PAGE THREE Tuesday, July 5, 1921: Jubilee Singers in Oid-Time Concert THOUSANDS WILL GO THE BRICK. Virginians Close Chautauqua. ack Las! This Summer Because of the THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER OREGON '1 O o McAtee (EL AiKen. Props. We Are Exclusive Agents in Heppner for Norman's Ice Cream WATCH THIS SPACE FOR SUNDAY SPECIAL Special for Sunday July 10 Peach. Tortoni The Finest Product on The Market SPECIALS EVERY WEEK TWO RANCH SNAPS 50 acres allin alfalfa. Good water right, good new house. One and one half miles from school tt,O0O. Easy terms. 180 acres 4 miles from town. 50 acres in alfalfa, balance farm and grazing land. Good Improvements. Stock, machinery, and euipnieut Included at only $10,000. Easy terms. Better See Me At Once About These Fine Bargains ROY V. WHITE1S 1 i . V' - it I it u 6 r.i - - mi..., Give Us a Fair Rate of Return is a good slogan for any industry. But it is a very timely one right now for the electrical industry. Everyone wants good electrical service and every one will get good electrical service, but they must be shown that unless a central station or lighting company is allowed to earn on a full and proper value and not on a depreciated value that central station or lighting company cannot continue to serve in a proper and efficient manner. Let every man who has a stake in the industry take this fact to heart and convince his neighbors and friends. . . Put your shoulder to the wheel and then get every one to do likewise. Heppner Light & Water Co. Two Of The Outstanding Reasons For success in business are courteous ness and the exercise of sound business prin ciples. These have made many successes with the aid of good banking1 connections. We render our customers the best service possible. Their success is our success. parmers & Stockgrowerg National Bank HEPPNER, OREGON. Two Drosrams of old plantation 6ongs, camp meeting shouts and "ne- aro spirituals" will be given by tne Virginians, well known Jubilee sing- era on the last day or tne coming riiautauaua. The Virginians are a company of highly trained, cultured and refined colored singers wno nave made friends .all over the country with their pubilee programs. It Is not their aim to give high brow music, but rather to present the beau tiful old melodies of the Old South before the Civil War, the shouts 'of joy from the old fashioned camp mooHnas where the darkies "got re ligion" and the spontaneous hilarity 2? that characterized their simple social gatherings. Such tunes as "Good News," "Go down Moses," "Bake Dat Chicken Pie" "Live a Humble," "Swing Low Sweet Chariot," "Old Time Religion" and "lnchin Along" will he included in their programs. There is no more fascinating music known than that of the American colored people nor Is there any other race with such natural aptilude for harmony and tone color and musical feeling. Negro music Is gaing each year in its hold on the public and the Virginians are doing much to estab lish it in high favor. SEARCH FOR MUSICAL THIEF Peculiar and Clever Crook Is Just Now Engaging the Attention of London Police. Detectives are searching for an ac complished thief who plays the piano and sings for his victim before going away with the valuables. Although known to the police, he has been "operating" In St. John's Wood, Loudon, for more than a month and his two latest coups have been car ried out within a few minutes' walk of each other. He returned a fortnight ago to a house In St. George's terrnce. Prim rose Hill, where he bad taken apart ments, while the other boarders were at dinner. Inquiries resulted in the discovery that the lodger had gone with jewelry including four gold rings set with diamonds, worth $2,000. A woman in King Henry's road, Lon don, Is the latest victim. On Monday the man rang up and In a short time arrived in a taxieub. He stated that he would fetch his luggage later. Insisting in paying in advance he made out a check for a week's board und made himself agreeable by his musical accomplishments, but a -prolonged absence In the bathroom excited suspicion, and it was found that a trunk had been forced and $1,000 worth of jewelry stolen. A finely-cased gold watch, vnlued at $500, was among the articles stolen, and the check was dis honored. From the Continental Edi tion of the London Mall. One Way to Attract Customers. In a small New England town I met a druggist who makes a specialty of selling postage stamps. He says that to retail 2-cent stamps for 2 cents each Is the most profitable line in his store. These sales would be extremely un provable, If he handled stamps groiichily or grudgingly, saying by his maimer: "Whatta you mean by both ering me to sell you postage stamps? Hut he has signs in his window tell ing that he hns plenty of stamps, and makes a special effort to he more pleasant and accommodating and gra cious about a stamp sale than at any other time. Ho has attracted thou sands of permanent customers in that way." "A new customer is worth many dollars a year," he observes, "whether the thing that first brought him In Ig postage stamps, cigars or whatnot. So having enticed him In, why should I do anything to make him sorry he came?" Fred Kelly In The Nation's Business. Low Round Trip Fares offered by the big cross-continent railroad 1 Union Pacific System Serving the transportation needs of the Great Pacific Northwest and giving through service via the- popular direct routes to Salt Lake City Omaha, Kansas CUy. St I:ul, Minneapolis and Chicago on those two strictly first, class trains. Oregon-Washington Limited and Continental Limited Tickets on Sale Daily Until and including August 15th. Return limit HO nays, but not later than October 31st Chicago $106.80 Memphis $111.60 Pueblo $77.40 Denver 77.40 Minneapolis 87.60 St. Paul 87.60 Kansas City 87.60 Omaha 87.60 St. Louis 101.40 8 War Tax to bo Added . Proportionate, reductions to many points East. Stop-overs at pleasure. Side trips may bo arranged for Yellowstone, Won and Koclty Mimn'.Biu National Parks For complete details as to routings, train schedules, side trips, sleeping car rates and reservations, and other travel informa tion desired, call on or telephone C. DARBEE, AGENT, HEPPNER.OREGON Will. iMcMuirny, lienoial I'asseii!;r Audit Portland, Oreuoiu FITS THF I I IL a V 1 TC HFK1 vm CaCABlNL I Iro (x). 1!t?l. Western Newpaper l'nl"n.) QUIT TELLING FUNNY STORIES Why Congressman Kelly Sacrificed Humor on the Altar of Serious Statesmanship. Patrick Kelly, a representative In congress from Michigan, says that he used to tell many stories In going about In his political campaigns. The audiences always lilted them and went away pleased. Telling them looked like good politics. Years later Kelly would meet a man and he would say: "I have met you before. I remem ber very well a certain story you told." Then he would repeat the anecdote. Kelly would ask him what else he re membered that had been said, and he would be unable to remember a thing. The congressman began to wonder if the telling of stories prevented more fieri ous matters from finding lodgement in the hearer's mind. . He became fearful. He was not sure, but he decided to lay off the funny story. So wus the possibility of a multitude of good laughs sacri ficed at the altar of serious states manship. New York Sun. Chief Suffragette. A friend who had known Thomas Riley Marshall for a great many years saw him after the cares of office had been removed from his shoulders, Just as he was about to board a Washing ton street car. He stopped and asked him : m "Tell me, Mr. Marshall, what can toa done to make the oltlce of vice presi dent a great office 1" "I'll tell you in one minute, and won't even have to mlfis this car," nald Mr. Marshall. "There Isn't anything you can do. The vice president will always be chambermaid to the king.' Something Just as Good. "Have you 'Twenty Thousand Leagues Cnder the Sen?" "No, maum," naid the facetious clerk, 'but I own forty acres mid ater Unit wns uld to me as good farming land." THE HEPPNER HERALD, ONLY $2.00 A YEAR Too Industrious. "Who Ik the inystrriows ftrnti'TT "Some kind of Invfsiigut'rr." "Wurklnii for 'he govriiini'M 1" l (loul t It. lie kT,s urelty Iiukj. There are netile3 everywhere, Liut smooth gretMi grasses are more common still. The blue ot heaven Is larger ttian the cloud. E. U Jirownlnif. WHAT TO EAT. When planning the meals for the week, the following may prove sugges tive: Timbales of Chicken.- Take one-half cupful of crenm, whiles of four eggs, one-half table spoonful of t rallies, fine ly chopped, two cupful .of cooked white meat of chicken, with salt and pepper to taste. Chop the meat very line, and pound It to a smooth paste. Add the cream gmd ually. When well mixed, season and add the truffles. Then add, one at a time, the unbeaten whites of two of the eggs, mixing the first with the paste until It bus disappeared hefnrn (Hiding the second. Heat the remain lug whites to a stiff froth and stir them carefully Into the mixture. Kill greased tlmbnle molds half full of the mixture, place in a pun of water the water should come up as high as thei mixture In the llmbalo and bake thlr-! ty minutes In a moderate oven. Serve; with mushroom sauce. Cabbage Imperial. Trim and fold back three or four of the oulslde leaves i of a firm head of cabbage. With n j shnrp knife remove the center, lenv- j lug only a thick wall. Take imp cap- i fill of cold meat well seasoned, one cupful of sliced potatoes, one cupfril of sliced carrots and enough of the cabbage to fill the head. Add salt and pepper to taste and a few table spoonfuls of butter. Press the mix ture well Into the cavity. Tie In H piece of cheese cloth and steam or cook In a small amount of water un til the cabbage Is tender Cut In pie shaped pieces and serve on a platter. Reliable Marshmallow Frosting. ! This hss appeared before, but Is so j good that It bears repetition. Put the i unbeaten white of an egg. seven- i eighths of a rnp of sugar, three table spoonfuls of water In the upper part! of the double boiler. Have the water I underneath rapidly boiling, et the, sugar mixture over the water and wiUi a I (over egg beater, begin to beat; after seven minutes add twelve mar-limallows, remove from the heal and beat with a spoon ur.til the mix tore Is smooth and 'oo enough d hold Its etmpe, L'e to frost littl mkes and cookie,'. Florence Oil Stove Asbestos Wick Bakes Boils Roasts Toasts Cook in a cool kitchen Peoples Hardware Co. in Fresh Pure Lard We render fresh, pure lard three times a week and have reduced the price to 20C A POUND Order a Strictly First-Class, Heppner-made Product Central Market McNAMER & SORENSON, Props. Jud Tunkins. CUm , Arr,erca, .I nd Tunkim sos a successful or- America Is full of middle class folk Itor Is a man who can attract hh h! ,o feel upper clast. tt-(I luwer cms i crowd as oes to see l,al K,tr,m fl)lk n0 ,,,,, clu b(a lad who cn say something ,nt wM re n ,,)Wpr (.1Si i) u,h(j l:t as much applause as a home run. clui-.it.- ilalllmoie buu.