Lebanon Express. H. Y. KIRKPATRIck, Editor - and - Proprietor The Stmule Dry Sock and Skip building Company has been' awar ded the contract fur tine of the gov' ernnient'a new torpedo boats. The contract price is $100,000, Puget : Sound fir is to be used. A tug left.Jieu Orleans Wednes day with the avowed intention of taking war supplies to the Cuban insurgents. ' The owusr says that he is not violating the neutrality laws, and that the gov ernment can not stop bim. Do you know" of boys and girls who do not attend school who ought to be there? Can you bring any influence to bear to get them into school? ' What better drk can you do? If tbey grow up in ignorance they will be a menace to society and a burden upon it x.ie Atlanta uonstttution sug gests the following remedy for the financial depression from which the country has so long suffered: "Pay out silver bullion in the treasury and use the seigniorage and there will neither ba drain on the gold reserve nor a deficit in treasury." 'President Cleveland can't take nut a life insurance policy because he is too pussy. In other words, his width is largely out of poruor lion to his height. With the amount of avoirdupois Grover packs around, he would cecessarily hove to be over eight feet in height '.before the insurance companies would take him as a risk and they say he's already full grown. Whenever you find a man find- in fault with a local paper, open it up, and ten to one he hasn't an ii-isi-rtiMiuieiit; five tt one he never .,.ve il a job of work; three to one dot not take the paper; two to imk' that if hi: is a . beuriber, he is delinquent; even odds he never does anything that will assist the I nlilifher to fun a good paper, and f irty to one that if the paper is ft good one and full of life, he is the most eager to see the paper wben it comes out. Ex. , A newspaper can be loyal to itr party and an efficient leader, and still be fearless and independent in advocating the best interests of the people. But it cannot fill this field when it is tied to the patron age power, Bnd allows it to pull very string that regulates its con duct. Papers that subyert prin ciple for gain, that compromise honor for patronage, that dictate to their betters, may be considered by some as great and progressive sheets, but the ' time . will come when the people willlearn to em brace the truth, and relegate such imposters (3 the rear , Local editors will agree with the ' following from the quill of one of them, "Newspaper men are bLtmed with a lot of things they cannot help; such as using partiality in mentionbgvisitors,giving the news about some folks and leaving out others, etc. . He simply prints the news he can find. Some people in form him about such things and others do not. - An editor should not be expected to know the name and residence of all your uncles, aunts and cousins, even if he should see them get off -nd on the train. Tell us about it. Its news that makes a newspaper, and every man, woman and child can be an associate editor if they would." Insure your property with Peterson A Adurews. They are agents for the Old Reliable, Home Mutual, .New Zealand, Springfield of UaseaotiuMtts, Continental, aud other good, reliable omtipaiilm. ( ' LEBANON PRODUCE MAFKE. fChamwl Krery Wwk.l . : Wheat-87e. : ; Oats-12lo 16c , Hay 13 to $6 per ton. Flour-t0 7886. per sack, ; ;f. Chop 10 90 per cwt. . . . Bran 75e per-owti t Middlings $0 76 per cwt. Potatoes 25o. Apples Dried, oe per lb Plums Dried, So. Onions 2ii. Beef-Dressed, 4)o. . ' Vel-flj4c. ' Pork Dressed, 4. ; Lard10. 1 Hams 10 per lb. Bhoulders (Sc. Bides 10c per lb. Oeeso SI 15 per dox. Ducks $2 S3 per dost. Chiekens-42 003 00. Turkeys 8o per lb. ' " Eggs 15e lerdos. Butter 16 20c pet lb. Hide Green, 6c; dry, lOe. FOR GENUINE Oliver CB1LLED Plows Extras and Repairs :" 1 Go to HOPKINS BROS. Swessson to Kn&pp, Barren e Company, Sole Avents Yw TJ . Tl. I.. Oliver Cnilled Plows, 1 k Harrowe,I)rills,&e. Albany, Or. Prof. A. STARK Or Will A Btark, Jewelers Optical Specialist. Graduate of the Cleago Optbalrulo College. I am prepared to examine scientifi cally and aocuratly, by the latest and improved methods of modern science, any who desire to have their eyes, tes ted. .'.''' Cuslck Block, ALBANf , ORKOON. Final Account Notice is hereby Riven, that the under signed executor of the estate of Moses BUM, deceated. hu Sled, with the clerk of the county court of linn county, Oregon. bfcs final account in the above named estate and that Uie Judge of said court has fixed Monday, the 4th day of November, 1895, at II o'clock a. to.,' of said day, at the county court room of said county, as the time aud place for bearing objections, if apy there be, to said account and the settlement of aid estate. Guaoi H. Blasd, This th,day Executor of estate Of of Sept. 1886. , Hoses Bland, dec'd, Atty. for Executor. Conseryatory of. Music ALBANY COLLEGE, , ALBANY, OREGON, Prof. Z. M. Paryin, musical Director formerly of Willamette Uulver1ty,has been elected Director for the coming school year. Full Courses In the Important branches of Muslo, Latest inetbuds. Fine music rooms. Prices low for grade of work. Diplomas eonfered on completion of course. Term beiriiis September 11 til Bend for circular aud catalogue. W. H. LEE, A. M., Pres., Albany, Oregon, Mayer k Klwlirough want your: produce. If you want to buy property call on or write Peterson Andrews. j If you desire to purchase property at a bargain, call ou M. A. Miller. Ladies and children Jackets of new est designs at Bead, Peacock A Co. George nice writes all hinds of In su ranee, and solicits a share of your patronage. State Normal School, Drain, Oregon. Writ for catalogue. Free, Louis Bsrsee, president. All knowing thtmselvat tndebud to will plswM wit and atuis at i.cittua. 'J'Z ' a A i I acgsgi V, X ' 8 1 " "awl STORIES ABOUT THIEVES. (ire ImfnSM oi Coiualaed lofualtr tad bMBwrato CooUmm, . - The proprietor of a large jowelrj house iu Cincinnati can soarcely have forgotten fall experience with an ex port knave, says the Chicago Inter Ooeaa. It was .along toward nooa one Tory hot day in the summer of 1875 when a ministerial-appearing fellow In a black suit, with a white tie, entered the store.. He leisurely walked to the show ease and asked to see some diamond studs. Alter some hesitation he bought a small stone, tor which ho paid M., Be men wished to took at some rings thought of making bis wife a present. As he lollowed the olerk to tho show ease containing the diamond rings he be gan to eat an apple. Several valuable gems were looked at with dissatisfac tion. One valued at 1500 pleased' him, but was aot just what he wanted. At length he saw one in the case he thought was Just the thing. As the olerk reached to get it the parson-like customer pressed the 1500 ring deep Into the apple he was eating and cleverly tossed it out of the door. The clerk didn't notice the move, but a fellow who was standing on the outside did, and hasti ly picked up the apple and departed. The diamond purchaser decided aot to get his wife a present till another day. He was on the point of leaving when the clerk missed the ring. "Waits minute, please," called the olerk, who was nervously looking over the tray. "I can not find that large dia mond ring you were looking at" The sanctimonious gentleman in black at once returned and remarked that the clerk must be mistaken. The search continued, but it was fruitless. The proprietor was oalled, and in a very austere and blunt way insinuated that it might be found In the folds of ths ring-buyer's garments. "I am Bev. Sr. G n," said the customer, In tones of excited wrath, naming a olergyman who lived in a vil lage about thirty milesdlstantj "and I'll give you to understand that I did not come here to be insulted." Well, the proprietor became angry and called a policeman, and the alleged olergyman was removed to a back room, protesting indignantly at the treatment A short consultation was held, and a telegram was sent to the address given by the prisoner, making inquiry as to bis character and whereabouts. There ply was slow in coming, and it was de- cuea to search tne prisoner, lie was forced to strip, and every fold and crease in his olothes wss searched. It is needless to say the ring was not found. The telegram to the village, thirty miles away, came, saying that Bev. Dr. 0 n was one of the most reliable men in the town, and that he was visit ing friends in Cincinnati. ' Up to this time the proprietor had been of the opinion that the customer was a pious fraud, but the telegram ohanged his tune. He wanted to make amends right away. The parson talked heavy dam ages and law, but was at length soothed to silence by four crisp (100 bills. In some way the story of the minister's Insult leaked out His friends heard it amUaked-him about U. In the end1 he H calleuat tne jew....,, a tore, to auo auoui, it and the proprietor was not a little amazed to find he had been duped. De tectives were at once put on the ease, and in a few days arrested the bogus clergyman and bis confederate trying to pawn the ring. Tbey were the notorious "Frenchy" La Mountain and Cal Dun can. -. " A night watchman who was employed to protect a jewelry store in Denver against the ravages of thieves was neat ly outwitted by the notorious Billy For rester some years before his death. Tho prm carried an immense stock of gems and kept them in a large old-fashioned bafo. Forrester had by long years' ex perience become so familiar with safes of that pattern that he could tell when to reverse and when to turn the knob forward by placing his ear close to the door above the combination, and in this way could open tbe safe in a short time. By taking a wax impression of the key bole he made a key for' the front door. Having previously located the safe in the store, he was now ready to begin. It was a cold, snowy, stormy night about ten o'clock, and Forrester walked up to tbe store with an air of ownership and unlocked the door, He carried a small sample case in his hand. Going in, he turned up the gas in tbe rear of the stare end then shook down tbe stove. He leisurely worked the combination to the safe, and in less than half an hour J! Catarrh Cannot be Cured, with LOCAL AH'LICATIONB, as lltsy oannot maoh the seat of ths disease. Ca tarrh Is a blood or constitutional disease, snd In onler In euie it yon must take Inter nal remedies. Hull's Catarrh Cure il taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. 'Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians In this coun try for years, aud is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purilters, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two lngnd Inets is what produces such wonderful re sults in curing Catarrh. Send for testimo nials, free. - F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O. sWBold by druggists, 7oo. Final Account. Notice is hereby given that ths under signed administrator of the estate of John U. J. Lnveall, deceased, has filed his final account in the above named estate, with the clerk of the county oourt of Linn coun ty, Oregon, and the court has ttxed Hatur- day, the 12th day of October, 1886, at 11 o'clock a. m., at the county court room, at Albany, Linn county, Oregon, as the time and place for hearing objections, if any, to said account and the settlement of said estate. J. H. Lovsau, This Snd Sept, 1886. Admr, rUa't,M.t)ABUHD, Atty. for Admr. Admlnlsitrlotrlx'a Notion, Notice is hereby given, tbst by onier of the county court of Unn county, Oregon, the undersigned has been duly appointed snd is now the dulv qualified acting admin istratrix of the estate of W. A. Bishop, of said county, deceased. All parlies having claims against said estate are hereby re quired to present tbe same, duly verilled, to the undersigned, within six months from the 12th day of July, WW, the first publication of tnis notice, at the office of Sam'l H. Garland, Lebanon, Oregon, Hassia R. hisaor, Bm'l H. Gailakd, Administratrix Atty. for Admr'x. of the Kstats of W. A. Bishop, deeeased. The Champion Hills 1 .' ' ! 'V So t Genial Exchange Boslniss Giving to lbs. beat Floral Or 60 lbs. 2nd grade " j For 1 bu.wheat. Always prepared to give the highest cash prices for wheat on wagon or wheat stored. Seed wheat cleaned or chopping done on any day in the week. Retail dealers should call and get our lowest prices on flour and feed. G. W. ALDEICH i LEBANON, OREGON. Is Your Child Going to College? Have him fitted at the SANTIAM ACADEMY Thourough preperation for all collegiate courses, Certificates admit to the leading Colleges on the coast, Normal Department cradu- ates obtain Stjil nnH T iforli- ta UA kAhu 1,1m .J J-ll I wortt Music, Art, Book, this very interesting point the night keeping. Specialties, health and outdoor life, small clas ses and instruction for the in dividual. Winter term opens Sept 23. Tuition $6.50 and $10.00 per term, oena tor catalogue. S. A. RANDLB, A.M., Principal. watchman came In. "Good evening," said the cordial burglar, as he continued to remove val uables from the safe to his sample case. "I'm packing up my samples," went on the thief, suavely. "Going out on the road in the morning, and thought I would got ready to-night. Tlierol isn't that a beauty?" he asked, holding out an elegant Jurgensen for the watchman to examine. In this way Forrester packed over 89,000 worth of gems and watches into bis sample-case, chatting cheerfully with the night watchman all the while. As he was shout to olose his sample case he stopped suddenly ss if struck by a happy thought and then picked up a very pretty ring. Turning to the watch man he asked him if he had a wife. The watchman bad, and with a careless laugh Forrester tossed him tbe ring, saying: "Give her that, and tell her it Is a mark of appreciation for the faith ful services rendered by her husband." The brilliant guardian of other peo ple's property wss delighted, snd wss unusually wide awake all tbe rest of the night It was not until tbs next morn ing tbst he became aware of the hoax that had been practiced upon blm. For rester by that time was well out of the way, and his connection with tbe rob bery was not discovered till a few days before his death) when he confessed It, SnvKif ions of Mrs. Keslah Keerlham. oi Lewlsham, Eng., were at one time members of a British rmrlmnni . unit fought shoulder to shoulder, tihs.wo lately sompoUid to seek assistance fescs to town authorities, i i tWiuetosi STARTLING LOW PRICER IN HARNESS and SADDLERY Power & Tomliri8on ARE THE LEADERS. Having consolidated the two entire stocks of E. L. Power and J. L. 'J'omlinson, Now located on Second Street ALBANY . OfiEOON. Qln tfaiai i tin. Fetherbone Corsets Better Than All Other 1st. They Fit Buttor 2d. 'fury Wear Hotter. 8d. Tlioy nro More Stylish. 4th. They are Clienper. 5th. They lire More Comfortable. ne um 'NVDIU3IW 'OOZVWV1VX a2amiQrneeif erofl 03 J3SJ03 9U0qj9lB9j sntfis. asn9 'is JW.flSsJj.. ll Xeuooi t'f '' i ' HXjoinm SMSBBtpiSU sw Jea siSusri voiis 'Xuo- ummu lIS re nuoj ISM jog tID ispour jMtji.i HIRAM BAKER, The Leading Dealer In Dry Goods, Clothing, Boots, Shoes, Notions, Etc Lebanon, Oregon. I'RI 5 I : GIVE 3SSSSSS3SSSSeSSgi PAAS ONE RELIEF. Albany Furniture Co. " (INCORPORATED) BALTIMORE BLOCK, Albany, Oregon. Furniture, Carpets, Linoleums, mattin;, etc. Pictures and Picture molding. Undertaking a Specialty. ALBANY COLLEGE. On the 11th of September. rh finllr, twenty-ninth year, with a full corps of instructors, and all lul fttiiuug a complete education. The, 1 1 . , . r. vW.,yn, no, uuiuuier" u. uru, JB uj,en ior tnose who are aiming to pursue a business .career Careful attention will be paid to those wuU UCBlJe iu eiuer our normal course A Conservatory of Music under the efficient rnnrm.rfimnt f p..p - m t... has been established. 0 j Collegiate oourses leading up to the degrees of A. ndJ. S. Catalogue on application WALLACE H. LEE, A, M., President