The Royal Baking Powder is in dispensable to progress in cookery andt to the comfort and conve nience of modern housekeeping. Royal Baking Powder makes hot bread wholesome. Perfectly leav ens without fermentation. Oual ities that are peculiar to it alone. Edition'! Pint Marriage. The story of Ellison's first umrriags shows how completely he is dominated by the exjierimeMinjr fever. He had never thought of getting married, but : when some of his friends urged upon him the adviauMlity of taking a wife he ssented and said that if they wonld find a niee girl he would marry her. He finally picked out a pleasant faced girl from his factory and asked her to marry him. She consented, and Edison agreed to leave his beloved laboratory for a day's wedding trip. On the way from the cbapel in which they were married to the rail way station the carriage passed the laboratory. ... The temptation was too mnch. Edi son stopped the carriage and, telling the bride that lie would follow her to the station in time to catch the train, he plunged into some experiment that had occurred to him during the church ser vices. Hour after hour passed. The poor bride waited all the afternoon in the station and was then driven back to the house. It was 11 o'clock at njrrht before his assistants could tear Edison way from his laboratory and get him home. When he is at work Edison loses all count of time. He will keep the whole establishment on a rush for hours at a stretch, and seems astonished when any one hints that it might be well to get something to eat. Heis capable of work ing all day and night without showing fatigue. Chicago journal. Speed and Form In Shin. The primary condition for high speed is fineness of form, so that the water at the bow of the vessel may be separated and thrown to one side and brought to rest again at the stern and behind the vessel with the least possible disturb ance, and the measure of efficiency of form for the maximum speed intended is inversely at the height of the waves of disturbance. , a A. ship that has been designed to attain a speed of fifteen knots will, when mov ing at twelve knots, show a very slight disturbance indeed, and in one designed for eighteen knots, when moving at this lower speed, it will be scarcely observa ble; but however fine the lines of a ship may be. he must at every speed pro duce some disturbance, although it may be very sligut, as the water displaced hy her must be raised above the normal level and replaced at the normal level; hence, nt or near the bow of a ship there is always the crest of a wave, and at or near the stem the hollow of one. ' ' When a vessel is going at its maximum speed, and is properly designed for that speed, the wave should not be very high, nor should it extend beyond the im mediate neighborhood, of the bow; like wise the wave of replacement should be the same at or near the stern of a ship, and the "wake" or disturbance of water left behind in the track of the ship should be narrow. A., E. Beaton in Scribner's. The Huailana Cowl J-loiruiets. Charles Emory Smith, United States minister to Russia, speaking of inci , dents of his residence abroad, said: "I should say that the Russians were a contented people, and 1 may add, from what 1 saw, the stories of the nihilistic societies are greatly exaggerated. Of course, it most be remembered that I am judging only from cities like St. Petersburg, whose population is 1,000,-1 000, and Moscow, whose population is 800,000, while the total population of the country is something over 100,000,000." "Did you find any difficulty with the Ianguage?"he was asked. "I did not have to try," said Mr. Smith with a smile. "Russian children general ly have a Herman nurse, an English gov erness, and French tutor, so that by the time that they appear in society they are masters of these languages. The czar himself speaks English remarkably well." Philadelphia Times. A Cat That Plays the Plana. Milton Moshier, of Shelton, Conn., heard sounds from his piano the other morning, and knowing that no one was in the room be began to be a believer in spirit, Uu investigation he found his cat prancing up and down on the key board, seemingly delighted atthe sounds produced. After that she was watched, and whenever tne piano is left open she will play upon it to the best of her ahility.--Cor. JNew Vork Bun. Mr. Hrokmeyer Cut It Short. When Lieuteuaut Governor Norman .1 'Colman was about to close his career an president of the state senate he deemed it an appropriate occasion on which to dellne his political platform and to discuss the theories of government. Hearose to speak at 11:30 o'clock. His successor, the Hon H. C. Brokmayer, occupied Hn anteroom, ready to be inaugurated when summoned by the senate. He was also primed wit a speech that was to be the effurt of his life. Governor Colman had just finished his "thanks" at 11:45 o'clock. At noou he was sayiug, "And, in the second place, fellow citizens." Mr. Brokmeyer grew more and more nervous. He paced up und down the narrow confines of the anteroom, and sent out messengers to ascertain when Mr. Col' man would quit. At 12:15 o'clock Mr. Col man was beginning to classify his subject into subdivisions, and at 12:80 he had plunged into the tariff with all the entail aiasm of his ardent democratic nature. Mr. Brokmeyer was furious. His oppor tunity was gone, and his remarks were un fit fer publication. At 12:46 Mr. Column closed, with an eloquent peroration, and then sent a committee to escort Mr. Brok meyer to the senate chamber. Mr. Col man's face was wreathed In smiles as he introduced "the lieutenant governor of Missouri," but the lieutenant governor wore a savage look which boded no good. After the brief ceremonies of swearing in, Mr. Brokmeyer frowned at Mr. Colman, glared at his audience, and said sharply: "Setlfttnm I hnna tn llHVA hA fnrhnun. t ATIPA Slid MatRtA lwt fit fhia fliatinrriiiui.u., body. in the administration of its affairs. The senate will stand adjourned until to morrow morning at to o'clock." Rap! Rapl Rap! -And 'the shortest inaugural speech on record had passed Into the official report of the senate's proceedings. St. Louis Re public. Coata Id Theaters. . What ought one to do with one's coat, hat and umbrella on entering a res taurant or other place of entertainment? What one ought not to do is to hang them on the nearest peg. However in vitingly these conveniences may offer themselves, it is at yonr own risk that you intrust your property to their keep ing. You have no remedy if (as will sometimes happen even in the best regu lated restaurants) somebody makes off with them, leaving a very inferior as sortment of articles behind. If, how ever, a polite waiter offers to help one off with one's coat, all is well. If he takes your property and bangs it up for you he does so as an agent of his em ployers, and you can recover from them if it disappears. This principle has been asserted for theatrical cloak rooms by a decision against Mr. Augustus Harris in the Westminster county court. A gentle man had left his coat and hat with Mr. Harris that is, in Mr. Harris' cloak room on the occasion of one of the fancy dress balls at Covent Garden. They disappeared. He bad to leave without his property, and has only lately and partially got some of it back. His honor said (we are glad to see) it was monstrous to say that merely nominal damages were sufficient. Pall Mull Budget j ' Why Called "Omnibus." j The father of the popular name "om nibus," according to Richard Rauf mann's story of "The Omni bus in Paris," was a certain M. Bandry, of Nantes, at the beginning of our century. The Pas cal coaches, which obtained a monopoly from the king in 1MB for carrying his subjects at five sous a bead, along three different routes in Paris, were first used by the bourgeoisie. But after a few years gentlemen and ludies of high birth and courtly breeding ruled that It was not vulgar to ride in a Pascal chariot or "five sous coach." The use of these public conveyance , by the "quality" was noted as an iin-1 portant event in the journals of the time; but It resulted in the exclusion of the common people from them, and the virtual appropriation of these privileged coaches by the aristocrats. The favor of "the classes" ruined the monopoly, how ever, which only paid so long as its coaches were crowded by the masses, or "omnes." So the Pascal chariot disap peared from the streets of Paris because it bad ceased to be omnibus, or a demo cratic vehicle. Pall Mall Gazette. Only One Boas. Peddler Is the boss of the bouse in I Bridget tilie u, on' yer talking to hen "But 1 mean the other bum" "Sine, they only keep one girl here." Soakers tiuuxuma. . THE HOUSEHOLDER'S DIFFICULTY. A Comparison of the Old Way and tlie Mew Way of Iluying and Hulling. Any householder, whose happiness It is to pay for the supplies of a family, most be aware of the extreme difUcnlty of getting with any uertuinty a steadily good urticle of almost any sort. It is easier iu the case of luxuries, for the reason that for those the demand is more limited, the number of purchasers small er, the number of producers correspond ingly small and the chance of tracking bail work or untruthful statements great er. But fur the things which every one must have, and which most must have as cheap as may be, buying is a lottery with a miserable prevalence of blanks. You can get virtuous butter for a dol lar a pound, bnt the search fur eatable butter at forty cents a pound is a -weary and depressing pursuit. It is the same with the innumerable articles of cloth ing and materials of clothing. From the hat that grows gray in a month's service to the shoe soles that will not stand a day's rough tramping, the things that are turned out in large quantities for "the million" are not trustworthy. I think tiie chief reason is that in our complex ntid widely ramified system of exchanges the producer and the con sumer rarely come into direct relation with each other. The former rarely knows, and still more rarely cares, for the opinion the latter may have of him, ! of his methods, his character and his goods. The seller deals today with one set of buyers, tomorrow with another, : and so on, and the buyers change their places of purchase with the greatest fre quency. The relation indicated by the old fash ioned words "custom" and "custouior" is dying out, and with it the possibility of accountability and the hope of profit able honesty. The type of modern re- ! tafl dealing is that most abominuble de- ! vice the "bargain counter," where cheap ness, real or imagined, is the main thing i considered. Scribner's. A llllsfful Ignorance. Mature has evidently done wisely in hiding tomorrow behind an impenetrable night, What a dismal plight it would b for Flora to foresee Reginald's angry impatience and possible profanity in the sudden May day shower, and so for an incident which has not yet occurred to feel that she must give him the mitten! Wecan hear the poor girl sobbing, "Reg inald, 1 love thee, but never more be suitor of mine." But why, in the sum mer moonlight, as they loiter by the sea and breathe the lover's vow, should they listen for the laugh of fate? Why, be cause of that mi fallen shower of May upon furniture yet nnstuffed. should they lose the hour which, whatever be tides, will be theirs forever? Why should Flora know Reginald except as time gradually reveals him? Would yon have her see today the thin white hair on the shining dome that shall tomorrow replace this brown lux uriance of curls? Would you have her aghast untimely at that ponderous form which shall hereafter supersede this slight ond elastic figure? Would it to better" for her orfor him if she could hear the sharp, impatient word that from those tender lips she never yet has heard? Who knows? Perhaps that she has never suspected the possibility of that sharp word may make it impossible. Who knows? Perhaps when May day moving comes there may be no sudden shower. George William Curtis in Har per's. - A Huge Turtle. About two miles below the junction, in this county, can be found a deep bole of water in Current river.jn which a large turtle, measuring about four feet across the back, has been seen at differ ent times for the last fifty years. Various plans have been devised and put into execution to capture the tortoise, but tip to the present time to no avail, as be seems to be proof against spikes, spears, j gigs, gunpowder and dynamite. A few days since a hunter residing in that neighborhood, while passing along near the river bank, espied his turtleship basking in the sunshine on the root of a large oak. Quickly bringing his Win chester to his shoulder (a 48-caliber) he fired, the ball striking the monster fairly between the eyes. But judge of his chagrin and surprise when the turtle, in-, stead of tumbling over dead, quietly let ! go his hold and swam away as placidly and unconcerned as if he bad been thumped by a gravel. Upon examination the hunter found that the ball, after striking the turtle, had glanced upward and imbedded itself in the body of the oak to a depth of six" Inches. It is supposed that the monster shellfish made his way up from the Mis sissippi river in thegreat freshet in the spring of 1841. Eminence (Mo. (Current Wave. . Bow Half U lllanclied. It will be observed that, if the papilla is obstructed or incrusted with deposits from the sweat glands, such as sodium chloride or organic salts, the sebaceous secretion not being able to reach the pa pilla the hair is deprived of its coloring material. This we believe to be one of the most common causes of blanching of the hair. The skin eliminates a small quantity of salts, a little carbonic acid and a large quantity of water. The average amount of solids, according to Foster, in the fluid perspiration or sweat, Is about 1,81 per cent , consisting of common salt and organic salts gener-ally.-Hyland O. Kirk in Mew York Times. Taking Out ftniiiiliur Htalna. Now that 'the children ore ruining their pretty frocks with fruit stains, the following easy method of taking the nti ' sightly blotches out of white material , may be found useful. Moisten the spot and hold it under a burning match and the sulphurous gas will causa the stain to disappear. This will not do, how ever, for colored goods, ns it will take out the color. But if, while the stain is fresh, you put it over a cup nud pour j boiling water fliroug h it, it will almost always take out the spot if it is done be fore washing. Soap almost invariably fixes any stain. t It is well, too, to remember at this ' season of tho year that you can prevent ! your pretty new ginghams from fading if you let them lie for several hours in water In which has been dissolved a goodly quantity of salt. Half a pint of Bait to a quant of boiling wnter is the rule, Put the dress iu it while it is hot, and after several hours wring it out dry and wash as usual Mew York Tribune. She Held the. Pint Salon. The late Mrs. Coventry Wnddell was Said te be the first Mew York lady who ever held a salon. By birth, pusition and fortune she was eminently fitted tor tho place she held in society bofore her husband's loss of fortune. Every one of note in fashionable, artlstio or literary circles might be met at hor receptions. Of late years, since her husband's death, Mrs. Wnddell had gone into society a little and had entertained quietly at her house in Fifteenth street, She was gaa erons to a fault, and in spite of liar re duced circumstances gave largely to benevolent objects. Harper'B Bazar. Girl and Ileolpruoity, The aim of all true friends of Roches ter is to make it a manly college Wo have quite enough little girls and worn en here already; hence we do not want anymore. Again, tills is not a matri monial agency. We have several mar ried men within our walla, and could you but hear them as they pour their woes into our sympathetic ear, you would surely have pity on us and with draw your marshaled forces. I Finally, sisters, we believe in recip rocity. Admit us to Vossar and Welles ley, let us prepare for college in Living ston Pork seminary and Miss Doolittle's, and we, with open arms, will say come and welcome. Rochester Campus. White Hair Turning Illaok. A most singular freak of nature has manifested itself here. Mrs. Mary Fran cis, when she was young and also while she was in the prime of life, had very black oyes and a beautiful head of very black hair. She is about seventy years old now, is in good health and a rich widow. When she was about fifty her hair began to turn us white as snow, and so remained until about a year ago, when it began to turn black again, and has now, without the use of any artificial means and purely as a freak of nature, almost wholly returned to its original dark color, and is as long and silky as when she was a young woman. Sara toga Cor, Albany Journal. Salt water Hood for Cleaning. Rattan and willow chairs should be cleaned, like straw matting, with salt and water. First thoroughly remove the dust; then wring a cleun cloth out of salt and water, rubbing chair or matting dry with the other hand as yon go on, or at any rate, as quickly us you can, so that it may retain none of the moisture, Mew York Journal. ' A Horn Diplomat. "Did yon give your schoolmaster any thing during the holidays?'" "Yes," said the bad little boy, "I gave him a bottle of lotion to soften hit hands." New York Epoch. . 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