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THE HEPPNER HERALD, HEPPNER, OREGON
Tuesday, July 29, 19 19
THE HEPPNER HERALD
HER SPEED
S. A. PATTISON, EDITOR AND PUBLISHER
An Independent Newspaper
Entered at the Heppner, Oregon, Postoffiee as second-class Matter
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NEAR PUNCTUAL, AS IT WERE
Two Neat Explanations of Train
Schedules That Are About the
Best of Their Kind.
Railways have had their troubles
during these amazing years of world
war and continental congestion; so.
consequently, have passengers. On n
rickety-rackety, half-forgotten little
branch line to nowhere In particular,
not long aRo, a long, lank, lazy Yan
kee station master, with an IJti'le
.Sam goatee, mentioned those mighty
and historic obstacles In excuse for
the lateness of a certain two-car train,
for which an Impatient salesman of
agricultural implements was waiting.
Hut although be offered an excuse,
he did not enjoy doing so, and con
cluded his remarks by announcing re
sentfully: "She'll be in before long, and be
fore long oughter be soon enough for
reasonable folks. Kf she's in 'at' now
adays she'd oughter he cheered, and
no feller with a grain of common
sense nor patience has any call to
growl cf she's 'thereabouts.'"
In the amiable South a world war
Is not necessary to evoke an even
greater superiority to petty unecrta'n
tles of time. The colored man In
charge of a southern wailing room.
In a place by no menus a village, was
heard explaining the local cleiir'e cur
connections with (he nearest city.
"Cars run nn dc hour, gcii'leincii."
he told two ltnulp'rs, wilh n beam
ing smile; and ncliled confidentially.
"Co'se (ley's times 'taln't on de hour
Jes" peiv.ncMy to de minute. Koine
times (ley starts u li'l' lilt after. 'Hid
sometimes, w'en (ley's a hot box. d y's
so much after 'leys (le same as a
1IT bit befo'; lint mos' glnerally,
ger'''oii: n. (ley tdts nwsiy Ji"(' about."
Vouib'x Compnnion.
centaurs or of the gods. The trees
rise up with dignity, power and maj
esty, as though they had been there
forever. They are the oldest living
things. Even the young ones were
two thousand or tb-ee thousand years
old, and many of these grew from the
visible ruins of others, which may
have been saplings seven thousand
years ago. Sometimes in cathedrals
one feels the awe and the majesty of
columns. These columns were more
impressive than anything of stone;
these columns were alive. They were
more like gods than anything I have
ever seen. They seemed to be think
ing. One felt that presently thpy
would march to wipe out everything
mean or base or petty here on earth.
The stars shone about their heads like
chaplets."
MCZ LIKE GCD3 TIM THEE
Impressive Tribute Paid by Fnglish
Poet to the fl'.int Redwoods
of California.
John MascflcM, the English p"t.
contributed the following Impression
of the giant trees of California to I In
Keveille, a new paper devoted to dis
abled sailors and soldiers; "They are
not like trees; they are like spirits.
The glens In which thev grow tire not
like places; thev are like haunts of
Kisses and Beards.
It Is so easy to understand what the
Americans say. because they talk so
loud It Is not the same loudness as
of the French, and one day 1 have
laughed to bear in a 'bus how girls
of the Y. M. C. A. have talked. There
was one who was not at all pretty, ex
cept to be young, who has regarded a
French gentleman who wore bis heard
long. "Imk," she said, "what n hor
rible beard. Imagine to be kissed by
any one like that. Then they have
both laughed.
The other one has said then: "I sup
pose his grandfather wore his beard
long, so be does the same," and the
first one has r-plled: "Yes, it is al
ways like flint. What was good enough
for your grandfather in France is good
enough for you."
I was not angry t.t h"ar them spnl;
so, because, you know, they were vry
Ignorant. For me, I do not think Hint
they have known very much the emo
tion of to lie kissed, or they would
have understood thai if Is not whether
or not one has n beard thai makes the
difference. London llystander's I'arls
Letter.
NO Jt.'riGR.
His wiTn says
he's one man In u
thousand.
How d
know? She's only
bnti married six
fines.
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BE A LEADER
, J t'tM Ifjirr t'fu At hitr mm mu ny tinj mfv ill di txiirt nuwtn" I. IV
An immense problem in reconstruction confronts the present generation.
Are you doing your utmost to prepare to lead in its solution?
M-H-S .'
Oregon Agricultural College
Trftini ft IradrMttip in the iiulualrlra and prnfraaiona aa follow! :
MO MR KCONOMirs AGKICULTI'RK. COMMERCE. FORESTRY. PHARMACY. MUSIC,
VOC ATIONAL K OIK' AT ION. CIVIL ENOINKKRINO. ELECTRICAL ENOINKERINO,
MKLHANICAL F NOINF.K KING. CIIKM1CAL ENGINEERING. INDUSTRIAL ARTS,
MINING ENGINEERING. LOGGING ENGINEERING, MILITARY SCIENCE
TKr C,llra ifatmitt inrltitl'i rmirara in Eolih. Rronomica, Art. Mathrmatica, Mudrrn Lanfuagrt,
Hhytxal E.liM aliun, litlutdtat Journalism, Natiual Sciences, and all caatnliaU of an education.
Three regular terms -Fall term begins September 22, 1919
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I'.til hi (let- uiir w inn r Mipl v now, while
piii'i'N ;ti. low an. I the Mipply pit ntil'ul its
a .u w ot th hilo.
v aif !.:. y to till oiilct s now, ami a hcttcr
I'oal i not M.hl at thoc pru'es. ts clean,
lief Idiriiin aiul leaves a white ah no lalc
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I'lio'ie our oitU i s lo Main V-.
ED. BRESLIN
Dinks Is Miss Gnhhs a rapid talker?
Winks Well, she fills In the time
pretty well. The other dny I rode
with her for five blocks on ti trolley
car and she gave nie the unabridged
family history of seven of her algh-bors.
CECIL ITEMS
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Noah Pettyjohn of Morgan was a
business visitor in Cecil Wednesday.
H. L. Pearson, and son Blakely.
were doing business In Cecil Wed
nesday. J. W. Osborn and Ralph Winters
were business visitors in Arlington
Monday.
Ellis E. Minor, one of Ione's prom
nent sheep men was in Cecil Friday
in business.
Mrs. R. S. Wilson of Ewlng spent '
Friday with Miss Matilda Bjork of
W lllow creek ranch.
Mr. and Mrs. Everett and family
of The Willows spent Sunday with
J. W. Osborn in Cecil.
Mr. and Mrs. Pat Medlock and
family visited with r. and Mrs. A. E.
Ross of "The Bungalow."
Ed. Reitmann of Morgan and Roy
Stender were callers at the "Shady
Dell" ranch Monday evening.
Miss Georgia Summers who has
been visiting with friends around
Heppner returned home Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. J. J. McEntire and E.
J. Fairhurst of "Busy Bee"ranch
were business callers in Cecil Satur
day.
T. Murray arrived from Southern
California Friday and will visit with
his 'sister, Mrs. Ross at '"The Bunga
low."
Herb Hynd who has been through
to Ukiah with a band of sheep re
turned home to Butterby Flats Wed
nesday.
W. G. Palmateor of "Windy Nook'
and J. E. Crabtree of "Dothcboyr
Hill' ranch did some business in Ce
cil Friday.
Mrs. Forbes and daughter of Iom
who have been visiting with U. E
Ba'ker of "Broadacres" returned ti
their home Wednesday.
.1. H. Miller of "Boardless Barn'
and Karl Troedson of Morgan re
turned from Wa'la Walla where the
had, been on a business trip.
friends in and around Cecil for the
past three weeks left on the local for
her home Wednesday.
Mrs. Jack Hynd of Buterby Flats
left on the local enroute for her na
tive town, Damascus, Ontario, Cana
da, where she will visit among her
relatives for an indefinite period.
Henry Krebs, and T. H. Lowe, ac
companied by Misses Etta Barnes, A.
C. Lowe and M. H. Lowe, spent Sun
day at the Hynd brothers ranch,
"Roselawn," Sand Hollow.
Carl Yount prominent wheat buy
er of lone was in Cecil and district
taking up samples of the 1919 crop.
Carl says there is some very fine
wfieat inthis neighborhood this year.
Mr. and Mrs. Otto LIndstrom, and
family extensive wheat farmers of
the Morgan district were business
callers at Cecil Saturda yand stayed
the week-end with Mr. and Mrs.
Lundell of Willow creek. .
"Shady Dell," the residence of
Clarence Winter was the scene of a
very pleasant gathering on Sundav
afternoon. Roy Calkins, better known
as "Red Switch" and Lee Lang, and
Miss Erma Hymer of lone, Mr. and
Mrs. A. E. Nash of "Fairview" ranch
and many others were present.
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I It's Work
I Well Done
Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Franklin spent
Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Jack Hynd
f Butterby B'lats.
Mr. and Mis. T. McFadden, also
fr's. Hinkley of Eightmile, were Ce
il callers Sunday.
Henry Krebs of the "Last Cam;
and Ben Barnes of "Poplar Gitv
accompanied by J. W. Vicke.s v.-'. '
in Heppner Wednesday and "'tut:;
day. Miss Nellie Doney of Mount N'
velty, Yamhill, who ha3 been visitin'i
That's the verdict
always given on the
work we do and it
is ihvays a pleasure
for us to live up to that reputr
clean up that suit for you now. Vacation time
11 soon he here and vou'll r:
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Here vmi will find the I'inest lVesh Fruits and
:erries. Sugars. Spices. inegars. etc.. .it
seal Money Saving Prices.
Jars. Rubbers. Paraffin Wax. etc.. to keep
your Preserves pure and Wholesome.
Get your supplies here and be sure of success
with all your canning.
Phelps Grocery
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