PAGE SIX
THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER. OREGON
Tuesday, December 30. 1910
GIRLS WHO USE CUSS WORDS
ill!
To all our friends and
customersold and new
thanks! May the new
year bring you Pros
perity, Comfort, Peace
and an end to the prevailing-
unrest.
Phelps Grocery Co.
Sinjular Admission Said to Have Been
fwede by the Members of a
Graduating Class.
It has long been the fashion at college-;
and schools to take a census of
graduating classes to determine such
vital facts as these:
What is your favorite flower? How
tall are you? Do you smoke? Are
ynn a prohibitionist?
At a girls' seminary a recent tnrjiiiry
was more sweeping. To the interroga
tion : "Do you swear?" 200 of the U15
girls answered yes.
Hut admitting that they swear is
not proof that these feminine lips do
niter oaths. So at least says tne law
in New York state, writes "Uriant" in
the Philadelphia Press.
. "r'otir or live people" must hear yon
swear, not for a second or two, V.ut
"for about live minutes" that's the
law in North Carolina.
Down in Alabama they don't expect
a man to swear from the housetops,
hut the law says that if three or four
persons hear you just once, good
night! !n Tennessee it is not necessary to
repeal the offensive words when a
culprit is indicted for swearing.
I saw on the veranda of a country
club seventeen women of whom twelve
were drinking an intoxicating llnuor
anl seven were smoking cigarettes.
I tMt u that census ar llje sum r-euie
nary is an index, more women sweifr
than daily with John Ijai ley.'orn or
I.-idy Nicotine.
Query: Why do women insist on
being so much like men?
DR. HAROLD C. BEAN
PHYSICIAN mid SIIIOKO
Heppner, Oregon,
Permanently Located Odd Fellows
Buildinj
Office Phone 762 Residence 5-3
! WOODSON & SWEEK
A TTOK X E V S- AT-1 , A W
Heppner Ores
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTOKXEV-AT-LAW .
VAUGHAN & BUTLER
DENTIST
Permanently located in Oddfellow't
Bunlding
Heppner, Oregon
lit
lop-
Th rutvart of th I " ml Su'm if miw 'h onr-tlnnl,
rwaily one - hiK, of l( tin- rail? uf ike world Thry
rarrjr rmry lrti- m nnk (rtilr thin that at
any tnhfr i nuatry mat thr rMy no ban fur I'tmptri
aoa. Im4'4, th trflf ( imy t nttium nnv l mm
bisnii, mmi iltll il ti.i ont appro,, ti the ftmmrnt ml
Aaifn -a Wlf tip Aariaii railway.
I'mitd tutitt tnt' nmmii.
Ask Any Doughboy Who
Was 4 'Over There' '
ami In will Ml you that American railroads are
tlie let in t tic world.
lie saw (lie fuieiu'ii roads in Knolatid and
I'rance, llio htM in Knrope -and in oilier Con
tinental i'oiintries und lie knows.
The p. ill railroads have plaved in tin
Ilient ol' the I'liiled Slates i beyond llli
American iui!roali have achieved hi
ards of piiUic M-rx ice by bir-Mo'ited am
ons in vest inc'tl i if liipital, .rid lv the
striving of m macr ;i id mci for r "v.irds for work
i !l done.
We liau' the IhM railroads in the world we
iihinI ii t i ii in to have the h.--!.
Hut they mut i;n .
To the 'i),0il(l,U00.()iM) now incle. in our
railroad-, there will have to l,e a l e- I in the next
few years, to keep pace with the nation'-, bnsitn's,
hillioits more for additioitd tracks, stations and
termin.iU, curs und -n ;i in e!ccliic power houses
und trains, automatic signal-, safety device-, the
elimination of iralc crowing - and for recon
struction und ennineeriiiK economies that will re
duce I 1m co-it of tran-portathiu.
To attract to the railroads in (he future the in.
vestment funds of many thrifty itietis, the direct .
in 14 genius of the most t apalile builders and mau
uu'ers, and the -kill and loyalty of the work
men in conictitiou with other industries bid
dim; for capital, managers and men the railroad
industry must hold nut fair rewards to capita', to
uia lingers and to the men.
American railroads will continue lo set world
standards and adequately serve the Nation's needs
if they continue to te built ami operated on the
American principle of rewards for work well done.
(level
i -aire,
h stand
coi'ra ;e-
COtlsi lilt
Almost Too Obliging.
A Scottish emigrant on his arrival
at. Montreal Ktnppod for a moment to
examine a coat hanging In front of, a
clothing store, when the proprietor
asUed ! 1 1 lit if lie would not try on a
coat, relates the Scottish American.
"I dintia ken lint I wad," responded
the emigrant, consulting his watch;
and he went In and set to work. No
matter how often he found a tit, he
tried on another and another till he
tried on about thirty. Then again look
ink' al his watch, he resumed his own
garment and walked off. saying:
"Wee, I've lost time, nae doot, but
hang the fellow that'll no' ohleege
auilher when he can '."
OWED MUCH TO STEREOSCOPE
How Commanders During the
War Got Information
Vital Importance.
i Great
of
S. E. NOTSON
ATTOHXEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court Houe
Heppner Oregoi
DR A. D. McMURDO
rilYSlClAX & SIIIOKO.N
Telephone 122
Office Patterson's Drug Store
Heppner Oregon
Heppner
Oregon
F. A. McMENAMIN
LAWYER
Roberts Bldg. Heppner, Ore.
Office Phone Main 643
Residence Phone Main 665
ROY V. WHITEIS
IXSlTtAXCE
REAL ESTATE, LOAN'S,
Heppner Oiegon
DR. CLYDE R. WALKER
l'HYSICIA.X AND SURGEON
phone Connections lone, Oregon
Useful Sand Flea.
The "sand th-a" Is not n Hen at nil.
It N u crustacean, clad In a wonderful
suit of armor-proof. It Is rarely
abroad in the daytime, lis business is
nocturnal. Tito sand tleas are Ihe
"white wings" of the ocean strand.
They come out at night In myriads and
remove all decaying organic matter,
animal or vegetable, that lias been de
posited on the lieach. It U their ac
customed food. Their work gee on
winter and summer. As each broken
billow recedes a bubbling may be per
ceived from ever so many little hole
In Ihe wet sand. These are the i, ninths
of small vertical pits, In which the
sand (leas dwell.
The rH-fashionod stereoscope
plaved in important par! in III
world war. It supplied an angle to
photographs, snapped from airplanes,
that could not he obtained from the
ordinary camera lens. I'.el'ore its use
the picture all seemed Hat, but Ihe
stereoscope added height, and thus
steep slopes, that appeared in pic
tures like tint L'round. were shown in
their true characteristics, and ll'.i'
lives or" men who would have to cover
the ground in attack" were saved.
The airplane camera looks directly
down on the spot to be photographed,
making a picture as a one-eyed man
would see it. A stereoscopic cnmei'll,
In which Hie lenses are two nod
tin -quarters Inches apart, would not
produce the stereoscopic effect, I'ho-l.e.-niphci
decided lo lake pictures
1ml vanls aoart to (live a view, iust
as a giant, with eyes 100 yards apart,
would see It. These pictures were
put on cardboard, and viewed through
the stereoscope. At first a collage
looked like a lower, a bucket like a
well, a trench like a canyon, etc, the
orticers soon learned to translate these
eeeiitrioi!ie-i, and the problem was
solved. True pictures, giving .lust the
exact Information desired, were then
obtained by the airplane pi gra-
phers.
Start The New Year Right
Be Well Shod
jr.i,.'W"
i V r Ui
Bay yourself a pair of our unexcelled Hand Made
Work Shoes or a pair of O'Donnell Dress Shoes for
Men.
Kither one of these justly celebrated shoes will give
you the maximum in service for the money
invested.
I
jo .Yu Kinds or
crarsre v
i oo ienainnsr. and tor n
can double ! he wearing
w e uo .yu Kinds or t
" ii i
i, v I it .v.. 1 1 1 i ; .
i
f s i"v;cc o! our '-lu e &
Bowers Shoe Shop f
UtiLs ihhwliMWi'il h tmhliihl hu the
A
T 4ttmf s'Jiei is-i. f' Ihr tl-val f.
Rare Edition of "Pilorim'i Progri."
One of the oiitstiiiidlng Items In a
recent Sotheby sale was a copy of Ihe
third ediiion of l'.nti.Min's "I'llgrini's
'iogre." I.ondnii, ' I'rliilcd by Nalli.
Peielcr .11 Ibe I'i'iieock. in Ihe I'oiiltrey,
near rornbill. li'.TI'." This is Ibe til t
cmiplole eilitl-i-i this Immortal worl.
exccs-lvelv rare. Il has an en-
gr iNeil rroin ispiece oy ii. u line in ,
ldi II Is rcpreeiei a pert roll of Ituii
i .b-eping nut n d--n In which Ibere
i lion Htol above him Cbrlstbin with j
bo-ik In one hand, a "!aff In the other j
und a burden mi hU back, tolling un j
from the 'It v of 1V-C ii. ll.iii to n i-lty
on tne netgnu nmiie'i in tiiinigiiT.
Itiistou Trmiscript,
Thi "Biblert."
The ('7.ei-ho-SloMiks, having attain
xl national indepen ' -I'-e. ullain also
the privilege of rea ! 'v. 'a" Hible In
Ibi) national tonjpie. ti' Itrltish Bi
ble sociely Is planning lo print Czech
P.ibles purclitisalilf for " cents ein-h,
Atistrians and Italians have long
! called the Czecho slovaks "Itlblers."
The C,ech P.ible was tirst printed in
H.Ti. but when the C,echs ciiino under
Austria Ihe printing and I ding of
the Itlble ill their own language was
forbidden. Copies of the C.ech Plhle
were printed In oilier lands and xumg
gl d In, hut were burned If discovered.
I!..IIiOiiim nerseciitioii. dating back to
' the time of John Huss, Hie liihem'.an
i reformer of Ihe tiftifiiib ceiiturj, com
I billed With poilllcal perseclploll to
make the Crech I'.lble rare, but all the
I more highly valued. AI'ln.llgY hi d
' em days. Ihe AuMriiin govei iiineiit
I H'riii!lteil the circulation of lb"
j C.eoh I'.i'de in Ihe army. It continued
I ,i prohibit the i-lii u.iiiloti among the
! Czech lit home.
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Heppner Tailoring & Pressing Shop
G. FRANZEN, Proprietor
Whiteis Building, next door to Wilson Hotel
B't Prprtlon for Wrlur.
Head Ibe I'.lble for IlluiiiliiiUlon.
kiionlnlg mid power." -oi'd I'lina;
-tliHI'ver' Trl' for detail, mid
Hubert l.owl S'eiensoli for iyle " n
niHii or woman lm lll make it
.,f be Hlbte and h" III miiiiUh
"i;i,l!i -r' Tnne'i" and Hit Itibert
I..11U Sieeiim Into hl loiirl. will
American Ell LitU Mutton,
In Creal Hnuiii al"in per cent )
of nil meat imtiiinil is niintoii. In j '
l-rnn.e It I HleiUi It wr cent. Ill ,f
i-uimdi It U not "i-ilte 7. and In the
l ulled State Is o:d aboiil .T per j
i-nl. IjiI ear (I'.tIS) (be coii-ump-
j Hun of ilres-eil ru-'St (lard evlnded) i
In the I'tiiled S'ate. averHge-l l.'sl
! pounds per pecoii, of which only ."
-re mull' and Inaib.
, Th lirill-h, Ihe Csnadiiiii. and thf
Krench Hll linllsr l pe "f eoplo
, ami bavin liablln of life IMilhir !
You Will Save Money
l;y making your .selection and ordering your new
suit between new and Christmas as our 'wholesale
dealers have notified us that prices on all suitings
will advance January 1st as much as S;voo pel
yard. ' ,
WE GUARANTEE A PERFECT FIT
AND SATISFACTORY WEARING
QUALITIES IN EVERY SUIT MADE
IN OUR SHOP.
Cleaning and Pressing
a Specialty
be, .me a good writer, pro bled there t American" - U le liieul (linn Amer
I, hU.i loiiuml lilenl In trl with. j n, do. toil imicli larger proportion
" ,,,, fr,)MI ,ie,-p. The 1'nltrtl Staler
.-t. Its meat prlm lpsliy from raiHe
n-l h. I'o'V nii'iimpllon l nbotii
F. II. ROBINSON
.ITTOItNKV AT LAW
M.nn slrrt . Oregon
A.-K Your Dealer l,'fr
, vVr A
Grn!rrizcKotoAl
hrc.vms c- Ammuniticm
I II lime. nl beef iiinsiiinplb'ti about
' ti lime. great nr n- of taut
ton mil Isinh. Tbee nr Ihe atintial
tirrtf 'or 1 it yer.
tig Chaegi ("to Float
! A llriiih inveinl in for Ibe teP.-f of
I ieroomi' tmiWIil "!' "er rl.-,i
1 , treiili" f itt-T f 'fi'i" of a
mnr of 1' 'lr iii.ir bj l.t lb"
'renter of hin l -r. t l.-l a ' '
of l-y f -bil" Ord.onf l lb- ts I
I, ei,rri-sl by tb. n'.r.l. In lb-
f(,t.s .Itl'e; but In the et,t of .
4eiit It mi be Itilla'ed itt f. "i il
I ate to fori" i""' 'rl'v.i.l- r.ift
i - - w.. . ,,!! m Mrli4 tif b.4 . . CM- b
'a I I nf nn i- - ""
.TC$ " "U" I btnl Hi""-.I mroufii -ptr4te g,r
J-ftfar'rolll L.M aro pres i ! -I f f pr-; i'.e.i pur-
GOOD WHEAT FARMS
I" now have a number of the best wheat farm in
Morrow County listed and
FOR SALE ON EASY TERMS
ranging in .-ie from 480 t Hkio acre..
Also Two Fine Alfalfa Farms
1 iuu' stun o'lir i.inn uie asi ivu un.m 1
iuvc several .jarani'
in and see nn1.
to offer :;it a- ...!. ('
E. M. SHUTT
Up-stairs in Court House
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