The Ione proclaimer. (Ione, Or.) 1???-19??, July 30, 1909, Image 8

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Don't miss the chance'
to get Groceries, and
Hardware atcost at
TMdc Manna
nriiaNft
THE LEAD I NO BUSINESS COLLEGE
QUR FACULTY IS STRONGER THAN EYER
WhsTSniteenredtlilaarvlceaerahl(h-Mlaled, practleat nan. a well as bnal
n v- as dacatera, trom ( Wo lasve n ten unturneU, -
. Weaiaaow gtrl( yeu tbe verj bast boabj ead yrOcara . " -
lniMnn u DTonablr patentabls, . (.onmunlim-
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Scientific American.
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SCNO row GATLOUt-'' ' t. U. ALKIJI, Prln
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ff$ TORN TROUSERS.
nml Effective Graft SetiefM
Werksd In New York.
i " Hie story of a Kraft to simple
tiv to work tbst some enter
; stranger should patent It It
' nctk-ed by a New York genlna
i.. try-mit on the respectable
woi'i Klile of tlie big city.
ilj. inutor vat out dressed M a
, lile clothes rusty, but nontlj
ArrMna In the neighborhood
led to work, be stepped !
way and. hauling out fl
aL-i.i(Mi
rto aa arch
kaSse. altt tlie iltflit leg of lib trousers
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Next he produced a newspaper,
pread It oot fend held It over the all!
In hla troaeer.. Leaving the arch
way, ho hurried along the sidewalk,
making appnrently a great effort to
hold tho newspaper In place.'
The wind wna blowing and whoever
cared to look noticed the man'a pre
dicament. At the steps of a big house
In Seventy-second street he atopped
and pretended to tie the paper abont
hla leg. By a perhaps oot very strange
chai:rc. iilnre the hour was 5:16 p. m.,
the .' ' jr of the bouse appeared.
The after greeted the man briefly,
lifted I!i.t newspaper and remarked:
"I Just bad an accident over on Co
Tmnbne avenuej Truck aboved me
. -alnst a stake and tore ma pant
, imethin' awful. Wonder If yon
nldn't lend me tome safety plnaT
ii was aaccesflfnl. From that borne
Y i man carried away not only a
"dlly eatable pair of trousers, bat a
1 and coat aa well. A quick trip to
" -orner saloon to deposit his bundle,
1 the tale of the torn trousers leg
i carried to another house lo the
. .i observer with mora sbeer cnrloe-
- than police Instinct watched the
'.ctJon of six bundles from six
' t-i Seventy-second atraet before
'ntry left-the window and
:;aw York Oot
:t 9m Ohryaarrthsmum.
. .jO Of the Chrysanthemum,
ihs) Japanese emperor la going
-.aite President Falliereaor Prance
a VMnento of tbt algnlng of the re
al Important Franco-Japanese treaty.
the highest distinction which the
'tka has at his disposal In the way
t ortaa ad honors. Like the 'Enp
I h OMt of tlie Qnrtcr. K ur only cni
Hide tho Jnpniicse eaiiilre on '
:icron mid iilatiiisiilKliivI
:.ite-j. It ennnot, liov.-owt.
' npait ft le:slli of yr:;tti : ' In 111
IhI aaax Litlot:tt with ihv Onrrer.
avaaf aaJs been roiindoa ntit thirty-
ago by tbo preacut omiwror
Kone the less It la a Iiand-
aaatmtloiL tbe broad band or i
i tiar iki mnuiw vanna; w w
lS a vloket border. The In
. " f la of gold, with a neb or
t ta colored enamel, which
Oa abas at the aatUona'
oa aaapa ea oa aaiuoiia
zrJi health la eomvtblng Uta e
Wlion anca loot It Is bc-
st hack, btt wbea worn a little t
acoverad.
ig A Fitting Question.
TTua, raa la tlx and thinks be Is r
Ban. fat Into a crowded carwlth hW
Boaaa. Tbe aarss got tbe last seat
and two ladles made a little place bo
twee tbem for Jim and sqneesed bin:
to. Presently portly lady got In. am!
Ilm, tbe ptnk of courtesy, roe ant:
Ufttna; his hat offered .hla place. It
was oenbarrasslnff. Afterward nunc
sjxplalned tb Jin tbst be must be cere
ral ta offering a Beat, as a pUra that
eraa targe enoasjh for a boy might sol
acestamodata a lady. Next time ho
-was ta a ear and a lady tot hi Jim
Isesed ewer ta wtrsa tad a stage
whiaper ssked. -Ussie, do yoa taluk
shell r-New Tork hem
AJI saottoa whaa ssisstil be
Tiaiil bc-.t, ere that of remniaar wa
ter. If w tab rws saecea of eoiM lr
evl rah thajca toanrtber, oay asm ba
. . '.at by tho mcUofi eats the maHteg
t at reached. If waj eh sold poor
:r hi to aa erdsaary reesry Chora
tan the crash, tho gnuhaalcal
y aaortesl agalaot the waasr wta
aaeforsaed Into alsealas' eoergy,
tha nta ariD Ma auMil ha urafc
asTF
FTtriM
ao had
'V ;hi the SAosst aerhaalral
mom stg&e,
E. L. Padberg, Trustee
BOUTEIX ON BEYAU.
Xa Bit "Shall the People Rulef
imply "a Local I ucf"
Congressman Henry Sherman
tell of Chicago, com mem lug on iif.
Bryan's apeocb in Iowa, saya :
Mr. Bryan's quwitltiu, "Slmll tlie
ple rule?" IwplJus Uiat situiewliure In
tbl wmutry the people ! nut niliv
The only State win-re tlio iieoplo do
not th a ;t!li,t r?
P""1 t0 ivo owwIu-liiil:ia mijorlilo
for tue uwiuocntuc iK-uet. rermip-i
Mr. Bryan thinks that hi qursllou In
purely "a local Issue." If be la sin
cere, I challenge him to.wukc a-spetvii
In Vicksbnrg, lliae., on "Uovcriimvuj
by the leople." Lot bim rejieat one oS
his famous antl-lmpcrlullxt epH't-iH-H.
simply ,ebaiiiig three words, substitut
ing " Mississippi" for Thlllpplura" mid
"black brothers" for "brown brutlwrsV
Let bim suggest that we bare-as cuulr
tnau of bis meeting John Slliirp Wil
lUmii, leader of the Democrats in Cju
grewi, and as vlee-ehulruien tho oihex
memtwrs of the Congressional dclegu"
tioa from MlMsIaIipi.
And after be has made his speech
In Vlcksburg, if he shall hare escaped
the rule of the people In that com
munlty, I dare Mr. Bryan to repent
bis oration on popular government In
Charleston, 8. with Senator Till
Bin as chairman of his meeting 2ur.
Bryan'a sentiments have a pnrcrj- geo
grapbleal sincerity. His eplgriuis and
startling eoatuudrums are especlitily de
signed to meet (oeal demands. Of this
nature are all his views an tariff and
taxation.
Mr. Bryan's proposition that erery
time a trust Is formed a tariff sched
ule should be repented, and erery time
a trnst Is dissolved a new duty should
be added, ta toe tunny even fcr c:ulc
-t-opera -
If oa March 4 seat Mr. Bryan should
become Presldeut, wttn ft Democratic
Congress In both houses, and ahonld
actual? piece npon the statute books
the fluandel and economic vagaries, de
livered by him In bis speech of last
Friday, It would plunge the nation into
bankruptcy and bring on Industrial
cbaos. f he should bogln by repealing
tbo duty on suanr to panlsh the -sugar
tru!t, be wonld niwet the national
rrS:miMps- by lo5l:ig $i.Con,"0 year
in reveuais. and would stir up a rero-
lutlon In Ijoulttlaiia, Utah. Colorado
vnd Mldilffaii. Then, If ho should re
,cnt ibe i!;itr on ectton gnoJa, because
-ii!Ul hcfltlins mnnufacturers of New
viitflaud or Hie Cnrollnas ware dump
in; goods In China In rivalry with Una
laitd and Oermauy. ha would divert
hmi,.. frmt .k.
nvite etui fartaer Industrial rala.
BB. ea coarse, Mr, Sryaa wonld to
-wine of these things, any saora tbaa
' a ii Ik-. ila uiu ai .
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vm fct - Ot8J0CIa4Bh.
hTdanca eY the OonstlthUoa with flba
I; ills cry ""ball m People BalsT'
'.'r- aaryaD simply does sot mean what
'i - says. What ha utters with Cbad-
'ir.tdtas an3stn In the North be repodl
a wath Peckeaasjaai duplklty ha tbe
: ath. '
a jolden eoontry of the mind, a fab
lo:ia land of fabulous wealth, aooch as
Cocks laws, a fancied land of luxury
aud Mtanesa. New Xork Amerlean.
"Uf Moa of perfect bapplnoss," aafel
the seedy phllosopber aa be made hla
fourth rooad trip to tbo free ranch
chanter, "is te be hi a posttioa to an
Into tbo awallest reetaarant pot my
hand ever tbe price Ust of tbe mens
SLd ardor what my taste dictates, Irre
spectlTa of tbt deonnra of dlmlalahad
wad."
Bertte rather, what la am egotist
ratber Ua la a ma who thinks ho at
smarter tbaa an one elee. Mother
! Hy dear, yoa are scarcely right The
, egotist la tho maa who aaya that ba h
smarter thaa any eoe okaa, AU aasa
thlac they arel
Mrs, ; White apertaetlrsJryy-ajs
year hnshand hi tronUa agsta,
HsodY Mrs. Rtack IrheaiBj) iwmt
he'awoot v tfoahta, 'nam ti nil a
M-SkB
KONN & Co---Hew Yoit
MAGAZINE
REAPERS
twacT BUtAimi
kcMrulir iluntod. eteoo in
and iaWMtinc tkU aU ''JU
CaHoNuaesa alike far Wb reai
Towi am eowmnr wwwil -
a ii ably Bsklitaaaa usiasiiag .
pUte, MtIr-BsaVnhM(l trttclm - -
Va U kM. atron. fam apd $0.50
nun I iatwcsie wwryaltai- - TmM
d ih (MilyalW wck
piioajgrtplM sad pidum. -
RCAS Bp a THOUSAND WOMBD
, a booa el 75 ptqm, criaiag .
120 colorM phetocn-h J $0.75
piciuioqiM tpat ta CaUerais
end Uiana.
- Tetal .
A3 three for .
. $2.75
. $1.50
A DDR US ALL ORDERS TO '
SUNSETMAGAZINE
FLOOO BUILDING flAN rHAtKUT
MOTIOK FOR PUBLICATION
... (iarUI KO.013S1 ticotCeal Land
Department o( the Interior,
U 8 LaixlOtHce, The Dalles, Ore
t - Uay.Utbtm.
Nolle ti hereby siren thkt dlth apaneart
uiioof th bairoTi'l for thahatn f Bou)mm
C. Vang-ana di-vtaonl. ol Uapfncr, Oregon
who, on Barembr-JUth. 1KU made HomMWad
entrj, it, tor UU 1 BXHNE,NEM8Kt4. Ba.
ilaitit SK,4K'. Settloii IS Twpli.Ranffl
i4 Kaat Wtttauieilt l!rldtan ha II lad notice oi
tnUnilon to aiake Final flva-itar rool to
raiabllah elalin toilie laud abore deatrlbed.be
lora tlia UsuHir ChtrK at hla office in
Heptiner.OreBoti.ouibeA tdayot July, ISO.
. rialmantaanieii wlinaiwi; F Barronghi.
ai ioa. Voloar Mar, C C Rlia and Kd Ball, ol
llajipner, Oiaion
.. cm Moore, Baglater.
. TBE
PR0CLA1MER
i:uwAV$2:r'
ifOR WNE ANI
E; MORROW COUNTy;
h ciw wm Til T
MCtrK MftTBLV KKWUB,
. SrtltSRaN UVUW U9
m ivi mi m pF.ecunn n.
TRADE . COLUMN.
6 acres, alwyt 7 miUtn from Atnt-
er of Port hind, i milt (romelactrlc
car tine atatiort, all well fenced,
ami in fine beiirEng orchard, also
nit kinds oX batrlea and vegetables,
5 room Ivoni with toilet, bath, hot
and cold watec, fino well, tower
tank: and wind mill, 100 Jiigh
grade ciiickai, horsa and wagon,
many oilier' implemenU, price
17500.00, will take 160acraa of
good wheat land, in exchange for
part. ,
Hare 80 acrea ol timber land, a
few lota in beat coast town. In Ore
gon, and a limited amount of caah
for thia we want small wheat
farm,
9 room wall bail!, house in good
part of Portland, 0x100 lot. one
block irom-earlin, faoveo not en
tirely modern, but cam be made eb
with email anns priee V5000.00
wilt take in tpflhange, goal wheat
land op to 3000, to MOOaOO ,
Arlv od Wish in t: informatiop
rtgirding iny of the' above
Chick Pharmacy
STATIONERY I DRUGS. '
BOOKS of
lone, .'- -
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Mtigctt.
ORDER YOUR
JOB PRINTING
NOW .
THE PROCLAIM! K
; Is pnyartl M prlal
Letter Heads
Note Heads
Bill Heads
8tateme"ntB
, Envelopes
k Cards, Etc.
CIVE US A TRIAl ORDER.
Imported Registered
Spanish Jack
"CHUMBO''
Will stand the Season of
1909 at my Ranch, 4 miles
SW of Lexintrton. "
To Insure $15.
To Seaspn 10.
Will givo $T0. for Quits, sis
months old, of mares 1200
pounds and Over, others hi
proportion.
-SpanishJack!
have no equal
Pasture will be furnithed to
mares at a distance.
F. E. Mason.
v Executor's Notice
In the County Court of tlie State
of Oregon for tlie Count r of Morrow.
In the matter of tlie Estate of;
Julia A. Baker, Deceased. '
Notice Is hereby given that the
under signed lias been appointed
Executor of the Will of Julia A
Baker, deceased, and that all per
sons having claims against said
aetata, are hereby required to pre
sent tbe same to ma, duly verified,
for payment, at the) office of W. H.
Dobyns, in Ioie, Oregon, within
six months from the date of this
aeiiee. .
; Dated at lone, Oregon, July 10,
1909.. , ... ,.
- 1 JaualfesU. Bake. Kiseutar.
W. H. Dobyns, Attorney. '
ALL KINDS,
- - Oregon.
Independent
Drayman
Always on time
For all kind of Hauling "
trict attention $iveri to
Lumber, Goal and Wood.
Q. M. Calkins.
D. G. Ely
NOTARY PUBLIC, '
REAL ESTATE
. ANO U ...
Collecting Agency,
Next door to Proclaimer.
lone y ' Oregon
SEC
W. SN SMITH
roR
Live Stock Insurance .
Kepresenliag
Tlie National Live Stock Fnaitrancs
, Aasociatioirof Portland,
Iet me do your '
- " Soddering, '
-L " Plumbing 7
Electric.. Light Wiring,
B. P. Aker,v ,
With Wookry Hardwire t Groccri Co
Oregon
AND UNION
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ONLY LINB EAST VIA '
SALT mi ni DENVER
" TIME SCHKDDLE8
Dally departs for tbe Easr and Port
land at t-30 a. aa. ; arrivse at 1 :S0 a. at.
. .r. . tTKAMKB LIKES ,; "
DaOy boat service, Saaday eseooted,
botweea Portland, Aetoie, Orsgoa Ctty
aadOartoa.
Sjiake River Roots
Bteaswrt betweea Ripsria sod fewle
ton leave Ri porta dailf, osospt Satof
day, at 4:40 a. as. Rotanriof leavsa
Lewistoa deilv, exasot Frisky, at 7a. as.
For fall tafertaasiea call oa C. J. Pojfc
oiagloa,J. B-K. aaaat, lean, Ore,,
Wat. MeHarray. OsoIrfWlr
ti , Porttaad,0itsa.
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