Tuesday. December i m 'iS. E. NOTSON - it.oi i:sion.l cuius THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER. OREGON DR. R. J. VAUGHAN I) KM 1ST Permanency loca'ed in Odd fellow's Building HEPPNER, OREGON ATTOKXEV-AT-I.AW Office in Court House HEPPNER, OREGON DR. A. D. McMURDO I'uvsiciax mi'i mugeo.v Telephone 122 Office Patterson's Drug Store HEPPNER, OREGON F. A. McMENAMIN i.awvki: Office Phone .Main 643 Residence Phone Main 66 5 Roberts Building HEPPNER, OREGON WOODSON & SWEEK ATTOnXKYS-AT-LAW Masonic Building HEPPNER, OREGON SAM E. VAN VACXOR ATTOKX E Y-AT-LA W First National Bank Bldg. HEPPNER, OREGON DR. CLYDE R. WALKER PHYSICIAN and SURGEON riione Connections IONE, OREGON WATERS & ANDERSON FIRE INSURANCE Successors to, C. C. Patterson HEPPNER, OREGON MATERNITY HOME I am prepared to take a limited number of maternity cases at my home in east Heppner and assure best attention to all patients. Write or phone, MRS. G. C. AIKEN, Hepp ner, Or., Box 142. Phone 396. 23tf "PERMANENT AS THE PYRAMIDS" Concrete Pipe Company Manufacturers Sewer and Water Pipe Irrigation Pipe Culvert Pipe Hollow Silo Blocks Cement Products Phone 467 1003 North 10th St Walla Walla, Wash. 1 MR Let Us Show You Our Line of Plows Drills, Seeders and other seasonable farm machinery and implements Peoples Hardware Company F. R. DROWN adit for GUARANTEED LOW COST LIFE INSURANCE; EIRE, HAIL, ACCI DENT AND HEALTH INSURANCE TWO GOOD RESIDENCES fN HI TI'NKU FOR SAFE. TRICED UK. 111. Office Upstairs in Roberts Uuikling 1 'hone 0.(3 Heppner, Oregon CUSTOMSOF GUAM Island's Inhabitants Retain Prim itive Manners. Happy and Careless, Yet Vith a Sense of Industry and Thrift Farms, as a Rule, Culti vated by the Family. The increasing commercial impor tance of Guam is illustrated in a re cent visit of the postmaster of Guam, principal city of our smallest posses sion, to the United States in behalf of better postal sen-ice for the island. Curious customs and natural re sources of Guam are described In a National Geographic society bulletin as follows : "The fruit of the common tree (Par ringtonia speciosa) the natives use to stupefy fish. "The fruit is pounded into a paste, Inclosed In a bag, and kept over night. The time of an especially low tide is selected, and bags of the pounded fruit are taken out on the reef next morning and sunk In certain deep, holes In the reef. The fish soon appear on the surface, some of them life less, others attempting to swim, or faintly struggling with their ventral side uppermost. The natives sconp them In their hands, sometimes even diving for them. "In the mangrove swamps when the tide is low, hundreds of little fishes with protruding eyes may be seen hop ping about in the mud and climbing among the roots of the Rhizophora and Bruglera. These belong to a group of fishes Interesting from the fact that their air bladder has as sumed in a measure the function lungs, enabling the animal to breathe atmospheric air. "Men, women and children of Guam are expert swimmers, and are as much at ease In the water as on land. As they throw themselves into the sea and come bounding from wave to wave they remind one of dolphins. "According to the testimony of early writers, their houses were high and neatly made and better constructed than those of any aboriginal race hith erto discovered In the Indies. "They are a happy, careless peo ple, fond of festivities, dancing, sing ing, story-telling and contests of strength and skill, yet sufficiently in dustrious to cultivate their fields and garden patches, build excellent houses for their families, braid mats of fine texture and construct canoes which were the admiration of all the early navigators. They were much given to buffoonery, mockery, playing tricks, jesting, mimicry and ridicule, offering in this respect a gttyEkiy, contrast to the undemonstrative Malayans. "The natives of Guam are, as 8 rule, of good physique and pleasing appearance. Owing to their mixed blood, their complexion varies from the white of a Caucasian to the brown of a Malay. Most of them have glossy black hair, which Is either straight or slightly curly. It is worn short by the men and long by the women, either braided, colled, or dressed after the styles prevailing In Manila. "The people are especially agricultu ral. There are few masters and few servants on the Island. As a rule the farms are not too extensive to be cul tivated by the family; all the mem bers, even the little children, lend a hand." VERY A fortunate purchase of a large assortment of iViooopole Jams and 35 reserves enables us to price same at c per 1 0-oz. Jar or 3 Jars for $1.00 Considering the price of fruit and sugar this is indeed a bar gain worth taking advantage of elps Grocery Co. All Kinds of Eats for the Holidays Knew That Much. The owner of a house on the South side had a tinner to figure on putting on a new gutter, relates the Indian apolis News. When the tinner gave him the price on the job the owner exclaimed, "Why man, I would never pay that price. I'll put It on myself, first." "Hut now stop mid think; you would have to buy a level just to put on that little piece of gutter," said the tinner. "1 don't see where you would save any money." This nude 'be owner think. Rut the next minute be replied, "Say! Don't you think that I have enough brains '.a know that all I've got to do Is pour a hteket of water in that gut ter. If the water runs out I guess1 the Job will do." Bsveranes With Meals. Drs. i;. .1. Miller, O, Porgeitn. M. I". Kehfuss nod I". H. Hawk of I'lillndel pliia, have been testing the effect of wuter, tea, coll'ee nnd coco on the di gestion of locals of mixed foods. They report to the American Journal of Physiology (Baltimore) that one liter of cold water, tea, either hot or cold, or hot coffee drunk with a meal does not delay the passage of the food from the stomach, but the addition f sugar to the coffee do-s slightly delay the process. Coco markedly delays It. Coffee, tea and water seem also to stimulate gastric secretion, hut coco delays It. nnd coffee with sugar and cream has less effect. Fund to Accumulate for Century. "A professor ami Ills wife" have rlneed S."0.tM In the hands of the authorities of Cornell university, to accumulate tin til the funds "amount to about $'.''. .rw, when they wl',1 he used for the founding ef nn Instltu'e of pure and applied mathematics." Ii Is estimated that the Institute will he In operation at the end of 100 years. THE HEPPNER HERALD, ONLY S2.00 A YEAR Another Way. "She's decided n.it to mnrrv as:tln." "That so?" 'Yep. Says she's married three men for their money and failed eio -ii time. Now she's t.iing to srnv singe am! try to sell oil stiv', to rbe.il." A Newspaper Relic F. E. Rummell hands us a copy of the Boston Gazette bearing the date of February 4, 1813, which is some thing of a newspaper curiosity in this day and age. The paper is a 5-cot-umn, 4-page sheet and set in minion type. It contains congressional news, Massachusetts legislative news, sev eral communications relative to the then recent defeat of Napoleon in Russia, and many advertisements. Paper was probably expensive in those dayg as at present, for no dis play advertising apr.ears in the Gaz ette. Coid weather is reported 16 below at Portland, Maine, and at Washington, Pennsylvania, on Janu ary 11, 14 below. Only one joke ap pears and it is a quip at the doctors credited to Polyanthus and speaking of prayers offered in Paris lor the restoration of the King's health. "The merchant quits his business to throw himself at the root of the altar, the artisan his work and the physi c'..n his patients, and the patient is so much better for it." The paper has been handed down in Mr. ummeli's family, and was giv en him by his mother. It bears the address of J. Brooks, written with a quill pen. and the ink still shows up rather distinctly. Choice Cuts of the Best Meats Mule Cheaper Than Tractors Mules are cheaper than U.uua.-. ,n present prices of tractor fuel, a com munication from members of the county farm bureau to the associa tion said. The farm bureau asked that the asociation get together with that body in a move to protest against the present high price of gasoline, which was brought about, the letter said, by a shortage which existed six months ago, and which now is no longer extant. If necessary, the bu reau can go into the gasoline busi ness and obtain fuel here more cheap ly than the Standard Oil Co. sells it, the letter said. The bureau expressed no desire to compete with in estab lished company providing Just rates 'an be obtained. The letter was re ferred to the association's automobile committee. EVERY HOTTSF.WTTTF'. WAHTCTncu rT7T- tttt: U . ... ' oii,x. vEi i nui w . Dest in meats to ner lamiiy. . She can be assured she is doing so if she buys her Meats at this shoo which is conducted in conformity with modern methods of sanitary marketing. Central Market McNAMER & SORENSON, Props. l'.link Sage IVeri'ies Kill Sheep Sheep have suffered very little this last t":ll from pohor.ous plant 'rou '.s. One f-hipme.it unloading at luntura were apparently poi-i n. c1 hvi;". eat in? berries that grow en THE BR ICR j McAtee (EL AiKen. Props. Confectioneries, Cigars Soft Drinks POOL YOU ARE WELCOME black saee or else they gorged then- . stock yards on hay before turnitu lu;r!iP' naiKeMlDleMhem out. InYCStientinn. , bein punt and died from overloading Owners moving sheep had best ar :.;nt:e to fill them up in the railroad made to determine tht fue cause o this loss at Juntura, which numbers ome 1 300 head.