IF YOU HAVE A GOOD BUSINESS, ADVERTISE AND KEEP IT; IF YOU WANT A GOOD BUSINESS, ADVERTISE AND GET IT 1-1- Co Up. VOLUME VII. TUESDAY, MARCH 15, 1921 NUMBER 46 W f"P- cfms.(S 1 ?i H ENTERTAINMENT WAS HIT OF THE SEASON I'.KIM'XKi: BALL 'IK A A! M AUK trOO SHOWING AT SAI.KM ELKS' LADiKS l'ROVK HOME TALEXT IS 15KST Everybody Pleased Hut a Few OM J Codgers Disappointed in I The Rosebud Chorus Traveling theatrical troupes may as well cut Heppner from their itin. ery for a few uionths, or until the town forgets what a real show locks like, if we are to judge from the ex pressions of admiring approval that were voiced by citizens who attend ed the home talent entertainment at . Elks' Temple last Tuesday evening. The show was a scream from start to finish and the audience was the largest gathered in Heppner in many moons.' But what else was to be expected? Didn't the Elks' ladies plan the big show, train the performers and put it over? We should say YES. Everybody was pleased wiih ev ery number on the program except a few of the baldheaded members of the order who had been film flamed' into the belief that the "Rosebud Chorus" was to be the real thing, and they went early in order to get seats in the first row. While even the old boys had to admit that the chorus act was a crackerjaek they couldn't help being a bit peeved when they realized towards the end of .the act tjjiat they were looking at a lt of Bill Elks camouflaged as chorus girls, and made up rather long on paint, false hair and fur belows and exceedingly short on hosiery. Dean Truman Goodman, who was a good man and true for the place, acted as stage director and ringmaster, and to say that he han dles a plug hat and cutaway frock with considerable dignity, and a whole lot of eclat, whatever that means, is only stating a scientific fact. The program was varied, embrac ing numbers from several of the city's best vocalists, artistic dar.c-, ing acts, burlesques, sketches, song and dance acts and the Rosebuds. The program follows: Vocal Solo Mrs. Chester Darbee. Vocal Solo Mis-3 Zehna Snjrelmua Song and Dance Act Eleanor Cohn and Patricia Mahoney. Dance Miss Lola O'Neill. Spring Dance Miss Betty Irwin. Burlesque on Spring Dance Misses Lois and Lola O'ncill. Sketches By Ted Young. Seng and Dance Act Miss Leola Bennett. Irish Songs and Dances Mrs. Emmett Cochran. The Rosebud Chorus was com posed of the folcwing artists: Jack O'Neill, jr., the prima donna; Bert Stone, Lorep. Mikesell, Ed Bennett, Bob Jordan and Vawter Crawford, jr., and we'll say they were all some babies for looks and action. The entire program was of such excellence that no comparisons can be made and there was not a dull moment nor a hitch during the en tire evening. The ladies in charge of th eaffair as well as all members of the lodge were mightily pleased with results which amounted in coin of the realm to something like $300. This will be used to equip the kitchen and dining room in the Elks Temple. Folowling the entertainment a pleasant dance was enjoyed until after midnight. Heppner's basket bull teiflu re turned from Salem Sunday evening,, where they represented this section of eastern Oregon at the s.aie con test on last Thursday, Friday and Saturday. While the boys failed to bring home the rtate championship, they gave a good account of themselves at the big meet and their captain, Jared Aiken, brought home the highest individual tally scored in the state. The boys are all well pleased with their trip and with the treatment they received at Saler-. The greatest handicap they went up against was in the size of the floor on which they played. Accus tomed, as they were, to (heir own small floor where they were able to play in close formation, they felt rather lost on the big floor at Salem and failed in their best work on that account. "If we could only have that Marslifield bunch on our own floor, for a game, we'd show 'em," is the way the hoys figure it out. oui:;o ci;.m cr.ow- kks orgawj: With six counties represented, wheat growers effected a temporary organization at Arlington last Sat urday of the Oregon Grain Growers association, electing the following directors: Howard Anderson and Herbert Olden, of Morrow county, Swift, of Baker, Harth, of Wasco,' Smith and Powell, of Sherman, and Wise, of Gilliam. The directors were authorized to provide sacks for all members of the association who desired them, the sacks to be paid for when the wheat is deliv ered. Purchase of sacks rrom the association, however, is not obliga tory. The resignation of Mr. Laville, or ganization manager, was accepted, and Edgar P. Ludwig, who assisted in the organization of the Wash ington wheat growers association, was placed in charge of the organi zation work. An aggressive cam paign will be put on, with a ",000, 000 bushel goal be fere harvest. Mor row county is certain to sign up 90 per cent of the coming crop before harvest, those in charge of the work claim. CO I" XT Y I IEI.U AM) TRACK PROGRAM CIVIC Cl.l'B SOCIAL AIKKTlXfi A soeia! wil be Iiciu at the 1 E. Gil ;-.n. on Court ::r"( t. V-U afternoon. March 13th. A siio-.a program will he given. All ladies of the city who desiie to become work ing members of the club are ro.diaiy invited. of M; :c c'.v.b it Do you know you can roll SO Mood cigarettes for lOcts from one bag of The coun'y field and track pn-o-gram, to be held in Tone on the 14th of May, is to consist of two separate contests--one for the high school studentr,' and the other for the grade purii". Th" track and field events in ilieir order for the high schools vre to he as follows-: 50-yd. dash, b"v; ."'l--'d. dash g-rls; discus; V)-yd. f'.nrh. boys; lfll)-yd. dash, -rial:-; vi.nr.In.of high jump: 230-yd. '-.:w him'l., bov':; jj-ve'.ln: baseball hrov, r.'iris; 440-yd. relay race, !"' ; 2t;0-y.J, 'eiay vvco. girls; run nin;' broad jump; 4'0-yd. dash, boy;-; basketball throw, girls; shot; n:!" '"vs; Indian e'-.ili nive,. srirl:;; ;r.ily ait: unci ob.-iae1" race, girls:. The f'arte cvnls in their nw: r lo !f folhrvs: I0ll-yd. dnrft. A boys; Cr -yd. dash. A girls: 5'1-yd. dash. B boys; SO-yd. dash, f; f-iii;; nnipi':g broad jump. B boys; base ball h'Gv,-. A :.'!!;: baseball ih:-ov. B boys; 220-yd. relay 't;c A boys; 20o-yd. relay race, A '.':ris; running high jump, A boys; running high jump, B boys; basketball throw. A girls; basketball throw, B girls; 120-yd. low hurdles. A hoys; 120-yd. low hurdles, .A girls: pole vault, A boys; Indian club rac A girls; In dian club race, 1! girls; and half mile run, A boys. There ar to be two sets of offi cials so that two or more events may h( L'pia- r' t !ih sano- time. One crtt-r ;::! in of f'.n . r-otn out ride :!' cou:'.y is fo ofiiciate for all ract-.i. The n'her of'icials may !' fro,i ' "lli'n t.tf co-.;i,:v TiUt ro! (1' : ecly .: ; . ' vlt h any o i he w,S, ,, ;K( tj1( J.vo H"l : !' of. Dili's for bo'll I he liiyh si-boo'- atn giabs ar as th Iowa : t'li-oe ji'ilg. s of finish, two sco; r k "i- r-, one announcer, one public sc rire I;.. ;i.-v. There if to he en" otficial lime ki em". for all -aces. Tile race tn.rk at Iotv is being put in good condition under the di r"ction and supervision of the lone Parent Tcaclurs association. GENUINE BulLDurham T09ACCO I'ATKOX-I l,A( HKliS HOLD iTKKKSTix;vt!:i:Ti(; The r"gular meeting of the Patron-Teachers association was held last Tuesday afternoon when an en joyable program was presented. Instrumental music was supplied by Misses Vivian James and Bernice Woodson, and duet by Misses Da foe and Nonis. Prof. Heard save all int'-resting address on physical education and Superintendent James spoke on the accomplishments of the chool dur ing the present year Anient.' the subjects mentioned wire supervision fo playgrounds and lunch room, whioh ha been successfully esiab lished through the hearty co-epcra-tion of the coips of teachers. It was d r-iil, d that the associa tion entei'air. the hn-h sehool ai.d faculty at an i;,rlv date, the gti"H. of honor to be the haketbali ar.d debatire teams. The commit!' e in charge was also instructed to L" t the tennis court in condition for u-e without delay. Election of officers will be held at the next regular meeting, to b held on April 12th. (American Press) Present-day merchandising is quite a different problem to what it was twenty or even ten years ago. First, competi tion is ro longer local. As a fait, local co-operation to off set outside attack is aim st a necessity. Good roads, which have me;uit so much to trade development, have put the far mer in closer touch w:th the r.eaiesl big town, and the devel opment of the automobile has beiped. ' The result is many farmers ride through the towns neaiest their farms to the larger towns f-ftecn twenty andiren fifty miles away and there do their shopping. The merchant must not only meet this competition but he must meet even a more serious competition from the outside. The automobile, the fast express train, the parcel post and the printed catologue are all lined up against the "crossroads" merchant, and unless he senses these facts and actually moves to combat them his business is bound to remain a hand-to-mouth existence. His success clearly is in danger un less he adopts better methods in buying, better displaying of goods, better selling advertising, better salesmanship and im proves his keeping of business records. . A close investigation of forty towns in the east, supposed hy some persons to be most progressive in merchandising, discloses a deplorable lack of business understanding. Mer chants are too close to the picture. They can. see broadly the fundamentals of the trouble, but each believes his partic ular store would not be affected by any change it is possible for him to bring about. He is sold on direct action. He fails to feel the link between his .store and general town improve ment. His eye is fixed on his individual cash drawer, and ho does not concern, himself in conditions that have for some time been depleting the cash drawer. Basically, the farm is the hub of merchandising prosperity. The young men and women are attracted to the cities because they can make a better living in the cities. The demand for social activity is a natural impulse that cannot be set aside. It must be met. Rural life is dull in many parts; of the coun try. It is uninteresting. A new craving for livelier contact with humanity is manifest, nd It can no longer be met by a nightly gathering at the postoffice or a trip to the station to see the trains pass through the town. Hundreds of towns have- got Into a rut. They provide) no amusement, no inspiration. They fail to function, properly. The tafking machine and the telephone helped a great deal, but they served to whet the appetite, not to satisfy it. Had It not been for the motion picture the situation would be much worse today than it is. As a fact the motion picture theatre is one of the most important factors in the develoment of a small town trading, .and Everything possible should be done to help the local picture man to success and to the develop ment of a higher standard of program. After all, a town is simply a collection of people. They will remain together as long as life t together is more agreeable and more profitable than it is elsewhere, and no longer. Half of the small town ae , vines consist of trading. The other half comprises church';, schools, recreation, legal af fairs, .outdoor sports. - health and so on. This being so, the merchants hold m their hands the key to the situation. If iiO per cent of the town activities trading be up to stand ard, the rest, of the activities will take care of themselves. Perhans not enough attention is paid to the forming of associations, though they provide a medium through which merchants obtain reforms, in merchandising. In trade practic es, i i unfair competition and in local legislation at least. They can obtain the en-operation of the farmer whose interests are l esi served by having 'a good town near his farm. The nu merical strength of merchants' associations is not the Import ant factor. Strength is relative. An orga ni.at ion of 100 tier cent of merchants in a (own is 1"0 per cent effective even 'hou'.rh i here be only (en men involved. In this way valuable trade information can be carried ,oi; with other trade organizations with a view to improving the conduct of business. Credits can be e ffected. Buying to some rxteat can be organized. A proper co-operation with the local newspaper can be established. Th" local editor is often unfamiliar with merchandising. He should be educated and v." ill be glad to learn becai'se his prosperity depends largely tin the prosptriiy of his loial business men. lie ;;hould not be i-.'garded dinply as an advertisement seeker to be avoided or viewed with suspicion of working solely for his own inter est. He wants to he the legitimate frit nd of every merchant. As a fact he ri. ve not work selfishly (even if he were so dis posed, because the moment he fails to serve his public, that moment he bits the toboggan. That town is very fortunate which has merchants- who know the inside of the newspaper business and a newspaper publisher who understands th" high lights of merchandising. It is a combination that is bound to spell prosperity for both. It is useless to try to check advance. Tin- builds of good loads cannot, b" stopped ; if you stand in front of the ant" li.ola!" it will run you down, 'the tanner will drive Utriro h your town utiles your store is sufficiently attractive to arret 'lis progress. A qui 'liotnairo font to humor; coin pa red with a quesiion ti.'iie relative to their wants, and compared agaimvith a que. i ionnait d, owing the goods carried hy merchants in the forty tc-wns .mentioned shows conclusively that the farmer has far ouif'ripped the rebant in t lit: chatties ol Hie day. Because the farmers buy rertain goods in loeal slotes is tot proof that what they boy is really what they want. Tin v buy ! requently b-cause tiny have no option. Oin- half ol the small town m rchants could do no better work than spend a W"t k hating among the farmers, not to si ll goods, hut lo 'ei into a. friendly rilutionship with them and to find out how they live, what they buy and how their ideas run. All merchants have nol ben alert to keep pace with the growing demands of the farmer. Many of them have con ducted their stores for years and have not noticed the change. They have missed the chances for new business. The luxur ies of the fanner ten years ago are his necessitiH today and he has more money to spend than he had ten years ago. More over, the farmer is a wider reader and this has created ,in him new wants. Having the desire and the money to liu v he is going to get what he wants, and if he cannot get it in the town nearest home he will go farther afield. a ! KATHEU-SOX BAXOI I T LAST .!.. Ill A lilt, MlllSS The father and son banquet given by the Brotherhood last night at Hotel St. Patrick was a success from every standpoint except, perhaps, one. If manager Hart made any money out .of that feed be must be a wizard at conjuring profits out of a depleted larder, for the way those boy gues,s and dad hosts put away the provender was not slow. Following the ice cream and cake president James called the meeting to order,, and after a somewhat mys terious address in which he said he had found the thing that is chiefly responsible for what is the matter with Heppner, he produced a large hatchet, which he declared was the cause of ,most all our troubles. "What shal we do with this thing?" inquired the president. "Bury it", responded the members. Whereupon I a committee composed of Ed Hous j ton, Vawter Crawford and Fred I Tash was appointed to perform (he last sad rites. "Mark the grave," enjoined president James, "for while the Brotherhood will notneed it any more, there may be soup" oilier or ganization that will need it in futu re." The playground committee ported that they have made satisfar tory arrangements with L. V. Gentry for the use of a part, of the Marlall field for a baseball park and play grounds. Alex Gibsb, Scot, pleased the din ers with several selections of Harry Lauder's best songs., C. E. Woodson told what, kind of a boy this town needs. Rev. Livingstone, substitut ing for Elmer Peterson, high school boy who was called out of town, told about whatkind of a town the boy needs, and Ted Young, another high school boy, made a splendid ad dress, on what kind of a dad a boy needs,, and S. E. Notson closed the speech-making with a talk on what kind of a boy a dad needs. With all due respect to lawyers, preacher, professor, etc., it may be said that Teddy has a better chance ahead of him to develop into a second Chauiv coy DepeY than any of them. Time and space forbid a detailed report of the speeches but all were good and to the point. HEPPNER-SPRAY ROAD AROUSES INTEREST roKLST Sl'.ia iCE WILL COOPKK ati: ix iu n him; CaHiior Boosting the Project But Doesn't Assume to Speak , I'ov Wheeler County th. IV- SlIT IX JOHN' DAY MATTEIl IS FILED A petition has been filed in tin; circuit court by the board of direct ors of the John Day irrigation dis- trict, asking the court for an exami nation and confirmation of the pro ceedings of the board from Septem j ber, !!) !!), to the present time. The I In.S'irument is a voluminous one,, i con t a i ii i n :.,' 50 pages and some 12, 000 words. IIAILKOAU TO ( IT WAC.FS The Southern Pacific company an nounces a waee reduction al'fei'mi; all unskilled or common labor in a'l departments to take effect April 10. The new rale has been fixed at !!0 cftils an hour for the soii.ltfern dis trict, with slightly higher rut oh In sections: farther north where condi tions justify. I Olt.MDil IILTI'XIiK I TKACIICI! ILL Friends of Mrs. Lucy VV"ddiiig, fortiii r instructor in lingl ish in tie Heppner high school, received word Friday of her serious illness in a hospital at Kugt no. .Mrs. Wedding i has been teaching at Ueedspot t, a Sinai Lane county town otithe coast, and last Thursday was stricken with a . light hi mtuoi riiage on the j brain, resulting in a partial paralvi i sis of one t itle o her body. She was brought to Ktigenc for medical at lenlion, where It is believed nhe will recover, ' Mrs. Wedding was one of the most competent instructors ever 'employed in the Heppner schools i ami In i friends here will be glad to know that li"r pit sent disability will not probably be permanent. J. F- Mitrehinson arrived from Portland T!:iirr.ilaytovening In take a position as desk c'ler'k at Hotel St. Patrick. Mr. Miirchinson was for merly employed at the Imperial ho tel In Portland, but about a year ago was stricken Willi the sleepitiK Kickneh's, from which he was many months recovering. The recent proposal to switch the route of theHeppner-Hardman-Mon- unient road to make Spray the southern terminal,, which was first lvon publicity hy the Herald last weetc ,is meeting with general favor. Owing to the' fact that Grant cfmnty is not inclined to improve its end of the road between Monument and the Morrow county line, it would be a waste of monev for Mor row county to build to the Grant. county line and as a north and south road is essential to the convenience of the people of the interior as well as to Heppner, the proposal has been marie by K. .1. Carsner to switch the southern terminal to Spray and making connection at that, point with the John Day highway. In an interview with the Herald Saturday, Mr. Carsner pointed out. that (his link, if adopted by the state highway commission, will prove to be the most important connecting link in the entire eastern Oregon highway system, as it will furnish a direct connection between every im portant state road in this sectionof the state. Starting from Heppner, where it leaves the Oregon-Washington highway, which connects di rectly with the Columbia river high way and the Oregon trail, the pro posed link will intersect the John Day highway at Spray, the McKen zie highway at Mitchell and the Dalles-California highway at some point in the DesChutes country, perhaps Redmond. Locally tho pro posed highway will also provo of great importance, as it will give the people of the interior of both Grant and Wheeler counties an outlet to the north, which is now denied them except for a few months in the mid sumer season, ' Mr. Carsner has been an, advocate of Ibis road lor years and he thinks now is the time to make a supreme effort to have the proposed route make a part of the state highway system. Several miles of tbx proposed route puss -through the national for est reserve, and Mr. Carsner says lm has assurance thai the forest reserve will ho only loo glad to cooperate with the slale and counties in put ting the road ihrough. While the highway commission is somewhat, averse lo putting any more roads on the highway map, be cause of the precedent such action might establish, Mr. Carsner points out that no precedent, could be es tablished in litis case for the reason that no similar condition exists any where in I he slale. Morrow county has already set aside !f7ll,.000 to be used on a road into (he inlerior via llaidmnn, and the survey has been made lo the Grant eoiinlv line to wards Moiiiimcnl. Now, it appears, Grant county is nol willing to meet Morrow "onnly at the line and It, Is ; useless lo spend our money on a cul de sac. Last Sunday's (Iregoniaii, in an arlicle touching on ibis subject, quotes commissioner llanall as nay ting that as regards placing new roads on the map where a county already has ils share or more Hunt Its shaie of state money, he Is of the opinion thai no new roads sh.outl lie athbil. "But tle ie is a vast difference," continued Mr. Daitatl, "between ;i small pon toad w hich Taps an es tablished di'itiel, such as the John Day valby, thereby giving its Inhab itants, who ai" now bottled tip and for the past lorly yi ars have been fed up on pure air and mountain scenery, a chai'e to tot out lo civ ilization without going HMI mile; out of their wil j ill either direction." It I; under:, ,aa that the highway com m r-: -ion will visit this county Withill Hie next few Weeks to lelllll something about our road problems at lii'M hand, and it is expected this (Continued on page 0) HIBI i:IAS WILL HAXOl IT THl'ltsUA Y EVENING Members of Heppner council. A. O. H., and their friends, will le. brate in honor of Ireland's patron paint Thursday evening at the Hotel Patrick. !t is understood that 1 ",0 covers will be laid anda number of ir,i,te(j cuess will join with member1- a round the festive hoard. Judge De'Arcy, of Salem, will be the prin cipal speaker of the evening. Folowiug the banquet dancing wil be enjoyed In the hotel dining room, to which the public will be made welcome. HOUSES BRING GOOD I'HM CS Ii. F. Sorenson attended the pub-, lie sale of horses, etc., a' the Sam Dennis ranch, three miles north of : lone, last Wednesday, and reported j that, the horses hioiiihf. tie- prices, I good draft and faun horses going at 'from J 1 HO to JIT'S. About 40 head 'were sold at these pricey. Imple ments, machinery, etc, al-o brought : fair prices, Mr. Sorenson says. Mr. Sorenson al.-o repot ts that the road work being done by the county between h,ere and Lexington Is wor j thy of mention. A grader crew was i i going over the toad Wednesday, j smoothing up the grade und doing splendid work. , Notice!! Notice!! Tax Notices will not be mailed out from this office as has heretofore been the cus tom.. Anyone desiring their notice will please request the same. George McDuffee, Tax Collector.