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THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1921
THE . HEPPNER HERALD
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
S. A. PATT1SOX, Editor and Publisher
Entered at. the Heppner, Oregon, Postoffice as second-class Matter
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WHILE THE FOUNDATION IS INSECURE,
THE HOUSE WILL SHAKE
Within iv.vnf y-fotir hours ai'ler the ways anl mean-c-oii-,i;isi
le-:- oi the lioiw !ial announced thai the emergence
1,vin hill vetoed hy I 'resident Wil.-on would he re-enacted
liv eenp re.i:-, wheal took a drop in Chicago, touching l lie
lowcs! oi -, i 1 1 f e. ) .
( )ne might' Minnie from this, that legislation, actual
or H'o)OM"!. lias little ei'lVct on the wheat market, hurt her
t i:!e;:et: alone' the kuj'C line is pru'i id. (1 in the ahnojst eou
liii!i''!is decline i;i wheat and oilier commodities since the
cle'-ij''!) ol an administration pledged to a high tariff pol
icy. Winn i're-adenf i larding was elected last November
wheal, was a.iove the Sj marl, am! there were people who
llmeeht it would quickly rise to S3 per hmdiel or more. On
the rontrarv, the price liar, declined until ye
opl i e, ; sold heiow c. I
I !ad ' ' .. eiamr (,',; h; en elc-ted preidcnt
In.-. ieclion been loilio.ven ,jy tne price decline ol recent j
memos, 1 ,ic:v aic pien" v ol pcop;e wno wouk! i;e ca'lm
on I leaven I', viine-s I he (''. -aster tliev had p' ciiicUs
v ' 1 e v ' v 1 A v , . ' J e , a e, '. i . w , 'e i ut I I a u c. . e . ; i e. i e m I . j "1 Fa 'I
'I lie answer is no! hard to find. '1 he law oi supply j wtebt t
and !t mand i - :l:e chief factor in ihe situation and thai law I !h'0.l,i
is a liiiai'er tiiui"' and more inexorable than most people '.'. ihe
aa'.c reahed. Ihit that is not all of the story. There has!
been anolher facior at work. The pea.ee treaty, which has
been Ihe biggest factor in the world since the armistice
was signed, is still in the air. Our L.'ncle Samuel has re
fused to ratify il That has disturbed affairs, and Oermany
is trying deliberately to escape an indemnity. That means
uncertainly with reference to the eollossal sum of $57,000
000,000. Our allies, who incidentally are our wheat cus
tomers, do not know whether they will get that indemnity
or not. Their credit is accordingly weakened by this in
stability, and by the further fact that they are obliged to
keep substantial armies in the field. They cannot buy,
because financially they are all "hailed up". Many months
ago lulius Karnes, who is a republican and an expert on
the wheat business, said that the failure of this country to
ratify the treaty had hurt the wheat juice to the extent of
Si per bushel. It looks like Mr. Karnes knew whereof he
spoke.
What the Last Ortgouian knows about world politics
and about finance might go into a very small hook. Never
theless, this jniirual has an opinion that the surest way
to revive prosperity i ; to iinLh Ihe treaty job and thereby
end all uncertainly on that score. I ,et I 'resident Harding
put his own version, if he wishes, on the treaty and the
league covenant, but get the matter settled so that the
various countries with which we do business will know
ci&aratts. Flavor is
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MOST ANYTHING
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."'' Veto you
veked Mf I,
ere tin. v .".re at and w here lliev are iroing to be at during
next decade. Ky the very nature of things the peace
l v is 1 p.. Ini'ihlai ton o j c w or
Id's economic svstcm
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man.
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(!' Ihoeaal', ;:ni ! can't o-
Ml ' jr-.l I y. PIp;.;-..! oh.
ui: ' Cm--.- i"v Ji.mrt, I'll
WStii Iovp, ent",
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( C'nnf imierl 'i"n;i )jia v.'cpIO
The'e licsiile her, villi a lot of
leisiue. one ynupi; man or manly
foi ni altvartivi , vilh strong avniR to
firmly hold atifl hquw-zp lior into
ferment cvpr ftrowing active, (to be
continued.)
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Seems kind of nice, doesn't it,
fnllts, onrp in a while to bank the
fire, wind the cloek, put Ihe cat. out
and toddle down to the show house
and see Ihe home town kids get all
flustered up.
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Oh, Mr. Fireman! I wanna see
nice jras vvapon eo down a street.
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Nol Ions oko, in r-ie early niorn
ini.', about S( vi'ii thirty, a prominent
man, (married, hant-v famil;-, etc.),
was fH-n wnlk:. down Ihe sO'eet
in the opnosile nan of 1own fro'e
that in whieli he lived- and le had
a tool), pick in his face. Tt;f ;onit !
lie weal si I'ai.'ihl home ami told
friend wife nil about it. "
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"JSai.e" i;:iih i.Vi'atted out 54 homo
runs lard season'--- bill I'll bet rVht
now he couldn't be induced to "swat
a fly". (I'll wa.il while you r;e( it.)
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In lall'.ini; about the lii;;h .school
epepcita,
MKT) SKZ:
Thai he liked the way the electri
cian (oyed with the I'oollk'hls and
llie proscenium l.'.hts. in the inier
lude precediiijr He overtur ".
Tlu'l - oil yon Ser.leli kilties!
Tiial la 's uiaiiii ask Ted Younj,' to
loan bin his joCe loo!v.
'"hat 'he ier;ie (eiief. pl"s iv,et"
cross over and start back up Che
other side. Now, listen! She looKs
up and sees you! She talks to the
rirl with her; deftly powders her
nose, and "fusses" her hair; conies
to "attention" and smiles sweetly as
she passes and murmurs "pood
momma". Does she stop and chat
wilh you? Ah! Xo!
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Mar'i a says, "when in doubt, or
d' i- lima and Well, Marina
knows.
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T'l'-ny soon now our bend ccu!'3
?;:'.''' saiamer evordnrf concerts in the
irJ.- it we had the park..
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I : tippose we'd have to mobilize
!. .'om4 forest to "ei action on that
park.
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EXCITING SPOPvT .
V.echiii.: tile boys shoot throe
fieiii1:'! hi. Harris durinic the h-aiJi
hon;'. .V'.e'bo tiey shoot f-r.e.
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V.s '!, ;-:;y! "Business isn't nu'
slM). Sovieo" (Cnvry it down, boy-,
cuvi y it down. Button?! p.'e"e -Ir.
Currier!)
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The facetious "denenr." w-m's :o
kr..iw "wle-n is the SSlh day of the
men1 h of .March.
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S'"'':; voneei-ife wliaf ins become
of . i:r.a. rne rfunny Jeneay after
ne 'M tier Ion? sine', Anna wi.-!:eH a
i SoS white viol. a oteo IS d and
aa e-,; lOai otit.ta te;: rrr;es net
w--l ! bor.-li! candy for !,:?'! r
a'ai C' '. File paotaisid so'n.' d; y fo
hi; 's i- eieae cand'. Xow eel's
i ii'.-.vert's hecoi.ic- o" Aea-.
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a-: red wiUi ditat'.
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finv :-e,,vor pays that Ar.ril 12ili
is ' I'-h .in I'p" dr.y; and ilml if we
don't c!a. ;i up, the city'll e'ean up
and chai'ie 1he cost to the property
owners. Xow C.ed wonders, does
thai mean that Ked lis to wash his
face, 'iievrrything, shine lis sheet,
and press his trousers now if Red
doesn't do this, is the c;'y going to
tackle the job, and who are tiiey go
to employ to do il and who owns
Red that the city can charge Ihe
cost lo?
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"Come on, mister, let mesee yuh
hand. I tella yuh fortune. What
fou Traid of. Don't be scared. I
tella yuh fortune. Come on. Don't
be 'traid. I tella yuh fortune. Let
me see yuh hand. Oh! yuh awful
tuc'ky ! liui yuh' honest, and yuh had
lots of troubles, but good luck is
coining. Yuh got two enemies. Now
come over here where they can't
hear. I tella their names. Let me
, The TVi-State Terminal Company is a Farmers'
Organization operating in Washington, Oregon
and Idaho.
They are the owners of the Flour Mill, Two
Warehouses, Elevator and Main Street Store in
Heppner, and will be represented on the Tax Roll
to that extent.
They have a substantial payroll each month
which is used fcy their employes and their families
in Heppner.
Profits from the business are regularly distrib
uted among their many stockholders throughout
the county.
. We solicit your patronage on a strictly business
basis we offer ycu our goods and service on their
merits, with a fair profit included, and the bone of
contention cut cut.
, Try our new Heppner-Made High Patent Flour,
made from Morrow Cctmty 's best wheat, by a
ski' led miller in a mcderrdy equipped thoroughly
renovated nlar.t.
WE QUOTE:
Farcy Patent, per sack
Fancy Patent, per bbi
Heppner Pastry Flour, per sack.
Heppner Pastry Flour, per bbl. .
.52.40
..$9.40 ,
.$1.60
.$6.00
An 'Absolute Guarantee or Your Money Back
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see yuh handkerchief. What yuh
'fraid of.. Come on. Now give me a
penny. I tella yuh names of ene
mies.. Now put this penny in yuh
pocketbook and don't spend it for
24 hours. Yes, yes; Red had his
fortune told and only two enemies!
CUtHlKlt SAYS:
A'EW TIKE SHOP OPENS
C. V. Hopper, recently of Condon
and Portland, where he was engaged
in 'business, has opened a vulcaniz
ing and tire repair shop in the build
ing on north Chase rreet, formerly
occupied as a paint shop, a block
east of the hotel. Mr. Hopper is an
Sam Vnn Vactor jr. said to sivli ' expert workman in his line as well
Van Vactor sr.: "Dad. is there any j as a lial gentleman.
bettir Sawyer in Heppner than you
Sam Van Vactor sr. said lo Pan:
Van Vactor jr.: "There is Not son."
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