"vi,i JEALOUSY. A POWERFUL WARSHIP. HE MET HER ONCE. It was 4 o'clock. Louise tru rnmvrng long the pebbly path of her garden, flit ting among the rose bushes like a butterfly ad stopping from time to time to breathe the perfume of a newly blown flower. M. Jacques de Beauchamp entered the garden. The little widow, perceiving him, hid her elf behind an orange tree. Bnt Jacques ran to her, and surprising her kissed her on her forehead. "Ah, Monsieur de Beaoohamp," ahe cried, that is not nice of yon." Louise was of medium height Bhe had very small hands and feet, white shoulders and thick black hair. Her teeth were so whit that when she laughed they glistened like pearls. Louise leaned npon the arm of M, de Beanchamp, and they went into the parlor. They agreed so well that they bad planned to be married. Nevertheless each of tbem had a defect. M. de Beauchamp was jeal ous and Mine, de Viry was coquettish. "Louise," he said to her, "you will drive me to despair. You say that you love me, but how can I believe It when I see yon smiling at every admirer and giving to ev . ary corner so sweet a reception? When I see yon in society so full of life and gayety and hearyonr ringing laughter from the midst of aoircle of ardent admirers, It is impossible for me to tell you the tortures and angnish I endure." "What can 1 do, dear?" inquired Louise. "I am gay, it Is true, but is that a crime? And why should I be cold to those who ap proach me only to say pleasant and agree able things?" "You are a coquette, and your laugh makes me despair because if you laugh thus against my wish it must be only to how your teeth. You know very well how adorable yon are when in laughing with a fixed purpose yon throw back your bead and show your pretty wnite neck." "But what must 1 do to prove my love for you? It is becoming desperate. Ask OI me wuat you please, uui, uu nut on uio not to laugh any more. I am only hap py when 1 am glad and free to be light hearted." M. de Beauchamp assumed a solemn air. "You said to me one evening that yon would make for me the sacrifice of your life. I do not ask so much as that But listen. Do you wish to make me the happiest man on earth?" "You have bnt to speak." "Even at the price of suffering?" "Yes, at any price." "Well, then, make me the sacrifice of ana tooth." "What are yon demanding of met It la barbarous!" "Only a tooth the smallest one. In the (rout. And afterward you may laugh a much as you please." "But you will think I am ugly ana wir. Dot love me any more." "I swear to you there is no other way to assure my happiness," The countess rang the bell. John, her valet, took her onlers and came bock a quarter of an hour later with a gentleman ' carrying m uis nana a leavuer isaw sucu m is used by surgeons. " Who is that person ?" asked 1L de Beau abamp. The oountess answered: "It is Mr. James, the American dentist," The little countess entered her boudoir, followed by Nito, his tail between his legs, as if he understood that something serious was about to happen. Louise returned shortly afterward ashamed and humbled and gave to M. de Beauchamp a little tooth as white as milk, which he carried to his lips and covered with kisses. Seeing this tribute of affection Louise ran away. Jacques had the tooth set in a medallion and carried it religiously around his neck ;, as a souvenir. From that day the little countess became very sad. Only upon rare occasions was her face lighted up by a smile. Bhe kept aloof from society as much as possible, but when sue was forced by her social duties to appear among her friends they saw her keeping apart from the others or sitting in a corner with a serious air, her month closed like a prison door. Jacques did not easily recognise her. In tact, she was greatly changed. "Poor countess," said sume evil minded ones, "she is getting old. Howchangedshe Is She seems to be mourning the dead. " And Jacques felt his love diminish little by little. He began to understand that what he loved In her was especially her ' smile, her playfulness, her gayety, and he also became sad. The more he tried to re gain his love, which seemed to be leaving him, the more he realised that he himself had killed his passion. One day he went in despair to lime, de Viry. "Louise," he said, throwing himself at her feet, "do you love me still?" "I have sworuto love you always, and thestllleryou are the belter," she answered. "Will you prove to me the sincerity of your words?" "I ask nothing else." "Well, then, if you love me have Uio dentist nut in a new tooth." "What folly is this?" said Louise, weep ing. "1 was right when I said that you would not love me any more. That is just like you men. And you reproach us for be ' ing capricious'" "Louise, I beg you to forgive me. I curse my Jealously my foolishness." ' "So you are only regretting the weakness with which I acceded to your caprice?" ' "I am desolate and full of remorse." "You recognise the cruelty of your un reasonable request?" "I will reproach myself for it all my life." "Would you be happy If I had disobeyed you?" "I would give anything for that." The little countess gave a burst of laugh ter, which showed all her teeth complete. "What does this mean?" asked M. dc Beauchamp, holding in his fingers the me dallion in which was incased as a souvenir , the little pearl of the sacrifice, The oouute&s opened the mouth of Nito, laying, "Here is the victim." "Ah," cried M. de Beauchamp, "you mver loved me!" From the t rench. United Mates Ooverament. , . ''"'" Th. Iowa will be when complete the down av"e otal "V" most advanced type of battleship in the lonable promenade. The day was bright, United Statesnavy. The appropriation pro- and I felt vexed that I had Inadvertently vides that the vessel shall cost, vxclusiveof picked up myumbrclla instead of a cane, amament and speed premiu: i, not mors However, the annoyance soon merged into than W,000,000. The Iowav. nl be a for ..,mt( fnr mddenlv the sun dlsao- reidable battleship. The following are - . drencinl hower scattered I cle Sam as a cadaverous old crank dressed W riinumMimis: Length rm load water 1 ! ..... in ti.a hBtl,th nt viiliAtHtv snlttiii! riizht line, iWOfeeti extreme breadth of beam, 7 the Pedestrians m every direction jayun, feet; displacement at normal draft, U,u . brella proved of litUe avail, and nearing tons; freeboard forward, 24 feet.. The Iowa the Hotel I ran up the stepsleading to will have engines with a maximum indi- the ladles' entrance. Hastily opening the cated horscpowerof 11,0(10, and she will he enter door, I was soon in the vestibule. able to steam more than 1A knots an hour. There stood a woman whose appearance I UNCLE 8AM A3 OTHERS SEE HIM. He Is Pictured as an Octupus by a Mell . can Cartoonist, . ' When our comic papers picture John Bull us a stocky old fellow, grabbing at all the lands attainable, or Jobnuy Craneau (France) as a dudish frog or rooster or something worse, Americans think It very funny, and many of them consider it Just. Hut when toreign caricaturists picture un- THEY BURIED HIM. Bhe will be able to carry 2,000 tons of coal, and her crow will consist of 436 officers and men. The engines will be rights and lefts, and will be of the vertical, inverted cylinder, direct acting, triple expansion type. There will be a 30-inch high pressure, and a 55-inch Intermediate pressure, and an 85-inch low pressure cylinder, each piston having a stroke of 48 inches. The working pressure of the boilers will be 100 pounds to the square inch. The total heating surface of the main boilers will be 33,951 square feet, and the grate surface 756 square feet. The boilers will be of the horizontal, return 6-tube type. There will be 8 main double ended and 9 auxiliary single ended steel boilers in the Iowa. ' Tint BATTLKSniP IOWA. The Iowa's battery will be a particnlarly heavy one and will consist of 4 12-inch bmechloading rifles, 8 B-inch Breecnioading rifles. 6 4-inch rapid fire rifles, 30 6-pound- era, 4 1-pounders, 4 gatling guns and 1 field gua There WUI be naruette turrets l forward and 1 art lor tne iB-incn guns. Four barbette turrets 3 on each broadside will contain the 8-inch rifles. Four of the 4-inch guns will be in armored sponsons on the gun deck, and the other two will be on the bridge at the extreme end of the super structure. The 6-pounders will be distrib uted about on the gun deck, the bridges and superstructure. Two of the 1-pounders will be placed in the military tops with the gatling guns, and 3 will protect the ex treme end of the gun deck. The bull of the Iowa about the water line region will be protected by a side armor belt 14 inches thick and an average width of 7 feet 6 inches. The bull will be of steel nnsheathed. The vessel will havea double bottom and water tight compartments ex tending 10 feet above the load water Una She will carry no sail and will have bnt 1 militarv mast. Tne uirueues and turrets for the 13-inch guns will he 15 inohes thick. The conning tower will have steel sides 10 inches thick and an armored communication tube 7 inches thick. The barbettes for the 8-inch guns will have a maximum thickness of 8 inches. The 4-inch guns will ne protect by stationary steel shields, which are really parts of the bull, as they are built into it, forming armored sponsons. Shields and ex tra side plating will afford protection tor the smaller guns. The deck will be of steel of a minimum thickness of S inches. Trans verse armor and a cellulose belt will add to the protective quality of the Iowa, which will be a valuable addition to the United States navy. Are foe Ufl Kjd or Right Bred' There are but few ambidexters, either in the matter of hands, feet or eyes. It may sound rather queer, but it is a fact nevertheless, that Wk out of every i(X) human beings are right handed, left legged and left eyed. Felix Hetnent, who Knows more aoout eves in a minute ttmu hair or tne opti cians and oculists of the country have been able to learn in a lifetime. marked that it is an established fact that we all use one eye more than we do the other, which establishes as clear a case of "left and right eyednese" as though the same terms were need to denote a preference in the nse of hands and feet. If yon want to decide as to whether your friends or relatives are right or left eved. give them a small teleacoiie or spy glass to look through or have them take "aim" with a gun. We all take great interest in ascertaining the color, size, shape and visual poweroof our children's eves, but how many of us stop to con sider whether they are "right" or "left eyedr St. Louis Republic Bsmle riber for Pipes. Steam pipes are made of ramie fiber, hardened under tremendous hydraulic pressure, and possessing a tensile strength squai to two and one-half times that of steel. The ramie buer, or Cuina grass, has the property of being unaffected by moisture; it will not shrink nor swell, it la a nonconductor of heat, it cannot rnst, and these features, together with lb) great strength, are all desirable in steam cipes, its utilization in this line being regarded, therefore, as one of the possibilities of the future. New York Bun. shsll never forget. She was of medium height and plainly, though fashionably dressed. Her face was not beautiful, but it was strikingly intellectual, and, further more, It possessed that cnarm oaiiea ny tne English fetching. That Bhe was of gentle birth I instinctively felt confident, but what impressed me more deeply was the expres sion of grief, of trouble, which the first glance at her face revealed. She also ap- neared emit unable to control ner nervous ness. Fretending to allow my cioseu um brella to drin before entering the house, I stood almost at her side, glanoing out the fflass naneled door and watching her at In tervals. She showed in every motion she was not at ease. At length, without knowing what prompt ed me to do so. I said: 1 "Pardon me, but may I be of any service to vour" "If I might borrow your umbrella for a few moments, I shall be under lasting obli gations to you. She refused politely but firmly my re peated efforts to persuade her to let me call a cab. and saving. "I will return it to you here," she tripped rapidly down the steps and turned in the direction or up town. I entered the hotel and lighted a cigar. As I sat smoking, at peace with the world, I wondered what it was that so troubled the little woman. My cigar finished, I re turned through the corridor and again stood In the vestibule. The sun had reappeared and was shining brightly. I stepped aside to allow a woman to enter, and was about to close the door for her when she said: "Sir. I think these are for you." With this she handed me a card, a tube rose almost hidden in three leaves of Eng lish ivy and my umbrella I glanced at the card; it read, "Mrs. Alfred B ." It was the name of a man beside whose deathbed I had sat years before in Arizona! Above the name was written with a pencil, "With many thanks for the courtesy of a strau- tn the helghth of vulgarity, spitting right and left and encouraging discontent in Ire land and elsewhere, it is not so fuuny. In fact, it is voted as infamous. We lauirh at Englishmen's errors about our poll tics, but the average American ed itor thinks nimscu penectiy quauuea io settle the eastern question offhand. Mex ico, too, is satirised unmercifully, and now her humorous papers are paying us onck in our own coin with good interest. A recent issue of El Hljo del Ahnlzote of Mexico City, a paper in opposition to President Diaz, has a picture covering two of its pages representing Uncle Samasanocto- The Medical Professloa la Germany. The German empire has 30,500 physicians, 838 dentists, 4,Uti4 apothecaries' shops and yoo hospitals, with 185,003 beds. ... i . To Help Laboring Men. To overcome the serious results that are experienced upon coming from pro tracted labor tinder compressed air, a waiting chamber, where one can rest and have the change of pressure take place gradually, has been used of late, and it has been found that tome diseases Incident to such work are prevented and some cases cured. The time for resting varies from five to twenty minutes, New York Times. aer." Was this poor old u 's witer uverana over again I asked myself this question. Thouah B and I had bean chums in old cavalry days, and I had known him to be a married man, yet I bad never met his wile Unaccountable as it may seem, this woman filled my thoughts. I threw down the even ing naner Impatiently and went to tne play. It was useless. I still saw tnat trouuiea face. 'Surelv." I said mentally, "if B 's wife is In trouble, I may claim acquaintance with her through his memory, if not by the instrumentality of the umbrella episode. It was stumd in me not to have asked the maid where she lived.,J3ut perhaps the card boars her residence, i es, m ave nue.' I will call tomorrow." ' I rested badly and arose unrefreshed. By 12 o'clock I was well on my way toward her dwelling. .1 passed 80 and thought hers Is the second door beyond. Alas! A large bow of black crape encircled the bell knob, and the long ends floated languidly lnthe breeze. This exnlams her uneasiness," I said as I passed by rapidly. "I wonder if it is her mother? Pwsibiya cnua. 1 win see oy the newspapers." I went to my club ana tnere one alter tne other read the death notices. "Strange!" I muttered. "I will learn later." But later the result was the same. Perplexed and strangely uncomfortable I sought various diversions, and with a splitting neaciacne the next morning I once again wandered toward her house. The crape was still there.' No sign of life was visible the closely drawn curtains shut all from my view. First on one corner, then on the other, I spent most of the day watching the house. The evening papers were again scrutinized. Absolutely nothing! What did it meanf The following day found me once more at my post. At noon a hearse turned Into the avenue. 1 followed slowly, it srappeu before her door, and just as I was passing a casket was being borne down thesteps. It was not her childi the size of the casket gave me this much information. I looked back. Several persons clothed in deep mourning were entering the two carrisges at the door. As they slowly progressed I followed in their wake. I felt positive of their (Jestiuation, I was near the steps of the church as the persons alighted from the carriages. "Yes, that must be she." To be sure, I could not see ner lace ueneatn the heavy veil, and I was conscious of Borne change in her figure, but this I attributed to the somber apparel. I entered the scantily filled church and occupied one of the rear pews. The words of the old clergyman scarcely reached me. A hymn was sung; a prayer followed. Then up the aisle In slow procession moved those who wished to take a farewell look at the dead. "Will she think it vulgar curiosity in me!" I asked myself as I took my place in line. "She will see me, of course, as I pass hernew." But she did not. The head I thought to be hen was bent down as if in prayer. I neared the casket, and there stood longer than I should have done, spellbound. The troubled look had entirely disappeared, and In its place shone an expression of heavenly composure. I took from my buttonhole the tuberose and laid it upon her breast. The card is among my most valued possessions. Philadelphia Times. UNCLE SAM, THE OCTOPUS. pus a cruel old thiet The picture shows him kneeling down and with one large right hand throttling the revolutionist Gar za, represented by a goose, and with one large left hand seizing the federal district railroad. The English of Garza is crane, and there is some deep appropriateness in representing him as a goose. Uncle Sara has 10 other hands, which are diving into pots filled with Mexican gold, ills eyes are buleing with greed. Another cartoon shows mm jumping across the Rio Grande on a long horse, aim ing a pistol at a goose (Garza) which is fly ing off with a flag bearing the words "Rev olutionery Plan." Behind Uncle Sam are certain shorthand characters which mean: "Uphold tyranny in Mexico until the Most Necessary shall be crowned emperor to protect our enterprises and business af fairs. Virgil sang praises to Augustus, whd restored the poet's farm, though all the rest of the people of Mantua and Cre mona were depnved of their lands and homes." "The Most Necessary" (El Necesarissimo in Spanish) is a phrase applied to Diaz, whose supporters insist that his rule is a necessity until the republic Is settled and orderly. He is supposed to be friendly to the United States; hence the opposition's satire. Uncle Sam is presented muchmore faithfully than in English or French pa pers, with the big beaver hat, long hair. cadaverous features, swallowtailed coat and other accessories, much as our own caricaturists represent him. - Americans recently from Mexico say that these cartoons correctly present the popular Mexican view of the United States. The general notion is that we Americans are just burning with anxiety to get more Mex ican territory..'. . . Orltin of an Old Fad. A practice was common about fifty years ago of rubbing the eye in a peculiar way from the outer to the inner corner, the result being, as was supposed, strengthen the sight The practice orig inated with President John (juinuy Adams, who had what is called weeping eye," disease having caused the closing of some of the ducts, bo that he was forced to wipe away the overflowing moisture about once in every hve min utes. He always wiped his eye from the outer to the inner corner, and some one noticing this peculiar action, and know ing also that, although lie had passed his eightieth year, he uever used spectacles, connected the two tacts and started the theory that rubbing the eye in the way indicated prevented tne changes insep arable from advancing years. For a time all the old people in the country spent half their time rubbing their eyes, but the fad soon died out, and is now scarce ly remembered, save by some old man who saw people practicing it when he was a boy. Interview in St. Louie Ulobe-Deuiocrat. uaar In the Bandwlek Islands The people of the Hawaiian Islands raise a good deal more than enough sugar for tea and coffee sweetening purposes, inesei rranee Wants Kew Postage Stamps. Whether the now United States Colum bian postage stamps has aroused jealousy iwie viands, which are celebrated prln-, is not anowu, uui- m a .im. cipauy lor orange dii.w, tuiwuws auu newspaper has oflered prizes for the best jj,, wjtn unpronounceable names, last designs for new series of stamps for jm wp0rted 1154,663,371 pounds of sngar.( Fmuca. The Issue of 1875 Is designated as a nd Uie people dou't work very hard Uuu'S "abominably ugly and iuartistia" .ntbar. Wordsworth In HU Owu Home, That Wordsworth entertained a high idea of womanhood in the abstract is un doubted and is evident in most of his poe try, but it la equally true that he could support contradiction or interference from the ladies of bis own tamuy, trom wnom. by the way, he was likely to meet with very little of either. He was lord para mount iu his home the central figure of irroun of devoted and faithful admirers. who could see no naw in anytmng ne saiu or did. His Bister and sister-in-law resided constantly with them, joining wife and daughter in one Invariable chant of praise of his great gifts and veneration for his genius. Under Buch circumstances wno wouia wonder at the growing weakness for uni versal approbation which is said to have beset in his latter days the grand old Lake poetf Cornhill Magazine. , I never read or hear of the mountains that I do not recall a story told by a con ductor of a train on the Great Northern road, We were going to Butte. The train had just crossed the river at-Great Falls. From that point the road begins its eastern ascent of the range whose tops are whit- ' ened with the snow all the year round. A wide plain spreads out between the line of the road and the range. As the train was getting a "fresh hold on the rails," as one ' of the party expressed it, the conductor stood on the rear platform of the coach and looked steadfastly at one spot until it was lost. "Got a claim anywhere round therer' asked a traveler who bad noticed the con ductor's longing look. A kinder of a claim," he replied, "out not the kind you're thinkln of." How he came to tell us makes no omer- encenow. Here Is wuat ne tgin: Bout a vcarano. I think it was, a young man was put on my train by the conductor who had brought him to where I take it. He had been east. His folks lived down there, I believe. He had been west a good many years, was a cowboy, then a deputy marshal, then boss of a ranch, and then he got to Bpeculatin in Anaconda. He had lived the sort of life out here that a man was expected to live in them days. "He was a bard citizen and tnen a goon one. Blest if I know just where he quit off, but he did. He finally got tolovin a girl, and just when he was bavin it the wuat way she una and marries a good for nothin dude that came out nere and got to clerkin in a raghouse. Then the young man that I am talkin about he goes east to wear out his feelin's, I reckon. And he was gone all summer. They said he was at tne seaside. I thought when I heard that as how he would not last long. When a man quits this climate to go to the seaside, there must be somethin mighty bad about his case. If a man can't git cured here, he needn't go anywhere else. - "Well, when he was put in my care, mere were four or nve or tne ooys witn mm. They had heerd he was comin Iwck, and they met him away down this sloe of St. Paul, and they nursed mm an tne way aim fed him jest as if he had been a sick girl. He was looktn out oi tne winner or tne ear au , the time, day an night, but wasn't sayin nothin. When wo got to Great Falls, he looked out of the car winder and smiled. It was the first time that the boye had seen him do that since they met him, and they . thought he was gettin well. He asked 'em to set him up in his berth so he .could see. And he looked at the mountain tops out there covered with the whiteness of God , and the foot of the mountains that is washed by the purest water this side of the divide. "The tram was luBt gettin a good holt on the rails when the poor fellow sank back, and the next thing I see the boys was takin the piller out from underis head. Then I knowed It was all over. Then one of the boys come to me and asked me if I would take 81,000 to stop the train. I told . 'em I couldn't do anything of that sort. They said money was no object. ' Then I asked 'em what was up, and one of 'em told me that he (meaning the dead man) had made a last request Ciat he be taken from the train and buried in sight of the moun tain that had the snow on it the one that caught his eyes first after we had come over the river. They said they had promised him they would. I asked 'em where they would get a box, and they said a man as good as he was didn't need no box; that the angels would take care of him as soon as be was laid away. I asked 'em what they would do if the train wasn't stopped. They held a short narley and said in a most respectiui way, which I understood, that they bad to carry out the wishes of the decea"" all hazards; that they could stop the train if I didn't. I understood 'em. I pulled the cord and went forward, and while the engineer was mendin the locomotive, which got out of -sorts jeBt then,the funeral procession moved out, and the dead was buried out there in full sight. It so happened that we got the locomotive fixed just as the funeral was over, and we took the pallbearers into Butte Chat night. "And I never pass that spot .that I dou t look out there where they laid him, I ain't never seen any of the pallbearers since, and I don't know the name of the young man that they buried. Doyou know, geuts, that bis grave is green all the year round? I once thought of puttin up a gravestone, at the head; but, thinks I, it's none of my business, and besides the boys said the angels was goin to take care of his body, so I thought 1 wouldn't 1 intrndin on any angel's business. It was the ouly time, though, that my locomotive ever got any thing the matter with it." Chicago Trib une. ... .. Didn't Cars to Be Presented. The wife of a well known naval officer tells au amusing story of some of her expenjences in Washington society. On one occasion when ahe was asked to re ceive at an army and navy german, a congressman entered with a lady lean ing upon each arm. One of the floor committee at once approached him with the polite request that he give his name, in order that be might be presented to Mrs. Blank, who received the guests of the evening. "No, thank you," was the nonchalant reply. "I don't care to be introduced. have two ladies now to take care of, and that is about as much as I can man age," Kate Field's Washington. Antlballaon Inventions, In European countries, like Russia, Ger many, France and Italy, where enormous standing armies are maintained,- persons , familiar with the subject have been taxing their inventive genius for the development of the science of aeronautics. Much real progress has been mailt1, but the inventions have been so Bhrouded in mystery by the respective governments that it is only by accident that the' factB have leaked out, Germany and France are said to have war balloons which will really work as and when desired, Russia hod not got so far, but one of her scientists, who is not an aeronaut, has evened up matters by in venting a little instrument which collects the ravs of the Bun and concentrates them npon a balloon in the air, burning a hole In the monster of the air and spilling the occupants out. The instrument will work successfully at a distance of five kilome ters, but cloudy weather is oi course a seri ous handicap to Its effectiveness, Saved by a Quick Hair Cut, In a mill at Lewiston, Me., ayooug wom an's hair caught in some revolving cog wheels. She screamed, but did not nave tne presence of mind to break away at once he fore more strands of hair were caught and dragged In. She stood there holding out her amis and screaming, while her hend was drawn nearer and nearer the fatal! wheels. Then up came a man with a sharpi Jackknife. He compassed the hair of the' girl within his left hand and held it firmly as he might a rope and with the other hand' severed the hair close to the wheel