A CASE ( I? PLAGIARISM. The younu couple stood on the bank opposite the OadOy contaniplatiiuj Hint email nonse uoai wun somumuig; j less than a feeling of ownership :han , tiioyhadhithertocxperienoeJ. A fiery j little steamer went up the river, and the wares, taking advantajre of the , confusion, ran and kissed the green , bank and were off again before the j preen bank had time to protest rrom the top deck of the Gadfly came a song to the ears of Mr. Stewart, of Throg morton street, and of yonng Mrs. Stewart, that they wore beginning to know quite well, albeit Miss Bagge, the singer, had only been there since the morning. Miss Sagge accom panied herself on the banjo, and ac companied herself all wrong: ;' " I'm s little Alsbenner eooa. Ant been bore very loot." "I wonder," said little Mrs. Stewart "I wonder, now, how many mora times she's goinf to play thatt" "My dear Iotc," said Mr. Stewart, ttmg down on the bank. Don't call me your dear Ion, nry, until that dreadful girl has My dear Mr. Stewart, what ean I j ? 1 cant treat her as we nroaera ;ut a stranger who happens to stroll i lto the house, can 1? Yon wouldn't tare for me to catch hold of her and ; uash her bat in and hustle her out of ; he nlaee." ' "I shouldn't All you have to do is , j Wi3a to Qwd," added the boy, pious i be distant with her." My, "that I was there nab. This pile "One can't be very distant on a small . .use boat" ! "I believe you like Mia Bagg still," aid Mr Stewart j "1 don't mind her when she's stiu," : aid Mr. Stewart "It's whsn she i bobs about and plays that banjo oi hers that she makes me hot" The shrill voice came across tn stream: "Hush a-bye font you ay, mammy's tints P.LtoraMkvouBvouda "Boat ahor." called Stewart The boy on the Gadfly came up from somewhere and pulled over to taem, ' and conveyed them to the houseboat I Hiss Bagge, looking down from be .ween the Chinese lanterns, gave a lit tle shriek of delight as their boat jumped at the side of the Gadfly. "Oh, yon newly-married people," she cried, archly, as she bunched up her :irts andcame skittishly down the :ps; "where have you been? Leaving nor little me alone with my music for ! iscu a time. "Did yon say music Miss Bagger "'Yea, dear Mrs. Stewart My banjo, :on know." "" said little Mrs. Stewart. "Afraid ynu don't Uke plantation melodies, Mrs. Stewart" "I used to think I did, Mia Bagge." Stewart had gone along to get some- thing iced to drink and something in , "How things change, Mrs. Stewart, dont they? I'm sure it doesn't seem aix years ago hem Mr. Stewart and I and ma and two or three others came ; np to Harlow. I think that was long before your day, before you came over ' from Melbourne, and we did really have the most exquisite time." ! "Have yon looked through the even- j tog - pupiir, Miss Bagger' inter rupts little Mrs. Stewart, hurriedly. I "Oh, yes, dear, I've looked through : it twice. One or two most interesting cases." "Where did you put It? I want to see what O'Brien has done for Middle-, sex." "I've dropped it somewhere, aaid I aaid I Miss uagge. -uiuiu me ooy go up i fur my trunk before it gets dark? I ; left it at the station, and I shall have : some more things down next week." "Next week! Miss Bagge put her hand to her brown thin neck and gave a cough of apology. "If I stay longer I shall have to run nn tn tnwn nn Hn.v tn do some shon- ninir." ! Then was a pause. The rings of smoae xrom oiewarte cigar ue other end of the boat floated down by i them. The boy below broke a few j plates and danced a few step of j breakdown to cover the noise. , j "Dear Henry! How the scent of his cigar does remind me of old times! I remember so well that night at Mar- low" "Miss Bagge, will you go and play something?" Miss Bagge went obediently and strummed her banjo, and mentioned once more that she was a little Ala bama coon, and young Mrs. Stewart ran hurriedly to her husband. "I'm going to quarrel with bar," ah said, breathlessly. "That's right," said Henry, calmly; "anything to stop that row." "I'm going to ask her to go baok to town to-night, Henry." "But, my dear, isn't that rather rude?" "Of course it is. That's why I am doing it You'll have to see bar to the stat o." 'II. qtne'i bot-.i begun and 1 1 for f- "(W.!- B:i '!! -ate row wa quickly and . -r. When the last word had n the self-invited guest minutes to write a letter, :!.- pronounced herself ready nr.. s escort to the station, ii are obliged to go, Miss ; htewart politely, important engagement," u tge, trembling, "or I stayed. Good-by, dear i t. I dare say we shall .J;, - ;..) -ld thing happened . As s- I Ins charge into the !,-,.it . i. ' -'i '-'U from her poclcet on t!ie iii-l! of th-; Gadfly. Mrs. Btewart, . in her usiiii! j..oi Uiinpor now -that her liusband's old admirer was departing, I vall-'d to her as soon as she noticed th j lotter; but Miss Bogg paid no atteq. I lion. It almost seemed that ah did not w "t In hear. When Mrs. Stewart pj,. - nu.'i saw that it was adi c n , .. ilenrjr Stewart, Esq., an4 ".sr.: d '-n-itat and coullieutlui," itoui-..-d 't withonta moment' 1st on m jm-j asmln. Jus is the l:ia s!1m for the siusUore. so do I sltfh tor ymi Can you Im agine what sou oro anil over have boen to me) Youun-UlwilOT Ulnj. onJ you Unow fcbat I am your willing alavo. Your laltutuily. -cossuiiob ijaou " Young Mn Stewart sauk down on a low deck-chair and gasped and looked across at the two. "Well," she said, "this now la fear ful." There would be a good half an hour before Ilcnrv returned, and in that good half hour it was nectary to de cide wliat was to he done. What was quite clear was that the creature must have had some encouragement to in duce her to write such a letter, and 'Why, she is taking his arm!" ah cried. Indeed, Miss Constance Bagge was resting her hand upon the arm of Mrs. Stewart's husband. Henry was carry ing her banjo, and, looking back, laughingly waved it at his wife. "Does this mean." asked Mrs. Stew- distractedly, that they will never come baok?" The letter seemed to explain his slight diffidence In agreeing to the lady's dismissal; It explained also why when Miss Bagge had that morning made her unexpected appearance on the bank hailing the boy with a shrill "mi" Henry had only laughed very mUqh. Mrs. Stewart summoned the boy. "Yea, mem, there is a trine up liter than this. It leaves Thame Ditton at eieten fifteen, and you get to good old Waterloo at about ten to twelve. And t lump too quiet for m." That would give half an hour to mk her mind to Henry (if he did come back), just half an hour to ex- tract from him a confession, and then t rush for the last train up. At Water- loo ishe could take a cab to Uncle George'; and If Uncle George couldn't her through, why, nobody could, Uncle George was an agent general He w4a , BterD maD and he treated everybody a. severely a. though they fellow-countrymen. The whlte-flanneled figure earn back to the riverside. "He has managed to say good-bv, then?" said Mrs. Stewart, fiercely. "I should like to have seen the parting." Henry came on board and went straight to her, and, with the assur ance of new husbands, kissed her neck. "She's an impossible creature," aaid Stewart He sat down beside his wife and took an evening paper from his pocket "I believe she took the extra away with her. I've had to buy an other." There was something In little Mrs. Stewart's throat that prevented her for the moment from starting her lec ture. "She waen't so bad, you know," he went on, "in the old days Of course I was a mere youth then. But now she's too terrible for words. I suppose girl,don.tJetmarri,(lthe, get warped and changed. "1 want to speak to you, Henry," she said, steadily. "Oh, bother that boy,"he exclaimed. "We must get rid ot him, dear; he's a nuisance." "It wasn't abont the boy." "Sot the boy? Well, then Hullo 1 Here's a funny case." She went on very quietly: "I want to speak to you seriously, Harry, about a matter that has, by ac cident, come to my notice. I don't want to seem to bother too much about it, and I suppose if 1 were as free some women are 1 shouldn't mind it in the least But my mind is quite mailn nn.! jje wa8 not listening, but her bead was averted, and she went on. ,.j have left the keys in the bed- Toom ,Q mT account book is totaled up to date, with the exception of the bill that came in to-day. There is no , reason why we should hav any high , words" I "I beg your pardon, dear. I haven' ! heard a word that you were saying." He had found the new page in the ' evening paper, and was reading with , much interest a diverting breach of promise case. ..j ffaa only saying" -she raised bar Toice to , 0f distinctness- "that" -Look here; here's an idiotic letter the girl writes to the fellow." "I don't want to hear it, thank yon." "Yea you do. Listen. Thi is how it goes: 'Just a the wind sigh for the seashore, so do I sigh for you.' Why, tbs wind doesn't sigh for the seashore, does it?" "Go on, please," she aaid quickly; "read the rest of the letter. Is it r- ' ally in the paper, Henry?" i "Look for yourself, dear. It's too ! funny for words. 'So do I sigh for ' you. Can you imagine what you are - and ever have been to me? Ton are indeed my king, and you know that I '. am your willing slave.' " "Why," cried Mrs. Stewart, "that' ' word for word the aatne," . "A what?" "It doesn't matter, dear." She took from her blouse the letter that the disappointed Miss Bagge, with deplorable lack of originality, bad copied from the evening paper. "Don't people do some silly things, Winifred, dear, when they are in love?" She took a marguerite from th bowl on the table and stuck it in bis hair. Then she tore np the letter and gave the pieces a little puff to send them out on the stream. "I b'lieve you," said Mr. Stewart "Shall yon want to be rown across for that last trine, mem?" demanded the boy, putting his bead out of a win, -. 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