Tuesday. December 14. 1020.
THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
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GREAT GLOBE TROTTER
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To travel something more than 115.
1(j4 miles in 13 years was the nlm of
Arthur Thilmudeau, called the world's
greatest globe trotter, when he left
Paris in 1012. He is walliins around
the world for a prize of $100,000 put
up by the Revel Athletic association.
To date he has covered 55,104 miles
on foot, 35,000 miles ou water, and
lias 25,000 miles to go by January 1,
1925.
Frank "Lovell, state tax commission
er, has called a meeting of all county
assessors and representatives of the
various railroads operating in Oregon
to be held in Salem November 10. The
purpose of the conference is to discuss
and agree upon the proportion of taxes
that should be paid by these corpora
tions. Thirteen indictments were returned
by the grand jury at Medford as a
result of the failure of the Bank of
Jacksonville. Myrtle Blakely, county
teasurer, R. D. Hines, half brother of
V. H. Johnson and vice-president of
the defunct institution, and W. H.
Johnson, president and cashier of the
bank,wereindcted: -
HOLIDAY
TOGS
At a Big
Saving
Every fabric has been
greatly reduced in price
and in addition
Extra
Trousers
F
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SAVE
$18.00 to $42.00
On Suit With Extra Pants
All fabrics are guaran
teed ALL Wool. Your
suit will .be .genuinely
Hand Tailored to order
by
UNIVERSAL TAILORING CO.
The ALL WOOL Line
The service of two suits
at much less than the
former price of one. Ok
der now while selection
is complete.
Extra Trousers
FREE
HEPPNER TAILOR
a CLEANING
G. Franzen
HEPPNER OREGON
VARIETIES OF COURAGE
MT'Er.SMlTH is an awful coward,"
i. said the retired merchant. "He
hasn't as much spunk as a chipmunk.
This morning I saw a man half his
m twist his nose, and he never of
fered to defend himself. He trembled
all over and was
covered with a
cold sweat."
"And yet, under
other circuni
stances, Kersmith
might show all
kinds of courage."
said the hotel
keeptr. "It isn't
safe to jump to
conclusions about
such things. A
woman will climb
a tree, and shriek
for the police if
she sees a mouse,
and if a real peril conies along, she'll
exhibit more courage in five minutes
than the average man could dig up in
a hundred years.
' There are scores of different kinds
of courage in this world, and you
can t expect one man to have them
all. A man may tremble and cringe
when threatened with phvsical vio
lence, and yet stand up serene and
magnificent when the assessor comes
to the door, and there's nothing finer
than that sort of moral courage.
"There used to be a blacksmith in
this town who had a wide reputation
as a fire eater. He wasn't afraid of
anything, people said. If he heard of
a promising bruiser anywhere in the
countryside, he couldn't rest until he
had mixed things with him. And he
didn't ask for purses or other induce
ments. He engaged in combat just
because he loved it, and was happiest
when his nose was knocked to one
side, and his eyes were bunged up so
that he couldn't see whether he was
going or coining. He acted the hero on
several occasions, rescuing people from
burning buildings, and saving gents
who were drowning and his nerve
became a byword.
"Well, in the fullness of time his
teeth went wrong and his head swelled
up until it looked like a squash. He
bought about a million things at the
drug store, and they wouldn't relieve
the pain. The doctor told him he
could have his sufferings ended in five
minutes by going to the dentist's, but
that idea turned him faint. At last he
had to go, and the dentist told me he
never saw such a doggone coward.
That Invincible blacksmith just bad to
be lifted Into the operating chair, and
as often as he could get his breath,
he yelled.
"The dentist's chair takes the starch
out of many a brave man. I used to
have to frequent it a good deal before
I bought these hand-made tortoiseshell
teeth, and I saw some moving sights
when I was seated In the waiting room.
Women would come In there as calm
and cool as though they had hist
stepped in fop a dish of Ice cream.
I have seen a girl graduate sit chatting
comfortably until her turn came, and
then she'd step Into the chamber of
horrors without turning a hair; and
then some big policeman, who'd think
nothing of fighting a revolver duel in
the dark with a burglar, would come
mro rne waiting room as limp as a
(lishrag, sweating Ice tea and groaning
every time he drew a breath.
"A man might easily get a lot of
false ideas about courage In the den
tist's waiting room.
"That man Kersmith, who stood and
permitted a smaller man to twist his
nose, has a sort of courage I'd give a
lot to own. I've always wished I could
make public speeches. I've a lot of
pent-up eloquence Inside of me that
ought to be turned loose for the edifi
cation and instruction of the people.
But every time I'm called upon for a
few timely remarks, I'm scared stiff,
nnd can't say a blamed word. I just
gurgle nnd splutter like a sunstruck
lunatic, and hate myself for three
weeks after It.
"lint when Kersmith Is called, he
rises without a tremor, and smiles
sweetly upon the audience, and goes
ahead saying whnt he has to say as
though In his own arm chair by his fire
side. I'd be willing to have my nose
nnd ears twisted several times to have
his courage."
Chilean Nitrate Fields.
The nitrate fields, the principal
source of Chile's wealth, are limited
to a narrow strip of arid desert lo
cated on the eastern slope of the
coastal range, west of the Cordillera
of the Andes, at an altitude of from
2,000 to 5,000 feet above sea level, and
!mand a distance varying from 16
miles In the northern part of the zone
to 90 miles In the southern part.
(, lliO, W't-stt'Mi Newspaper Union.)
The must Sfltish man In the world
Is the most unsellish with his own
sorrows. He does not leave a single
misery of his untold to you or unsuf
fered by you. He gives you all of
th-m. The world becomes a syndicate
formed to take stock in his private
cares, worries and trials. Jordan.
SOMETHING TO EAT.
A sandwich is a dainty appetizer
which is alwavs welcome; here are
two or t h r e e
reniember-
!'' )) worth
mg :
Cucumber Sand
wiches. Cut
rounds from any
variety of bread;
spread with but
ter and cover un
til ready to serve. Pare, slice and
cover with cold water the cucumbers
to oe used. Have ready French dress
ing made with a little scraped onion
and finely-chopped parsley. Dry the
cucumbers on a cloth, stir in the dress
"ing and set a slice between two pieces
of prepared bread, a
parsley and serve at once. Thin slices
of ripe tomato made good sandwich
filling, treating the same as the cu
cumbers. Milwaukee Sandwich. For each
sandwich toast two slices of white
bread, and one of rye. Set one slice
of toast on heart leaves of lettuce.
On this set four broiled or fried oys
ters; cover witli the slice of rye bread
and on this lay two thin slices of the
breast of chicken, two crisp slices of
bacon and horseradish sauce; cover
with the last piece of toast and ar
range on this sliced radishes and sweet
pickles. Remove the skin from a
small tomato, cut out the hard center
and fill with sauce tartare; arrange
on a lettuce leaf beside the sandwich.
Fineapple Tapioca Sponge. Heat
one pint of grated pineapple in a dou
ble boiler; add half a cupful of boiling
water, one-fourth of a teaspoonful of
salt; then stir in one-half cupful of
quick-cooking tapioca. Stir occasion
ally and cook 20 minutes, or until the
tapioca is clear; add half a cupful of
sugar and the jiiice of half a lemon,
then fold in the whites of two eggs
beaten stiff. Serve hot with top milk
and sugar.
Caramel Frosting. Cook one cupful
of sugar and three tablespoonfuls of
caramel sirup and one-fourth of a cup
ful of boiling water to a firm bail,
pour In a fine stream on the white of
one egg beaten stiff, heat until slight
ly stiffened then spread on the caki.
Decorate with walnut meats.
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both ladies' and gentlemen's. Now we havereprieed what "we hav
ielt in stock. e are receiving new stock atlthe new prices
30 PER CENT TO 40 PER CEtT LESS
Ladies' Pine Shoes nwoT$16;50. . $1 1.00
Gents' Fine Shoes e!5M . $1 1.00
NO SHOES IN STOCK OVER $koo
Good Shoes, guaranteed all leather, for Men and Women, $6.00 up
Ladies' Felt Slippers, $2.25, two pairs forW.oo
Men's Hosiery, 40 per cent to 50 per cent less
Goraty Shoe Store
WE DO NEAT SHOE REPAIRING
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BROS
You Will Be Pleased to Know We Are MaKing' Further
Reductions in Our Re-Adjustment Prices
OVERALLS AND JUMPERS
Best Blue Bib Overalls $2.25
Best Blue Waist Overalls . .$2.00
Best Blue and White Striped
Overalls $2.00
Best Blue Jumpers $2.25
Best Blue and White Stripsd
Junipers $2.00
Boys' Overalls
Best Blue Bibb Overalls, 22 to
26 waist $i-75
Same in 27 to 31 waist . . . .$2.00
Fellow ArtiiU.
ufr. Pedalbass I am a musician. I
give recfciils on the pipe organ.
Mr. Proudfather That no? I wish
you could meet my son. He plays
the mouth organ In vaudeville. You
organists might be able to help each
other. Columbia State.
Beautiful.
Mnrv They say that very wise peo j
pie are awfully homely. 1
Marty (very ardently) Mary, ,
you're the most beautiful girl In the
world. Cornell Widow.
MEN'S SHIRTS AND
UNDERWEAR
20 7o OFF on all Men's Wool
Shirts from $4.00 to $9.00
20 OFF on all Men's Under
wear from $3.50 to Scj.rxj
SHIRTS AND SWEATERS
Work Shirts, each $1.50
Silk Shirts $10.50
$9.50 Silk Shirts $7.50
$8.cx) Silk Shirts $7.00
S16.50 Men's Sweaters ...$12.50
S12.50 Boy's Sweaters . . . .$10.00
S8.50 Boy's Sweaters $6.50
Men's and Ladies' Gowns Re
duced 50c each
20 OFF ON ALL LADIES'
UNION SUITS from $3 to $7
NECKWEAR
A beautiful line of Men's Neck
wear for Christmas
for 50c to $2.00
Men's SiH.rxi Mackinaws for . . .
DRY GOODS
Fleishcr's Gcrmantown Zephyr
ball 45c
Fleishcr's Knitting Yarn, ball 60c
Best made 36-in. Percales, per
yard 25c
White (Juting Flannel, per
yard 20c to 40c
Best Colored Outing for . . . .35c
Devonshire Cloth 45c
Romper Cloth 40c
Frolic Cloth 40c
School Day Cloth 40c
Hope M uslin 25c
lierklcr Muslin No. (xj 45c
Apron Ginghams 20c
A. F. C. Ginghams 35c
Toile du Nord Ginghams . . . .35c
GENUINE PENDLETON
INDIAN ROBES
$10.00 $13.50 $16.50
Eeautiful Christmas Gifts
MEN'S PANTS
Men's Wool Pants ..20 OFF
$4.fxj Khaki Pants for ....$3.50
LESS THAN TODAY'S MAR
KET ON ALL SILKS
10 OFF ON ALL MEN'S
HATS AND CAPS
ROCKFORD SOX, 20c A PAIR
A fine line of Men's and Ladies'
Bath Robes, which are good
Christmas Gifts
$13.50 Men's $16.50 M
BLANKETS
Wool Blankets in Mottled! Gray
and Brown , j
8 lb Blanket for $18.00
7 11 Blanket for $15-75
() 11) Blanket for 13.50
5 II) Blanket for -$11.25
Plain Gray Wool Blankets
S 11) Blanket for $16.00
7 11) Blanket for $1 4.00
() II) Blanket, for $ia.oo
5 IB Blanket: for $io-.oo
LADIES' SHOES
$15.00 Shoes, now $i2.5',o
$12.50 Shoes, now $10.00
$io.(X) Shoes, now $9.00
MEN'S SHOES
$15.00 Shoes, now $12.50
$12.50 Shoes, now $10.00
$10.00 Shoes, now $9.00
$1.00 OFF ON ALL BOYS'
AND GIRLS' SHOES
50c OFF ON ALL INFANTS'
SHOES
SUITS AND OVERCOATS
Men's Suits for . .$25.00 to $50.00
Men.s Overcoats $25.00 to $40.00
Ladies' and Children's Coats at a
Big Reduction
10 OFF ON ALL BOYS' and
GIRLS' UNION SUITS
Numerous Other Articles at
LESS PRICES
ackinaws for $12.50
We Are Here to Serve at Less Prices
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