determined to bring all the
prizes home from the Heppner
Round-Up ordie in the attept.
Herb Hynd and sister Annie, of
Butterby Flats accompanied by John
Krebs and Miss Margaret Krebs and
Miss Cynthia Hart, of The Last Camp
left Friday for Heppner where they
intend to take in all the sights of the
County Fair.
Miss Hazel Logan, of Fourmile is
visiting wtih her sister, Mrs. Fred
Buchanon, near Ione for a few days.
Mr. and Mrs. A. Henricksen ex
tend their thanks to all who assisted
in any way during the fire at their
ranch Tuesday morning. Fire had
started by some means in the garage
and destroyed the garage and a Jor
don car also a blacksith shop, but ow
ing to plenty of willing helpers the
fire was well under control before
reaching the dwelling house.
J. J. McEntire. of Killarney, vva
a business man in Arlington Thursday.
This Hank invites you to open savings
accounts fur your children, either in their
names or in yours as guardians.
We are all creatures of habits the
cluhlren in your home are not exceptions. It
their lives are filled with ood habits there
will be no room tor bail ones.
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Make saving: a habit with
ins; tuouov builds character a
who is taught to save invariah
;'..,id c'liHl.
them. Sav-
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,1 will 'pen a aving
For the past several years the Sep
tember or very early October seeding
rave given the gleatest returns at
the Moro Experiment Station. These
results have been 'n'i'ied by far neiv
all nver the wheat belt. If the rain
.'eived ct H-pnner Sunday night
w .! j'neral all ever the county
no better times can t-. expected for
.- . J tii. and every ('ay pays in g -' ini;
your wheat in the ground and will
men good money in return.
Personal Charm.
! 'i'.-eIfN!.tie-s is one of the keys to
perioral eh arm. which means g.l
aimer-. '1 he u.ici.n who wcu'd be
a -;;o t ---"'ii vnc.an. a woman "f
! a:m. i.:!:-t be aa im-eili-h wm:;li.
c to
Farmers & Stockgroven
National Bank
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