Why not, indeed? When the Royal Baking Powder makes finer and more wholesome food at a less cost, which every housekeeper familiar with it will affirm, why not discard altogether the old fashioned methods of soda and sour milk, or home-made mixture of cream of tartar and soda, or the cheaper and inferior baking pow ders, and use it exclusively? THE CONJURER. Into the world from Car way Where the year Is Always tuned to MT. And the wind sounds soft m & lark aloft, A ooujarer came once on a (lay, ifany a mystic spell lie knew Wherewith to turn stray skies to blue; To make dull hours grow bright as Howen, And tasks that are old turn light as new. A touch of his magic wand, and lol From empty hands sweet favors flow, And pleasures bloom in lives of gloom Where naught but sorrow seemed to grow. , Out f the stormy sky above ' He brings white Peace, like a heavenly dove. H la might is sure, and his art 1b pure. And his narw the conjurer's name Is Love, -Julie M. Lippmann in bL Nicholas, After Dinner Speaking. An after dinner speech should never t wholly-facetious, unless the speaker is very facetious indeed ami cuts his speech short. It should not be frivolous, even when the speaker is full of frivolity. It most not under any circumstances be silly, though there be people who laugh at silliness. It must not be too long winded, or highly exciting, or overheavy. or ultra argumentative, or entirely sta tistical, or in the least rancorous. An after dinner speech should be appropriate to the occasion and delivered on time. It may contain some essential thoughts, gome strokes of humor, 'some scraps of knowledge, some bits of fancy, some sound reasons, some good whims, some green dressing and a little fat. Every ablebodied man of New York is apt to be an after dinner speaker some time in his life. It is possible that as many as 5,000 after dinner speeches have I been made here during one winter sea son. One man has a record of 10 of them for a single week, three of them for one evening. We have heard some tiptop after din ner speeches, a few. We have beard others that were wearisome, inappropri ate, exasperating, enfeebling or foolish. We have heard several which were rant or drivel. A good many men have won renown by making clever after dinner speeches. : Haw York Bun. Unfortunate Names "Well, thank heavens, I am plain Mary Ann again," declared a young woman to a sympathizing friend on one of the cross town cars yesterday. "I did so bate that name Luella. Missus said Mary Ann wouldn't do at alL She called it 'outre' or something like that She declared that I must be given some romantic name that would sound pretty for calling. Bo I have been Luella for half a year, and I'm heartily glad that 1 left her and am going to Mrs, North west's." To other girl gave a horrified look at mention of this name. "But, my dear, she exclaimed, "I worked for Mrs. Northwest, and I know all about her. She has a daughter named Mary, and it will never do for you to be Mary too She called me Maizie, and she'll probab ly call you Callie or Humane or some other ridiculous name." Then both sighed. Philadelphia Record ' Books Wfaleh Are Not Books. In this catalogue of books which are no books biblia-abibiia1 reckon court calendars, directories, pocketbooks (the literary excepted), draught boards bound and lettered on the back, scientific treat ises, almanacs, statutes at large, the works of Hume, Gibbon, Robertson, Beattie, Boame Jenyus and generally all those volumes "which no gentleman's library should be without," the histories of Flavins Josephua (that learned Jew) and Paley's "Moral Philosophy." With these exceptions, I can read almost any thing. 1 bless my stars for a taste so cath olic, so uu excluding. Charles Lamb. Waited m the JoeeR For Forty Years. From England comes an item which may Interest those who are curious about court customs. The dowager Duchess of Athoie, who has been a lady in waiting to the queen for nearly 40 years, and who was mistress of the robes in Lord Derby's first Administration, is acting mistress of the robes during the months of February, March and April. The duties of the office will be undertaken by the dowager Duch ess of Boxbundie during May, June and July. The mistreat of the robes attends the queen at all court and state functions sad is expected to be present at the draw ing rooms, the state balls and the state concerts. The dowager Duchess of Box burghehas been a lady in waiting on the qumi for more than SO years, and in length of service she eomes second only to the dowager DueheaB of Athoie, the third place being ulled by the dowager Lady OhurdiUL DUeipllDlng Letter Carrier. , I got even with a letter carrier once," remarked a member of little group. "My office Is several stories up in a down town office building and about half the time this letter carrier would leave a letter ad dressed to me on the floor below with some other firm, so that I wouldn't get It till a day later. 1 kicked vigorously, but the carrier talked back and became Impudent, and at last I saw I would have to discipline him. So I looked up a map with an eight foot width. This I wrapped upcarefullyin tight roll, did it up in stout paper, marked tt 'man' and addressed it to my self. Then i went over to the nostofuce tnd had It weighed for postage. It cost me lixty-four cents to send that map to my j elf, but I called tltat cheap. "The next day the carrier lugged that eight foot map up to my office with ill dis guised resent fulueea. -: Yotl see my office was some distance out on his route and he bad to carry the awkward article around for over half an hour before he could de liver it. "I pasted sixty-four cents' worth of new tamps on it, addressed It to myself anew and sent a boy over to the postoAice with tt that afternoon. The next morning the carrier delivered It again, along with sun dry muttered oaths. I received it smiling ly, but noticed a blue pencil X mark on it, put there, 1 gueaaed, by the carrier, who suspected my game, I let the mark re main, but pasted on new stamps and sent it to the postoffice. On the morrow the car rier boiled over, asked me tf 1 thought that was smart, and hinted that be would make complaint to the postal authorities, f smiled and began pasting on new stamps in his presence. He went away swearing dreadfnny. 'I kept that tip for a week or more and then the carrier, being still warlike, I doubled up on the trips and sent the map back to the office each morning in time tot the afternoon delivery. This brought it to me twice a day, and at the end of three ' days the carrier weakened and pleaded i for mercy, whereupon 1 asked him if he thought we could get along amicably. He . aid be thought we could, and I said 1 was j wiuing co try. we nave nao no trouuie sine" Chicago Post Italian and French Lace. Long before the date of Barbara Utman't discovery, the Flemish nuns in their con vents near Ghent bad discovered point j lace, and In the end of the Fourteenth and i beginning of the Fifteenth centuries much I of this beautiful and truly artistic laoe I was produced. This triumph of medieval j needlework was, however, scarcely so much an invention as a development of a separate inferior art called "lacls." This wsa a variety of cut or drawn work, in which a pattern waa formed by drawing out threads from a loose, coarse fabric, and then fastening the loosened threads to gether with a needle. Many books patterns for lads and needle point are still in existence, spreading over the whole of the Sixteenth century. Of these the most sncient is the German Model Buch, which bears the date of 1521. Vinclolo, s Venetian, also published a book upon laoe in 1592, in which the transition from lacis to needle point is very clearly shown. His pattern are exceedingly com plex and beautiful, and Venice, his native city, soon became famous for a peculiar variety of point hue called Point de Ven ice, a rose or raised point which supplied a favorite material for the Urge ruffs then In fashion. Point de Venice con ti n ued to be the favor tto wear of the fops and dandies of tbs period until Colbert introduced the manu facture of point lace into France in the reign of Louis XIV, when Point d'Alencon very soon equaled and then surpassed its far famed Italian rival. Chambers' Jour- Om War to ftave a Postage Stamp. "I'll wager that 1 can address a letter and have it stamped and mailed for me without toucbiiiK it after I write the ad dress, or without siwaking to anybody," remarked a commercial man at the Grand Pacific, addressing a traveler friend. "Can't play any of your tricks on me," responded the companion. "No tricks. I want to teach you a point about hotel life. Watch me." Bixelow hurried up to the counter, seized a hotel envelope, aud addressed it, in a bold, symmetrical hand, to a friend in St. Louis. Then be suddenly left the counter, leaving the envelope ready to he mailed sear the register. Soon along "came Clerk Shaeller. He eyed the missive, sized up the penmanship, said something about the guest trying to play the house for a postage stamp, placed one of those necessary little pasters upon the envelope and mailed it. "See," said Mr. Bigelow, "I told you the 'gag1 would work in a large hotel. That Is an old trick played by a great many chair warmers. The clerks Dud the unstamped envelopes, and, fearing that a guest had forgotten to mail an important letter, they end it. That is one way of saving post, age, but let us hoDO It will not iDrcmi."- ITER SUPREMUM. Oh. what a ntptht for a soul to roi The wind a uuwk. ami the ttalita ki snnwt No RcreentiiK intver of leaves iu the wood. Nor a star abroad the way to show Do they part In twace-noitl with it HayT Tenant auil landlord, what do they ayV Wan It dUdi of sorrow or of relimtu I heard Juat now a llio rare turned gntft What if, auliast un the uliorelewi main Of Ktert.lt y, tt sought airuln The shelter and rmt of the ttde of Time, And knocked at the door 6f Ita Itoiwe of patnl On the tavern hearth the embers irlow, The ianith is deep, and the ftuifurm !owt but without, the wind am) the imrklwiesky And nttfht at the gatm where soul would go. Arthur & Hardy in Atlantic Monthly. Draining u flurry, A lady correspondent wonders how her husband and nmut can dress ao quickly when tltey are aroused on a steamboat at 6 o'clock in the morning and told that the boat will soon land and the ears start lui mediately. She aaya that the and her duiiKhtera Hud it ImnoHHihlo to Imitate the celerity with which mattcuUne toilets are then made. No wonder. In an einerjretiay man ean drww in hum time than anything but a flsh; hut a woman la like a roue buah tn a thicket. She stands In a little wilder nesa of clothes. Not one too many, hut each separate thing an object of attention, is the mystery of dress, and so tf one la precipitately aroused, with "Not a minute to spare" sounded iti her ean and followed up with growing intensity: "Cam ready I You'll be left! Hurry, ma'am, hurry t" Is It fttratiKnthat she should make a universal bnckle of her hand, and jrraspiiiK scorea ol scarfs, collars, tippets, muffs, shawls, make a rush for the train like a smuggler from a custom house ollicerp The main thing is to get aboard; the sec ond, to sit down on the first seat tn a very smother of laughter at the ludicrous plight' And then, with tact and skill which only a woman could command, to transfer all things to their proper places and uses, In quiet a way that not another one on the train suspects that a toilet to being made. INair York Ledger. . Leprosy Mot Contagious. Dr. J. W. Hicks, in a letter to the New York World, says: In m, soon after our epidemic of yellow fever here, 1 visited Havana, Cuba, to see how It was treated there, and the sanitary precautions, etc. and during my stay uiuni u tMhoani tals, and among them was a very large, handsome building set aside for lepers ex clusively. It contained about 800 patients from all parts of the world Chinese, Ital fans, negroes, Spaniards, etc I spent some time in studying the disease, and saw them In all stages, from its inclpiency to its last stages. The physician in charge had been there for twenty-five years, and he said emphatically that it was not eon tagious or communicable unless hy Inocu latiou, and that be bad never tried. All being Catholics, they bad a church In the grounds belonging to the hospital, and I attended service with them on Sun duy morning, so as to see as many as pos sible at one time, and the people of the neighborhood came in and mingled with them in the church, and had been doing ao for years, and the doctor told me that not a case of it bad ever appeared among the congregation. The Increase In the Number of .Glass. The rapid increase In the number of those who are obliged to wear glasses now sdays (especially children) is so alarming that we are at once driven totheeonclu sion that the human vision is now more defective than ever before. But such Is not the case. Formerly spectacles were thought to be necessary only for the old, and the Idea of children wearing glasses was considered the greatest absurdity. Fortunately this erroneous idea is fast dying out. With the advancement of science aud the discovery of certain de fects of vision hitherto unknown, the pub lie are becoming better educated and are not stow to apply the remedy when any defect of vision is found to exist. But much still remains to be done in thisdireo-Uon.-Pbiladeiphin Star. Plotting Was His Stroiig Point. Borne one suggested, during the reign of Dr. Keate at fctoo, that Christianity was not so much cultivated in his establish ment as the classics, and especially that the endeavor to be "pure In heart" was not sufficiently attended to. The doctor ao cording ly addressed his boys upon this point, "Be pure in heart, or" (with sudden energy) "I'll flog you I" As he once flogged a whole class of examinees for confirma tion, thinking tbey had come up for pun- Isbment, there is no doubt that be meant to keep bis word. San Francisco Argo naut, Laudanum Drinking. It Is surprising what one's constitution ean be made to stand In the way of narcot ics. From small beginnings it is possible to go on increasing the doses until a quan tity can be taken which would kill two or three persons unaccustomed to anything of the sort. In the course of a coroner's investtiration at Sheffield. Ennland. It was ' shown that a man bad been a constant laudanum drinker for ten yean. Com menciug with a pennyworth at a time, he had gone on until he had taken fully an ounce a day. New York Telegram. The Primary Planets. The primary planets are those which are the centers of secondary systems, consist, tug of email globes revolving rouud them in the same manner as they revolve round the sun. These are called secoudary planet, satellites or moons. The primary planets which are thus attended carry the satellites or secondary planets with them In their orbit round the sun. Brooklyn Eagle. , - An Aeronaut's Carrier Pigeon. When an aeronaut left Vienna with his balloon for Russia the society for rearing carrier pigeons made him take a number of birds with him. The aeronaut, after some days' sojourn in Russia, let them fly and telegraphed to Vienna, at the same time adding that birds of prey bad pur lued the pigeons aa far aa he could see them. Two days later one of the pigeons returned to Ita cot in Vienna, buying made the journey from a remote part of Russia. Ilw Country' lieut to a Kotutit Man, When y.t'buit.ti M Pike win in New Mexico iu IWIT he met at Simtii l-V r. otir , pvnier, turnley by nauu', fmin htiniKtowit, K. who wan working at utn trade inure bronuMe he could not well get away. Ho had. in INiti. wttiliMiut on the pialnn hunt-, tug met with a wrier of inmfortuiies, aitd found tumuli, tn lM or I him, with a hunt tug party near the mountain. The lit tile Sioux of the plaius drove them into Hie high ground In the rear of Pike's peak. Near the hendwatent of j& Platte river Pursley found some gold He curried little of ll tn his shot t touch for months. He was finally sent by hie onntpaiiiutm to Sin its Ke in see if they could trade with I the Spaniard, and ehnae to remain at Santa Ke in preference to returning to the bunting party He told the Spaniards shout the gold he had found, and they tried vory hard toper j suade him to go and show them the place. ' They even offered to take along a atrung force of cavalry Hut Puraley refuted, and his pat nolle reason was that lie thought the land wan mi United Butte territory. He told Lteinetiuit Pike that he (wired they would uot allow him to leave Knuta ; Pe, aa they still hoped to learn from him where the gold waa to be found. These facta were published by Lieutenant Pike soou after his return, but no one took the hint, or the risk was too great, and thus more than half a century passed before those same rich fields of gold were found and opened to the world. If Pursely had been aomeVtmt less patri otic and had guided the Bpanianls to the treasureN the whole history and condition of the western part of our continent might have been entirely different from what It now is That region would doulitlem have beeu a part of Mexico, or Spain might have been tn pomeaslon of tt, owning California, aud with the gold that would have been poured into her coffers have been the lead ing nation in Ku repeat) affaire today We can MtHtlyNee how American and Kuropean history in tiie Nineteenth century might have been changed if that adventurer from Kentucky had not Iwen a true lover or his native country. Magasiue of American History. The Deadly Pilgrimage to Meoea. An Indiau Journal saya that of all the pftgriniH leaving Bombay for Meeea and Aleuiua more than a third never return. Out of pilgrim who left In tl:nlx years ending 18MU, ',441 were missing. In iwh, or I3.H70 who started, 7,m did not r Th vanrnmnnrtion of thnao mlu itig owe their deaths to epidemics, starva tion, aud, tt Is said, murder, between Jed dah aud Mecca. It Is said, we know not with what truth, that gangs of budmaahwi travel regularly hy the pilgrim steamers so ss to select as their victims such pilgrims betray the possession of means while on the voyage. On the return voyage the deaths range from 20U to nearly 401) per 1,UX per milium. This is due to prlvatinu before leaving Jed dah. to overcrowding and sickness on board, to Innaniutry ships and want of supervision, and to the age and infirmity of many of the pilgrlma. The voyage to Jeddah is loug, and the allowance of space betweeo decks Is l superficial feet per adult, or 6 by U feet, so that tf each pi I grim lay down and the deck were free from baggage there would he just room aud no more for the passengers. The health officer of Bombay, in his re port for ItW), describes the voyage of the pilgrim abtp Decan, on which cholera ap peared on the eighth day ont from Bom bay Disease and starvation decimated the pawwngers 118 perished in eighty-five days; and of 1,94ft passengers who set out on the voyage only 1,113 returned. Tho appearance of the survivors when the venae! arrived at Bombay was heart rending. The physically strong had be come feeble, and the passengers were, with comparatively few exceptions, emaciated, fever stricken, scorbutic and dropsical; and the sufferings they had undergone at Camarun were clearly and unmistakably depicted on their bodies. Toronto Globe. LaMwredl The Karl of Chesterfield was called the drat gentleman of his age. It waa a car dlnal point of etiquette with him never to exhibit 111 temper In company or be remlaa In courtesy to any guest. But he was sometimes sorely tried try the rude and awkward manners of his son, Philip Stan hope, whom be tried In vain to educate to gentlemanly habits. Philip was a great glutton, and couM not restrain hia appetite even in company. On one occasion, when his father bad in vited a large number of titled guesta, an elegant entertainment was provided. One of the rare dishes was a platter of baked gooseberries, snowed over with nch cream. Philip had been helped bountifully by Lady Chesterfield, who knew his weakness. But when a servant waa taking out the dish In clearing; the table Philip beckoned to him, and taking it In his hand began to Up up greedily the rich cream. Lord Chesterfield waa disgusted, but without a change of face or voice to Indicate the tempest within said in a calm tone to bis servant: "John, why do you not bring a strop and razor, you see your master Is going to shave himselfF" Philip's greediness was checked for that meai. Exchange. Make a Banana Peel Itself. A trick which works on a simple prin ciple hi to make a banana peel itself. To do thut all that Is wanunl la a tnttle, a ripe , banana ami a lilt of paper wet with alco hoi. Light the paper and drop It Into this bottle. When the air In the bottle la well heated set the banana on end on top and '. let it do the rest Itaelf; as the air on the In side eoola off and contracts the ouwltlu pressure pushes the baunna down into the Dottle until It has drawn Itself out of its skin. bu Louis Post Dispatch. An Idea for a Penholder. Here Is a pretty and new Idea for a pen holder Take a goose iiulll. or a Chicken feather. If It is large enough, and dip It Into a dye of a delicate pale lavender Paint pausies of different ahades of purple upon the quill, 'lake It to a Jeweler and have him tip the eud with a small silver casing to bold the pen This nmktw a pen bolder that is exceedingly odd and ue not apt to he duplicated. New York Ad vertuter How to Cone to a Stop. When we leiwt expect them, accidents will befall us, a veri fication of the old adage that the unexpected always hap pens. The fol lowing recites how an active business man was suddenly brought down. THE TRAIN STOPS. i CiKcm., 0,-" RMit1y white In lh ict M ' 1!(hllnefrom my or, 1 Meppul P which, turnlnc luddmly muter my loot, threw me totho ground, wlthMVrlyiprn"diuikl THE MANACER STOPS. Sulfcrlnn mowdlnirly. I wu belped '"I" my t.r.nd my mnii rubbed me moet ly with raic and kindred remediw, but K no vail. A POINT TO STOP AT. Headline; a atatlm where Bt. Jacob, OIIokM tlon of It reeultefl at once In a -relief from pain, which had well nigh become unbearable. I wm out and about my work In three day,." W. W. PPABODY, halt. & Gent. Man. U. ft It. K. X. The Pain 8topa. "German Syrup" My niece, Emetine Hawley, was, taken with spitting blood, and she became very much alarmed, fearing that dreaded disease, Consumption. She tried nearly all kinds of medi cine but nothing did her any good. Finally she took German Syrup and she told me it did her more good than anything she ever tried. It stopped the blood, gave her strength and ease, and a good appetite. I had it from her own lips. Mrs. Mary A. OUttoy, Trumbull, Conn. . Honor to German Syrup. Suture should be assisted to throw otTlnipurltienoflue blood. Nothlnr does It so well, so promptly, or so safely as Swift's Specific LIFE HAD NO CHARMS. For three years I was troubled with mala rial poison, which earned my appetite to fall, and I was greatly reduced In flesh, and life lost all its charms. I tried mercurial and potash remedies, but to no effect. I could getrto relief. 1 then uectueu to try A few bottles of this wonderful I medicine made a complete and permanent cure, and I now enjoy better health than ever. J. A. kick, uttawa, iuu. Our book on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free. Bwirr Bracino Co., Atlanta, Qa. 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