Lebanon Express. H. Y. KIRKPATRICK, Editor - and - Proprietor As tilings go, syndicate should be spelled sindicate. New York Re corder. - The militia board has decided that the Oregon militia will not participate in a $20,000 picnic this year. . " V" " ' '' Th editors of the country, as well rs the soldiers,, are prepared forwat.. One thirsts for new, as the-other does for fame Ex . '.. ' ( '' ' ' t- '';.."''-' : A" genuine love never stops to measure the service which it ren ders, but gladly, gives ull it .can. and is sorry that it has no -more. - ! When Eugene V. Debs, :told tr laboring men of Milwaukee to.-buy more books and less beer, he struck a bit of advice that laboring men everywhere, can safely follow. y-Medford Mail. ,' ,, The Camegies lost in a recent tost ot the armor plate for the bat tleship, Iowa, and the cruiser, Brooklyn, when the plate tested was not only cracked, but broken into three pieces. The Salem State-man declares that it has no enemies to punish but simply gives the news. Even its so-called news is completely punctured with hatred for individ uals. Florence West. Uncle Sam has at last captured one poor Chinaman away up in Vermont, is being in this conntry contrary to law, and is deporting him via JTiicoma'. It takes two U. S. marshals, and will cost about $6,000. : . It is confessed by Republican organs that the republican major ity in the last legislature was too I .- f r the public good; yet next . . . ,t i,riy will insist on the elec tion uf ilupublioans only. Sunday Welcome; A New York bill fixing charters lor cities oi first and second class proposes to make voting compul sory, and provides that within ninety day after election the names of persons not voting sli-ill be published in the city papers. The newspaper reporters and cor respondents have, at least to their jown satisfaction, arranged the mar riage of Ex-president Harrison and Mrs. Dimmick. They should now stand back and give the ex president and Mrs. Dimmick a chance. . It 14 said that Governor Lord is waiting to hear the opinion of "the people" before-deciding whether or nat to.Call a special session of the legislature. . Very well; but he should understand that the desire of a few ring politicians and their organs is not the wish or will of '"'the people." Ex. If John Bull doesn't want his lion's tail twisted he should avoid throwing it in people's faces. No body wants to injure the king of his menagerie. They are even willing to admit "he is a noble beast," but no circus rights will be granted on this side of the ocean. John has -more .territory .on this side now than he tan take care of. A California exchange says: "It now appears that H. H. EI. .lines of Philadelphia, who wasconvicttd of the mur ler of number of people, will after all succeed in estnblish ing his innpoence.. A . detective in Chicu jo. claims to be in possession of fHCts thatlmked together wiil prove '".v"i'd a doubt that Haines did not 'ommit a 'single murtter. and ' ihnt besides some of his allege! ' Inns are olive and ell." i every man lit- w.i, k." Ynu "' ' ' t .-ailed to -be a general ad t ., X'-'-' :rf,lil'f' "f the universe; ,,. :. . -c iiiyiHir.uighbir'r i ' J ' in- world is disturbing it verylwdy else in a i"--11 tii" affair of lis utlier half, fly idleness, b carelessness, by gossip, by slander, by meddling, by trilling of every sort, you are getting' into the other man's way. - Keep to the right. A California woman writes Gov ernor Lord to be sure undimt suffer Lloyd Montgomery to be hanged. If the sovereign people of Oregon h.ad. desired a woman to ruu their gubaruaturiul business, they would have selected a webfoot maid or ' madam for the purpose. In view of the fact, therefore,- the governor should kindly request his $1,800 clork to write the California female to mind her own business and let the Lord attend to his. Corvallis Times. Oklahoma is the next candidate for statehood. It claims to have energy,, population and money eiiough to make an acceptable sov ereign state. It will probably have opportunity, however, to grow used to territorial honors before assum ing state responsibilities. It -has at present an irreconcilable quarrel on hand as to the location of its oapital. Perry, Guthrie and Okla homa City are jealous rivals for this honor, ?nd each is ready to bluck the movement toward state hood until it gets it. It has often been said that na tions arc developed like individ uals, passiug through the same successive stages of infancy, vo:th. maturity and old age. This theory receives support from what is his torically known respecting the evolution of the color sense in the infant. According to recent obser vations, the process is as follows: At first it has only the perception of light, but soon learns the differ ence between black and white, then begins to notice objects and appre hend their movements. At about six months tiie sensations of red and green take their rise in the central portions of the retina, and are perfected at the end of the sec ond year. During the third year the child becomes acquainted with yellow; during the fourth, with orange, blue, and finally with vio let; the chromatic sense lis thus fully unfolded at the age of five or six. Within another year he forms the habit of distinguishing the above-named colors in his talk. The Annamites, we are told, are able to discern (aside from Mack and white) only red, green and yellow; hence the intellectual growth of this people, so far as vision is concerned, may be com pared to thit of a two-year-old child. Popular Science. It is generally admitted, that the last Oregon legislature was by far the most inefficient in the his tory of the state, and did more to pile up burdens upon the tax payer. The democrats and popu lists very naturally take this view of the matter. But they arc not alone. A large number of republi cans, heided by the Oregonian and other papers, are as firmly con vinced of the entire uuv orthiness of this legislature, as a whole, admitting, however, the honesty of many individual inembtii. So strong and general is this belief, that the next legislature may pas' from the control of the republicans, and a senator bo elected who will be of different politics. With this end in view, a move is being made throughout the state to nominate men for whom all parties can vote and whose personal integrity will insure a clean and economical ad ministration, and thus relieve the over-burdened people. The- time has come when we must look no longer to republicans for relief. Tney had the power, but they used it to oppress, not to relieve the people. They were elected .tion a solemn pledge to cut down i:e:!css expenses: they nave ii)c:ca?l our burden and violated their pledgee ine people ucneveu their proi-iscs and gave them the power for good: the people have been deceived their burdens have been iueiciiwd the innocent lambs on .-the canvas turned to ravenous wolves on the floor of the house. There is a re ward for wolf scalps, and the paopls are training for the hunt. ELOPED ONA 8T6ER. , Tiro JVMt Vlrtl Umm Slid a Ok One morning recently a yoanfrcoijpla appeared In Welsh, McDowell county, W. Va. They were Miu Carrie Cotte, a pretty, peaehy-oheeked wmatry dam ad at seventeen, and Bandy Johaaotv o tall, stalwart, (rood-looking moaa taineer of twenty-two yean, Thaf had traveled all nlirht from the bridVa home on Ground Hog creek tn order I olude the obdurate father ot the (irl Thetrtrl was riding on the bank of di-mifled spotted steer, and Sandy ' walking by her alda. The unusual sight soon drew a crowd of people, and, as everybody lovmalonr, half aaoaea hurried off after a magletratt or preacher. Unluckily for the low, no official could be found who would marry them, on account of the flrl1 Hire. When the eouple heard of thie they both broke down and tried, the girl sobbing at it nearly heart-hrokeei The tears of the pretty young girl brought about a determination oa the part ot the epeotatora to Be Una through in some way, and one u gested that they take the train, the nearly due, for Briitol, Tena., where they would find no dIMculty Is getting married. Thie propoeltian ehaagei the tear of the bride into (mil t joy and Bandy'a lea apparent grief into open-mouth delight tor until he thought of the annas one in the crowd, however, antieierai the young man and proposed that Da crowd pay all expeoaes, amd la lata time than It takes to write It books were out and anougb money was contributed to carry the eoupla through, with a souvenir left over to the bride. i '' v The spotted steer waa atallai It front of a pile of oate aad com-to ruminate in peace and plenty petit the return of the couple, aoifi f cession headed tor the plaMnnv Neither of the eouple had w am train before, and wbm It rUitM they got on the platform astwrn t engine and the baggag ear. :Jft0, sponsors soon remedied this mliauy ana luui tnera eonauetea lata a laaur car. where the conductor waa exama ly charged to see them eatery through, The last eeen of Carrie and Gaady a, the train waa whirling out of sight they were folded in each others laughing and straining their sn they looked out of the window. CU- eago Times. EXPERT DRIVING. auilral Headline of a Rae Rapid lattw. "Among other exhibition oi their skill given by the detaahmamt at British soldier that visited thie try hut year," said an uptown reaMaml to a. New York bun mi driving of a piece of light artlUarf with the horses going at a gallop twecn obstructions that were acareaT farther apart than th wheel ar snort, out soma of his methods warn peculiar, fie evidently kept call in the winter naton. On eareral occasions, the gentleman says, com pany came in from Bawror uneznaatol- ly late in the evening. But they only iiaa w say trout to mono, toe nuttfen, and he would start off in the wood to return in fifteen minute with a kaaeV aome string ot fish, apparently ut taken from the water, lie would bring in deer in winter in much the tamp way. Bis manner of doing this, say tja) (.nicago limes, the gentleman plains, tor he went with himonet learned the secret Bo took th sled out to bring in the game, and tin) workman went along to help haul 11 They did not go very far into thf (ureal, wnen tuey came to a lot OT green boughs heaped upon th Here stone stopped. Lifting the he tipped the pile over, and the lookao on, who wondered what he was up to was scared nearly out of his when a big buck bounded up out of the hole and fell flat on hi aid. Hfe feet were tethered so he could not stand. Stone had caught him, tethered him and buried him alive under the) brusb and snow airainn futur gencles. This was his system of storage. COOKING IN AFRICA. A Problem ef area latofet a In African encampment th tion of food is a burning one. How to obtain provisions, how to cook when procured these an problems of absorbing interest In a on camp. The author of "Adventure a Maehonaland" say that It ia orion and interesting to watch the prooaa victualing new country. The trader throws the most eeoentrie provudona on the market. At one time, the tuthet says, nothing but tinned lobster cvubl be purchased at their settlement: at another time the whole ot Maul breakfasted, dined and supped an foio- gras. Our cooking utautk eousietcd ot three-legged pot and a frying-pan. 11 ow were we to create a dinner? We boiled the ox-flesh in the three-legged pot, whence it issued in th conditio of shoe-leather. Mixing the meal with water, we made th most horribly hab cooked fiat cakes by heating the dough on hot stone. There was neither aak ing powder nor yeast in the country. One day we received a protest at- venison, shot by a Mr, Tal. How I had from time to time nved ap : small quantity of sardine oil, baliovinf , myself to be a famous houeekeeper. Ia a moment of vain alt conn dene 4 undertook the dinner that night. we invited Mr. Champion to com gad eat venison steaks. ' 1 fried those steaks In my sardine at) and served them proudly. They tively looked like real steak, suh people would at at horn. Bntalaat scarcely had two mouthful be eaten when everyone Bed from the) table, and my wonderful dinner waf abandoned to the little native waa waited on us. He certainly njovd It immensely, so even that 111 wind btv somebody good; butitwaaunanuaauslft decided that henceforth J waa novar to b trusted with tad prsparaU eg LEBANON PRODUCE MARKET. ItfWfiiwi Ctcry WMi.l WheaM2c. Ottowta to 16o Hy-3 to IK per ton-Klour-W TSao, per eaok Chop-t0 80 per owt. Bran 6So par ewt, Mlddlln-7oprcwt . 'lottor-h:. -Appr-DrM,cnrlt' IMunw-Brlefl, io, 'Onion 2u, Iteef Droned, 8) to 4o; ' Veal-8j4c. Pork-Drewed, 8,. Lard-7). Hams 10 per lb, 8houlder-o, Bldoa-lOeper lb. Crasao H 6 per doa. Duoka 1)2 3 per dot. Cbleksua-Sl 602 26. Turkeys 8o per lb. Eggs lOo ner dox. Buttr-16 40c per lb. Hide Green, 2e; dry, 4o. Notice tor Publication Luto Office at Okiuoh Cm, Oa,, January 16, 1890. Kottce Is hereby given that the following- named Mttlsr bus tiled notice of liU Inten tion to make ttnal proof In support of hit claim,!' that mid proof will be made lie. fbwUwtlmuty Clerk of Linn County, at Albany, Ifar. 10, 188S, vis : OAV1B 8. MYEKS. B.I.KimtorthS. t. X, ., U 8, IB. II aaitofUowlntWrtneeees to prove ii eeatinnous tonMent upon sndcultivs- mU land, vhu Minoii Yeoman, 4hMM iLIaahu W. W, Buidsrs, lten- VhiM,UfUeomb, Or. j m ; t Konar A: Miller, " Register, fNstlo for Publlosttlon. . tan Omo at Oasooa Cm, Oa., ., January 18, 1886.' Kotiee I hereby given that the following lamed mttler ha filed notice of his Inten tion to make final proof in support ot his claim, and that mid proot will be made be fore the Co. Clerk of Linn Co., t Albany, Or., on tUrah 10, 1896, vis : OIOKOB ARRESTA DOWNING, B. E. No. 8260, for the N. W. K Hee. 32, T. IIS., R. IE. lie names the following witnesses t prove his ccotinueus residence upon tnd ulUvtlon of, aid Und, vis: W, W. Ben ders, Milton W. Yomn, lhivid Myers, Chulty Clark, sll of Lacomb, Or. . ' Rosnr A. Millie, Register. Notice iorCPutlloatloii. Lsbb Ornci at Objwos Cm, 0., Jan. 16, im. Notice Is hereby given that the following- nsraed settler ha Died notice of his inten tion to make final proof in support o( his alaim, and that aid proof will he made be fore the Co. Clerk of Linn Co. at Albany, Or., on Feb'y 28, U69,vis: JACOB F1TZWATER, H. E. 7786, for the N. X of N. E. , on. 12, T.128.,R.1W. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of, aid .land, vit: L. M. Tay lor,' J, M. Undley, Fred Brampton, J. C. Stior, all of Ubsnon, Or. Kobsht A. Millu, Register. IVotloe for Publloevtlon. Laxo Ornci at Oasooa Cm, Oa., Jn. 16, 1886. Notia Is hereby given that the following- named Mttler hu tiled notice of his inteu Uon to make final proof in support ol hi claim, and that aid proof wUl be made be fore the County Clerk of Linn County, at Albany, Ogn on Feb'y 29, 1896, vis: WILLIAM URNENHOFER, Hi E. 79W, for the K K of B W yt and W oft) E H, Sec 32, Tp 12 8, R 1 E. I names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of, aid land, vit: William Allphin, Gov Gaylard, Htephen Powell, Sylvester Burrell, ell of Lebanon, Ogn. Rossiri A. Milled, Hegiater. Legal Blanks For Hale at Thie Office RUPTURE Insturtly Relieves tnd Permanently CURED Knife or 6prtion. Tmtment Absolutely Painlest : CURE EFFECTED from Thro to Six Weeks. WRITE FOR TERMS THE 0. E. MILLER CO. i Keems 7H7, ataraaaas slliUi POSTiARD OXS3Q.1i HIRAM BAKER'S COLUMN. New Goods, New Goods, s Hiram Bakoit . lias a large stock of New Goods,- Every body is cordially invitod to come in and inspect them. 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