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Harrows, Discs, Weeders Etc.
Van Brunt and Thomas Drills
Bain and Webber Wagons.
Fairbanks, Morse & Co. Gas Engines.
In fact with most everything in the IMPLEMENT line
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A COMPOSITION ON ST ,he s C!lIlod !
THE WORD "CAN"! I am completely financed with i
If you read this composition ; Eastern 5 percent money,
one of the objects for which it is j Suppose that I am no greedier i
1 1 written will be accomplished. than lh( other fellow for a prof, j
1 There are two other reasons , (. nd suppose again that lam j
2 why this is wished on to you. :.iust as anxious for your business
I The first one is that people are as he is I CAN' do better by you 1
I supposed to be hungry for t bis thtiu he CAN', CAN 1 nol?
I 'sort of stuff and unless they get ; 1 have sold to date V7, Wkk :
5 j about so much tllshed up steam-""l Shattiu-k pianos in this
5 ling along with the hot cakes in icount ry. In oilier words (Hie
f the tnorninx they ligurc that the Hundred and Thirty Five poor
J Iguy that's peddling that particu- deluded mortals have fallen Tor ;
5 lar brand of Coin Separator don't :my particular brawl of bunk,!;
J amount, to more than a soiled ! they all tell me they like it. j ;
jldueoeund his wares are not in Funny isn't it? 1 would like to j
!the same class as the sport who hwir Irom you to tbe elieet that
! 'smears tho front page all over :.Vou might consider being victim
w 1. 1 a ot. nf Con in k that no ouo "' leuueavor u tnauo
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:boliuvos. ' i ,'nJ operation of Separation us
Quality, Service
& Sanitation
Our Fresh Meats are the best in the City. Our
Extension Cooling Plant assures Fresh Sweet
Meat at all times.
If you are eating out Hams and Bacon you
know how good they are. If you are not we are
both losing. Phone us your orders, we guarantee
entire satisfaction.
will supply you.
"We have got it will get it or it is not made."
The third rcasou is that 1 need
tho money.
I suppose that you are bogin-
niug to wonder what all this line pullod, so satislied and co
painless as possible, but even if
it hurls a little, you'll feel like
you do after you Lave a tooth
nte u I-
Citj lit k Coll Co.
Johnson Bros., Props.
ed that you'll be glad you was
operated on.
As to the quality of my pianos
and my methods of doing busi-
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Bring in Your Old Ford
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and we will convert into a one-ton truck for
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You retain all parts and equipment taken from
the car in making the change.
SPIANOS
E. H. Kellogg
County wrent for
HENDRICKS TRUCK ATTACHMENT
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gon. Ivauch, Lexington. Ore
gnu. Store and Warehouse
Arlington, ( regoii. .'ind I .
E. E. I3EAMAN, Prop.
Successor to N. A. Clark
Leave Orders at Humphrey's Drug Store
We Handle Blacksmith Coal
in Sacks or Ton Lots.
All Wood from our Yards will be Sawed for
65 cents per Cord.
YOUR ORDERS SOLICITED
of chatter is about anyway, but
be patient, I'm liable to say
something pretty soon. '.
I'm not going to start out and
tell you how badly you'll get "s d 111 y treatment of my
slung if you don't patronize me, j customers after they buy ask
but aro foolish enough to bay a neighbors
piano f;om somo of my competi
tors. Im' not the only original
littlu philanthropist. Between
you and me there are some. o. Cuy Wakelield, State Agent,
mighty deceut men in the piano ; Houu, AtU,n!SSi LVmllelon, Ore-
business. v nisper iu gunny, un
evidence to tho contrary not
withstanding. You can buy a
good piano from any of them.
on notice that 1 say "can."'
- You don't always not quite. I
J Want you to take particular
J notice of that little word "can."
J A man regardless ot how honest
J i he is and all these sort of things-,
J don't want your business bad
J enough to sell you a piano for
J less than it costs him. lie (JAN
; do all that he CAN but ho CAN'T'
J sell without a profit very long.
J ! CAN a man who buys through
J a middleman, that buys of a job-.
ber that buys of tho factory sell
J to you as cheap as another
'fellow who buys direct from the -
factory. Four profits against
2 two. 1
Foolish question No. 1-
Can a linn that advertises in
I tho Oregoniau and other big
I dailies, runs a big store, pays
J. H. COX
CONTRACTOR and BUILDER
Plans and list iviu lex Furnished for All Kinds of Buildifinx.
First Class Work Ouhj.
Mal;c a Sjirciallii of and Hare Complete
Fxi inneiit for
House Moving
Henry lilulini, a former well
known farmer of I his .county,
now residing at Walla Walla,
came in Sunday on a business
trip.
MKN AND WOMKN-Do you
want more money, Ci lo spi per
day, all or spare time; easy con
genial work' right at home.
Write today before your teni.
lory is gone. ,) . M . Cnughluu,
7'Ja Chamber of Commerce, Foil
land, Ore. ,
SPORT SHIRTS
all
Up-to-the-minute Ties in
styles and shades j
Men's Clothing and Furnishings :
Sam Hughes Co. i
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LET US QUOTE YOU THE PRICE OF THIS
HOME COMPLETE.
The ubove picture u preseitts but one
.f rIM uNlTercnt doitrus we are showing
in our book of "I'.eauliful lloiins."
Kvi'iy design and plan the work of cx
pcrt. ami n..t one it in in nioib'i u con
st ruction h is Iron overlooked .
Investigate Our
Free Plan Service
No imitNT wh.i'- lmd of budding Joii
1, ic in 1 1 1 i 1 1 I 1 1 tit . l'-.ii ii. Silo. (uau.
try. lbu or Shul all lb-' perph-xing de
tails been wolUed out for you.
on: si.KVifi: hkpaktmi.ntu ..f
unlo',.! vii! i: to ! . N " ' i boo..-
Jo,ir plan-. )"! Ul.t'ii.i!. (..mpalo
v ,i'ik - and fi-t idi' i
I'Iioiik '."'I 'l. I l.ao a man "alio
lino-As" and dl ' ') y
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HEPPKER PLANING AND CHOP MILL
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huge rent, enormous muntigers
salary, clerks, lights and un army
of help that don't produce, sell
as cheap us a small fry like
Yours Truly that has none of
these expenses''
Idle "inquiry No. l
Can you blame a man that is
unfortunate enough to lie run
uiu a piano business under the
'above conditions and needs your
business, us they all do, their
expenses like Time goes on for
ever, for trying to sell you an
inferior piano when you stale
your limit to be lower than he
'can ufl'ord to sell you u good in
struuicut for.
Idiotic Interrogation No. II.
i Can a man who sells his paper
at a heavy discount to the IniuKs
or private capitalists sell to you
as cheap as the other fellow who
hasumple capital ami liuancial
backing to curry your account
himself, and to whom your paper
is as good as your ea-h.
F.cho answers "Can lie?"
That word "Can" is import ml
us you pay the bill. Most every
dealer is holiest und w ill do all'
ho CAN for you, und slid wain;'
a pl'olit. Now don't gel the idea
from this that I am going to toil
you I don't make a protil Ith ss
your soul I can talk to you in a
tone of voice thai ha- melted u e
from Alaska In l.os Angeles in
llll llltempt to g I you In loosi ii
up with soiof of the necessary
mil if I can wheedlo you into
paying Hie I'ili; iPiudied Ileal
Iron .lin'le f.r the same ipnl.
ity of pi.inn the other t: .j y who
inaket a splash gets Six llmi-
dn.l uml Seventy I ie f..r I
will be leal pleased. I'm after
tho Colli just h bird a- any "f
them but Ibe ! n I iv t b il ;
I n prcsi ui ibe IV s irk
1'i.iuo Factory Din 1 1
My puce are Minufid uter
I'rieer. to 'J.'i lbg Depict v
I Lave no runuiug nvelli'a'l
Stir I IS A
MUSE
One Week
Commencing Monday, May 7, 1917
BIG
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SHOW
Hilli Class YanflBTille and Corned
Drama
Complete Change of Program Nightly. The Show That
is Different. Admission Monday Evening Free.
The Oldest Lady and Gentleman in the Opera House
Monday Evening will Each Be Given a
Valuable Present
Children Admitted Only With Parents