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HEPPNER HERALD
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
Published Thursdays
by
E. G. Harlan and L. K. Harlan
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Application made for entrance to the
mails as Second Class Mail, at the
postoflice of Heppner, Morrow County,
Oregon.
L. K. Harlan, Manager
E. G. Harlan, Editor
Subscriptions, $1.00 a year
Advertising rates made
application.
known on
May 28, 1914
year. We want to place the
Herald in every home in Mor
row County. If you are looking
for the biggest dollar's worth
of county news you were ever
able to buy, you are invited to
subscribe for The Herald.
To The Graduates
At this time of the year, when
commencement exercises are
taking up much of your
thoughts, we desire to say a few
words to the members of the
graduating class. The writer
is not so many years older than
most of the graduates but the
hard knocks of experience have
taught him a few of the lessons
which can be learned in no other
way.
Graduates, don't think you
have completed your education.
What you have learned in school
is but the beginning ' of your
education.
While spending your time in
the school room for the past
twelve years, you fiave had little
time to learn any of the lessons
of real life. In school, you have
simply been taught to think, in
order that when you come face
to face with stern problems of
real life, your mind will be able
to grapple with any question and
contest with the minds of other
individuals. You are about to
face lessons that cannot be
learned in 45 minutes or an
hour, and these lessons will be
hard. In the competition of
life you will have no teacher to
assist you.
Your twelve years in school
ought to have helped prepare
you a foundation so that you
may now tackle the harder pro
blems and solve them.
You should count the day lost
on which you do not learn some
thing new and worth while.
Remember your motto: "Hon
or Lies in Honest Toil." You
should now be prepared to work
in the big game of life. The
world needs lots of workers. But
the world, not you, will be the
judge of your abilities.
After 50 years of the hard
studies of real life you will look
back to this week as being truly
a "Commencement" week
Are you going to be
body ? 1'ts up to you.
WOMEN AND BEAUTY s
"No one can say that the last
whitchouse bride is pretty," one
woman remarked, after study
ing all the newspaper and maga
zine pictures of the young wo
man. Well, that depends.
Some go so far as to say that all
the Wilson girls are plain, al
most homely. The bride has
the charm of youthfulness
which always has a prettiness
of its own, like a spring morn
ing or a rosebud.
But whether or not a woman
is beautiful depends. It de
pends on what she is and how
well you know her. The world
is full of homely men, but there
are few really homely women,
until after they have made
themselves so by dissipations
and non-thinking. The woman
who cultivates her mind, who
keeps her heart fresh and her
soul alive, whose face expresses
something which is the reflec
tion of something worth while,
she seldom grows old or ugly.
Her features may not be regular
and the lines may be ordinary,
but to those who know her and
no others can sit in judgement
she always has the elements
of beauty. Women who know
nothing and feel nothing can
never be said to be beautiful,
although the glamor may be up
on them. The beauty that
strikes one at a glance is rare
enough in this world, as it is
brief, indeed. But when you
come to know people you are
apt to find more than you saw
at the first glance. The Wilson
girls are all endowed with good
brains and they have heart
qualities, as shown by their past
activities, and those qualities
will produce beauty of their
own, a beauty that will outlast
rouge and powder and fine
clothes.
some-
Retiring From lone
This week's issue of The lone
Bulletin will be the last undor
the ownership and management
of L. K. Harlan. In the future,
Mr. F. W. Sears will conduct
Ione's newspaper and the writer
retires, in a partial way, from
that field. We expect, however
to serve the people of the entire
County of Morrow in a far bet
ter manner from Hopimer than
we were able to serve them from
lone. Through the colums of The
Heppner Herald we will keep
our readers in touch with th
happenings of ench and every
locality possible and we expect
to make our editorial columns of
intense interest and benefit to
our readers. The policy of The
Herald will be absolutely Inde
pendent. We will confine our
efforts to suporting only such
persons and movements as we
consider would benefit the people
of this county
the women had selected a better
man. When the glamor and the
magnificance have been remov
ed, Napoleon was a scourge. He
filled Europe with widows and
orphans. Hundreds of thous
ands of men went to their
graves in youth in order that his
thirst for glory might be grati
fied. We see in Napoleon mag
nificence, but nothing that ap
peals to the better side of human
nature.
PROFESSIONAL COLUMN
F. DYE,
DENTIST
Pemanently located in Odd Fellows
building, Rooms 4 and 5.
The Herald is pleased to
acknowledge receipt of a copy
of the 20-page Souvenir Edition
of the Enterprise Record-Cheif-tain
which was issued last week.
The edition pictures half a hun
dred scenes throughout Wallowa
County and contains well writ
ten descriptions of the various
resources and pursuits of that
county. The publishers of the
Record-Chieftain have gone to
a good deal of expense and have
put in many hours of hard work
to put before the public an edi
tion of such high class and are
entitled to lots of credit.
Dr. A .P. CULBERTSON
Dr. H. T. ALLISON
PHYSICIANS & SURGEONS
Office Patterson Drug Store
Heppner, - - Oregon
Drs. WINNARD & McMURDO
PH YSICIANS & SURGEONS
Heppner, .- Oregon
Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSON
DENTIST
Heppner, Oregon
Offices with
Drs. Winnard & McMurdo
With the demise of the Inter
Ocean, standpatism loses its last
prominent advocate in Chicago
journalism. For several years
the paper has been kept alive
only by the contributions of its
stockholders who had often
come to its relief, hoping that
the tide would turn and they
would be reimbursed in good
time. It took them long to dis
cover that standpatism was
really dying, but they found it
out at last and gave up the
struggle.
C. E. WOODSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Palace Hotel. Heppner, Ore.
SAM E. VAN VACTOR
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Heppner, Oregon
Thanks
We view with great pride and
appreciation the good words of
The Portland Oregonian, who
admit in a recent issue, that the
Herald is already one of the
leading country weeklies of the
state. After having lived here
a few weeks longer and having
acquainted ourselves better with
the people of the city and sur
rounding country, The Herald's
news and editorial columns will
expand and keep expanding and
win contain practically every
piece of news of the entire coun
ty.
S. E. NOTSON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office in Court House, Heppner, Ore.
WELLS & NYS
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
Heppner, - . Oregon
KNAPPENBERG & JOHNSON
ATTORNEYS
AND COUNCELORS AT LAW
lone, .... Oregon
Those who are interested in the
Mexican war will be delighted with the
following which we clip from the San
Francisco Star. It says it is impel
led by a worthy desire to rescue from
indignities a much injured friendly
tongue to offer the following first aids
in pronunciation of familiar Mexican
Spanish names, now being ruthlessly
slaughtered by Americans:
Villa, in Castilian Spanish Veelyah,
but in Mexico Vee-yah.
in Spanish is always silent; 'V has1
the sound of English "w".
Tampico, Tam-pee-ko, not Tamp-ee-ko.
Usual rule in Spanish is to
place the accent on the pneultimate,
or next to last syllable.
Hermosillo, Er-mo-see-yo.
Saltillo, Saul-tee-yo.
Laredo, Lah-ray-do.
Chihuahua, Chee-wa-wa.
Jiminez, He-ma-nes.
Juarez, Hwah-res; "j" in Spanish as
English "h".
These tips should be of immense
value in "Mexican War" discussions.
Paste 'em in your hat, and talk with
hat in hand.
W. L. SMITH,
ABSTRACTER
Only complete set of abstract books
in Morrow County.
HEPPNER, - - OREGON
Women Who Would Be Na
poleon A Taris paper submitted to
a large number of women the
question, "If you had been born
a man, what man would you
have been ?" Strange as it may
seem, nearly all answered the
question with the name of "Na
poleon." Ninety-nine out of a
hundred to whom the question
was submitted would have been
Napoleons. There were a few
scattering votes and some of
those were cast for Edison, the
American inventor, the only
American who was thought of
by the French women. Wood
row Wilson and Theodore Roose
velt and Victoriano Huerta were
alike passed up by them.
We take it that what those
women were thinking of when
they expressed their admiration
of the little corporal of French
history, was achievement. Na-
Subscribers who are paid un:poleon did things and he did
in advajiuc will receive their j them in an heroic manner and on
copies of The Bulletin until their a wale of magnificence which
term expires. Those who are in has never been equalled in the
arrears can make payment eith- history of the world. His stage
or personally to Mr. Harlan or j was the whole of Europe, with
to Mr. Sears at lone, at their parts of Africa, and the spec
convenience. j tacle that he enacted almost ex-
The subscription price of The coeds human comprehension,
MUFFLED KNOCKS
What has become of ihe old-fashioned
souse who used to look at him
self in the mirror back of the bar,
and sing "My Mother Was a Lady?"
We are all ready to condemn a man
who speaks disrespectfully of the
dead. But if he says something orn
ery about the living we are all ready
to applaud him.
An eastern oculist says that gazing
at an object against which the sun
is shining causes myopia. Anyway,
when the silhouet shows up we are
going to risk one eye.
There was a time when a rainy
Monday set the community back be
cause the women folks would have to
put off wash day until Tuesday. But
nowadays the laundry wagon arrives,
no matter what the weather does.
Cincinnati Enquirer: They fall in
love at first sight,
married, take a second look and fall
out.
Sometimes a man never realizes
that he is fat until he discoveres that
his stomach is crowding him away
from the table.
A man can't help being bow-legged.
But if he adds side whiskers
to his other calamity there is no hope
for him.
A new metal can stand a strain of
1000 tons to the square inch. Shucks!
Any fat woman's straight front can
beat that
The main reason for the high cost
of living is that most of us can bull
ourselves into the belief that we can
afford things we can't afford.
When the second baby comes along,
paw has to buy a new baby buRgy
becauso the old one doesn't match the
new baby's complexion.
Every now and then you will run
up against the sort of man who will
short-change a newsboy out of nickle
and drop the nkkle in the collection
plate on Sunday and imagine that he
FOR FINE UP-TO-DATE HOMES
See
T. G. DENNISEE.
ARCHITECT AND CONTRACTOR,
LOUIS PEARSON
TAILOR
Heppner, - . Oregon.
C. 0. PRENTICE, D.V.M.:
Veterinary Surgeon and
Dentist
Office: Patterson's Drug Store Phone, Main 123
HEPPNER, OREGON
NOTICE.
All county script registered up to
and including April 1st will be paid
upon presentation at the County
Treasurer's office. Interest ceases
after this date.
Frank Gilliam,
Treasurer Morrow Co.
Dated, May 28, 1914. 6-tf
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been appointed by
the County Court of Morrow County,
Oregon, administrator of the Estate
of Edward R. Currin, deceased. All
persons having claims against i the
estate of said deceased are hereby
notified and required to present the
same to me duly verified as by law
provided at the office of C. E. Wood-
Then they get ' n in th City of "PPne.r' Morrow
from the date of first publication of
this notice.
Geo. J. Currin,
Administrator.
Dated and first bublished this 14th
day of May, 1914.
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money can be saved by having machin
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Don't wait until harvest starts, as you
did last year.
Ernest Sitser,
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; Box 23S.
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ENGINES
I have the local agency for the
GAAR SCOTT, RUMELY, AND
ADVANCE ENGINES
Steam or Gas
I will be glad to furnish any informa
tion or literature requested regarding
these machines.
W. P. SCRIVNER
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