1 J "' I STUDYING HUMANITY. Oontraetetl tlfe ami Death Projeot th Mlnri Into the Future. Very little respoct ib shown the rrlylreHe(lHtraiip;orinNew York, tlmt reHpout, however, New York 1h not widely different from other big itien of the world. The greater the crowd the greater the rash, and the greater the rush the lean time we Jiave to luquire into the condition of our fellow man. We are mora like ly to take him as ho appears to be. If a man he well dressed and clean and hears upon his oxtorior the man ners of a gontleman well, we call him a gentleman, and let him go at that If he looks like a loufor or acts like a loafer, weset him down as loafer. In eithor case we may be mistaken, but it goes. We haven't time to investigate closely. If we hod, life is so awfully short we would probably devote the time to something more cougoniul. Knowing this, I always feel an un usual interest (n the little knot of my follow creatures in front of the William street Burgeons' supplies window. There is always about the name uuralier of people there men and boys very seldom personsof the opposite sex. Business mon, clerks, messenger boys, vagrants all en gaged in the noblest study of man kindman. It is barely possible the poet dirtn't have this particular les son in bis mind when he wrote. It consists of the white and disor ganized bones of some individual whose usefulness on eurth closed not with the end of the thing men call life. Arranged in a New York show window with an artistic hand these relics of one who was horn, lived, had a career and died appeal to the ye of the living by way of instruc tion, curiosity und entertainment No fashionable garments from the skilled bund of the London tailor proclaim this a gentleman. No foul smelling rugs call upon us to despise him. He neither patronizes nor commands, is neither a beggar nor a borrower. He claims our passing attention by neither dirt nor dia monds. He neither articulates nor is articulated. Yot there isacertian fascination In his very disorder. You find it dif ficult to pass without counting up his various particles, just to Bee if they are afl there, although you know it could make no possible dif ference to cither you or him. With the same want of reason you feel as If you must object to the arrange ment of his ribs one being in the wrong plaoe but you are restrained by conventionality. And when you join the great pushing throng still on earth you wondor, mechanically, whether the bones of any of those who are now jostbn you and against whom you jostle will ever serve so useful a turn, and if so, would the present William street style of wearing the hat affect the futureBituationl New York Herald. A Stimuli Bird. The old fable of the selfish dog was admirably illustrated theothor Sunday in the little "zoo" in Central park. Only it wasn tadog. It was a thing which is commonly supposed to be a bird, and a remarkably funny looking bird at that This ornitho logical specimen bos a very long and flat bill, from which 1 suppose it de rives its name, if, by the way, that is its name, of which fact I am not exactly sure, but it fits him anyway. To roturn to the story, this "spoon bill, or "pelican, or dodo, or whatever it was, had taken its seat on the only box of food in one of the large aviaiios. The cage contained, besides this creature, half a dozen pheasants, a seagull, and some other specimens of bird life, names unknown. The ef forts of these to obtain some food without the spoonbill seeing them were ludicrous in the extreme. The spoonbill bad a long, very long cork screw neck, and no matter from which point the uuf ortuate occupants of the cage approached the box be always saw them and went for them with his enormous beak. . He didn't eat anything himself, nor did he appear to want to, but he sat steadily on the spot, and the others went hungry. I would have given something to have bundled him off, but he was too far from the edge of the cage, and there were no keepers to be seen. New York Horald. Whrnevnr ft lover throws hid sweetheart a kiss lie lsgoncrallyln thulastthroesof parting. BOITT'S OAK OROVK SCHOOL, Millhrae. San Mateo county, Cal. A tint. eland home school for boys. Beautiful sur round ingfl. Superior instruction. The best of care. Its graduates for 1H9.H are admitted to the State U mversitv or Btanlora U mver- ulty withont examination, i'nmber of pu piiB limited. Fall term commences August 1. wend lor catalogue, ana mention tnis Saper. Ira (i. Hoitt, Ph. 11., Master, ex tate Superintendent Public Instruction. Novelist I'd like to have ffl? heroine do some" thlnir aljsohitelv iinfniiid" Friend YosT Why drm't you huvu hor faint when there's no one looking? DKCIUKIILT SHAKY A trembllne hnnd. an uncertain step, fldeetl- neHH, Indicated by restless shifting from one place or posture to another, usually mental an noyance ai unexpectea noises, are among me Indications of extreme nervousness. These seem trifling, but the health of men and women in this condition Is "decidedly shaky," liable to be overthrown disastrously by causes which the vigorous might defy. To fortify the ner vous system general vigor must, through the medium of reinforced digestion and a renewal of an impaired power of sleeping at night, be raided to a healthful standard. A guarantee of this is ilostelter's Stomach Sitters, wblcb re establishes digestion, bile secretion and the habit of body on a permanently regular basis, thus renewing that bodily equilibrium, which Is followed by a gain of strength and nerve traiiuulllltv. For kldnev eommaint. rheuma tism, ueurslgla, and a a preventive of the first attack or sulisequeiit return of malsrial disor ders, this medicine is without a peer. Thrice dally take a wlneglassf ul. Mrs. Younglove Shull you expect me o hake my own bread? Mr. YoHtiglove Just its you prefer, dt'ttrest; but you needn't bother about baking mine. TKIlirjTK. PRINTERS Ai PUBLISHERS -WILL FIND A FULL LINE OF- TYPE, PRESSES, Printing Material and lacier) For sale at lowest prices and most advantageous terms at PALMER & REY TYPE FOUNDRY, Corner Front and Alder Streets, PORTLAND, OR.1 0T" Write for priceB and terms before buying elsewhere. I'lety and Fresh Air. . It is not ulways the dullest or the most immoral people who nod in church or who fail to get anything out of the sonnon. very often it is those who are Busceptible to atmos' pheric conditions. It sometimes seems m if there had been some idea of in consistency between piety and fresh air when the most of our churches were built. Scarcely a church in this city can be properly ventilated when it is filled with a large congregation. Either there is intense heat and foul air or windows are opened in such a way as to produce a draft and send cold chills creeping up and down one's back. After services are concluded, at the time when all doors and windows should be thrown wide on, every thing is closed, and the stale and polluted air is shut up for the next meeting. A man or woman may be moved by a powerful discourse, made penitent by fervent prayer or up lifted by btiautiful music in such an atmosphere, but it iB deadly difficult, and in nine easea out of ten there will beno such result. It is easier to be good when one is healthy and vital, and there is no condition so essential to health and vigor as pure, untainted fresh air. Ohio State Journal. While it ii over thirty years ago since Allcock's Fobocb Plasters were first In troduced to the medical profession and public, the marked success and unprece dented popularity which they met with not only continues, but steadily increases. No other plasters have been produced which train so many testimonials of high value as those continuously acoorded to Ali.oock's Pouong Plasters, and the only motive for these exceptional tributes lies in the fact of their being a medicinal and pharmaceutical preparation of superior value. Additional proof of the true value of Alloocx's Pon tine i lastkbs lies in tne iaoi mat tney are being largely imitated by unscrupulous persons, who seek to deceive the pubiio by ottering piasters which they claim to he the 'nini'' "(wiiml" "as iMittd." "better.' best norous plaster." etc., while it is iu general appearance only that they resem ble allcock'S. everyone oi tne so-oatieo orous plasters are mutations of Allooce's 'ouons Plasters. Avoid dealers who attempt to palm off interior ana wortmess piasters mat are purchased by them at low rates for the purpose of substitution. The mittrlraonial nice in often begun at a rat tling gate. There is more catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, (3ns Sots- 50ct&.and (l.Wper Bottle; One cent a dose This Great Comra where all others fail. Coughs, Croup, Bore iu, wnooptnr cougn ana MumoUca It nas no rival: has cured thousands, and will CURB TOU if Throat, Hoarseness, taken In time. antaa. For a BHIL0H8 BELLADONNA PLASTER.250. s: nvftrniiCHfiirrli? This remedvis guaran teed to cure you, Prioe,Wcu. Injector tree. and until the laht few years was supposed to be A Krcai many years aoeuint pro nounced it a local disease and prescribed local Presidents and Flowers. Railroad presidents and bank presi dents all seem to have an equal fond ness for (lowers, but some are en abled by circumstances to indulge that fondness to a larger extent than others. Sumuul Sloan, for instance, has an extensive hothouse up the Hudson to draw upon, and the desk of the president of the Lackawanna road is seldom without its two or three vaBes of fragrant flowers, both Winter and Bummor. Jay Gould used to have flowers sent down from Irv ington daily for his office as woll as his house. In the budding and bloom ing monthB of early summer Chaun coy M. I lepew al ways has a profusion of flowers ubout him. C. P. Hunt ington is another railroad magnate who is very fond of flowers. Almost invariably a bunch of bright hucd blossoms is placed on his desk each morning. New York Times. A Natural Curiosity In Arlsona. In the extreme eastern edge of Ari cona, some 40 miles west by south of that remote pueblo, Juni, N. M., there iB a most remarkable natural phe nomenona groat, shallow salt lake in a bowllike depression, the sink it self being some hundreds of feet deep and three miles across. The basin . all that portion of it not tulton up by the lake is darling white with mil lions upon millions of suit crystals. In the center of the lake rises what appears to he a cone shaped volcanic peak. Should you take the trouble to ford the lake and explore this peak a task neither disagreeable nor tlan feerouB you will find instead of a water of smoking, seething mud a miniature lake in the middle of the peak clear as crystal and as pure as any Bpring water. St. Louis Bepub , lie. . . i I In Boston. v ' ' ' , " Tourist rd like a conveyance this afternoon at 4 o'clock. , , Livexymua Yes, sir. Do you mean a vehicle or a blank legal form for the conveyance of real estatof Har- An Inuldent of Mr. Blaine's Life. "I am reminded of an incident," aid Major Piimr of the life saving service, "coming under my observa tion that illustrated Mr. Blaine's gen erosity. About IB years ago he re Bided at Fifteenth and I streets north west. When the streets were mud dy a little darky would sweep the orossmg. urn- ilay 1 aslced mm bow much he would make in a day. He replied that it depended entirely upou whether Mr. Blaine came his way or not. 'He alers puts his hand in his pocket,' the little follow said, 'an whatever comes out goes to me. Sometimes it's a half dollar piece.' The little codger also said that Mr. Corcoran never failod to remunerate him, and that as soon as these two gentlemen had crossed he would quit work for the day." Washington Star. ' Fast Driving. The young mau had been arrested for fast driving, aud the judge ques tioned him. "You have been arrested for fast driving," said the court. "Yes, your honor, but the charge isnttrue." "The arresting officer says you wore going a 3-uuuute gait." "I wasn't timing the horse, your honor, hut I have a dozen witnesses who will swear they passed me with their teams, and every one howled and asked me why I didnt have a horse that could go out of a walk." "That's so, yer honor," put in the policeman innocently ; ?'he's the only wan av thim Oi cud catch, bad cess tothim." The judge dwmissod the case.- remedies, and bv oonstantlv failing to cure With local treatment pronounced it incurable. Sci ence has Droren catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires coaslitutioual treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure.raatiufsctured by F. J. Cheney it Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It Is taken lnturnallyin doses from ten drops to ateaspoon fui. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfsces uf the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it falls to cure. Send for ctrouiars ano losumoniHia. Auuress F. J. CH ENEY it CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by druggists; 75 cents. TJie Snameline Stove Polish; no dust, no ameU. Tbt Germxa for breakfast. 'August aw Vsar ai at Flower Miss C. G. McClavB, School teacher, Park Place, Elmint, N. Y. This Spring while away irom home teaching my first term in a country school I was perfectly wretched with that human agony called dyspepsia. After dieting for two weeks and getting no better, a friend wrote me, suggesting that I take August flower. The very next day I purchased a bottle. I am de lighted to say that August Flower helped me so that I have quite re covered irom my indisposition. , 9 rwn mma op womew need Lir. riercei Favorite Prescrip tionthose who wmit to be made strong, and those who want to be made well. It builds up, invigor ates, regulates, and cures. It's for young girls just entering womannoou ; iur women who have reached the critical "change of life"; for women expecU ing to become mothers ; for mothers who are nursine and exhausted : for every woman who la run-down, delicate, or overwomea. For all the disorders, diseases, and weaknesses of women, "Favorite Pre scription" is the only remedy ao unfail ine that It can be guaranteed. If It doesn't beuefit or cure, In every case, the money will be returned. RLOOD POISON m AnAIH'W Prhiiarv. Hocond- A OrCVIAbl.l irr or TerUarr Byphtlls pormBDontlT enva& In 16 to 85 days. You otui bo trouuxl at home for tho name price and tho Bat)ieffuainiitei!wlta those who prof or to oomo hero we will contract to cure tlioa. or refund money and nay erprni&o of coming, railroad fare and houA kin. if fi.li tsi mint. . if fiu hnvfl tnjten mer- cury, Iodide poiuntiaad atlll bare aches and linS, JBVUCOUBJ-WMinWBilullluui.il, urvn 'iBiwleatCouper-oIored HitotUleeraon any rarb of the body, Huir or Hyoorowa fumnir out; it Is this IfyphUltlC SMWU FOlNOIt obstinate caaea and challenge the world for n com we cannot care I'lilsdlseosebaB always bnfliea me bimh oi me nwiwiBiira " aiukA.iiAA nnitAl behind our uncondi tional TOnraatee. A XfOlU W P rM" mi 11 v w-ium i ju application. Address COOK KEMEJttX IU, Suffered Every Hinute Bintw I oamo ontof the war, with catarrh In my huudaCluroQio (ll)ioand ihourafttism'auya Jfcr. J. G. AuUorson. or. boiittdalo, Via, "I had piling ult ovur.1 me. my rtahtwiu dUn-iitUlicre ictnned to be bolting anofifcR bufoie my eyus. 'i'lie food 1 ato Beamed like ItiaU in my tomaih. Htxxl'B BursaimrHln and Hood's Finn did me more (rood than auyth'.itfrelse. All my diBflKreoable aymploms have guno." Dir. )J. O Anderson HOOD'S CURES Hood's Pills mreonu -aflon by restoring HAVE YOU GOT PILES ITCEtSO PILES known bjr raolituf liHO pOMpititlQl. MUM tataOM HoWllf whtm wurin. Tills form aud BLJ-ND. : Y1KLD ATONCIC TO nn no caii Vive Oil B DCUCHV whtnh aoui dlreotiv on parts effected, btorljotumorfl1i.nysttoiajtiefleotrna p..muniontmi. Priae 600, jDniRtfiBQi Uotunnptivea and people Who have weak lungs or Asth ma.el)ou)dUM Fiw'flCuroJor ConBiimptlon. St naa eared thoauuidi. ithM not Injur- fd one. it In not bud to take, ttatbe bflatoontthttymp. Sold everywhfire. e. ;E promptly cures PruggiBta on a BTuar Back or Chpgu use HILOHS JCATARRH REMEDY. Hercules Gas Engina iuab vsa uaovianai HuKto lor Powar or Pumping Purpoaw. Tba Cbaapsst Ttellabla Oat BaaiM oattMUraat, Out or Edomh ruaaa. , Wm SfanpUolty U Beati the World. It olu Itself from aBeaerrolr, " Vo Carbturetor to get out of otdaat Ko Batterlea or Kloctrlo Bparlw II imm wtm aOaearor Grade of Oaaollu lliai aaf otnat niae. aan vos cataUMim to . PALMER & REY, MANUFACTUitnt, UtiaffMnmllluFtitl.tl A-RD PORTLAND, OBBOOM. ii ROLLERS THIS IS THB TIMB TO order your SUMMER ROLLERS. You want the best ; that's the only kind we deal In. Then send your order for the BEST ROLLERS and INKS to PALMER & KEY TYra, F PRY, PoaTLaMO, Oa. Brooklyn Hotel 208-212 Bush St., San Francises. ' This favorite hotel is under the manatresaent Of CHAKLE8 MONTGOMERY, and is tu good if not the best Family and Business Men's Hotel in San Francisco. Home Comforts! Cuisine Unexcelled ! First-class service and the highest standard ot respectability guaranteed, our rooms cannot be mrpaxstd for neatmsg and comfort. Board and room per day, 11.25, fl.6u, 11.75 and '2.U0; board and room per week, 7 to (12; single rooma, 6pt to 1. Free coach to and from hotel, DR. GUMS ONION SYRUP iFOR COUGHS, COLDS AHO CROOK GRANDMOTHER'S ADVICE. ttQOOO GIVEN AWAY to those guessing ni'ttrost the number of Visitors at tho VYWlii'u Vair Vurtiouara iDO and our treatitwon Prevention.. x w and Cure of private Mule ttudrHhC Feurnle dim'ttsoB all sent AgentB wanted. Standard Remedy Co., Seattle. SOCIETY BADGES A. FELDENHKIM. ER, Leading Jew eler of the Pacific Northwest, keeps a large stock ef all SECRET 80CIETY BADGES on hand, , Best goods at low est figures. Badges made to order. fnrtsirurafniily of nine children, nr only tt. Bold sveryWhert. Largo bottle 60 oankv dy for Coughs, Colds and Croup wu onion gyro p. Ik b Juit as effeotiva to-day as it was forty yean f o. Now ipy grandottildrea Uka Dr. Gunn'i Onion Syrup which Is slretady prepared ad tnorr pleassBt to thai TtUtDOiutMUtutotwit Tbaro' nothlag as good. FRAZER AXLE GREASF BestintheWorld! Get the Genuine! Sold Everywhere! MRS. WINSLOW'S 8WuV"8 FOR CHILDREN TEETHING FarMlbyallDrgU. S5 CwiU bf-ttl. FK ANU WOOLLY, Agent, Portland, Or, YOUNO MENI Th Specific A No. I. On res, without' fail, all cams of ttoan hva and tile, no matter of bow long standing. Prevent stricture, It being mi in terual remedy. Cures wlien everyUiuig else baa failed. Sold by all Druggtuta. Uaiiutcmrers;TbeA.8choenheK'MedVdn rrlcr. 8.00. , Co., Baa Jose.-Cai. t "DON'T BORROW TROUBLE." BUY S A POLIO IN CHEAPER THE END. RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF iloore's Revealed Remedy. AsroBU, OaKKW. January 10. 1 can state with pleasure that by the ase or OORK'8 HRVKALSD RKMRDV mv hii.hnntl wiu rpliMoml fmm an old nuu ni RHKUMATWM aud my youngest boy oured entirely ef INFLAMMATORY RHMJ. MAHUi whan the hut dootor I oould got did hiia u) good. Yours In gratitude. ( MR8.M. V. mini. OLD BY OVR DBDSbUT. i tneiaulsuuuuaouonui iuuj tiiuouiary guuin.