No one thing will give so much pleasure to so many people for so long a time as a COLUMBIA GRAFONOLA You can get them here on the same terms, for same money as anywhere Oscar R. Otto Heavy Snowstorm! Often Cause Bent and Twisted Trunks. To the person who Is not versed in forest lore the grotesquely bent tree trunks that nre to be found 1u almost all woods : mystifying, and wonder Is often aroused as to the cause. Foresters will tell questioners that In the ense of trees in mountainous coun try and other sections where the snow fall is heavy the weight of snow Is re sponsible in most instances for the queer twists they assume. When a tree is young the weight of MISSISSIPPI HAD "MELS. When It Was a Sandy Desert With Tropical Climate. The geology of mountain regions is generally morn diflicult lo muster than that, of plains, because the rocks have been more broken and tilted about, but the geology of certain parts of Mississippi Is almost as dllllcult as that of a mountainous region, because certain widely distributed formations bear few definite identification marks, particularly remains and impressions SEED BARLEY FOR SALE! Hulless and Beardless i GENERAL NEWS HEMS OF INTEREST TO HEPPHER PEOPLE Eoseburg Owing to several recent incidents endangering citizens' lives, Due to the enterprise of the Bell system, the whole United States may be enabled to hear President Wilson's inaugural speech on March 5, over the long distance telephone. Portland Improvements on ths North Bank, Oregon Electric, Oregon Trunk and the United Railways lines for the past 12 months have totaled over $500,000. Gresham The .fruit cannery here is to be rebuilt and is also to handle vegetables. Eugene is to have a cheese factory if the quantity of milk is available. Astoria The port commission is to build a new dredge, to be used to improve the Skipanon riyer. enow that falls on Its branches often I of I'lnnls ami animals that lived at the bi nds the trunk over until It is flat tened to the ground. Sometimes it is buried under six or eight feet of snow and held In that position so long that when warm weather comes the tree fails to spring back into lis normal po sition. The summer sun causes the tip of the young tree to tutu upward, and if It manages to withstand the weight of the snojrv of the next winter that por tion of the tree will, as a general rule, continue to grow In a normal way. "Hairpin" bends and other odd shapes result. A curious tree Mauds on the top of Tunnel hill, Johnstown, Pa., about four miles from town. It Is a sugar maple about 100 years old. which has pro longed Its own life by grafting 8 branch Into a much younger tree. Fopular Science Monthly. VAMPIRE BATS OF PERU. Have STALLIONS AT ALTA STAsLES PENDLETON, OREGON Imported Percheron and Belgian Stallions that are extra good. Besides other Percheron, English Shire, and Clydesdales with imported ancestors that are young and good with correct pedigrees One pair extra Percheron mares. Remember, Good Stallions and Low Prices. If you have a stallion that you cannot use I might change. J. R. Justice, Importer Pendleton, Oregon These Bloodsucking Animals Bulldog Heads. On the morning after our arrival at San Miguel bridge (1'cni) the pack mules nearly all showed Monti blotches j on their withers and backs, where they had been attacked during the night by ! vampire bats which had fed mi their blood. This bat, Desmodns rotumlus. Is plentifully distributed throughout j t'eru In allHndes below 10,000 feet. I It Is one of (he most highly special- j b.ed species of existing bats. The lower Jaw is decidedly undershot, and the head, with its short cropped ears and broad muzzle, has a strikingly bulldog j appearance. The legs are well devel- j oped and rather heavy, enabling the ! animal to move fairly rapidly on the ground, in which situation It is by no means the sliuflllng, helpless creature like many other bats. If molested when ! thrown to the ground it will turn and ; bite savagely. The teeth are a highly modified cut ting apparatus for making Incisions In i the skins of mammals and birds. I In habits they are soclnble and are commonly found living in caves or tun- . nels, suspended from the celling In clusters often of Immense size. Na- i tlonal Geographic Magazine. time the deposits were formed. A peculiar sandstone, which geolo gists have called the Catahoula sand stone, has been studied with care by U. C. Matson and E. W. Berry of the United States geological survey, de partment of the interior, who have born able to identify and follow the sandstone by means of the remains of plants. Among the plants found were pines, ferns, leaves of date palms, tropical myrtles, tigs, and a tree closely related to the present day Mexican and Cen tral Ameriran sapota, from which iti"M of the material for chewing gum Is obtained. These fossil plants show that, at the time the sandstone was formed- perhaps 5,0OO,(HH years ago the climate of this region was tropical, ami bones of camels found by .other geologists in the region and the simi Jarity of the sand composing the sand stone to certain tropical desert sands have a similar implication. Geological Survey. At the Eastern Oregon Jack Farm, I seven miles northeast of Lexington. I a few sacks of this late, improved hul- less barley, which 1 am anxious to get I a few sacks each into the hands of as I many Morrow County farmers as my limited supply will furnish. An article I in another part of this paper, telling of 5 my experience with this grain, will eon-,; vince all of its peculiar adantibility in S Morrow County, where it surpasses all I other gmin in yield and has no equal 5 made into hay. Address, B. F. SWAGGART. Lexington, Oregon J. H. COX CONTRACTOR and BUILDER THE KNOTTY FOOD PROBLEM. Plans and Estimates Furnished for First Class Work All Kinds Only. - of Buildings. I - . , i l ; A JC i ION SA.tj.tj j: A Scientist Finds Its Solution In a Nutty Proposition. Leave it to the bewhiskered old boys of science, they of the square specta cles and ear muffs, and this world will be pulled through Its rather precarious existence. Some time ago somebody who needed the money wrote an alarmist article for a magazine, stat ing that in a very short time In fact, within 8,000,000 or 9,000,000 years the earth's food supply would be entirely exhnusted. This set all the scientists going like gyroscopes, and in the dizzy whirl of Investigation some very interesting things came to light. It was up to the scientists to find something for the people to eat 8,000,000 or 0,000,000 years hence. It was not wholly a new j problem. Scientists long ago evolved ! the scheme of sawing up timber into I breakfast food and said that a man i could go forth with a bucksaw and get ; enough sawdust out of a feuee rail to keep himself and his family supplied for some time. One learned scientist thinks that he has solved the problem for all time. He says that the nut trees could in a pinch supply food for the entire world. This knotty question has become a utttty question and one which bo has apparently solved. Those who are on earth now should be of good cheer. They will not have to starve 8,000,oo0 years hence. Topeka State Journal. Make a Specialty of and Ha ve Equipment for ompien House Moving CURIOUS COINCIDENCE. Sensation ired enamel Store Blend beautifully col ware at Case Furnitn :u Notice is hereby given that I will on the 3rd. day of March 1917, at the hour of 10:00 o'clock A. M. of said day, at the John W. Cradick ranch in Eightmile, Oregon, sell at Public Auction to the highest bidder for cash, the following described personal property, to-wit: Five Head of Mares, Four Head of Work Horses, Two Cows, One Steer, Yearling, Twelve Mules, Three Wagons, Two Rack3, One Hack, One Header and three Header Boxes, One Steel Harrow, One Wood Frame Harrow, One Gang Plow, One Disc, One Fanning Mill, One Chop Mill, Three Sets of Harness, And various other small tools And Implements. All bids at said sale are subject To Rejection. FREE LUNCH AT NOON TERMS All sums under $10.00, Cash. Sums over $10.00, negotiable paper maturing in six month, bearing 8 per cent. Like Scene From the Middle Ages. The oldest and largest university in the world is Kl-Azhar at Cairn, round ed in il'o, it lias been from the start a national institution, the khedivo being the rector. The minimum age of en trance Is fifteen, and the applicant must know half the Koran by heart -If blind, the whole Koran-and be able lo read and write. The curric ulum con sists of Tlrtually nothing but theology and canon law, the final examination fifteen years after matriculation being upon these, together with traditions of the prophet: firainmar. etymology, rhet oric and logic. It. Is the same instruc tion which lias prevailed for centuries, and one who goes Into the great court wber thn circ les of students are sit ting at the feet of their (iainalicls look- upon a scene preserved from the mid dle age, "a perfect specimen, living, breathing and entire." Story of a Lucky Stone and a Trio ol Accidents. Cooigo F. Kunz, the well known gem expert, relates this little story of a lucky stone and the advent im s of Its owners: "Some years ago u meteorite wn given to Edward Heron Allen, the fa mous writer on palmistry and the vio lin, and this gifted man always wore It about him. One morning he awakened to find that the entire roof above him had fallen In except Just that portion over liis bed. "He told the atory to one of the best known ladles iu llostun, one who is known for her public spirit, her love of art and her faultless manner of enter mining. This lady successfully urged Allen to glvo her the meteorite. "A few days luter while out driving a great truck with two runaway horsos attached to it struck her carriage. In Htlnctively shs rained her muff to pro tect her face. The muff wag almost cut j in two, but Uie lady was not hurt. A i few days later while s!ip was walking ' under Home scaffolding It fell, and the open part where the hoists went up : proved to be Just where hho K'.ood. Al j though surrounded by ruin, she re uialued unharmed." Whether the stone was a factor hi j averting disaster to Ha ownors In theh i moments of peril Is, however, a matter i apart from tint facts In tin? casc. i Itochcstcr lirluoiTat ami Chneilole. For subscriptions .to the "Ani.n :an Boy" magazine, see Kenneth Chilis, Ileppner, Oregon. a:::::::x:::a::tti':::j:':::::::'-::::'-2r' it ' Professional Column $ OR. II. J. VAUGHAN DENTIST '"rmnnently located it. Oddfellow's Building i IF.PPNER. OIIECON VELI.S & NVS ttoki:yk-at-i, w lEITNEK. OIlEtJON - HE KEPT THE TOOL And A Request. "I shall never forget." says ihe etnl nent man of wealth during the course of ids little speech on "Mow to l',oi-oine as I Am," "I shall never forgel how I saved toy first hundred dnllns." At th' lunctnre a weary Individual In Ihn i. ..ileiKC. who Iihh heard till story many lime ami has read It many times more. Interrupts: "Well, If you can't forget it. for heaven's fake ghc the lest of im a chnii'-e to." Why He Did Not Knew. 'Tap", what Is a brl UliiyerV" -kcl Harry. "Now, what a silly question!" said his father. "What wake ym a-k question like that, son"; Any fool would know." "Yea; but, papa." said I lurry, "I nln'l fool."- Philadelphia Ledger. " Prized It Because It Msd Never Done Dirty Work. "I was throwing up dirt from an ex cavation in the pavement one day," said an old laborer, "when a little olil ! ehap wllh white ball' Mopped to look ; on. I was as big H two of him. Aftci ; a minute or two I tested mi my Mmvel and looked up at 1 1 Im. Sobl I : "'If you had to do work with a shovel for your living you'd starve In death before you enuld make n trench deep enough to bury you in ' "I thought that, was a Miiart thing to say, and I laughed. Then ho answered inc. He vwn a Mow speaking man with a sort if ill aw I. I "'I might starve -as -you -say,' he I said, 'and jet I -have -n-trade in I whl' h I use a tool ery mm h like -jours. In fai t many people w ho work at my trade-use thc-lonl-ti shovel dltt and filth wit h-a you do - with yours. This Is the-tool.' "He handed me a steel pen. ! "'Is It a JokeV I asked. 'it-Is -a-tool to make them - i Willi,' be nodded. 'That - Is -part of - my I rude. My name la Tw alu- ! Mark Twain.' "I have the pen yet," roni lnded the lalM'rer, "and no dltt was ever tdmi elisl with It." New York i;M. JOS. T. KNAITENr.EIlK ATTOHM'.Y AM) COUNCELI.OIt-T-LW tONE, '.'RKliON S. E. NOTSON ATTOKNKY-AT-L'VW Oflice in Court llnm'e h Err f; e;i. IKE DR.N.E. WINNARD PHYSICIAN & Sl'Ili;i (I' ll EWNEIt tiKKi; DK. A. I). McMl'ltOO . . ." physician & .sckceom Telephone 1J2 Office Piittcrson Itrti-t Store IIEI'I'NEU, OP.ECON T- Individuality. ea II llllelle. t lielnngs H Kpe n , power. We belong to ourseHc. au.l we be control of our own wlnu w try to be Mime one el-e The origins.' mind Is magnetic center for the at trm lion of mhei minds. It'll the lode atone loses nothing by al i r timi. It remains the satep 0 E. E. MILLER. :0 Auctioneer, Minnie B. Cradick, Executrix ol the estate ol John W. Cradick, Deceased. 0 An angr) contents) AayS and Raise. "Everybody emits raja. mail emits tlolet rays; a H-rsou emits 'lnklh rays." "Hound liiteresiing. I wonder if m W would emit a I '! dollar rnU of aslarj! " V.i linnc Oppetitet. Wlgg t 'lpp"-e we ' illld all HiirTT our npHMt . Wu.g but thr; 1 no re si hi h a thfin with a f'ltur , ati'inld tnsrry a wminn Willi past Rulers of England. Tint lirst to rule over all Lug'and wu Egbert, king of Weisej, win united u'l the m Ions petty kingdoms and Ih-i nine king of Liiu'iind In SJT Tin- greiiter kingdom was disrupted (nun ti'S. when the llnnes ruled liollh of the 'II, Hiins. In thn hiller year King l.'l ear reunited the kingdom, and Mine Unit time It da l.i-i er lu en . ti f ( II I 1 r.elweeu Ldinillid Ironside llnilii aul Edward the CoiifessiH- (HtlJi three Imiil-h king ruled all England -1 a mile. Harold I and Haiilli miimim The IIihI king of 'in al I'.iiialii was .lames I. flOi:;i. The first king of the Culled Kingd'tlii of Cieat Liiliiln and Ireland K IIS IJeort'e III. I'rolil the roiles of Ireland In 117.' by II, my II. th" khm nf I lit' h lid Were Hljlid h'l'l "f Ireland iiiilll the -'liii,ll"il of the title king of Ireland bv Henry VIII., and tlirte after this title was Used mill! I U sit of uiili'li 111 W'l. The IiiismiiI sovi-r-l.-i.ty of Indiu wa amiiiied by (Jnetiu Vl torla WOODSON & SWEKK ATTOUNEYS AT LAW Oflico iu I'ulaco lintel. II ppner, Ore. SAM K. VAN VACTOIt ATTOILNEY.AT LAW IIEITN'EU. ol'l-'fiN' I .OriS PEARSON tailoi: IIEI'I'NEH. CUI.CON T. V. DEN MS EE lor 0'iiu I'p To I'at- 1 1 ..-in- si lt( lll l l ( T ami ( OYII! At KlK IIEI'I'NEI!, OKE'iON Clyde & DICK BARBERS Baths in Connection