s
T TASTES
TIER COOKED
And tobacco now tastes much
better toasted.
You'll know this when you
smoke the famous Lucky Strike
cigarette, the real Burley cigarette.
It's toasted to develop and seal
in the Burley tobacco flavor.
10 i ImSyM
People's Cash Market
HENRY SCHWARZ, Prop.
All Kinds ot Fresh and bait Meats
Poultry and Lard Phone Main 73
ELKS'
GRAND BALL
Given Under the Auspices of
the lone Elks
lone, Oregon
March 15, 1918
Ladies of the lone Red Cross Will
Serve Refreshments
Good Music, Good Eats and a Good
Time Guaranteed to All
Everybody Invited. Don't Fail to
Come and Bring Your Friends
Proceeds go to the lone
Red Cross
Tickets
$1.50
HARDMAN HAPPENINGS
Mrs. T. H. Williams has a hen
with 15 chickens hatched in February.
Mrs. Lena Brown, of Walhi
Walla, is here visiting relatives
aud friends.
Fred Ashbauh and son Clare
made a business trip to the coun
ty seat Monday.
Lewis Cason is walking on
crutches as the result of a sprain
ed ankle, caused from a horse
falling on him.
Henry Kn'ghten came up Sat
urday from the Blake ranch aud
visited over Sunday at the home
of Mr. and Mrs Lou Knighten.
J. W. Stevens went to Hepp
er Friday to close a deal with
W. H. French of Forest Grove
for the French land, consisting
of 389 acres of grazing land two
miles northwest of town.
Mrs. Elsie "Shelby of Pendleton
who has been visiting for the
two weeks with Mr. and Mrs.
Chas. Furlong, of Hailridge, came
up Saturday to visit her broth
ers family, Walter Furlong. Mrs.
Shelby was a former resident of
Hard man.
Little James Brannon. 8-y ear-
old son of W. W. Brannou. has
proved himself to be the chain
pion Red Cross knitter among
the school children here. Bav
tog" made himself hard wood
needles he has kni; three H inch
squares for al'gaus, w hich are be.
ing made by pupils of the schools
all over the country. Thev are
then joined together and used for
hawls in the hospitals abroad.
He has also made needles and
taught other children to knit.
Mrs. Goldie McDuniol, the eld
est daughter of Wright and Cor
die Saline:, was boi 11 on Eitrut
Mile Dec. 24. M)b and died ut
the lleppner Hospital Feb. '21,
11)18, at the age of L'O years, 1
month and L'8 days She left to
mourn her death her husband.
Charles McDaniel, two children,
Marie und Kilts; besides her
father and mother, three sisters,
Ethel, Violet and Mary, and two
brothers, Earl and Marion Sa-
liug. Her untimely death was a
great shock to her many friends.
The funeral was held at Hard
man last Saturday, bet vices be
ing held in the 1. O. O. F. hull
dnd interment in the cemetery of
that order, where many friends
gathered to pay their last te
spects to the departed.
Feb. L'k, MIS.
Who Did. the
Courting?
By ETHEL HOLMES
I High-Class Stallions
I and Mares
M. K. Devore has gone to Mon
ument and will make his hoint
there with his family.
Lon Merrill, of Monument, vis
ited relatives aud friend in low n
during the latter part of the
week.
W. W. litunnon. of Eight Mile,
visited during the weekend with
!e relumed
his family in town
homo Monday. 1
Miss ( i race Bossers and Miss!
Josephine Couriers, teadiei s in
)ur grade rooms, visited overj
Saturday und Sunday in Hepp- j
ner. returning Monday morning ;
on the stage, j
The Odd rVlloWs had uite u
iively time huturduy niejit in the :
a ay of a banquet fui nisled by
the ladies, following the initii j
lion of tivu cundid tti'-i, making j
tlmut 1.") itdditions to tin- Uitlyii in
UlH hist month. 'II;" K' liei r.l-
ilso have addi d j u t a few mem
ll'.TIt lately. ;
At the d.iiic" givin I ri'liy.
Urch Ut. Hie l.ldie, 'f t tie ni ill
oi in:h i,f lie lied ('in,s -! v d
I Vry llieM hjlieli f S.Hl Ull",! -,
p t nod ( ii'.'. it' reii' n
()Ute, (iite it het ,iiii w .1
i fietled to ti" neiit l.i (he I f . tijiie r
ehip'ir. 'I his mi. until, t feii.i r
lth ?l MCured ,y rrtlll'l.e; 1 ! 11
Hter-C ilor piin.t ilig iloh i'ed !
Mt J W Steven, in il ?l ( 1 "in
1 Mif.i pilloiv 1 u ft doti.iti l .y
". t IU11I1.1I1 l .ill tot ie d I.' I'l
L .ti Merrill, i'f M'liiinii' tit. dt.
the picture himI K I lit a 11 i f
(! pptief d re t p il a
M .u t, 7 I'M".
ICupyrlght, 1917, Western Newspaper Union.)
I'd taken a fumy to Martha und I
wanted tier powerful bad. But laws,
what chance had I among ti lot o' fel
lers most of 'em better lookln' than me,
some of 'em wilh either a good farm or
money in the hank or both. Hut Mar
tha anil I were neighbors and good
enough friends, and I says to myself,
why not swoop nround and find out
how the land lays? So one day I says
to her. says I, "Martha, how Is It that
a good-lookin' girl like you don't git
mmiied? it. certainly can't be for
want of fellers to choose from."
"What made you think anybody
wauled me?" she says.
"How about Tom Stlgers?" I says.
"He got live hundred acres of the best
corn laud in the country, and bulldin's
and farm tools complete."
"He wouldn't look at me," said Mar
tha. "Or Jim Ferguson, with his dairy
farm, or Ed Williams, who sells more
goods out of his store In a month than
anybody about here does In n year."
"I couldn't git any one o' them," said
Mart ha, "if I had an oxteam tied to
'em."
I suppose I ort to have said to her
after this, "Well, If yon can't git any
of them fellers, what's the matter
with me?" hut somehow I thort that
there was a big down-hill .lump from
the worst of 'em to tne, who wns as
homely as a groundhog, but I couldn't
do It. I reckoned I'd better beat about
the bush a while longer."
hat would you give me," I said,
"If I'd git you a husband?"
"The first kiss 0' the bride," she
says, lookln' at me out o' the corner
of her eyes kind o' sassy.
The thought o' that first kiss made
me feel like doln' a heap 0' tryin' to
git Martha a husband, but I remem
bered the feller I got for her would git
nil the other kisses, and it wa'n't so
much of a bargain after all.
"Wall," says I, "I'll see what I kin
.do for you." I didn't mean to do any
thing, hut every time I met Martini
after that she says to nie, "When you
goln' to git me that husband?" It
seemed to me I was nmkln' myself
ridiculous In not doln' somepln' In the
matter, so I says one day to Jake Trot
ter, "Jake," says I, "how would you
like to git married?" "Fust rate,"
says Jake, "If I could git a likely gal."
"I know a gal," I says, "who wants a
husband." "Hrlng us together," says
Jake.
Well I done It. I took him to see
Mm-llin. Jake was drlvln' a wagon
through the country, sellln' tinware
and slch like. The next time I met
Martha she was 11-settln' up beside him
on the high seat enjoyln' herself to
bent the band. She waved her hand
to me and hit-fed when she went by
I stood lookln' bark at the wagon anil
I said to myself, "I. like, the fool-klllet
Is lookln' fur you." I met Sam Lynch
h few minutes after I seen Martini
perched up thar beside Jake and I wiyf
to him, "Sam. I wish yon would glvf
ine n good klcklu'." Sam did as I
leked him; then t called upon him K
repent the doge; tnA he done It.
Next day I eo Martini rldln' net
buy inar'. She called out to me, "Luke
come round and see me: I want tf
tliiink you for what ymi done for inc.'
"lib." I say. "It Isn't time for thr
rewind yet."
"Come any way." she says.
So I went round that very evening
Miirlhn had a flue lot o' log hurnln
mi the hearlh und she drew the sofj
up In front of 'em mid she sot down
on the sofy beside tne ami says:
"Luke, you've done me a mlghtj
gniit favor, liitrodiiclii' Jake Trotlei
lo lue. lie hasn't lost no time In
prnpiislii' lo me; iml n tilt o' dentin'
iihnilt the hush; but Just come out flat
mid nked me to be his wife."
I must ' looked powerful down In
I the mouth, for Marilm said kind 11
nipiiihlzln', "Are joii sorry for tin
: f iM.r ymi dune me, Luke?"
I didn't say nuthln'. I couldn't; 1
! ileirt my heart would hurst.
The sofy was big enough fur foul
; 1 1 "pie, hut Martini sidled up to the end
We are prepared to furnish to the stockmen of
Morrow county the very highest class of Regis
tered animals in Percherons, Belgians, English
Shires, Hackneys and Coaches.
Registered Kentucky Jacks a Specialty
. Wo can. sell this stock to responsible parties, when
desired, on easy payments with no cash down and
at eight per cent interest.
A. C. RUBY CO.
Carl Smith, General Agent for Eastern Oregon
Headquarters at Palace Hotel
Stock quartered at Stewart's Livery Darn
HEPPNER, : : OREGON
j Home Products for Home People :
We Manufacture
WHITE STAR FLOUR-GRAHAM -WHOLE WHEAT
CREAM MIDDLINGS
ROLLED BARLEY AND MILL FEED
General Storage and Forwarding
Heppner Farmers Elevator Co.
THE BRICK
McATEE & AIKEN, Props.
ICE CREAM and CARD
PARLORS.
V I
Gilliam & Bisbec
A RF. prepared to furnish the Farmers and StocK
Growers with all kinds of Machinery and Kx
tras for their 1'JlS requirements.
Extras are Koinjr to lie hard to tfet ami we
would advise the oinjr over of all machinery
NOW and ordering the Extras, and have all ma
chinery adjusted and ready for use w hen the time
comes to use it. Take our word for it, if you
wait until the Extras are needed you may not lie
alile to Ret then aud there will he no time to
waste in 1118.
Gilliam & Bisbee
"We Have it, Will G. I it or it i Not Ma le"
HERALD FOR FINE JOB PRINTING
!Kr!d oulj ti I') per jiir.
re I wn wit In' nii'1 ihe hvh: "Von
- '. I. uke, fntiicr'H get tin' oli unit mn
he tnketi nwny noon; then I'll lie left
ii'etie. I wiih fiMilln' when I xiihl nom
"' i In-lit feller yon ioki of rthln'l
went me, fur nil of 'em hurt inert inn
Tli-re will one feller I ili wiint, hut
In ! never lined nie. So when J'OII
n'l. reil to fit me n hiiiliiinil, mlriilnttn'
M il iiiIl'IiI Mrlke the limn I wimled, I
! i limk up with your offer."
" Anil I Ortli k hllll." I groHtied ;
" Iml Infi rniil lin k ! Who'd V thought
n V
"Vull P IIH IIllier the reWHPt I offered
V'"l. I. like." Mie ftnli! riiHtltitfly.
u. w hut w It "
Slie drew from lti klfirt o'
"'1 v. 'I hen the ti'hl in wlmt It ant
III Men It ilhln't Illlike tne feel no
l. iter. he miM, "I reiknn I fun
It to jrti In ndvntii."
I turned tiiuurd her; Min n lookln'
ut in hnlf mulling' mel ln!f provoked
I ifen her towiird me mid klued hr
si,.- woiil, In'i let ii,- und nil i,f
ii l'l' iif I thort lht he'd rtmnued her
inind plum! Juke mid witnted me after
nit.
I nun; reiki, tied I'd rotirtd my
e ,'e Him ill rlitht till on dny I Md her
vl-.t he thrt hoiit It. I mir
I n"d when hr mild :
"I uke. you'ro inithtjr good fllr. ny to( U in I hi
mri uieiiit witnc tiling your rm
!', ,rl. tmt to lev mkln' you klo'l
,-.,1 ,n gift timt wiy. y.Mi didn't do no
in jMib', I did It til in)"-if."
HARDMAN GARAGE
BI.EAKMAN .'.l KAU, Irops.
(otuttMnis ami Kffku-nt Si r ico Iy
CoiirW'Kiis and m (. t n t Woiknun
AtiHssoriis, Suppliis, I xptit Vnlianit rs
C ti.ira ut vfl 1 ire St rvue
HARDMAN, OKIX.'ON
For Sale Wood and Coal
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