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THE HEPPNER HEKALD, HEPPNER. OREGON
Tuesday, September 7th. 1020
THE HEPPNER HERALD
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THE MIGRATORY BIRD LAW
Politics and outdoor sports have become badly mixed
in Oregon. The fish and game commission has been fre
quently on one side or the other of controversies and the
Jaws concerning fish and game have numerous jokers. The
migratory bird law is an example of this situation which
right now is timely.
Most of the states in the union have submitted to the
federal law regarding the shooting of migratory birds. Be
cause of the treaty with Canada and the habits of these
birds, zones extending across the United States have been
designated, with uniform game law which is in conflict
with the federal law.
The federal law, according to constitution, takes pre
cedence over a law of any state in contradiction. The state
law, however, is not ignored. The federal law opens the
season in this section on September 16, but last year hunt
ers who had ducks were confronted with state authorities
and told that the state does not open the season until Oc
tober ist.
The federal law closes the season December 31, but the
state makes the close January 15. Persons hunting during
ibis season violate the federal law, those who hunt between
September 16 and October 1 are in danger of arrest by the
.state officials.
With four weeks thus in the danger zone, hunters in
ibis section feel thev must be unduly wary. They are us
ing all influV'tice they can bring to bear to have the state
acquiesce to federal sovereignty and follow that this season
As yet the state has not bowed and stepped down. Pend
leton hast ( 'reonian.
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for the next twenty-five years exercise constant diplomatic,
economic and financial pressure in Europe and Asia to
check militarism, restore production, revive trade and sup
press hatred, not in the Wilsonian manner of lifting eyes
to heaven in a fine frenzy and leaving the open pockets to
tally ungarded, but through the Roosevelt-Hoover manner
of applying quiet practical pressure in the most vulnerable
spot. September Sunset.
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LET'S NOT BRAG LET'S ADVERTISE !
The depressed state of mind of the average laziness
man is due to the fact that he was caught with large quan
tities 'f high-cost goods, in stock ordered, and with an
expensive organization in a falling market. The courts
at present are dogged with actions brought bv linns which
sold goods at high prices only to find that the buyer re
fused acceptance be cause he found he could get them much
cheaper, l'.ieilic coast linns, for instance, suffered large
losses because Cuban importers refused to pay for rice
that they had ordered for eleven cents when the price
dropped to m cents. I'.ut these linns did not complain
when thev bought six -cent rice eight months ago and sold
it for eleven cents.
Still, the situation is not serious. Lower pries had to
mine sooner or later. In several lines, as lor instance
wol, hides and beans, they arc entirely too low at the
prices quoted in July. The demand for clothes made of
wool and for leather shoes has been temporarily diminished
below normal because most of the manufacturers and dea
lers in these commodities profiteered so outrageously that
the diguted public ceased buying. When the average
man is convinced that manufacturers and dealers will no
longer skin him. but will be satisfied with a fair, decent
pioht, be will lesume his purchasing, for he needs the
goods and be has the money to buy them. The full extent
o the outtaged fuling was revealed by the short livid
vet all crac. It was merely the country wide spoiit.ui
eon, o -m' u-tion (, accumulated wrath an I indignation.
September Sunset.
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"BUNK" IN PLATFORMS ABOUT PEACE TREATY
When you have smashed the line, or saved the nation,
When you have climbed the icy Matterhorn,
When you have hit the bulleye of Creation,
. When you have grown the record yield of corn,
When you have skinned the crowd which tried to skin you
You naturally want the crowd to know.
When you have scooped the .orld, there's something in
ycu
As hard to smother as a rooster's crow,
Cut take my tip however much you prize it,
Don't brag about your stunt, but advertise it !
How many a 'man you've known both wise and witty,
But wasted wit too much in bragging of it.
How many a favored woman would be pretty,
But loves her face so much you cannot love it.
None of us like this being told forever
That wit is wit and beauty beauty. No;
We like to think we, too, are somewhat clever
At finding two-times-hvo is really so.
Then the rcmfcdy let me advise it
Boast not your chiefest charm, but advertise it!
Now, I know poets who would give an eye-tooth
To write, well, say, as I do if you please.
It's not their fault they cannot paint a high truth
In words which stick and stay with you, like these,
Nor is it my fault that I have the" fashion
Of putting in this punch the way 1 do;
It's merely that I know your own pet passion,
because I m just a common dub like you.
mi see 1 do not brag. No, I de.-pise it;
1 merely write the stulT and advertise it!
Edmund Vance Cooke
I'M KM K KM 111 Y SOIHail M Mll.l,
Kiirni bureau members of Hen tun
emi Ply hnve buuKlit a sorghum mill,
wliii-h they export to Mart up early
In September. No announcement of
a ''molumeH bee" bai been made
all that In needed to make things
look aa they do "back east."
TIIK HOIND-IP
Pendleton. Or., September. New
relay string from California. promis
ing even faster relay and pony n
presa races than heretofore. - be
seen at Hie 1520 Hound l p which
open Thiii-ilay, Pi pietnher 23 and
ho for three il.tyn. These Milng
will compete aiMliiKt the old f,i..ite
who have thrilled ttotind t'p audien
ces for years past.
Indiana of theUmatilla reservation
In spite of the hlfch cost of getting
Indianx to perform, will be in the
parades and much In evidence at the
show this year. There will be at
leant GOO of the natives and their
cayuHca In the parades, lending that
element of savage finery that la so
appealing to those who come here
to see the real west.
Koads leading to Pendleton are be
ing put in the best possible condition
for auto travel and each will be gen
erously maiked wtih signs to point
the correct way to the Kound-t'p city
Special efforts have been made to
ptiiVlde ampin accmiuidntlois for
auto tourists and they are also to
find enouch gasoline here to start
them homeward with a full t.ink.
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DOWN TO THE LAST "RED NICKEL"
Stubs to individual bank checks are
arranged like this:
Balance brought forward
Amount deposited
Total
Amount of this check
Balance carried forward
By making the proper entry on each
check stub, you can know at all times
the exact amount to your credit in the
bank. The record is complete and re-
liable. It can be kept up-to-dat easily
each entry at the time of transaction. I
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FIRST
NATIONAL BANK
Heppner, Oregon
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The Rcund-Up feat sale opens Mon
day, September 6.
HACK TO TIIK I'KI.MITIVK
Mr. Vrbanky "I see your buy:'
are avim; a great time up there on
the hill aignuling playing Indians
t suppose?"
Farmer lieini 'riaylng nothing!
They're signaling the price of eggs to
the next farm our telephone service
is so dolderoed punk."
New York World
UK MMMi:i) SO I.AIU.K
Just as the train was about to
start, a very stout man struggled Into
a carriage and sank Into a seat,
breathing heavily.
A small boy who sat opposite ap
peared to be fascinated. His ardent
gaze eventually began to annoy the
fat man, wtto demanded, angrily:
"What are you.'taring at n e forTV
"Please, sir." replied the lad.
"there is nowhere else to look."
Answer
HOKTUTIITKAL
A teacher in an Englcwood school
asked the other dny: "How many
kiii'ls of (lowers aro there?"
Three pupils held up their handr-.
She chose one to reply.
'Well, Isidore, how many kinds of
flowers arc there?"
'Three, teacher."
"Indeed? And what are they?"
'Wild, tame, an' collie." Phila
delphia Lutheran.
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lDUTICMIi POINTS
'And whom did you vote for.
Miss Sophy?"
'Well, you see, the Republican
was simply stunningly good-looVlng.
But the' Democrat had always been
perfectly splendid to his family, so
t marked both ballots, closed my
eyes, shuffled them, put one In the
bm and tore up the other. Not Kb a;
could be fairer than that." Mfe.
The pkitt'oti'iN ot' lu.ih panics were designed with a
low (old purpose, lo s.iw t1H. i.u'c of the party leaders and
to -pte.i.l the votc'cttinn hotu-y of in c a u i u 1 c s s
protnisis (.tr as lai-jc a miH.ui' as possihlo. Nowhere
ln-s the iuahty of lliis face-saving, vole-catching plat
foim hunk hccoinc more apparent llian in ihe planks de
voted to the leading issue, ihe League of Nations.
I he I K'in.'t i atic platform builder profess to believe
lh.it Mr ilson's policies and actions would have brought
the M 'luunum tf the wicked Republicans had imt lacked
Ins lues .oid dt.uned bis gasoline tank. Knowing f.,' vvell
that llu-v can't g. what thev ak for. thev demand ratio
rati, ti . the Tte.ity practicallv in its pte'seiit form. The
KtpuUu.ins, on the other band, tiv to phase all nrictie
.f Ifeatv opponent by deiioucing the Covenant in am
btgoiis phrases tlevotd of meaning Neither paity touches
the be.itt of the problem which lies in the conditions ,,f
the impel ialitic peat e tte.itv vv bt h the I .eigne of Nait. tis
is to ttph..h. Neither patty promises to use America'
limitless economic and financial power to redeem the brok-
n pledge of the l oiuieen Point. Neither p.utv seems
to t .iho that Ann ma, whether it wants to or tut. tnu.t
EDUCATION PAYS
IOK TIIK IMUVIIU VI, .M t'Olt TIIK HTATK
A Person with No Kilucmion has but One I'hanre In ISO, 000 to
llt nd. r I'lstlnKiiUhed Service to the Public.
With Common (" ho.il Kducatlun 4 Chunr.-s
With High School Fducntion .... 7 Chances
With Colli ge Kdurallon i0 Chance
Are You Giving Your Child His Chance?
TIIOSK 8TVT1:.-? AKK WKVt.THIKST THAT HAVE INVESTED
MOST IN EDfCATlON
Oregon Agricultural College
ThtoiKh a l.ltx rjl and Practical rducalli-n" pre
paira h Voutig Miin and Young Woman for f
ful Citiirn hlp and S iccessfiil Onrrert In
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I lt CATION.
The Trlnlrg In. tu.!.- rilSI-'Al. l:tCC.T10. MfSr. I NCI.I II
Mopt UN t.VN.a-V:k. .vur and the Othrr .... nt..u of a
Stuh.l. rd Trshtiirsl foil. g Coufe
tail Trrin o,. .irtnt-f 8, li. Tuition U I me,
IVr tofotii atloa write to
THE llM.loTllVll, Omt.Ni .igrirultnral ( wile, CmJli. trr.m.
CLOTHES THAT KNOCK THE H. C.
OF L INTO A COCKED HAT
ou'll give a vital blow to old High Cost of
Living when you order your suits and overcoat
I offer
7 PER CENT OFF
on
SUITS and OVERCOATS
until September 18th
Make your selection while our assortment
of new weaves is complete.
J'.c measured toda.
anvtlun, iJf1 ?L,N DRY CLEAN
anvthmgm l.ad.cs and Men's wearing apparel.
Heppner Tailoring and Cleaning Shop
C FRAN2EN, Proprietor
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