IN ULAC TIME. In Uls. tin it Hit minim are ritlu; Al niglx wit lm:tr tin wh I junior Willi Tliv garden's full oi oilKtimmti I wumlirr imw 1 could furiftti WUui thlM tlmu MiuiuiMt lUiaiumbrtuiee'i pain Transports nit- In tlie Held again, In iliac lime. To frutrnini Holds, whura, after school, J lla'tll lOIIK ill tilt' eVUUltlgB oooi Uu til I heard my mother eall When shall 1 boar that cadence fall? Wumii foul tbcnte ilitar antiH Htiultorluif rnt, Tu wuiuu I ran m tw and free, In I Hat,' time. in lilac tlirnil We 111 tl know, An we art koIiik u "'I fro. Wltb puriilw bloHHiiiiiH 1 (Jill hand. That aiiiiiuHiiriiiK day tu foreign lauds Tholrwwnl will mukeuurold hearts young ifwtfuir ilmo any whim that'll suug hi lilac iltirn, -Mar Teuuey iu Boston Transcript MY MISS SMITH. When I wan about to oome to America tor though I wan born here, I had lived moat of my life Id London every one who poke to me on die subject told me that 1 should ttnd young girl liud much more liberty In the United States, and that this made it pleaaauter for young men who de sired to pity thera attention. Whatever else they wild, they were nuk to nay that. i wait very young barely large enough w yet to weur high baui aud drew coat on 'Occasion of iniKrtauce and though 1 sol emnly shaved twice h week, all that ap peared on the edge of the rusor was a little pale yellow down. 1 wan to go Into bust new in New York, to take the pluce of a son of a certain Peter Smith, who hud insisted upon going upon the stage instead of into tbe cotton busl liens. . Old Mr Smith was, I hud hoard, con stantly a prisoner In his own room in con sequence of the gout, and hit daughter, Mum Smith, whn to uorue on board the ves sel to receive me. 1 remembered afterward that 1 had never heard Miss Smith's age mentioned, but 1 supposed her to be a ma ture apntster. "You can't rememlier Miss Smith, I am sure," said my elder sister, who bad brought me up, our parents having been tukeu from us while 1 was yet a child. "But she used to come to see us often when you were four years old, aud admired you greatly. It is likely that she will think you ought to have some recollection of a little horse and wagon she guve you," "A horse und wagon?" said L "Yes," said Sophia; "aud you'd better pretend to remember it, for 1 k,now she ti very toticby very touchy Indeed." 1 promised to do so. As my sister and her husband intended following me In six months our parting watt not a melancholy one. My voyage was pleiwaut, and 1 ar rived Iu New York without haviug met wltb any uuuhiuiI experiences. It appeared to me absurd that 1 should have been sent Over to lie culled for as If 1 were a parcel; but as it had been done I waited lu the cabin like a lamb until one of tbe waiters appeared, bearing upou a . salver a card which he presented to me. I read it and smarted to my fait. "Mist Smith Is here, theitf" said L "Yes, air," replied the waiter. And 1 followed him into the presence of a lady in a gray walking suit, who came running toward me, holding out both hands. "I was so afraid you would not wait for me)" she said. 1 had expected an elderly lady. The per son wbo addressed me was both young and pretty, and I hesitated a moment be fore returning her greeting. "This is Miss Smith?" 1 usked. "Yes," she answered. "Aud this Is Mr. John Smith?" i 1 bowed and held out my hand. I "It Is all-right, Johnny," she added-, "tat ns get into the carriage at once, Is every thing arranged about your baggage? Dear me, bow strange to see you again after all these years! How you have altered!" 1 "Naturally," I said. "1 was such a little fellow when you saw me lust." "I am older than you, you know," said she, ns we took our seats in the carriage. "Yes, your hair used to curl; but I suppose jou have forgotten me entirely." Her lip quivered. She was touchy, as my Ulster bad said. 1 hastened to soothe her. ' "Forgotten you? No, Indeed," said I. '"I was speaking only yesterday of the toy Ihorse and wagon you gave me." i "Did I?" said she, "I had forgotten all about that. What sort of u horse was it?" j "Ob, brown." said i mendaciously; "and little wagou with wheels." I She nodded. 1 "Yea, I think I faintly remember," said ahe. "It baa been sad, has It not, never to aeeench other all these years?" - As 1 had uo remembrance whatever of Miss Smith, 1 knew that I spoke in a some what formal and couventiouul tone when 1 replied, "Extremely ho." and iu a moment mora I saw that tears stood In her eyes, and that she wum trying to wipe tbem away with ber handkerchief without letting me perceive the fact. i She was so pretty and so sweet that I really felt mvwlf quite a brute. J drew near to her and began: i "My dear Miss Smith"-- I She suddenly sat bolt upright, her cheeks flaming and her lip quivering. "Englnud mum be tbe atitTest, meanest, most dreadful placet'1 said she. "You are like a poker, or a column of ice, or aome ithtng. Miss Smith to mel ) suppose they do so over there, but It enrages m& I've (been longing to see you thinking of you, (remembering how nice you were, feeling itts if tbe world would change for the bettai as soon us 1 saw you, and you call me 'Miss Smith,' as If we had. hud a quarrell" t "J auppose we are more formal on the other side," said I. "It is the oustom over (there." i "An abominable custom!" said she. !Therel I am uot angry, but Oh, John jny, Johnnyl I suppose J ought to have re anembered bow long it was." I "Yon see," said 1, "I felt surprised. 1 laxpeoted to see a spiuster; I hod no idea you were so young. 1 haven't got over Ah surprise." j "How queer men arel" said she. "Of loonrse J am older than you, but we are ijuat of an age to enjoy ourselves together. iNow. aren't wer" I "Of course," said 1. I "Call me Tiny, and kiwi me. then," said Mia Smith, "Well might they have told me that American girls were freer in their man nera than knglish maiden1" 1 thought. Then 1 put my arm about ln-r waist, and tauid: ' "My dear Tiny, I don't think any man could be cold to you, even i . r being An glicized so thoroughly ah, I have been." , "Qh, that Unghsh way Is not bad," she 'aid quietly, puuing my hand aud return ling my kiss with interest, "It's gentle manly, and you are well dressed. I'm iquite proud of you, and we'll live together iall our lives, and never, never part again. Will wef" 1 sat dumfoutided. This was going on tfcpidly. Evidently this. American Miss Smith had taken advantage of leap year, and was making an offer of her heart and band. "There! you are silent again," said sha "Oh, John! I believe you have (alien In love with some bod y-4hat you are engaged to some English girl. Tell me at once if it Is so, that J may not build my poor little air castles only to have them knocked over." "I have never decanted of engaging my elf," said L "I haven't been In love, and I don't think myself In circumstances to Harry." "I begin to breathe again," said Miss Imith. "As to circumstances, I can make a dollar gn as far us live. I'll show you how to live on next to nothing, and live well. Kiss me again. Jack; 1 am so happy I When shall we go housekeeping?" Her view of the mutter evidently was that she had proposed and been accepted. However, 1 kissed her. She was so evi dently respectable that 1 could but believe these proceedings customary in America. 1 felt that my friends should have informed me how far these Yankee girls could go. It must be that no one thought it wrong in this part of the world; for 1 knew that Miss Smith was respectable, aud her father a man of good position. Moreover, she had an innocent air, with all her boldness, and I could have fallen tn love with heron the spot but for her curious conduct. This, however, revolted me. She sat there, after this astounding behavior, without a tremor lu her voice or a blush upon ber face, and again remarked: "I'm so happy, Jack!" Ohl what were these American girls made of? We came to a pause at last before a house which was not quite up to my idea of the wealthy Mr. Smith's residence, but was very respectable, and Miss Smith ushered me into a parlor which seemed to me to be full of girls. In the back one a tea table was spread. "I've asked everybody to meet you," she said. "All the dear girls who were in the last class at boarding school with me." Then, haviug caused me to deposit my bat upon tbe rack, and having somehow disposed of my traveling bag, she took me by the arm and whirled me about, intro ducing me to Kate and Ann, Tilly and Kelly, June aud Eliza, with last names which I did not catch, or forgot on the in stant, uod each one made some remark to the effect that dear Tiny had spoken so much of me that she thought of no one else that they supposed she was bappy now, etc. My bewilderment grew greater, but 1 woe determined to see the all air out. It was to me as curious as any strange ceremonies among the Caunibal islauders would haVe been. This was apparently a betrothal party, However, they could not marry me against my will In any land. When it came to that I should assert myself. At last we were all summoned to the table. "Your place is at the foot, Johnny," said Miss Smith; and 1 stood behind my chair, waiting for the ladies to be seated, when a servant whispered something in Miss Smith's ear, ut which she turned pale, looked at me for a moment with an unut terable expression iu her eyes and fled from tbe room. The girls looked after her; one followed her, came buck and whispered to the others, wbo, one after the other, left the room. It occurred to me that the clergyman bod arrived, and that the matrimonial cere monies were about to be celebrated, and 1 decided to get nearer the door, it might be that my only hope lay in flight. As I entered the front parlor I saw that the hull was deserted. On an upper floor voices were lifted, and some one seemed to be in hysterics. Shortly a masculine voice said fiercely, "I'll settle him!" and a youth in a traveling costume cams rushing down stairs three step at a time. He entered the room in which I stood and advanced toward me. "What is the meuiing of all this?" said he. "Exactly what I should like to know, air," said I. "I am John Smith," said he. "So am I," I answered. "1 arrived from England in the," aid he. "So did I," 1 replied. "I am Miss Smith's brother," said he. The truth began to dawn upon me. "I am uot," said 1, and then as gravely as possible i related tbe facts that I have already told you, at the same time produc ing from my pocket letters which gave witness to my veracity,. "This is a dreudful thing for Tiny," said tbe youug man. "We have been separated siuce our childhood. She is very excitable and is terribly mortilled. She believes that you purposely played a trick upon her, and really 1 don't know what to aayl" "Doii't say auything," I replied. "If J may have my hat and portmanteau I'll go. No doubt 1 can find my friend very easily. I'll gut a cab. 1 have the address." "It Is awfully absurd!" said the othei John Smith. "Awfully!" said 1. With these words we parted, and about an hour afterward I hud shaken hands with another Miss Smith, a jolly, middle aged lady, who enjoyed the story that I told her hugely. Aa for the other Miss Smith, I had not known the st reet to which she took me oi tbe number of the house, J discovered that there were several pages of John Smiths in tbe directory, and she has passed out of my life aa completely aa though ahe were one of those mysterious females who accost tbe youug priuues of "The Arabian Nights' Tales," entertain them splendidly lu marble balls, where fountains play and slaves serve curious dainties, and who at dawn have vanished with their servant and palaces as though they were but vis ions of a dream. Had It not been so I fancy this story might have had a more romantic termina tion, for I still rememlier her as the love liest and sweetest creature whom 1 ever met, and bave often followed some pretty, figure for long blocks, only to discover, when at last I got a glimpse of her face, that It was not my Miss Smith. However, I am not old yet. The world is not a very large place, when you come to think of it, I may meet her yet. Mary Kyle Dallas In Fireside Companion. ; AN EXCEPTION. A Case Where the Railroad Porter Got the Worst of It, He was a large, elderly man, with an ex pression of discontent in his face, and when the porter had deposited his traveling bag in a section of the sleeping cor the elderly man looked around at the ventilators, then crit ically at his neighbor across the aisle, and then he said to the porter: "Where do wo stop for supperr "Dining car on the tram, sir," was the an swer. "Is, hey; what time is supper readyr "It Is being served now, sir." "Is, hey h-m; what time do we get to Al bany f" "Nine-fifty." "Connect there with train from Boston P "Yes, sir." "Wait longr "No, sir; only ten minutes," "H-m; what time do we get to BrnTalof "Six-flfteen to-morrow morning." "What time does the next tram leave Buf falo for Clev eland filter we gut tberer "Six-forty, sir." Tbe elderly man looked over his spectacles at the porter for a moment and then said: "Want my ticket? ' "No, sir; tbe conductor will take it by and by." "H-m does that Cleveland train pass through Dunkirk r "Yes, sir." "What timef "Six-forty-three." "How big a town is DnnkirlrJ "About 10,000 inhabitants, sir." The elderly man seemed to be annrrtd about something, and as tbe dialogue con tinued he became more so. He eyed the porter again and asked: "What time does the train reach Erie!" "Three minutes past N,kfiir." "How much bigger is Erie than Dunkirk f "About four times, wr." This concluded the interview. The porter walked away aud the elderly gentleman sat down; but he didn't Bsem to feel easy. He glared at the passenger across the aisle, then he took off his overcoat, sat down and com menced reading the evening paper, but threw it aside almost, immediately, aud rising again walked gloomily to tbe hack end of the car and looked out of the window. Then be went back to bis seat and sat there sullenly until the porter came that way again, when he said: "See here, young man; if I take that 6:40 train from Buffalo to-morrow morning, what connection can I make at Chicago for a northwestern train that stops at Kenosha, Wifcf" "I don't know, sir." The elderly man eyed the porter fiercely tor a moment through his spectacles, then over tbem, and then be said sarcastically: "You don't know?" "No, sir. You see" "I see, yes I see, you don't knowl Whena passenger asks youaeivilquestion you dou't know. Great scottl Why don'ttbe railroad companies hire wooden dummies aud save expense? Say, do you know beans when you 'emr Do you know when ltsmgut? Why dont you travel around with your eye open? Sav, why don't vou-just one davf 1 would if 'I wa you!" Aud as the porter went iui i " t i,ia u,,ei,taai ,i, luwiu took up his newspaper again. He seemed to feel more coutwitttd alter that. Detroit Free Press. Cctthtc Kven. In one of the largest dry goods stores in this city them is a particularly cross sales- man. He is altogether too superb a creature to be behind a dry goods counter, and when he does condescend to wait upon a customer so the women say it n such a favor that it is really painful. Yesterday a young woman who had suffered at his hands got even with beenseleetiug a material for a dress for an out of town friend and the disagreeable sales- man had chosen to assume, when she asked for8ample8,thatshelmdnoiutentionof buy - ing, and had loftily refen-ed her to some one else, intimatiugas much. The young woman had bought at least half a dozen dresses at that counter, aud sue vowed vengeance. Yesterday she walked up to this superb creature with her sweetost und most demure air. She had a sample of cashmere that she knew couldn't be matched iu Chicago, and she laid it down in front of him without a word. If there is anything that he hates so the women say it is to take down goods from tbe shelves; but when a sample is brought in to be matched he cuu't help himself. He was in a particularly lofty f rauie of miud yester-1 day, aud picked up the uuoneituing sample 1 with the yojideiisionof adjie at the feast. After he had takuu down three heavy bolts of cloth he grumbled: "How many yards of cloth do you re quire f1' "Two, she answered, witu her sweetest smile. After he had tukeu dowu two or three more he impatiently remarked to space: "Bather an uuusual shade !" "Yes" He took down several more, and scowled. "Is it necessary to have an exact match!" be finally asked. 'Yes; it must match perfectly," said the young woman, decidedly. The salesman knows his business if be is disagreeable so tbe women say --and, giving a disgusted kind of a sniff, he weut to work again. Finally, after he had token down at least a dosen pieces aud gone over his entire stock, he brought ber a piece: "This Is the Lust I cau do,1' he said, spite fully; "are you sure your sample came from this store!" "Oh, not" smiled the young woman, de murely; "I got it in New York, and I knew you couldn't match it," Uhicago Tribune. CONSORTED WITH THIEVES. The 8 ad Cast) of a ihl of Aristocratic Family. The New York police made a grand raid on a Sixth avenue "fence" the other night and took In fourteen prisoners. Seven of these were discharged for lack of evidence. The other seven were held for the criml- LILLIAN STEVENS, nal court, and among tbem were "Doc" Bliss and two women, whose appearance excited general Interest and astonishment. When their history was brought out and published all New York was astonished to a degree that was painful. One was Mrs. Byrne, a handsome wom an with dark eyes. She was the wife of Dr. Byrne, a respectable and well to do physician of ljexington avenue, who died aeveral months ago. About a year ago he brought Bliss, who had been his college chum, to his house. Bliss was then a thief, but tbe doctor did not know it. Since the doctor's death Bliss and Mrs. Byrne have lived together. Her mother, a woman of the highest respectability, was sent for and found ber daughter in the felon's dock, the mistress and accomplice of a sneak thief! The other case is, if possible, still more astonishing. Lillian Stevens is of a distin guished southern family, and her father attained to the rank of a general in the Confederate army. His estates were de vastated, but lie partially recovered his lost wealth, and when Lillian was twelve years old she was aent to a convent in France to be educated. She developed into a handsome young woman and fell in love with tbe son of another old southern fam ily. Lillian's father opposed the match, but tbe youug couple eloped. Lillian's husband became the confidential clerk in a wealthy manufacturing firm, but was dishonest and robbed his employers. He had to run away, and his wife left him. Her family refused to recognize her. She took refuge in New York, and went first to the opium den and then to le the compan ion of crooks. The name of Stevens is of course an assumed one, but her true his tory is known. Over 800 people who bad been robbed re cently came to examine tbe recovered swag, and many valuable articles were identified and the ownership proved. It is needless to odd that the two women were stared at by the crowd in the police court room as if they had been "wild Australian children. " They were Btili womanly enough to feel their disgrace keenly and wilt be released If they consent to testify freely. The Gorgeous Theater. It Is much to be desired that actors hould ta du J protected against the laches J npnlom employers, and against the perils of insanitary dressing rooms and i of ill constructed theaters; complaints on ! tter8 are, unfortunately only too well founded. There are, especially In tbe smaller provincial towns, numberless ad veuturera, theatrical managers Heaven save the mark! whose capital consists of a limited stock of picture posters, probably obtained on credit, and unlimited stock of i innate effrontery. Small as are the salaries they covenaut J to pay their actors, they seldom disburse j them in full, while an ingenious system of ' proclaiming the end of a season in one , town, and inviting applications for re- saddle their unfiappy company with the cost of any unusually expensive railway Journey. 1 Again, those who only play the part of audiences in our theaters little know how apt is sanitary and anjiitectural reform to stop short on their Bide of the footlights, j There are theaters, gorgeous as to their foyers ana corridors witn gliding ana eiec- t trio lights, whose sanitary arrangements ' behind the scenes woild disgrace a hovel, whose stages communicate with the street by passages so tortuous that a stranger's chances of threading the labyrinth amid nre and smoke would be well nigh hope- less. The bogus manager and the Insani tary theater are certainly ills which cry aloud for remedy. Saturday Review. A Boud of Union. Mrs. Parveuue I'm awfully sorry to learn that dear Mis. HuuUnan is so very ill. Blunt Friend Why, you havent even a bowing acquaintance with her. Mrs. Parveuue N-uo, not exactly but we've had the same milkman for years, you know. Harper's Bazar. ' Assistance, Not Annoyance. " Friend Heavens, liagley ! How can you write with that baby's uuinteUigible prattle ringing in your ears! Bagley Don't disturb us, Dobson. I'm writing a dialect story and the baby is fur nishing the language. Life. The formal custom of bidding guests to call again, whether man or woman, is now in disuse. It is understood that calls are expected after oue invitation or permis sion, either verbal or by card, has been given. , . General Winneld Hancock was known as "Hancock the Superb," a name given him by General Meade after the magnificent manner in which he repulsed Lougstreet ) at Gettysburg. ALMOST A. CHOLtKA SCARE. Aa Incident of the Pflnllr Fright Thai . Helzetl Now York City. "Let me tell yon how I came nnar be ing the innocent cause of a big choleru scare," mu a well known lawyer to a reporter one afternoon, "It happened in this way: I was breakfasting alone In Eaflt Twenty-eight street at a private Italian boarding house filled with tbe leading people from several comic opera companies, including 'Robin Hood' and Puntania.; My landlady, Mine. whose English pronunciation is at once the delight and despair of those who seek to imitate or understand it, came iu and said: 'Mista John, writa me una note. Say A Ida worn' are down. Com ma queek. Yon putta ma nom attabot, Sophie.' I was in haste to get down town. continued the narrator, "and I wrote it out as I understood it, 'All the women are down; come quick. 1 thongbt that the message sounded odd. She aid, however, that it was 'alia rat,1 and sent it to Dr. X. around the comer in Lexington avenue. That worthy young physician glanced at the note, and thinking that it opened the way to fame for him informed the board of health that he had discovered an outbreak of cholera in an np town Italian boarding; house. He telephoned the same mes sage to several newspaper men of bis acquaintance. "In leas than twenty minutes a squad of burly policemen appeared in front of the house, followed by the doctor, six re porters and several officers of the board of health, whose instincts had been wrought up to a white heat by the mes sage. Mme. S. answered the incessant ringing of the door bell in person. She was attired in a becoming morning gown, and being a large and remarkably handsome woman, presented a dra matic appearance as she explained the situation: 'Gentleman, who eata bnk fast now, no undastanda me. I tell him olda worn are down, shppa down, yon nndastau? Olda worn worka for me. Falla downa de stair. Hurta her side. No worn' down here at all. Dey alia out. Uoodaday, gentleman, goodaday.'" New York Tribune. Dickens as a Dancer. My father insisted that my sister Ka tie and I should teach the polka step to him and Mr. Leech. My father was as much iu earnest about learning to take : that wonderful step correctly as though there were nothing of greater impor tance in the world. Often he would prac tice gravely in a corner, without either partner or music, and I remember one cold winter's night his awakening with the fear that he bad forgotten the step so strong upon him that, jumping out of bed, by the cant illumination of the old fashioned rushlight and to his own whis tling he diligently rehearsed its "one, two, oue, two," until he was once more secure in his knowledge. No one can imagine our excitement and nervousness when the evening came on which we were to dunce with our pupils. Katie was to have Mr. Leech, who was over six feet tall, for her partner, while my father was to be mine. My heart beat so fast that I could scarcely breathe, I was so fearful for the success of our exhibition. But my fears were groundless, and we were greeted at the finish of our dance with hearty applause, which was more than compensation for the work which had been expended upon its learning; Mamie Dickens in Ladies' Home Journal. Cruet lnlinreiii!0. "The other day a woman who spends thousandsof dollars a year on dress Bent for me and gave me an old garment to make over for house wear,1' says a dress maker. 'There were trimmings and linings to buy, but she gave me no money. Of course it was taken for . Bunted that I would f uruish those. That was all right. When the work was done the bill uuiounted to $11.80, and I had ! less than $1 in cash, I wrote an apolo getic little note to my customer when I sent the dress home, asking for the amount of the bill if convenient. My messenger returned empty handed. He waited iu the hallway of the rich wom an's house for half au hour, and receiv- ' ing no answer to my note ventured to speak to oue of the servants about it. The servant kindly said that she would inquire about it. Soon she returned with the message that Mrs. said that she had no time to bother with petty bills then. In consequence my little family had a very 'skimpy' Sunday din-ner."-rNew York Times. -' . Little Rhouy's Greatness. Little Hhody is "some pumpkins" of a state after all. The smallest of all the states, she has the largest population per square mile, or 318.44 persona The figures of the last census show that If the whole uuion were as densely populated it would contain 040,7(16,880 iuhabitants. Now it Is seen for what libode Island is distinguished above all her sister states. She has been . observing Lord Baltimore's Maryland mot to, which rendered into plain English reads, "Increase and multiply. Washington Star. ff - Tbe Negro and the Earthquake, At Fort Augusta, In Jamaica, one of the defenses of Kingston harbor, on the oppo site side of the i nlet of Port Koyat, la shown the tomb of a negro, who iu a great earth quake was swallowed up, and apparently buried alive in a chasm which was opened under bis feet. A moment later another convulsion threw him out on the surface again, undamaged but for a few bruises, scratches and scare, and he lived for many yean afterward. All the Year Round