Lebanon Express.
H. Y. KIRKPATRICK,
Editor - and - Proprietor,
An exchange remarks Hint. Mr.
, Cleveland Bhould take the baby
over to the Benate, and have it
amused.
We are glad to add The Sian
printed at the Oregon school for
aeat mutes, to our exchange hat,
it ib a Drignt. newsy little sheet.
We notice by the dispatches that
congress is cutting on some ot the
useless committee clerkships. This
example snouia be tollowed by
uregon s next iegistature.
A notice posted on the front door
ot a suspended western bank read
"Ihis bank has not busted. It
owes the people $36,000, and the
people owe it $55,000. It is the
people that are busted. When they
pay us we win pay mem. fcx.
Publio sentiment is rapidly
growing against Congressional filli
bustering. When the people elect
a majority in congress they expect
that majority to legislate. When
the minority is given an opportu
nity to express its reasons for op
posing legislation it hus all the
rights to which it is entitled. Ex.
W. C. Rochester, a voung en
graver of Ottowa, says he has
sold a patent ot his own invention
for n lithographic color printing
press for $60,000, to a German firm.
The point of the invention is that
it will lithograph at one impres-.-sifm
any number of colors up to
82. Mr. Rochester will go to Ger
many next month to superintend
the construction of the new ma
chine, which will be a large and
xi)ensive affair.
At last there is to be a fish way
constructed at the fulls of the Wil
lamette at Oregon City. In the
opinion of TJ. 6. Fish Commissioner
i uLnmaiu tne construction ot this
poh 'lSe"wa.v wi" be of incalculable
berrdi.'' to tne uPPer Willamette
and ta it. 'ie &man industry of the
-'BtaL Ti.'e fishway is to be con
Btrued Ut der tne provisions of
the bill introa'uced in the ieS'-
ire by Represe.'ltlltlve M. A. Mil
ler, of this place.
PARALYSIS AND 8PEE.
One of the most noticeable results ot
a alight attack of paralysis It the tend
ency to substitute the wrong word or
Ten sentence lor that which Is Intend
ed, quite unconsciously on the part of the
speaker, who oannot comprehend why
he is not understood To a patient who
nit very much discoursed because h
skad to hsre the window shut when
ha meant to aay: "Fetch me some wa
ter," Dr. A , who is a noted specialist
In such troubles, says the Mew York
Tribune, related the following incident:
"A prominent man In Boston, who had
a slight shock but who apparently had
quite recovered, wished some nails and
went into a hardware shop to purchase
litem. '1 want a doien or so of arch
angels,' he said to the somewhat mv.iti-
led clerk. 'We do not keep them, sir,'
was the response. 'That Is odd,' said
Mr. B , and he went Into another
shop and asked again for archangels.
Again the smiling clerk told him that
they did not have them. Quite rexed
at his failure to procure such simple
tnlngs as some small nails, he tried the
third time with like result, and finally
gare it up in despair. '1 nerer saw any
thing like the stupidity of these shop
keepers, he declared to his wife at
dinner. 'I went into three hardware
shops after archangels and could not
get them.' 'After whatl' exclaimed his
wife; and it was not until she had ex
plained her astonishment that he real
ized what a mistake he had made."
The Cascade range forest reserve
created by presidential proclaiija
tion, includes a strip of country
extending all the way across the
state of Oregon in the north to
Crater lake in the south, 2.30 miles
' iMg and 30 miles wide, embracing
,00,000 acres. The reserve is set
jart principally to protect timber
itid water supplies, though for the
present it shuts off all entries for
' settlement thereon. It is probable
however that it may be opened for
mining pnrposes should mineral
we ilt'u ui discovered. A similar
proclamation was also issued set
ting aside "Ashland reserve," also
in Oregon, having an area of 20,000
cres, and calculated particu'ir!y
to protect the water supply of Ash
land, Ore. The reserve in the Cas
cade mountains will not interfere
very much with settlers, as it cov
ers mostly the summit of the
mountains, where growth of all
kinds is stunted, the best timber
being on lower altitudes.
Many people just at this time
think that newspaper men are per
sistent dunners. And, in one sense,
they are right; newspaper men are
tireless dunners, because they have
to be. The way of comparing the
business of a newspaper with other
business, an exchange says: "Let
us suppose a farmer raises 1,000
hushels of wheat a year, and sells
this to 1,000 persons in all parts of
the country, a great portion of
them say: 'I will hand you a dol
lar in a short time.' The farmer
does not want to be small, and savs
'all right.' Soon his 1,000 bushels
are gone but he has fooled away
his whole crop and its value to him
is due him in his business. His
debtors, each owing him one dol
lar, treat it as a small matter and
think it would not help much.
Continue this kind of business
year in and year out as the pub
lisher does, and how long would he
stand it? A moment's thought
would convince anyono that the
.editor has good cause for persistent
.dunning."
Lebanon
Meat Market,
WEISNER & BUHL, Proprs.
Fresh & Salted B:ef Pork,
Mutton, Sausas Bo.
lojna, aid Ham,
JfcSTBacon and Lard Always on Hand.
Main Htrei't, Lebanon, Or.
g&y MONEY
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GONUN'S NHW BUILDING, lootWd at km
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rs THE OBBUOfUAN baa (alt Iha need of
a new and eomraodtout bulldiua; ambraalnc
all the modern iraprovamanta, with the Utet
Improved machinery lor turning out a me
tropolitan paper. It now haa It, and one that
Iha whole Paofflo Coast nay justly feel proud
of. as It la certainly toe flat-it on the coast.
Now that THE Ofti'.UONiAN U tettletl in
this new home It (eels like alvlnr Its many
friends a benefit. It makes this special offer
to those who renew their subserlptiou, or to
those who aubaarlba prior to tfeptenba Ut,
to send the
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This baitir the diill season of theysar, THE
OKKGONIAK beliv4bn benefit ol this kind
will he (treatly appi'JCtutd. .'lease stand 1"
your u1)-ri ti'i itanm n nonlble. When
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