The Ione proclaimer. (Ione, Or.) 1???-19??, October 15, 1909, Image 3

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Cold
son
the Chest
Ask your doctor, the medical
Dtme for i cold oo the chest.
He will Hy,?Bronchitls."
Ask him it it is ever serious.
Lately, ask hlra if he pre
scribes Aver's Cherrv Pec
toral for this discsse. Keep
ia close touch wich your
family physician.
A
Wi pskllatt ear fsrsialaa
We aaalifc aloaaal
tnm OBrmedlainea
We arse yea to
lull yeas
doator
yets
Then you tell your doctor about the bad
taste in your mouth, lots or appetite for
breakfast, and frequent beadachea, and
when he aeea your coated tongue, be will
ay, " You are bilious." Ayer's Pills
work well In such cases.
by the J. ft Ayst Oa LeweU. :
"PHn a Allear, IuhM
Examiner What la an alibi T
.Candidate for tha Bar An alibi Is
committing a ertma In on place whan
you ara In another place. It you ean
be tn two other place, tha ailM Is ail
tha stronger In law. Puck. .
HQ.VARP B. BtTHTUB - lavw aaS Cfcemlet.
IdadTilI. Colorado, Speoimaa prlOM! Oola.
BlUer. Lad, tL Gold. Sller, Uoi Sold. MB; Else
er (kipper. SL Hnllla(nloMau4 fall priaeliet
sent on upllcellon. Control and fimplra mrfcee,
. hattee. hlin OaraaaatSllallnaal But,
ForCATARRHottheBLADDER.
URINARY DISCHARGES etc
ATDflUOOITa.O7fllALiOXaYIJt50e
kuu aa aunti utuavnanMKIYlIO'
BEWARE OF IMITATION?.,
C Gee Wo
Til Cilitsv Doctor
"Ate wondefal m Im
Bud e life study of tha
properties of Boots,
Herbs and Barks, and
1 sirtne tha world tha
Sanaa of feM
rDravUNi, Na
Gusrsutese to cere Catarrh, Astasia, Laos'.
Stomach and Kidney troubles, eatd ail Frrrate
OtoMwaaofM nandWomen.
A autre oancex cuke '
Jut raraWad front Pekin, Cbjna aaie, awje
aadreliabie. U-fafllna; ia It works.
If r aannotoalL writ for symptom Weak
aad atnahur. Inclose 4 canta in tanp. .
. CONSULTATION ntC
ThtC GeeWo HedkiwC.
lUVi rVat SU car. Mirrai a, f rUsas. Or.
ro f
PINK
Coreo the sick and
given on the
Bona in
kidney remed
IV 1 SO
Bold br all druraist
BAND INSTRUMENT LESSONS
Laara-asseBrH
toach GiiTiaaChjtoa. Basapkaaa. Ftoto.
AH sr M.sshsaa Taha
Easytoleara. Coraaa isrujia. thorort a t
INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY OP MUSIC
HASOWC TEMPI. rXWTLAND, OttCGON.
WEAR
They wear
la hardest,
leatnar wpmcmuy
exactly the kind of
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boy or girl wsiH grvej them.
Two laywre atf leatanrr are
the tthslnemad ef ewe, mawwvewt the
Mi
nan UcUtaj ewt. The
af
m bbsbSs n St caaft foot In naifijinkli, rjararel wag
than rfl pre w at loat Wowbss in lasar yoara, pat ahey are
sijlsah ana good
Bayw Trade Mark
iwfflsswalaathai
P. MATER
Vteltlaa Da.
Mrs. A- was mors shocked thai
unused when, la reply to her question.
"Who waa at Sunday school this mora
ine;" her 4-year-old daughter said.
"Everybody but Jesus."
"Why. my dear." said Mrs.' A.,
"wherever did yon set such sn Idea;"
"Ha was out visiting this morning. "
th- '" lady eonndeaUy eejdv-
-Daughter." said Mrs. A., "who told
you such story?"
"Nobody dldnt U1I me, mother, but
they Just kept singing- It over and over
again: 'Jesus Is calling. H'a calling
to-dar.' " Bi'ffM Mwaazln.
, Stabhewa.
Xoogy yuh.' BVudder Tump!" sale
Psraon Bagater while the ooagregatlor
was aaaembllng In-Ebeneior chapel
-1 un'erstood yo' to aomeraato dat yo
would bring oar nrrln' Brudder Borgk
Smith to de revival yuh to-night."
"I done did muh best to 'eompust
man prognostication, pabsem, replied
Brother Tump, holding forth as oh
ect which markedly reaembled a dark
complextoned oyster, "but dat 'ar gam
blln' man, oar nrrln' Brudder Borai
Smith, was saw tub reluctant an band
wld bis rauan. I deu nacb'l
couldn't bring de genleman puesouly
but dts yuh am on nt bis ears!"
Puck. .
NalsjiwW Mlrautalema. , '
"Ten had rhrumatlam In yeur right
leg for years and were cured of It In
an InataMT How?"
"By being accidentally mixed, up In
a tram wrecjL. My right leg la a oar If
leg " .
' ft Mlnht Ba Wane.
fteetleee Roger It alwaya makes ma
sad, aid pal. to think that thla earth hi
two-thlrde water.
Sandy Plkee O. cheer apt Suppose
the rest of It was soap Inatead ei land.
Ally Slope.
, : Restorative
Treatment for
Nervous Men
at eaepastWd
saUtorlty an tha aihnaata at maa, Mia
araanaad to ba tofalHhla. whlla tha ara
faaaloa anaralb' andoraa tha tnrrvdtanta
and pratcrtba thaw In mnr diffrrant
forma of variooa dlia . Tha folJowtna
formula la highly affic ant bi quickly ra
atorlna in narroaa axbaiutkin. malanrbo
Ha, aniiaty. timidity In renturtna;. disxl
araa. haart palpitation, tramblln Hmba,
inaomnia. thtnnaaa, eold aztramf tSaa, Urad
all-iii fealing and sanaral inability to do
thaaa natural and rational acta upon which
(Upend man'i roccaaa and haBlllaaai hi
aoeial and ararr-dar nfa. M
Tha lnatructkma for rnlrina a hnn aa. A
aratly ao that no ambarraaamant may ba
fait ara aa fol'owa: Flrat aot thraa onncaa
f ayrup mananarllU aonpound and ona
ounca compound fluid bahnwort; mil and
at atand two hour. Than add ona evnea
oomponnd aaaanca eardkil ndonaounea
tinctura cadotnana oompound (not earda
bwdJ. and mix all toaathar. Tha dlfc
tiona ara to tako ona toaapoanful altar
aach maal and ona wbrn retirlna. until
bound ins haalth and full itranrth arara
itorad. Evrst faw waaka will witaaM
BMat wondarful raaulta. gj
Aatonlshlna narvoua fort and aqnlU- K
farium follow tha traataaaat, as) atattar
how aarloui (ba cmaa.
Thto eonUlna no op let whatever and
r also be uaM by woman who oner
with their nervaa with abaotuta aartaintr
as MMOM.
aMCdJ
SFIwbw DtSTCMPfll .
EYE
CATARRHAL fTVDI
AND ALL NOSC
AND THROAT POTASH
acts aa a p-erantlre tor others. UqaU
a. Safe for brood marea and all others. Beat
cents and tl a botl le : 15 and S10 toe doaen.
and hone Bonds hooaes. or aent. axnieai
I m at prompt ana am
paid, by the ntanufacturera. .
SPOHN MEDICA1 CO Cbcrncsts, Gosltefi, Ind.
way. We
Trossbsaje Varaa Troatbeaav
faeai Omnw inty to papil at haaaa.
Bndoraad by Uattad Staaas
Wrtaa a saw far lam msb
SCHOOL,
SHOES
UKE IRON
beat where the
feladaof aelecteal
tarwea to nmtm
weat a tscalthy
trwnl la
Sosae S
rv
aT 1
Mayar SpmdA Mmk Scisaol Shorn
esofclag. Ontyths
1 af a i
awaaaeaaa taceara, atoe turn, mt Owrpi Ws hsaian.
u Vhsm aa-ksi Hoawwbfk Shone tar ana.
" LaMMsa; Ldy Bha , Martha Waahiagiin
raw ! I SawBSBj TaSBBB CWstiSN Shoes aBaS
St.
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BOOT & SHOE CO.
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BOJOTHUG loi ITZBTBODT
, r "
Brain la the- eoSaf growing eountry
of the world. . ,
Tbe bamboo tree eass not bloom bb
ttt Its thirtieth' year.
A toll BrosJB'ont bbs thlity-nitrr
while a dog has tofty-two.
. A nnraery tor' las chl Ten of ne
troBs la oonBected with , Olasgovt
theater. i
Twenty tboasand dollars worth of
rose leave were Imported during the
decade ending 10
Germany. Great Brttlan and the
United States prod ace four-Ofths of the
world's supply of phj 'wo.
Canada, produosa nearly one-half the
world's supply of maple sugar, about
18,000,000 pounds annually.
Trench theaters receiving govern
ment snbsMlea are obliged to give a
free performance every year.
Guatemala bow ranks next to Bra
ill In Importance as the source of the
supply of coffee. Bcnador Is rapidly
expanding Is cocoa production.
About sixty miles from Melbourne.
Australia, there have been discovered
on government lands deposits of some
80,000,000 tons of good black eoaL
A movement has been set on foot
at Calcutta to erect a status to Lord
Kitchener, In oommemoratloa of his
tenure' of offlcs as commander-in-chief
la India.
These two batUesblpe authorised by
tha last eongreea, which will be laid
down next fall, will carry heavier bat-
tories than any ether warships afloat
or ordered by any nation.
There ar valuable race horses In
Snglaod which have teeth filled with
gold. It Is too riaky to have pooh
horses suffer, and go off their fast
when racing time approaches.
An old Scotswoman was advised by
her minister to take snuff to keep her
self awaks during the sermon. Bhs
answered brtakly: "Why dlnna ye put
tha snuff in tha sermon, monf .
According to official figures, the
number of merchant marine steamers
of Japan at the end of last year was
1,118. Of these 101 were teamen of
more than three thousand tons.
The Oberammergmo. passion playi
will be given next year, from Hay 11
to September IS. The burgomaster Is
sued a notice the other day reminding
tha men that they must bow 1st their
hair grow long.
In 1906 the average dally prison pop
ulation of Russia was 16,000. Last
February tt had Increased to 1S1.1S7
The greet majority of the Inmates are
political offenders, confined without
trial or hope of being heard.
Professor Korn of Munich baa estab
lished stations of distance photography
at Berlin, Munich, Parte, London, Co
penhagen and Stockholm. He believes
tt will soon be possible to take pictures
at a distance sot only of Individuals
hat of groups antf scenes.
Thar are harwow ahead for
Chicago's public school "frato" and so
rorities. The president of the board of
education, despite the fact that he has
a eon and a daughter who hav be
longed to them, declares that be has
no nse for them, and the new super
intendent of schools, Mrs. Kits Klagg
Young, is strong in her opposition.
'A woman who recently applied to
tha Lambeth guardians for relief said
that for the last three months she and
her Ave children had lived rent free by
"squatting" In the rooms ef empty
houses. In Lambeth there ara many
snob ho see which have reverted to
tha duchy of Ornwall and people are
permitted to occupy tha places until
tha p rem Is Is are demolished.
State Senator Ernest R Ackermaa,
af New Jersey, vho is naw enjoying his
an oual trip abroad Is one of the best
known and most enthusiastic collectors
of poatag atamw la thie country. Bo
large Is kls collection that be has sat
apart one room in hi home In Plain
field aa a stamp room, la which ar
eoroa of tha rarest f stanrps, so dear
to tha heart af the philatelist .
It at ewrfcrae that the British naval
authorities should have abandoned oil
fuel at a time when la foreign feseta
it ha bean decided to substitute oil
for ooel. The British empire baa vary
lhnlted resources of ell fa el, and at
prevent tbe navy's supplies have to bo
Imported. These supplies might be est
off hi tun of war. and It la probabU
for this reason that ofl fad 1 being
given up.
A farmer standing vteld his fana
hoejaa saw a pair af hhs ptgewns -fly
away. Shortly afterward- haard a
ahot and the pigeon did not rat ara
la tha oejree f tha aftftraoa. as b
had xnetes. Ia tke Talng. how
ever, th seek plaaaa iwtarmed ta Br
as to lead tb yews, and having
ansa ta thla. be agala flaw away. The
foikywtsc isrsBSsa tha asan Igasn
ratsjaad, sad tt was them Batectalaad
that th hea ttrd bad ea wlag badly
hart by shot, bat wtag to fas Bsato'
car aa peeaeiirsae. M aWhWatolr
M VAT aTOJife .
Sues manIII
VVlBibr waal&A&K.i,
iw mask eta
A Owoal t.lataiev.
The M 1st rees Katie, you should aot
talk ao much.
Tha Maid No, ma'am,
"No; you should understand that It
Is your placs to listen." '
I do that, ma'am."
I nsvsr saw yoa .whea yon warn,
then."
"No, ma'am; you never saw bob
whea I was listening because I waa
on th other aid of the keyhole,
ma'am. Yonkera Statesman. (
With Bwhaels.
"Tea," a Id Mrs. Hlghmore, "w have
uet returned from a trip through the
hlghwaye and bywaye of Europe."
Just what do you call tha 'byways' T"
taked Mrs. Up some.
"Well, they artt tha place where my
husband er uaed strong language
about the hotel accommodations."
t
Bttl Pewtasaad,
Mrs. Hewllgus (having freed her
mind) Why doat you ana war me. If
you ean?
Mr. Hewllgua (helping himself to
more meat) It'e unwholesome to quar
rel while eating dinner, madam, rll
bav good and plenty to any to yoa
after a while. . ,
SUCKERS
wearweH
and they Keep you
dry while you are
weonnq inem
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Always works ridht
ISO FAILURES
Costs YOU less
NO TRUST PRICES
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or your nioney back
Latewt AewleaweM atf BefaRM,
The young mo a bent forward.
"Walt a moment, Herbert,' " salfl
Amelia, producing an Implement a few
Inches long, shaped like a tennis rack
et. made of sliver and specially pre
pared silk gmuae, and holding It up be
fore her Up. "Now, Herbert.1'
Then ihey took their first disinfect
Bias. Ciiimvr. THhiiTte
' Mr "lan.
Hard Peatur-d Woman So you had
money once, had you? May I Sak yoa
how you made your A ret thousand dol
Lars?
Tuffold Knult (wiping hie eye with
his coat sleeve) Ma'am, I drempt Itl
Growth ff. tha laea.
"Remember, my son, there ie n short
But to learning."
"O, yes, there Is, dad. All you bav
to do nowadaya Is to read five feat f
booka."
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tub mkh a twnaa
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fa aa-aa
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