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THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
Tuesday, December 28, IQ20
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4. PROFESSIONAL CAKDS
DR. R. J. VAUGHAN
DENTIST
Permanently located In Odd
fellow's Bailding
HEPPNER, OREGON
DR. A. D. McMURDO
PHrSICIAX and 8URUEOX
Telephone 122
Office Patterson's Drug Store
HEPPNER, OREGON
S. E. NOTSON
ATTOBXEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House
HEPPNER, OREGON
WOODSON & SWEEK
ATTORXErS-AT-LAW
Masonic Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORXEY-AT-LAW
First National Bank Bldg.
HEPPNER, OREGON
F. A. McMENAMIN
LAWYER
Office Phone Main 643
Residence Phone Main 665
Roberts Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
DR. CLYDE R WALKER
PHYSICIAN a-nd BURGEOX
Phone Connections
IONE, OREGON
WATERS & ANDERSON
FIKE INSURANCE
Successors to
C. C. Patterson
HEPPNER, OREGON
MATERNITY HOME
I am prepared to take a limited
number of maternity cases at my
home in east Heppner and assure
best attention to all patients. Write
or phone, MRS. O. C. AIKEN, Hepp
ner, Or., Box 142. Phone 396. 23tf
TO OUR FRIENDS AND PATRONS:
AT THIS FESTIVAL SEASON WE ARE
MINDFUL OF A DEEP AND ABIDING
SENSE OF APPRECIATION, AND OUR
HEARTY THANKS GO OUT TO YOU FOR
THE GOOD WILL AND CONSIDERATION
YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON US DURING
THE PAST YEAR.
WE SINCERELY WISH YOU GREAT
f APPINESS AND PROSPERITY THROUGH
OUT THE NEW YEAR.
PATTERSON & SON
The Rexall Store
Heppner, Oregon
Uncle Walk
Let Us Show You
Our Line of
"HIS.
Seeders
and other
seasonable farm
machinery and
implements
Peoples Hardware X
BEGINNING THE DAY
(ITFA MAN begins the day In a good
humor," observed the professor,
"everything will prosper with him."
Tou talk as though beginning the
day in a good humor was as easy as
falling oS a log," said the low-browed
man. "I suppose
you have been
reading one of
those fool sun
shine books, and
. you think a man
can be In a good
humor just by
saying he Is going
to be. Buta man
can't control his
tumors any more
than he can con
trol dreams.
"Some days I
feel like the ortg
inal Sunny Sam
uel, and I Just naturally go around
shedding light Into the dark plncea,
and making everybody glad. At such
times the world seems an unqualified
success, and the fact that I was born
Into it does not cause me any remorse.
If some prominent citizen backed me
up against a fence and asked me what
made me feel se gay, I couldn't give
him any helpful Information. I don't
know, myself, what causes the chip
per feeling. I suppose it must be be
cause my works are In good condition,
doing their digestive stunts at the old
stand.
"After a few days the glad feeling
passes away, and Instead of being a
Sunny Samuel I become a Mournful
Moses. I have all kinds of presenti
ments of evil. I have a firm convic
tion that the bottom Is about to drop
out of everything, and that I'll be
mixed up with the wreckage. I take
a pessimistic view of everything, and
go grouching around until even the
cows are sick of seeing me, and they
give me a lift with their hind feet as
a gentle hint that I should come out
of my trance.
"If a lending business man asked
me to explain my melancholy I couldn't
do it. The world seems to be moving
along as though nothing had happened,
the same old sun Is shining on the day
shift, and the scented zephyrs are
blowing through my whiskers as of
old.
"Often a man begins the day wrong,
through some accident or unpleasant
experience. Then he knows why he
tins a grouch, but that doesn't help
him to get rid of It. This morning
I wns lying In bed drenmlng that I
was the enly original white hope, and
that I was mnklng a heroic effort to
bring the laurels bnek to the Cauca
sian nice. I was Just administering
an uppercut thnt seemed destined to
bring home the bacon, when I fell out
of bed nnd practically ruined my head
against the floor.
"I came downstairs in a beastly hu
mor, nnd after hrcnkfnst I went over
and picked a quarrel with old Doo
llttle, so tlmt lie had to shin up a tree
to escape violence, nnd all because I
wiia feeling ornery. It wouldn't have
been snfe fur nny man to tell me that
In order to begin the day right nil a
innn litis to do Is to begin It right.
"I lmve gone out from the house to
milk the cows In the morning, many n
time, feeling its blithesome nnd glail
as a rtlekeyblrd, mid quite snlistied
that the ilny wns going to lie one
round of pleasure. Then n cove would
give rii! a poke in the ribs with one
of her celluloid horns, or puh her big
sobv foot Into a brimming Imchet of
in'.'k, nnd the joyous stuff wns nil elf.
.it.il I'd be so sore nil liny that Aunt
.Tu'lsi would hand me my meals, Willi
:: pti.-hM-k.
" I'll;' oilier ii'vii';!:; T :,,( v,n feeling
so ir.emi (list I v. si tixlintm-il to loek
in the mirror. I went downtown after
lui a a, in i he mood to rob n blind
organ g'.-imler of h's few plugged
nickels. Then I went to the post of
fice and got a registered letter. A
man who had owed me ?.' for five
years had an Ingrowing conscience at
last, und sent the money to me. When
I left the post office everybody com
mented on my winning smile mid said
1 was the little sunbeam of the town."
VERY SPECIAL I
M
A fortunate purchase of a
large assortment of
onopole Jams and
Preserves
enables us to price same at
35c per 10-oz. Jar
or 3 Jars for $1.00
Considering the price of fruit
and sugar this is indeed a bar
gain worth taking advantage of
Phelps Grocery Co.
All Kinds of Eats for the Holidays
GRAY SAMARITANS
RESCUING CHILDREN
Company
F. R. BROWN
n.vnt for
GUARANTEED LOW COST LIFE
INSURANCE; FIRE, HAIL. ACCI
DENT AND 1 1 EALTH INSURANCE
two i.iHin m siiu'm i s i m i'i'M u itm sai.k. piucko
I'.IUHT.
Office Upstairs in Roberts lUiiMing
rii"'i f t. Heppner, Oregon
Twins Strangely Linked.
Albert (irierson ami Waller Crler
son. St. I.ouis twins, were members
of the wine company, ami each wore
a small diamond ring and a watch unit
chain In Trance. Albert lost the stony
of tils ring ami n few days later Wal
ter lost the stone ef bis. Then Albert
lost li's watch and chain and soon af
terward Walter's disappeared. Then
Albert was wounded and Walter fol
lowed suit. And now they intend to
marry twin s!s:ers. (Vnilditic and
Hici'iline Snmlley of Sheldon, 111. )u
u!uu.ills New .
The Toung Women's Chrlitian Asso
ciations of the United State tire keenly
Intsrestod In the movement far the re
lief of Hie 3,500,000 starving children
of Europe because a group of their
members, the Polish Gray Samaritans,
bave ben In charge of dlatrtbutlng food
to children In Poland. They have been
serving under th American Relief ad
ministration aud have conducted food
kitchens mid distributing suatous In
nil iiuila of Poland otitalde Warur.v.
In u II the relief work belns done In
Europe, that of the Polish days tv-i
been unique because all the glils,
thoujrh sent from America, were either
horn in Poland or are of Polish pan-n-tnD.
When the need for social e-erv-ice
lu their country became ncuia
many ?'rls of Polish desient unsworn!
(he call if the Young Women's Chris
tian Association for overseax service
and tin'.ir-ted In the piellmiiuiry train
m? eourse that was given In several
cities of the United S'utca. I-'rum this
Kroiip thlity ctr'.. were chosen anil sent
to Poland where, slain l!M'i, they have
been caring for the children of the
country. The distribution of clothing
Ims takn Lheia Into all parts of
Polan.L
Tliey are now spending their entire
time lu arranging for the feeding of
children this winter. Groups of them
travel to strategic centers In outlying
illstriotB where they set up distributing
stations, recelvt supplies, preparu
meals, arrnugu fur Inipunlal d'stribn
lien ii nd train lielpeis to continue I lie
n'ork hen they ure sent ou to the next
lowu.
iCOLUMEUS KNIGHTS
I AID CHILD APPEAL
All Depends.
"Can you support my danchter In
the style she's been accustomed to?'
iisked the father of the yoimc man
who sounht his il.iUL'htcr in marriage.
"Well." replied the ymmt; man
thoughtfully. "Is she strong for a $-"(v
baby vTntnl piano or a talking mfc
chine'?"
THE MEM'NER HERALD, ONLY $-oo A YEAR
A Good Wish.
Candidate Election day Is also r.;y
tdrthiiay.
Friend t!ood I I hope yoo Will
have many lr.'.ppv returns.
James A. Flaherty, of Philadelphia,
supreme fcntght of the Kuights of Co
lumbus, declared that the K. of C, In,
response to no appeal from Herbert
Hoover, chairman ef the European Re
but Council, UaJ dceli'.ej to take an
exception In thrtir policy of refralnlin
from nny national campaleu for funds
fer relief or charitable wurk.
J'TI; r.eed oi the fc arvpji; and sick
children of I uro; is urgent," Mr.
Fluberty said, "ll at the Knights of Civ
Iambus feel li duty tiound tu ilsvute
thcm-elves to tht conuiHiti ttk of nils
lug funjs for the relief of thes,, chil
dren. An an crsanl'atlua It Is our
In'entlon tu coi duct no distinct K. jf
C. itilve for fumls, sltlionah meuiiiers
ef the ervunl-..tion urn freqi.tut cui
irdi'.ilora to all t-liar.iah'e dr',. Hat
in tiii case k fcl tiuit tlie emerjremy
calls for the united efforts of all Amer-h-uns
atul we eoi'.snier It a prtvlleue to
h" partners!, p It tbla grv! Wwrk uf
Choice Cuts of the
Best Meats
EVERY HOUSEWIFE WANTS TO SERVE THE
best hr Meats to her family. . She can be assured she
is doing so if she buys her Meats at this shop which
is conducted in conformity with modern methods of
sanitary marketing.
Central M
arket
McNAMER & SORENSON, Props.
THE
BRICK.
McAlee CD. AiKen. Props.
Confectioneries, Cigars
Soft Drinks
POOL
YOU ARE WELCOME
!
Advertisini; on Calendars
7ht advortii.-.g of cfilcndara is al
most nil. The pictures ro far cut-i--h;.in'
the rriiuins: ea she calendars
C.ii-.i it is never seer. Wh;-n the cal
endar is hung on the wall the picture
alone gets the eye. It may be (,-reatly
ndmired. but that is of no advantace
to the donor unless it is connected
with h: business in tome way.
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